1. Ethan Parker had recently turned six years old.
2. He celebrated his birthday on September 10, 2023.
3. He was born in the year 2017.
4. Ethan stood at 3 feet 9 inches tall.
5. He weighed 45 pounds.
6. His hair was a light brown color, always neatly cut with a slight wave.
7. He had striking blue eyes.
8. Ethan was a white boy.
9. His mother, Laura Parker, was 32 years old.
10. Laura's birthday was May 5, 1991.
11. She stood at 5 feet 6 inches tall.
12. Laura weighed 140 pounds.
13. Her hair was chestnut brown, long and straight, often worn in a ponytail.
14. She had green eyes.
15. Ethan's grandmother was named Margaret, often referred to as Maggie.
16. Maggie was 67 years old.
17. Her birthday was December 1, 1955.
18. Maggie stood at 5 feet 4 inches tall.
19. She weighed approximately 150 pounds.
20. Her hair was silver, cut short in a stylish bob.
21. Her eyes were hazel.
22. Ethan was at his friend Lily's house.
23. Lily Thompson was also six years old.
24. Lily's birthday was June 12, 2017.
25. She stood at 3 feet 8 inches tall.
26. She weighed 43 pounds.
27. Her hair was golden blonde, styled in loose curls.
28. Lily had deep brown eyes.
29. Elizabeth Thompson, Lily's mom, was known for being a narcissist.
30. Elizabeth was 62 years old, roughly 30 years older than Laura.
31. Her birthday was September 8, 1961.
32. She stood at 5 feet 7 inches tall.
33. Elizabeth weighed around 375 pounds.
34. Her hair was long and curly, colored a rich auburn.
35. She had piercing blue eyes.
36. Elizabeth was from Chicago, Illinois, and she was white.
37. That day, she was wearing a vibrant purple tank top with intricate floral patterns.
38. The tank top was made of soft, stretchy fabric, clinging tightly to her body.
39. It had thin spaghetti straps and a low neckline, showing off a bit of cleavage.
40. Her shorts were denim, very short, with frayed edges.
41. They were tight, emphasizing her heavyset frame.
42. The flip-flops she wore had thick straps, adorned with sparkling silver sequins.
43. The flip-flops had platform heels, making her appear even taller.
44. The nails on her hands and toes were painted a bright, glossy red.
45. Elizabeth was sitting on the couch, glaring at Ethan and Lily.
46. Lily had dressed up in her mother's oversized clothing, a flowing red dress, and a pearl necklace.
47. Elizabeth hated it when anyone touched her things, especially her clothes.
48. "Ethan! Lily! What the hell do you think you're doing with my clothes?" she yelled, her voice stern and sassy.
49. Ethan, scared and trying to apologize, stammered, "I-I-I'm sorry..."
50. Elizabeth stomped away angrily, her flip-flops clapping against the floor.
51. Ethan felt bad as she left the room.
52. He kicked off his shoes and socks and cautiously followed her to her bedroom.
53. As he walked into the room, he instantly tripped over something.
54. Looking down, he saw the same flip-flops Elizabeth had been wearing earlier.
55. He tried to kick them off, but they seemed stuck to his feet.
56. Freaking out, Ethan removed them, disgusted by how girly they were.
57. Suddenly, his feet began to crack and age, changing in a bizarre transformation.
58. He watched in horror as they gained nail polish.
Feet transformation:
1. His feet aged visibly.
2. They began to change shape, becoming more slender.
3. His toenails grew longer, painted the same bright red.
4. Softness spread across his skin, losing the roughness of a child's feet.
5. They continued changing, the bones cracking softly.
6. His feet became more feminine in appearance.
7. The arch of his foot grew higher, more pronounced.
8. His toes shifted, becoming more delicate.
9. The red nail polish appeared complete.
10. Eventually, they looked entirely like a woman's feet.
59. Ethan, too young to fully grasp speaking, cried out in fear, "M-Mommy, help!"
60. His legs then began to feminize and age.
Legs transformation:
1. His legs lengthened.
2. They thinned out, losing baby fat.
3. Smoothness spread as the skin texture changed.
4. His muscles toned into slender shapes.
5. Feminine curves developed slowly.
6. His knees adjusted, looking smaller and weaker.
7. The skin softened further.
8. Hair disappeared, leaving silky, smooth skin.
9. Eventually, his legs looked like those of an adult woman.
10. Panties and shorts then formed on him.
61. Ethan panicked, "Help mommy I don't wanna be a girl... or my friend's mommy, she's so old and mean..."
62. His torso and body began to feminize and age.
Torso and body transformation:
1. His torso elongated.
2. The skin softened and smoothened.
3. His waist pinched in, forming a small curve.
4. Breasts started to develop on his chest.
5. His hips widened, adding feminine curves.
6. His shoulders narrowed, losing their bulk.
7. His stomach flattened.
8. The skin became softer and more supple.
9. Eventually, his torso looked like an adult woman's.
10. A bra and tank top then formed.
63. His arms and hands began to feminize and age, nails painted the same red as on his toes.
Arms and hands transformation:
1. His arms lengthened.
2. They thinned out, losing childish bulk.
3. Smooth skin spread from shoulder to wrist.
4. Muscles toned down to slight, feminine shapes.
5. His hands slenderized.
6. Fingers lengthened and thinned.
7. Nails grew longer, painted red.
8. Softness enveloped his skin.
9. His wrists appeared delicate.
10. Eventually, they looked like those of an adult woman.
64. His head, hair, and face began to change and feminize.
Head, hair, and face transformation:
1. His facial features started to shift.
2. Cheekbones became higher.
3. Jawline softened, becoming narrower.
4. His nose became smaller and more delicate.
5. Lips plumped up and shaped into an adult form.
6. Eyes altered, gaining a more feminine softness.
7. Eyelashes lengthened.
8. His eyebrows arching.
9. Skin on his face smoothed out.
10. Hair on his head grew longer and fuller.
11. The texture changed, becoming curly.
12. His forehead adjusted for feminine proportions.
13. His cheeks got a slight blush.
14. Hair color shifted to auburn.
15. His ears reshaped subtly.
16. Neck became slender.
17. Hair length reached down his back.
18. By completion, his head and face looked like those of Elizabeth.
19. He blinked in confusion.
20. He continued to rant, mostly forgetting who he was.
65. He now remembered only being Elizabeth.
66. "Damn it, those shoes are for women only!" She yelled in a sassy accent, continuing her earlier rant.
67. In confusion, she wondered what she was doing, muttering, bluntly, "What in the world was I doing again?"
68. Walking to the nearby mirror, she started complimenting herself.
Compliments:
1. "Elizabeth, you're looking fabulous at 62!"
2. "You're one gorgeous lady."
3. "This body is to die for."
4. "Damn, girl, you still got it!"
5. "I'm a hot Chicago woman!"
69. Spotting her flip-flops, she picked them up.
70. She began to put on the left flip-flop.
Left flip-flop:
1. She slid her left foot in.
2. Adjusted her toes.
3. Ensuring the strap was in place.
4. Pulled the strap higher.
5. Pressed her heel down.
6. Ensured it was snug.
7. Slightly adjusted the platform.
8. Confirmed the fit.
9. Shifted her weight to test it.
10. Perfectly fitted it in place.
71. She then put on the right flip-flop.
Right flip-flop:
1. She slid her right foot in.
2. Adjusted her toes.
3. Ensuring the strap was aligned.
4. Pulled the strap up.
5. Pressed her heel down.
6. Adjusted its snugness.
7. Familiarized herself with the platform.
8. Confirmed how it fit.
9. Shifted her weight for balance.
10. Perfectly adjusted in place.
72. She grabbed five pieces of jewelry and added them to her outfit.
Jewelry:
1. Gold hoop earrings.
2. A chunky silver bracelet.
3. A large turquoise ring.
4. A delicate necklace with a heart pendant.
5. A sparkling diamond anklet.
73. Deciding she needed to run some errands, she admired her nails.
74. She grabbed her purse, throwing it over her shoulder.
75. Keeping her outfit on, she clip-clopped out to the car.
76. She drove to the store.
77. Arriving, she got out, grabbing her purse.
78. Looking down, she said, "Damn, I look good. I'm one hot Chicago woman!"
79. She grabbed eight snacks and drinks for Lily, including Lay's chips, Oreos, Gatorade, Doritos, Coke, Sprite, chocolate bars, and bubblegum.
80. She also grabbed some items for herself.
81. Heading to the liquor cabinet, she requested help.
"Need some help over here with the liquor!" she said in a blunt urban Chicago accent.
82. She asked for two bottles: "Gimme a bottle of Jack Daniel's and one of Grey Goose."
83. The female cashier, smiling, asked for ID.
84. Confused and frustrated, she replied, "What the hell for, ain’t it obvious I'm freaking old enough?"
85. The cashier responded, "I just need a glimpse of it ma'am for the cameras."
86. Elizabeth went on a rant.
Rant about ID:
1. "Why the hell would I need to show ID?"
2. "I'm 62, for God's sake!"
3. "Can't you see the damn grey in my hair?"
4. "What under 21 person has a name like Elizabeth?"
5. "Do I look like some teeny-bopper to you?"
6. "Seriously, who needs this crap?"
7. "Laura, I told you coming here was a mistake."
8. "Just give me my damn booze!"
87. The cashier apologized, "Don't worry about it, miss. Sorry for offending you."
88. Elizabeth lit into the cashier: "Learn some damn respect when talking to a lady!"
89. She asked to see the manager, voicing her offense.
"I felt really disrespected by your staff," she told the manager. "My name's Elizabeth, and people my age don't get treated like this!"
90. Returning home, she yelled for her daughter: "Lily, get your ass out here and help with the groceries!"
91. "The snacks and drinks I bought are only for after dinner, got it?" she clarified.
"And if I catch you sneaking them, you'll be grounded, or worse – no TV or phone for a week!"
92. Pouring herself a glass of Grey Goose, still in her tank top, shorts, and flip-flops, she exclaimed loudly, "This is some good stuff!"
93. Thinking back to earlier, she ranted, "That little brat got on my last nerve!"
94. She recalled trying to calm down, briefly seeing Ethan come in behind her.
95. "Couldn't leave me the hell alone," she muttered, "drove me right to my room!"
96. Later that night, complimenting herself, she said, "Elizabeth, you handled that crap well today."
97. Her daughter knocked on the door, and she angrily replied, "Lily, get lost!"
98. The following morning, wearing a similar outfit, she left without telling Lily.
99. Lily sneaked a snack and a drink.
100. Distracted, focusing on the ground, she saw her mother's familiar feet.
101. Looking up, Lily saw her mom with her hands on her hips.
"What did I tell you, Lily? Sneaking snacks already? You're grounded!" Elizabeth yelled.
This story was generated by user manemansteve with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.
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Prompt: A long and thorough and detailed 260 sentences story in a formatted list of 1 to 260 about a boy who had just turned a very young age with a detailed description of the boy's name, age, birthday, birth year, height, weight, hair color and style and eye color and race being white. Include his mom's name, age, birthday, birth year, height, weight, hair color and style and eye color. Include his grandma's name, age, birthday, birth year, height, weight, hair color and style and eye color. Have him be at his friend's house and include her name, age, birthday, birth year, height, weight, hair color and style and eye color. Include his friend's mom's name, age being 30-35 years older than his mom, have her be known for being a narcissist, birthday, birth year being 30-35 years older than his mom, height, weight being 350-400 pounds, hair color and style being long and curly and eye color and what state she was from being Chicago Illinois and have her be white. Have her be wearing a tank top and shorts and a pair of flip flops with a thick strap and platform heel and have her nails be painted and include the color being red. Include a detailed description of the tank top being very detailed and include a very detailed description of the shorts being very detailed and include a very detailed description of the flip flops. Have the boy be at his friend's house doing something with his friend that his friend's mom didn't like him doing and include what his friend was doing being with her mom's clothing being specific as to what they were doing and how she responded to him and include it specifically and have her call him out on it and have it be in quoted text being very strict and stern in a sassy accent saying bad words despite not doing what his friend was doing. Have him try to say sorry unable to talk and have it be in quoted text. Have her stomp away angry. Have the boy feel bad as she left the room and have him kick off his shoes and socks following her to her room and have him walk in the room and instantly trip over something. Have him look down to see the same flip flops his friend's mom was wearing earlier and have him try to kick them off unable to. Have him freak out removing them grossed out at how girly they were. Have his feet crack and age turning older and feminine in a formatted list of 1 to 10 as they gained nail polish as well. Have the boy try to talk being too young but scared and have it be in quoted text. Have his legs feminize and age in a formatted list of 1 to 10 as panties and shorts formed on him. Have him say help mommy i don't wanna be a girl or my friend's mommy she's so old and mean. Have his torso and body feminize and age in a formatted list of to 10 as a bra and tank top formed on him. Have his arms and hand feminize and age as his nails grew painted the same color as his toes in a formatted list of 1 to 10. Have his head and hair and face change and feminize in a formatted list of 1 to 20 as he became a female. Have his memories change until he only remembered being his friend's mom. Have her blink in confusion as she looked down at herself suddenly continuing to rant about what she was mad about earlier regarding her shoes and have it be in quoted text in a sassy accent saying bad words mentioning those shoes were for women only. Have her never remember who she used to be and never change back. Have her wonder what she was doing again and have it be in quoted text spelling it in a blunt accent. Have her walk to a nearby mirror complimenting herself in 5 different ways in a formatted list of 1 to 5 and have it all be in quoted text in a very blunt accent referring to herself by her first name and age hyping herself up. Have her spot her flip flops picking them up. Have her put the left flip flop on her left foot in a formatted list of 1 to 10 including the thick strap. Have her put the right flip flop on her right foot in a formatted list of 1 to 10 including the thick strap. Have her grab 5 pieces of jewelry adding them to her outfit in a formatted list of 1 to 5. Have her decide she needed to run a few errands. Have her look down at her feet smiling as she admired her nails. Have her grab her purse throwing it over her shoulder keeping the outfit she was wearing on as she clip clopped out to the car. Have her drive to the store. Have her get to the store and get out grabbing her purse. Have her look down as she walked into the store saying damn i look good i'm one hot Chicago woman. Have her grab 8 snacks and drinks for her daughter in a formatted list of 1 to 8 and have them all be real brands and have her grab a few things for herself too. Have her head over to the liquor cabinet requesting help and have it be in quoted text in an urban angry blunt Chicago accent. Have her ask for 2 bottles and have it all be in quoted text being real brands of liquor in an urban sassy accent. Have the female cashier ask for ID smiling. Have the woman get confused and frustrated and have it be in quoted text saying bad words. Have the female cashier say i just need a glimpse of it ma'am for the cameras and have it be in quoted text smiling. Have the woman go into a rant about why she needed to show ID when she was clearly old enough and have it all be in quoted text in a formatted list of 1 to 8 in a sassy blunt accent mentioning her age including what her first name was being proof she was old and why her name was proof she was old being what under 21 person had a first name like that. Have the cashier apologize saying don't worry about it miss i'm sorry for offending you. Have her tell the cashier off and have it be in quoted text lecturing her on how to treat a lady. Have her go to the manager and talk to her about the situation and have it be in quoted text saying she felt offended at how they treated her saying her name again mentioning how it was proof she was old. Have her get home yelling for her daughter to help bring in the groceries and have it be in quoted text in a sassy blunt voice saying bad words. Have her clarify the snacks and drinks she bought her are only for after dinner and she must ask for permission to touch any of them and have it be in quoted text in a blunt voice clarifying if she's caught sneaking them telling her she'll be grounded or worse and include what worse she would do being specific and have it be in quoted text. Have her pour herself a glass of one of the liquors she bought drinking it still wearing her tank top and shorts and flip flops setting her purse next to her on the couch. Have her say something blunt and happy about the drink and have it be in quoted text being loud and assertive calling it by name. Have her think back to earlier when her daughter's friend got on her nerves and have her complain about again remembering going into her room to calm down and briefly seeing her daughter's friend come in the room behind her and have it be in quoted text ranting about him not leaving her alone and how she got drove to her room trying to remember the moments of him following her in there but not remembering. Have her be in her room later that night complimenting herself and her looks and how she handled her daughter and have it be in quoted text referring to herself by her first name. Have her daughter knock on the door and have her not really wanna deal with her daughter telling her get lost. Have her get up the next morning wearing a similar outfit not telling her daughter she was leaving. Have her daughter sneak a snack and a drink just as her mom got home. Have her be distracted when she first was looking at the ground and saw the familiar sight of her mother's feet wearing her flip flops and with her red painted nails. Have her look up to see her mom holding her hands on her hips. Continue the story from here.
Response: 1. Ethan Parker had recently turned six years old. 2. He celebrated his birthday on September 10, 2023. 3. He was born in the year 2017. 4. Ethan stood at 3 feet 9 inches tall. 5. He weighed 45 pounds. 6. His hair was a light brown color, always neatly cut with a slight wave. 7. He had striking blue eyes. 8. Ethan was a white boy. 9. His mother, Laura Parker, was 32 years old. 10. Laura's birthday was May 5, 1991. 11. She stood at 5 feet 6 inches tall. 12. Laura weighed 140 pounds. 13. Her hair was chestnut brown, long and straight, often worn in a ponytail. 14. She had green eyes. 15. Ethan's grandmother was named Margaret, often referred to as Maggie. 16. Maggie was 67 years old. 17. Her birthday was December 1, 1955. 18. Maggie stood at 5 feet 4 inches tall. 19. She weighed approximately 150 pounds. 20. Her hair was silver, cut short in a stylish bob. 21. Her eyes were hazel. 22. Ethan was at his friend Lily's house. 23. Lily Thompson was also six years old. 24. Lily's birthday was June 12, 2017. 25. She stood at 3 feet 8 inches tall. 26. She weighed 43 pounds. 27. Her hair was golden blonde, styled in loose curls. 28. Lily had deep brown eyes. 29. Elizabeth Thompson, Lily's mom, was known for being a narcissist. 30. Elizabeth was 62 years old, roughly 30 years older than Laura. 31. Her birthday was September 8, 1961. 32. She stood at 5 feet 7 inches tall. 33. Elizabeth weighed around 375 pounds. 34. Her hair was long and curly, colored a rich auburn. 35. She had piercing blue eyes. 36. Elizabeth was from Chicago, Illinois, and she was white. 37. That day, she was wearing a vibrant purple tank top with intricate floral patterns. 38. The tank top was made of soft, stretchy fabric, clinging tightly to her body. 39. It had thin spaghetti straps and a low neckline, showing off a bit of cleavage. 40. Her shorts were denim, very short, with frayed edges. 41. They were tight, emphasizing her heavyset frame. 42. The flip-flops she wore had thick straps, adorned with sparkling silver sequins. 43. The flip-flops had platform heels, making her appear even taller. 44. The nails on her hands and toes were painted a bright, glossy red. 45. Elizabeth was sitting on the couch, glaring at Ethan and Lily. 46. Lily had dressed up in her mother's oversized clothing, a flowing red dress, and a pearl necklace. 47. Elizabeth hated it when anyone touched her things, especially her clothes. 48. "Ethan! Lily! What the hell do you think you're doing with my clothes?" she yelled, her voice stern and sassy. 49. Ethan, scared and trying to apologize, stammered, "I-I-I'm sorry..." 50. Elizabeth stomped away angrily, her flip-flops clapping against the floor. 51. Ethan felt bad as she left the room. 52. He kicked off his shoes and socks and cautiously followed her to her bedroom. 53. As he walked into the room, he instantly tripped over something. 54. Looking down, he saw the same flip-flops Elizabeth had been wearing earlier. 55. He tried to kick them off, but they seemed stuck to his feet. 56. Freaking out, Ethan removed them, disgusted by how girly they were. 57. Suddenly, his feet began to crack and age, changing in a bizarre transformation. 58. He watched in horror as they gained nail polish. Feet transformation: 1. His feet aged visibly. 2. They began to change shape, becoming more slender. 3. His toenails grew longer, painted the same bright red. 4. Softness spread across his skin, losing the roughness of a child's feet. 5. They continued changing, the bones cracking softly. 6. His feet became more feminine in appearance. 7. The arch of his foot grew higher, more pronounced. 8. His toes shifted, becoming more delicate. 9. The red nail polish appeared complete. 10. Eventually, they looked entirely like a woman's feet. 59. Ethan, too young to fully grasp speaking, cried out in fear, "M-Mommy, help!" 60. His legs then began to feminize and age. Legs transformation: 1. His legs lengthened. 2. They thinned out, losing baby fat. 3. Smoothness spread as the skin texture changed. 4. His muscles toned into slender shapes. 5. Feminine curves developed slowly. 6. His knees adjusted, looking smaller and weaker. 7. The skin softened further. 8. Hair disappeared, leaving silky, smooth skin. 9. Eventually, his legs looked like those of an adult woman. 10. Panties and shorts then formed on him. 61. Ethan panicked, "Help mommy I don't wanna be a girl... or my friend's mommy, she's so old and mean..." 62. His torso and body began to feminize and age. Torso and body transformation: 1. His torso elongated. 2. The skin softened and smoothened. 3. His waist pinched in, forming a small curve. 4. Breasts started to develop on his chest. 5. His hips widened, adding feminine curves. 6. His shoulders narrowed, losing their bulk. 7. His stomach flattened. 8. The skin became softer and more supple. 9. Eventually, his torso looked like an adult woman's. 10. A bra and tank top then formed. 63. His arms and hands began to feminize and age, nails painted the same red as on his toes. Arms and hands transformation: 1. His arms lengthened. 2. They thinned out, losing childish bulk. 3. Smooth skin spread from shoulder to wrist. 4. Muscles toned down to slight, feminine shapes. 5. His hands slenderized. 6. Fingers lengthened and thinned. 7. Nails grew longer, painted red. 8. Softness enveloped his skin. 9. His wrists appeared delicate. 10. Eventually, they looked like those of an adult woman. 64. His head, hair, and face began to change and feminize. Head, hair, and face transformation: 1. His facial features started to shift. 2. Cheekbones became higher. 3. Jawline softened, becoming narrower. 4. His nose became smaller and more delicate. 5. Lips plumped up and shaped into an adult form. 6. Eyes altered, gaining a more feminine softness. 7. Eyelashes lengthened. 8. His eyebrows arching. 9. Skin on his face smoothed out. 10. Hair on his head grew longer and fuller. 11. The texture changed, becoming curly. 12. His forehead adjusted for feminine proportions. 13. His cheeks got a slight blush. 14. Hair color shifted to auburn. 15. His ears reshaped subtly. 16. Neck became slender. 17. Hair length reached down his back. 18. By completion, his head and face looked like those of Elizabeth. 19. He blinked in confusion. 20. He continued to rant, mostly forgetting who he was. 65. He now remembered only being Elizabeth. 66. "Damn it, those shoes are for women only!" She yelled in a sassy accent, continuing her earlier rant. 67. In confusion, she wondered what she was doing, muttering, bluntly, "What in the world was I doing again?" 68. Walking to the nearby mirror, she started complimenting herself. Compliments: 1. "Elizabeth, you're looking fabulous at 62!" 2. "You're one gorgeous lady." 3. "This body is to die for." 4. "Damn, girl, you still got it!" 5. "I'm a hot Chicago woman!" 69. Spotting her flip-flops, she picked them up. 70. She began to put on the left flip-flop. Left flip-flop: 1. She slid her left foot in. 2. Adjusted her toes. 3. Ensuring the strap was in place. 4. Pulled the strap higher. 5. Pressed her heel down. 6. Ensured it was snug. 7. Slightly adjusted the platform. 8. Confirmed the fit. 9. Shifted her weight to test it. 10. Perfectly fitted it in place. 71. She then put on the right flip-flop. Right flip-flop: 1. She slid her right foot in. 2. Adjusted her toes. 3. Ensuring the strap was aligned. 4. Pulled the strap up. 5. Pressed her heel down. 6. Adjusted its snugness. 7. Familiarized herself with the platform. 8. Confirmed how it fit. 9. Shifted her weight for balance. 10. Perfectly adjusted in place. 72. She grabbed five pieces of jewelry and added them to her outfit. Jewelry: 1. Gold hoop earrings. 2. A chunky silver bracelet. 3. A large turquoise ring. 4. A delicate necklace with a heart pendant. 5. A sparkling diamond anklet. 73. Deciding she needed to run some errands, she admired her nails. 74. She grabbed her purse, throwing it over her shoulder. 75. Keeping her outfit on, she clip-clopped out to the car. 76. She drove to the store. 77. Arriving, she got out, grabbing her purse. 78. Looking down, she said, "Damn, I look good. I'm one hot Chicago woman!" 79. She grabbed eight snacks and drinks for Lily, including Lay's chips, Oreos, Gatorade, Doritos, Coke, Sprite, chocolate bars, and bubblegum. 80. She also grabbed some items for herself. 81. Heading to the liquor cabinet, she requested help. "Need some help over here with the liquor!" she said in a blunt urban Chicago accent. 82. She asked for two bottles: "Gimme a bottle of Jack Daniel's and one of Grey Goose." 83. The female cashier, smiling, asked for ID. 84. Confused and frustrated, she replied, "What the hell for, ain’t it obvious I'm freaking old enough?" 85. The cashier responded, "I just need a glimpse of it ma'am for the cameras." 86. Elizabeth went on a rant. Rant about ID: 1. "Why the hell would I need to show ID?" 2. "I'm 62, for God's sake!" 3. "Can't you see the damn grey in my hair?" 4. "What under 21 person has a name like Elizabeth?" 5. "Do I look like some teeny-bopper to you?" 6. "Seriously, who needs this crap?" 7. "Laura, I told you coming here was a mistake." 8. "Just give me my damn booze!" 87. The cashier apologized, "Don't worry about it, miss. Sorry for offending you." 88. Elizabeth lit into the cashier: "Learn some damn respect when talking to a lady!" 89. She asked to see the manager, voicing her offense. "I felt really disrespected by your staff," she told the manager. "My name's Elizabeth, and people my age don't get treated like this!" 90. Returning home, she yelled for her daughter: "Lily, get your ass out here and help with the groceries!" 91. "The snacks and drinks I bought are only for after dinner, got it?" she clarified. "And if I catch you sneaking them, you'll be grounded, or worse – no TV or phone for a week!" 92. Pouring herself a glass of Grey Goose, still in her tank top, shorts, and flip-flops, she exclaimed loudly, "This is some good stuff!" 93. Thinking back to earlier, she ranted, "That little brat got on my last nerve!" 94. She recalled trying to calm down, briefly seeing Ethan come in behind her. 95. "Couldn't leave me the hell alone," she muttered, "drove me right to my room!" 96. Later that night, complimenting herself, she said, "Elizabeth, you handled that crap well today." 97. Her daughter knocked on the door, and she angrily replied, "Lily, get lost!" 98. The following morning, wearing a similar outfit, she left without telling Lily. 99. Lily sneaked a snack and a drink. 100. Distracted, focusing on the ground, she saw her mother's familiar feet. 101. Looking up, Lily saw her mom with her hands on her hips. "What did I tell you, Lily? Sneaking snacks already? You're grounded!" Elizabeth yelled.
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