"Unfulfilled Apologies"

Prompt: Kyle is17 years old. He is brought to church by his grandmother in the elderly church buss. Since it's an extra long service, and she wants to diciplin kyle for ruining her vase. She forces him into a frilly diaper, a frilly bonnet, a frilly tutu, and frilly booties. Kyle tries to fight but his grandmother is stronger. When he tries to complain, she slaps a pacifier in his mouth and she then put him in a baby harness sling on her chest, so he can't run anywhere. When the other old church ladies on the buss sees him, they find him absolutely adorable. They coos at him in baby talk and shower him with red lipstick kisses and pinch his cheek, while his grandmother explains why, he is dressed like that and why he is in a baby harnnes on her chest. The most embarressing is that his grandmother had made a deal with the priest to baptize him again and change his name. When his grandmother gets up and walks down the aisle to the alter, all the people the church can't believe it, when they see kyle a 17 year old boy, dressed as a baby girl and sitting in a harnnes on his grandmothers chest. Kyle tries to break free from her chest, when he sees the people laughing and pointing at him. A boy only about 6 or 7 years old laughs at him and saying:" Baby, baby haha, poopie diaper baby waby". His grandmother don't care and with a swap on his butt, Kyle gives up. The priest is an old woman and snickers at kylees baby attire and start to baptize him. The priest then says:" What is this boys new name?". His grandmother answers with a smile:" Precious Widdle Cutesie Patootie Sissy Schnookums Kins". The priest and the people can't help but laugh and coos at Kyle. The priest then annonce:"Precoius Widdle Cutesie Patootie Sissy Schnokum Kins, you are now a born a new, in the eyes of god". The cermony is now over and Kylse is furious and red with humiliation. He tries to get free from his grandmothers chest, but she is to strong and she says:" Awww Cutesie Patootie, don't worry i got you parents permison, so why are you fussing, do granny gran need to give you your baba, awww do widdle schnookums need his baba". She then meet with the other old ladys outside, who congraulate her, on her new widdle grandson. She thanks them as she starts to force a baby bottle in Kyles mouth, while saying:" Here comes the choo choo train". Shen then explaning that Cutesie patootie is a bit fussy but that the ladies are welcome to pinch his cheek or tickle him under the chin chin. Kyle was furious and angry, but couldn't do anything. These old ladys was too strong and he tried to squirm but i dosen't help.