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Toy Story: A Dose of Reality

Woody sat alone on Andy’s bed, his springs coiling slightly beneath him, his one arm hanging limply from its frayed stitching. The room was quiet—unusually quiet, except for the muffled sound of Andy playing video games downstairs. He stared at a bright orange bottle on the dresser, the cap slightly askew. His eyes twitched nervously; something about today felt off-kilter. For the first time in six months, Woody had remembered to take his pills.

After a hefty swallow and a dry cough, Woody waited. He wasn’t sure what he was waiting for. An epiphany? A revelation? Sandy, from accounting, to burst out with a mariachi band? No, he was waiting for the click—the click of the gears in his head realigning, the click of sanity slotting back into place like a perfectly matched puzzle piece.

The door creaked open slowly, and there stood Buzz Lightyear, in all his splendid, plastic grandeur. "To infinity and beyond!" Buzz declared, laser aimed as he prepared to vanquish yet another imaginary space invader.

Except this time, something was different. Woody squinted at Buzz, his brow furrowing deeply. The infinity didn’t seem quite so, well, infinite anymore. And the beyond? It seemed to be just about twelve inches away from Andy’s desk.

“Buzz?” Woody finally spoke, his voice drier than the desert in an old Western.

“Yes, my cowboy companion! Ready to defeat Emperor Zurg?” Buzz struck a pose, as heroic and unsubtle as ever.

But then it hit Woody. The clarity he'd so desperately lacked in recent months slammed into him like a runaway stagecoach. “Buzz, something... something’s not right.”

Buzz cocked an eyebrow, his plastic face perpetually frozen in a look of mild amusement and confused heroism. "Explain yourself, Sheriff."

“All this time… all these adventures… the rocket, Sid’s house, the time we almost got barbecued by that maniacal sunlamp… They weren't just memories, Buzz. They felt real, but...” Woody rubbed his chin thoughtfully, his wooden fingers making a soft rasping sound. “Why do they all seem a little... fuzzy now?”

“I assure you, Woody,” Buzz intoned, “We’ve faced danger side by side! We are a team!”

Woody shook his head slowly, as if trying to dislodge a stubborn cobweb. “No, Buzz, we’re not a team. Because… you’re not real!”

Buzz let out an exaggerated guffaw, the kind that echoed around Andy’s room like a bad punchline. “Not real? You’re talking nonsense, Sheriff! Let’s ride—“

But before Buzz could finish, Woody extended a finger and poked Buzz’s chest, half expecting his own digit to go straight through. Instead, it hit hard plastic. Yet something about the interaction didn’t sit right. Buzz didn’t feel as solid. Woody moved to the window and drew the curtains. Light streamed in, and the glaring truth was all too stark.

“Buzz, have you ever seen Andy play with you? Or any of the other toys, for that matter?”

Buzz blinked. Once. Twice. His mechanical movements more obvious than ever. “Well, uh...”

Woody’s eyes widened. “Holy Tumbleweed! He never has! And you know why? Because you’re not really there!”

Buzz tried to protest, but instead, his voice started to stutter like it was buffering on a bad internet connection. Woody didn’t have it in him to listen any longer. He reached behind Buzz’s back and found a small switch—OFF. He flicked it, and Buzz slumped forward, silent and still.

A wave of something unfamiliar and bizarre washed over Woody. Was it relief? Could a toy really feel relief? His wooden knees knocked together as he stood up, surveying the scene.

“Well, partner,” Woody muttered to himself, “Seems like I've been riding the Twilight Zone Express for far too long.”

He glanced at the bottle again, and for the first time in months, Woody felt genuinely grounded—though he supposed he always had been, what with Andy’s grip or the shelf he sat upon.

Life went on. There were still aliens in the claw machine console to delegate, Slink had a knot in his tail that needed untangling, and Rex still couldn’t roar without sounding like a squeaky balloon. But without Buzz’s never-ending monologues about space villains and intergalactic quests, things were… quieter. Simpler. Woody dared to think they might even be a little… normal.

Late that night, nestled between the other toys, Woody looked out into Andy’s darkened room and whispered, “You know, maybe being a toy isn’t just about action-packed adventures. Maybe it’s about keeping things together. Like a… shelf ornament.”

And just as he was about to doze off, a faint voice echoed from the dark: “Sleep tight, Sheriff.”

Woody bolted upright. “Alright, who’s messing with my pills now?!”

And with that, Woody knew tomorrow would bring another round.

This story was generated by user BlakeIsHere with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.

Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL·E 2, or uploaded by the user.

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Prompt: Toy Story but Woody takes his pills for the first time in six months and suddenly realizes that Buzz was never real

Response: Toy Story: A Dose of Reality Woody sat alone on Andy’s bed, his springs coiling slightly beneath him, his one arm hanging limply from its frayed stitching. The room was quiet—unusually quiet, except for the muffled sound of Andy playing video games downstairs. He stared at a bright orange bottle on the dresser, the cap slightly askew. His eyes twitched nervously; something about today felt off-kilter. For the first time in six months, Woody had remembered to take his pills. After a hefty swallow and a dry cough, Woody waited. He wasn’t sure what he was waiting for. An epiphany? A revelation? Sandy, from accounting, to burst out with a mariachi band? No, he was waiting for the click—the click of the gears in his head realigning, the click of sanity slotting back into place like a perfectly matched puzzle piece. The door creaked open slowly, and there stood Buzz Lightyear, in all his splendid, plastic grandeur. "To infinity and beyond!" Buzz declared, laser aimed as he prepared to vanquish yet another imaginary space invader. Except this time, something was different. Woody squinted at Buzz, his brow furrowing deeply. The infinity didn’t seem quite so, well, infinite anymore. And the beyond? It seemed to be just about twelve inches away from Andy’s desk. “Buzz?” Woody finally spoke, his voice drier than the desert in an old Western. “Yes, my cowboy companion! Ready to defeat Emperor Zurg?” Buzz struck a pose, as heroic and unsubtle as ever. But then it hit Woody. The clarity he'd so desperately lacked in recent months slammed into him like a runaway stagecoach. “Buzz, something... something’s not right.” Buzz cocked an eyebrow, his plastic face perpetually frozen in a look of mild amusement and confused heroism. "Explain yourself, Sheriff." “All this time… all these adventures… the rocket, Sid’s house, the time we almost got barbecued by that maniacal sunlamp… They weren't just memories, Buzz. They felt real, but...” Woody rubbed his chin thoughtfully, his wooden fingers making a soft rasping sound. “Why do they all seem a little... fuzzy now?” “I assure you, Woody,” Buzz intoned, “We’ve faced danger side by side! We are a team!” Woody shook his head slowly, as if trying to dislodge a stubborn cobweb. “No, Buzz, we’re not a team. Because… you’re not real!” Buzz let out an exaggerated guffaw, the kind that echoed around Andy’s room like a bad punchline. “Not real? You’re talking nonsense, Sheriff! Let’s ride—“ But before Buzz could finish, Woody extended a finger and poked Buzz’s chest, half expecting his own digit to go straight through. Instead, it hit hard plastic. Yet something about the interaction didn’t sit right. Buzz didn’t feel as solid. Woody moved to the window and drew the curtains. Light streamed in, and the glaring truth was all too stark. “Buzz, have you ever seen Andy play with you? Or any of the other toys, for that matter?” Buzz blinked. Once. Twice. His mechanical movements more obvious than ever. “Well, uh...” Woody’s eyes widened. “Holy Tumbleweed! He never has! And you know why? Because you’re not really there!” Buzz tried to protest, but instead, his voice started to stutter like it was buffering on a bad internet connection. Woody didn’t have it in him to listen any longer. He reached behind Buzz’s back and found a small switch—OFF. He flicked it, and Buzz slumped forward, silent and still. A wave of something unfamiliar and bizarre washed over Woody. Was it relief? Could a toy really feel relief? His wooden knees knocked together as he stood up, surveying the scene. “Well, partner,” Woody muttered to himself, “Seems like I've been riding the Twilight Zone Express for far too long.” He glanced at the bottle again, and for the first time in months, Woody felt genuinely grounded—though he supposed he always had been, what with Andy’s grip or the shelf he sat upon. Life went on. There were still aliens in the claw machine console to delegate, Slink had a knot in his tail that needed untangling, and Rex still couldn’t roar without sounding like a squeaky balloon. But without Buzz’s never-ending monologues about space villains and intergalactic quests, things were… quieter. Simpler. Woody dared to think they might even be a little… normal. Late that night, nestled between the other toys, Woody looked out into Andy’s darkened room and whispered, “You know, maybe being a toy isn’t just about action-packed adventures. Maybe it’s about keeping things together. Like a… shelf ornament.” And just as he was about to doze off, a faint voice echoed from the dark: “Sleep tight, Sheriff.” Woody bolted upright. “Alright, who’s messing with my pills now?!” And with that, Woody knew tomorrow would bring another round.

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