**Title: Superpowered Peach Patrol**
"Wanna grab some wings after work, Jake?" Cody asked, leaning back in his chair, his gaming headset still around his neck.
I glanced at the clock; we had about an hour left on our shift. "Sure, why not? I could use a distraction."
Cody grinned. "Sweet. By the way, have you been watching the news lately? That new superhero, she’s been kicking some serious butt. Literally."
I groaned internally. "Yeah, I've seen her."
A smirk played at the corners of Cody's mouth. "Come on, you know she's a total babe. Guys on the internet are going wild over her ass. There’re like entire Reddit threads dedicated to it."
"That’s uh, pretty creepy, man," I said, shifting uncomfortably. The truth is, that 'total babe' was me, and the ass that’s drawn so much attention? Also mine.
"Not creepy, just appreciative of fine...assets," Cody replied, winking. "You think she'd go for guys like us?"
I chuckled despite myself. "I don't know, Cod. Figured she'd be more into...other supes."
"Yeah, right," Cody said, his eyes narrowing suspiciously. "You sure you don’t know her?"
My mind raced. "Why would you think that?"
Cody shrugged. "I dunno, maybe because you go missing every time she shows up. Suspicious, don't you think?"
I needed a subject change, and fast. "Ugh, ever think about how last-minute all her fights are? Like, how inconvenient!"
Cody's eyes twinkled. "Around my coffee breaks too. It’s like she knows, bro."
He was teasing, obviously, but he wasn't far off. A moment later, his phone buzzed with a notification. "Speak of the devil!" he said, eyes wide.
I peered over. A breaking news alert—'Downtown Bank Heist Underway.' Perfect timing, as usual. "Guess we’ll have to put those wings on hold. I just… remembered something."
Cody gave me a mock salute. "Duty calls, huh? Or, should I say… bathroom calls?"
I rolled my eyes and headed for the exit. As soon as I was out of sight, I ducked into an alleyway and focused. The transformation process wasn't painful, but the sudden influx of power and the gender swap always felt… odd. One minute you’re Jake, the next minute you're equipped with telekinesis, super strength, and… "killer curves" as Cody puts it.
Staring into a store window, I adjusted my green and yellow suit. "Does this really make my ass look big?" I muttered, before taking off at super speed toward the bank.
In no time, I was at the scene, disabling the robbers with a combination of telekinesis and brute force. I heard a few wolf whistles and groans of appreciation from the gathering crowd. One guy even yelled, "Nice peach!" while waving an actual peach in the air.
I restrained myself from facepalming. Instead, I threw a quick glance his way and used a telekinetic swipe to send him stumbling backwards into the police tape.
"Let the officers do their job," I said, my voice firm but sweet, as I handed them the crooks.
Later, I transformed back in the same alleyway, emerging as plain old Jake. Heading toward the wing joint, I found Cody already there, devouring a plate of hot wings.
"Dude, you missed her!" Cody exclaimed through a mouthful of food. "She was a-maz-ing. And that suit! I swear, that thing is painted on."
I sighed, taking a seat. "Yeah, missed her again. Wings look good though."
Cody leaned in, his eyes twinkling with mischief. "I've been thinking—what if she’s into guys who appreciate her as a person? You know, like us."
I laughed. "Face it, Cod. She’s way out of our league."
"Eh, worth a shot," he replied, winking. "Anyway, you got a little something—" he motioned to his own cheek.
Instinctively, I wiped my face, only to realize he was messing with me. "Jerk."
Despite the risk of exposure, Cody's antics somehow made the situation bearable. I could live with the peach emojis and the public scrutiny as long as I had a friend like him. Maybe one day I'd tell him the truth—maybe. But for now, I was content enjoying my wings and living this double life.
"Next time you see her," Cody said, completely serious now, "tell her her ass looks fantastic."
"Shut up, Cody," I replied, chuckling.
This story was generated by user zach3 with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.
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Prompt: Write a story with lots of dialogue where I was afraid to tell everyone about my superpowers. You see I had every superpower imaginable super speed, strength, telekinesis, all of them any power you can think of. The only problem is to access my powers I have to transform into a redhead... a female redhead with an ass men would call a dump truck and perfect tits that's right I swap genders. It gets annoying when I save people I get comments about my ass And how awesome it looks and a myriad of peach emojis alluding to my ass. But at least my buddy still hangs out with me, he comments about how my suit makes my ass look killer too but I let him, he is my friend after all. I do get worried sometimes if my green and yellow suit makes my ass look to big sometimes.
Response: **Title: Superpowered Peach Patrol** "Wanna grab some wings after work, Jake?" Cody asked, leaning back in his chair, his gaming headset still around his neck. I glanced at the clock; we had about an hour left on our shift. "Sure, why not? I could use a distraction." Cody grinned. "Sweet. By the way, have you been watching the news lately? That new superhero, she’s been kicking some serious butt. Literally." I groaned internally. "Yeah, I've seen her." A smirk played at the corners of Cody's mouth. "Come on, you know she's a total babe. Guys on the internet are going wild over her ass. There’re like entire Reddit threads dedicated to it." "That’s uh, pretty creepy, man," I said, shifting uncomfortably. The truth is, that 'total babe' was me, and the ass that’s drawn so much attention? Also mine. "Not creepy, just appreciative of fine...assets," Cody replied, winking. "You think she'd go for guys like us?" I chuckled despite myself. "I don't know, Cod. Figured she'd be more into...other supes." "Yeah, right," Cody said, his eyes narrowing suspiciously. "You sure you don’t know her?" My mind raced. "Why would you think that?" Cody shrugged. "I dunno, maybe because you go missing every time she shows up. Suspicious, don't you think?" I needed a subject change, and fast. "Ugh, ever think about how last-minute all her fights are? Like, how inconvenient!" Cody's eyes twinkled. "Around my coffee breaks too. It’s like she knows, bro." He was teasing, obviously, but he wasn't far off. A moment later, his phone buzzed with a notification. "Speak of the devil!" he said, eyes wide. I peered over. A breaking news alert—'Downtown Bank Heist Underway.' Perfect timing, as usual. "Guess we’ll have to put those wings on hold. I just… remembered something." Cody gave me a mock salute. "Duty calls, huh? Or, should I say… bathroom calls?" I rolled my eyes and headed for the exit. As soon as I was out of sight, I ducked into an alleyway and focused. The transformation process wasn't painful, but the sudden influx of power and the gender swap always felt… odd. One minute you’re Jake, the next minute you're equipped with telekinesis, super strength, and… "killer curves" as Cody puts it. Staring into a store window, I adjusted my green and yellow suit. "Does this really make my ass look big?" I muttered, before taking off at super speed toward the bank. In no time, I was at the scene, disabling the robbers with a combination of telekinesis and brute force. I heard a few wolf whistles and groans of appreciation from the gathering crowd. One guy even yelled, "Nice peach!" while waving an actual peach in the air. I restrained myself from facepalming. Instead, I threw a quick glance his way and used a telekinetic swipe to send him stumbling backwards into the police tape. "Let the officers do their job," I said, my voice firm but sweet, as I handed them the crooks. Later, I transformed back in the same alleyway, emerging as plain old Jake. Heading toward the wing joint, I found Cody already there, devouring a plate of hot wings. "Dude, you missed her!" Cody exclaimed through a mouthful of food. "She was a-maz-ing. And that suit! I swear, that thing is painted on." I sighed, taking a seat. "Yeah, missed her again. Wings look good though." Cody leaned in, his eyes twinkling with mischief. "I've been thinking—what if she’s into guys who appreciate her as a person? You know, like us." I laughed. "Face it, Cod. She’s way out of our league." "Eh, worth a shot," he replied, winking. "Anyway, you got a little something—" he motioned to his own cheek. Instinctively, I wiped my face, only to realize he was messing with me. "Jerk." Despite the risk of exposure, Cody's antics somehow made the situation bearable. I could live with the peach emojis and the public scrutiny as long as I had a friend like him. Maybe one day I'd tell him the truth—maybe. But for now, I was content enjoying my wings and living this double life. "Next time you see her," Cody said, completely serious now, "tell her her ass looks fantastic." "Shut up, Cody," I replied, chuckling.
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