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**Helluva Boss Vs... He-Man**

**Title: The Sword of Damnation**

**Plot:**

Our scene opens in the infernal underworld of Hell, a twisted parody of familiar landscapes. The sound of metal clashing, fire crackling, and demonic cries fills the air. At the I.M.P. HQ, Blitzo is flipping through idle clients in their black charred book, a mixture of complaint and mischief on his face. Suddenly, a shrill notification buzzes through the bare-bones office.

**Blitzo:** "Finally, some action! Who's ready to spill some heroic guts?"

Loona rolls her eyes from her post, but secretly, she’s intrigued. Blitzo’s eyes light up reading the request. Moxxie and Millie, cleaning weapons nearby, glance up.

**Moxxie:** "What's it say?"

**Blitzo:** "Looks like we got a real celebrity. Some skeleton bitch named Skeletor—wait, no—he calls himself Skull Lord now, wants us to off He-Man. Says the guy never left him alone and even killed him. He-Man’s mortal sins are practically highlighted in this! Paperwork is legit for once."

**Millie:** "Oh, I loved slaying those giant muscle-heads! This should be fun."

A portal opens, sucking the I.M.P. team through the fabric of space-time, sending them directly to Eternia, where He-Man stands in his majesty, sword held high, ever-vigilant.

**Back in Hell:**

Skull Lord, now a green-skinned, fiendish figure surrounded by demonic imps, grinds his teeth together, flicking the I.M.P. contract into a hellfire cauldron.

**Skull Lord:** "This time, Prince Adam, you’ll truly perish. Enjoy your last breath."

**Flash to Eternia:**

The I.M.P. team lands with a thud in a forested area. Blitzo barely shakes off the portal disorientation before he shouts orders.

**Blitzo:** "Alright, folks, weapons hot. Moxxie, check the perimeter. Millie, you’re on melee. Loona, keep the portal steady and scout."

Moxxie scans the surroundings with his rifle scope and sees a glimpse of He-Man in the distance, radiating that overwhelming aura of sheer righteousness that makes him grit his teeth.

**He-Man:** "I sense a disturbance, something...otherworldly."

As the I.M.P. crew approaches He-Man, weapons at the ready, they find themselves caught off guard by his overwhelming strength and dignity. He doesn't flinch, his heroic resolve more formidable than they ever anticipated.

**Blitzo:** "Alright, you overgrown Hercules reject. Time to meet your maker—again!"

They charge. A fierce battle ensues, with He-Man unleashing his signature moves, sending Blitzo flying into a boulder.

**Blitzo:** "Shit! Where did he get that strength?"

Moxxie takes a shot, but misses, cursing under his breath.

**Moxxie:** "Damn it! This guy's fast."

Millie lunges with her axe, barely ducking under a massive swing of He-Man’s sword. She retaliates with a whirlwind slash.

**Millie:** "Take this, you muscle-bound *bitch*!"

But He-Man's counter-attack strikes true, knocking her back.

**He-Man:** "Your evil ends here, demonic filth! I fight for justice!"

The battle mounts in intensity. Suddenly, Loona, tapping into her new demonic form, barrel through, claws extended.

**Loona:** "Get your hands off my friends, you sanctimonious prick!"

Her ferocious assault gives Blitzo just the opening he needs. With surprising agility, Blitzo fires a shot from his infernal crossbow. The bolt finds its mark, and He-Man falls, a look of grim realization upon him.

**He-Man:** "So, this is how it ends..."

He-Man breathes his last breath, and his soul is quickly dragged through a fiery vortex straight to Hell.

**Back in Pentagram City:**

Emerging from a cauldron of fire, a tiger-like demon covered in black and golden fur—He-Man's new form roars into existence. Skeletor, now Skull Lord, stands before him.

**Skull Lord:** "Welcome to Hell, He-Man. I’ve been waiting. Seems you're the one now caged, while I reign free."

He-Man, realizing his new fate, looks around, finding himself once again face to face with his eternal nemesis, but this time, in a place where power and rule are ephemeral and twisted.

**He-Man:** "Skeletor... or should I say, Skull Lord. Seems we are once again bound by fate."

Skull Lord offers a clawed hand, and with a begrudging nod, He-Man takes it, the two former enemies finding an ironic reconciliation in Hell’s eternal torment.

Back in the I.M.P. office, the crew are licking their wounds, fire drinking whiskey, rewarding themselves for a hard job well done.

**Blitzo:** "That was some crazy shit, but hey, job's done. Cheers to that!"

**Millie:** "Hell yeah! To our next wild mission!"

**Loona:** "*Fuck* yeah."

The night descends upon Hell, another job complete, another story to be told.

**End Scene.**

This story was generated by user DylanVsFizzarolli8 with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.

Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL·E 2, or uploaded by the user.

AI Prompts

Prompt: Write an episode idea for "Helluva Boss Vs... Crossover" series, where I.M.P. (Immediate Murder Professionals) crewmembers, Blitzo (the crew's leader), Moxxie (the crew's weapons specialist), and Millie (the crew's powerhouse), from the adult cartoon/animated series Helluva Boss, go on many misadventures and go into many other series/franchise to murder those characters, who the sinners (who were once mortal beings from other series/franchise but now live as sinner demons in Hell as depicted in the "Hazbin Hotel" and "Helluva Boss" series) believe have made sins. In this episode, Skeletor (from the He-Man series) had finally been killed by He-Man, who overthrew him from power and constantly foiled his evil plans. So Skeletor, who is now a green-skinned skeletal fiendish sinner demon known as Skull Lord, is angry and he pays I.M.P. to kill He-Man. During their mission to kill He-Man, I.M.P. would struggle, but then finally succeeds in killing off He-Man, and He-Man arrives in Hell (as depicted in the "Hazbin Hotel" and "Helluva Boss" series) as a tiger-like sinner demon, who now spends the rest of his afterlife in a job located somewhere in Pentagram City with Skeletor/Skull Lord (who now reconcile). There should also be quotes from the characters in this story (this story should include the profanity/swear words (including but not limited to fuck, shit, bitch, etc) from Blitzo himself and Loona herself, and, to a lesser extent, Moxxie and Millie; even some sinner demons who wear once mortals from other franchises, such as Skeletor/Skull Lord himself, also swear as demons) so we know what they're saying and what they're thinking.

Response: **Helluva Boss Vs... He-Man** **Title: The Sword of Damnation** **Plot:** Our scene opens in the infernal underworld of Hell, a twisted parody of familiar landscapes. The sound of metal clashing, fire crackling, and demonic cries fills the air. At the I.M.P. HQ, Blitzo is flipping through idle clients in their black charred book, a mixture of complaint and mischief on his face. Suddenly, a shrill notification buzzes through the bare-bones office. **Blitzo:** "Finally, some action! Who's ready to spill some heroic guts?" Loona rolls her eyes from her post, but secretly, she’s intrigued. Blitzo’s eyes light up reading the request. Moxxie and Millie, cleaning weapons nearby, glance up. **Moxxie:** "What's it say?" **Blitzo:** "Looks like we got a real celebrity. Some skeleton bitch named Skeletor—wait, no—he calls himself Skull Lord now, wants us to off He-Man. Says the guy never left him alone and even killed him. He-Man’s mortal sins are practically highlighted in this! Paperwork is legit for once." **Millie:** "Oh, I loved slaying those giant muscle-heads! This should be fun." A portal opens, sucking the I.M.P. team through the fabric of space-time, sending them directly to Eternia, where He-Man stands in his majesty, sword held high, ever-vigilant. **Back in Hell:** Skull Lord, now a green-skinned, fiendish figure surrounded by demonic imps, grinds his teeth together, flicking the I.M.P. contract into a hellfire cauldron. **Skull Lord:** "This time, Prince Adam, you’ll truly perish. Enjoy your last breath." **Flash to Eternia:** The I.M.P. team lands with a thud in a forested area. Blitzo barely shakes off the portal disorientation before he shouts orders. **Blitzo:** "Alright, folks, weapons hot. Moxxie, check the perimeter. Millie, you’re on melee. Loona, keep the portal steady and scout." Moxxie scans the surroundings with his rifle scope and sees a glimpse of He-Man in the distance, radiating that overwhelming aura of sheer righteousness that makes him grit his teeth. **He-Man:** "I sense a disturbance, something...otherworldly." As the I.M.P. crew approaches He-Man, weapons at the ready, they find themselves caught off guard by his overwhelming strength and dignity. He doesn't flinch, his heroic resolve more formidable than they ever anticipated. **Blitzo:** "Alright, you overgrown Hercules reject. Time to meet your maker—again!" They charge. A fierce battle ensues, with He-Man unleashing his signature moves, sending Blitzo flying into a boulder. **Blitzo:** "Shit! Where did he get that strength?" Moxxie takes a shot, but misses, cursing under his breath. **Moxxie:** "Damn it! This guy's fast." Millie lunges with her axe, barely ducking under a massive swing of He-Man’s sword. She retaliates with a whirlwind slash. **Millie:** "Take this, you muscle-bound *bitch*!" But He-Man's counter-attack strikes true, knocking her back. **He-Man:** "Your evil ends here, demonic filth! I fight for justice!" The battle mounts in intensity. Suddenly, Loona, tapping into her new demonic form, barrel through, claws extended. **Loona:** "Get your hands off my friends, you sanctimonious prick!" Her ferocious assault gives Blitzo just the opening he needs. With surprising agility, Blitzo fires a shot from his infernal crossbow. The bolt finds its mark, and He-Man falls, a look of grim realization upon him. **He-Man:** "So, this is how it ends..." He-Man breathes his last breath, and his soul is quickly dragged through a fiery vortex straight to Hell. **Back in Pentagram City:** Emerging from a cauldron of fire, a tiger-like demon covered in black and golden fur—He-Man's new form roars into existence. Skeletor, now Skull Lord, stands before him. **Skull Lord:** "Welcome to Hell, He-Man. I’ve been waiting. Seems you're the one now caged, while I reign free." He-Man, realizing his new fate, looks around, finding himself once again face to face with his eternal nemesis, but this time, in a place where power and rule are ephemeral and twisted. **He-Man:** "Skeletor... or should I say, Skull Lord. Seems we are once again bound by fate." Skull Lord offers a clawed hand, and with a begrudging nod, He-Man takes it, the two former enemies finding an ironic reconciliation in Hell’s eternal torment. Back in the I.M.P. office, the crew are licking their wounds, fire drinking whiskey, rewarding themselves for a hard job well done. **Blitzo:** "That was some crazy shit, but hey, job's done. Cheers to that!" **Millie:** "Hell yeah! To our next wild mission!" **Loona:** "*Fuck* yeah." The night descends upon Hell, another job complete, another story to be told. **End Scene.**

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