I never imagined a world where women would become so rare that our only solution would be to chemically transform men into women. When the government started issuing āpartnership assignmentsā to help balance the gender ratio, my best friend Reggie and I got paired up. And somehow, he ended up the one taking Femisia. Now, I'm married to a sassy, redheaded bombshell named Rae, who used to be my 6ā4ā linebacker buddy.
Sitting at our kitchen table, Rae checked her fantasy football lineup on her tablet while absentmindedly playing with a strand of her now-luxurious red hair. "Yo, babe," she said, that familiar twang still as noticeable as ever despite the high-pitched voice, "You seen what the Falcons did yesterday? Pure trash, man. But you betta believe I picked up they new running back off waivers."
"Are you serious?" I asked, mixing up our protein shakes. "First Renan in Denver, now Atlantaās Revitas Tucker? You must have insider trading info."
Rae gave me a wide grin, her lips parting to reveal a sparkling row of teeth. "Hey, donāt hate, appreciate. That's why I win ev'ry season, baby. You betta catch up."
I laughed and handed her the chocolate shake. She took it eagerly, sipping through the straw with an exaggerated eye flutter. "Mmm... Just how I like āem," she said. "Hey, 'member when we used to hang out at Rico's after practice, sharin' jokes and talkin' ābout who was gonna make it big?"
āYeah, those were the good old days," I replied. "You know what? Itās crazy how you're into all the stuff I always wished my girlfriend would be into. Cars, football, video gamesā¦ and you still give the best advice on life stuff."
"Oh, you mean how to bench press the right way or how to knock a fool out in less than five seconds?" she asked with a smirk. Despite the physical transformation, Reggieās playful spirit was unchanged.
"Exactly," I said, grinning. "But also things like how to deal with people at work, how to keep my cool... You always know what to say."
"That's ācause Iām street-smart and book-smart," Rae said, giving me a mock-serious look that made me chuckle. "But seriously, we make a damn good team, boo."
Our doorbell rang, drawing us out of the conversation. "Iāll get it," Rae said, hopping off the chair. She was a full foot shorter now, and watching her adjust to her new height was always entertaining. "Probably that car part you ordered."
She was already out the door before I realized she was heading there barefoot. "Rae, wait! You needā"
Too late. Our neighbors watched with wide eyes as the tiny redheaded bombshell bent over to grab a package, oblivious to the scene she was making.
āHey yāall, itās called fashionably late!ā she shouted over her shoulder as she sauntered back in, package in hand. I could hear them murmuring before they disappeared back into their homes, shocked as always by Raeās unabashed confidence.
"Girl, you know how to make an entrance," I said, shaking my head and grinning.
āWell, let 'em look," she replied, placing the package on the table. "I love who I am now, and they can deal. Plus, they jealous ācause we got the best fantasy team in the block."
"You're probably right." I agreed, chuckling. I opened the package to find the turbo we had ordered for our latest project car.
We spent the rest of the morning fitting the turbo, Rae providing her usual witty commentary. "Man, if my pops could see me now! He betta believe I runninā faster than my old Charger."
"Hey, you still run faster than anybody I know," I said, fastening the last bolt. "Just in a whole different kind of race."
As the sun began to set and the stars peeked out, we perched ourselves on the hood of the car, gazing out at the horizon. "Ain't this somethinā?" Rae said, resting her head on my shoulder.
"It sure is," I replied, wrapping an arm around her. "Married to my best friend, who used to be my best man. Who couldāve predicted this?"
"You an' me, baby," Rae agreed, a contented sigh escaping her lips. "You an' me. Always an' forever."
And in that moment, I knew there was no one else Iād rather have by my side in this strange new world. Reggie, Rae, my best friend and now my beloved wifeā¦ Weād tackle whatever came our way together.
This story was generated by user zach3 with assistance by one of OpenAIās large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.
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Prompt: After a strange occurrence led to the male chromosome gene to become incredibly dominant meaning less and less women were in the world. People began to panic. Thatās when they made a drug called Femisia. Femisia was able to change men into women. Two men were assigned to be a couple one of them would have to turn into a woman. When I found out my pairing was my best friend I was glad since we had such a good relationship. Fortunately, my friend got chosen to take the Femisia. He is now my sexy redheaded girlfriend and surprisingly he seems to like it. He especially likes his nice big booty and his firm boobs. He also likes to joke about being a 5'2 white chick now he used to be a 6'4 black guy. I Like being married to my best friend, who wouldn't love a wife who loves football and played fantasy football with you. She loves my taste in music now and also loves cars just like me. Having my best friend as my new wife is pretty exciting. Give my friend a ghetto accent in his dialogue. write the story with lots of dialogue
Response: I never imagined a world where women would become so rare that our only solution would be to chemically transform men into women. When the government started issuing āpartnership assignmentsā to help balance the gender ratio, my best friend Reggie and I got paired up. And somehow, he ended up the one taking Femisia. Now, I'm married to a sassy, redheaded bombshell named Rae, who used to be my 6ā4ā linebacker buddy. Sitting at our kitchen table, Rae checked her fantasy football lineup on her tablet while absentmindedly playing with a strand of her now-luxurious red hair. "Yo, babe," she said, that familiar twang still as noticeable as ever despite the high-pitched voice, "You seen what the Falcons did yesterday? Pure trash, man. But you betta believe I picked up they new running back off waivers." "Are you serious?" I asked, mixing up our protein shakes. "First Renan in Denver, now Atlantaās Revitas Tucker? You must have insider trading info." Rae gave me a wide grin, her lips parting to reveal a sparkling row of teeth. "Hey, donāt hate, appreciate. That's why I win ev'ry season, baby. You betta catch up." I laughed and handed her the chocolate shake. She took it eagerly, sipping through the straw with an exaggerated eye flutter. "Mmm... Just how I like āem," she said. "Hey, 'member when we used to hang out at Rico's after practice, sharin' jokes and talkin' ābout who was gonna make it big?" āYeah, those were the good old days," I replied. "You know what? Itās crazy how you're into all the stuff I always wished my girlfriend would be into. Cars, football, video gamesā¦ and you still give the best advice on life stuff." "Oh, you mean how to bench press the right way or how to knock a fool out in less than five seconds?" she asked with a smirk. Despite the physical transformation, Reggieās playful spirit was unchanged. "Exactly," I said, grinning. "But also things like how to deal with people at work, how to keep my cool... You always know what to say." "That's ācause Iām street-smart and book-smart," Rae said, giving me a mock-serious look that made me chuckle. "But seriously, we make a damn good team, boo." Our doorbell rang, drawing us out of the conversation. "Iāll get it," Rae said, hopping off the chair. She was a full foot shorter now, and watching her adjust to her new height was always entertaining. "Probably that car part you ordered." She was already out the door before I realized she was heading there barefoot. "Rae, wait! You needā" Too late. Our neighbors watched with wide eyes as the tiny redheaded bombshell bent over to grab a package, oblivious to the scene she was making. āHey yāall, itās called fashionably late!ā she shouted over her shoulder as she sauntered back in, package in hand. I could hear them murmuring before they disappeared back into their homes, shocked as always by Raeās unabashed confidence. "Girl, you know how to make an entrance," I said, shaking my head and grinning. āWell, let 'em look," she replied, placing the package on the table. "I love who I am now, and they can deal. Plus, they jealous ācause we got the best fantasy team in the block." "You're probably right." I agreed, chuckling. I opened the package to find the turbo we had ordered for our latest project car. We spent the rest of the morning fitting the turbo, Rae providing her usual witty commentary. "Man, if my pops could see me now! He betta believe I runninā faster than my old Charger." "Hey, you still run faster than anybody I know," I said, fastening the last bolt. "Just in a whole different kind of race." As the sun began to set and the stars peeked out, we perched ourselves on the hood of the car, gazing out at the horizon. "Ain't this somethinā?" Rae said, resting her head on my shoulder. "It sure is," I replied, wrapping an arm around her. "Married to my best friend, who used to be my best man. Who couldāve predicted this?" "You an' me, baby," Rae agreed, a contented sigh escaping her lips. "You an' me. Always an' forever." And in that moment, I knew there was no one else Iād rather have by my side in this strange new world. Reggie, Rae, my best friend and now my beloved wifeā¦ Weād tackle whatever came our way together.
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