**Get into Hellfire** (Parody of "Get in the Water")
*[Blitzo storms in with a crooked grin as Moxxie and Millie stand menacingly by his side. The decrepit motel room flickers, shadows dancing with a sinister elegance.]*
**Blitzo:** There you are, Dylan
**Blitzo:**
I've been waiting for this moment,
For the perfect time to strike,
When your world's so calm and your guard's worn down,
That's when your time's up tonight.
I've got a demonic reputation,
I've got schemes to unfurl,
So I can't let you just walk away,
Or else Hell forgets I'm cruel.
**Blitzo:** Now get into Hellfire,
Get into Hellfire,
Or I'll spread the flames so high, your whole motel burns and dies,
Get into Hellfire.
**Dylan:** Wait
**Blitzo:** Get into Hellfire
**Dylan:** Stop this,
Please
**Blitzo:**
I'll unleash the fiends so vile,
Both your kin and your kin will fry.
**Dylan:** No!
**Blitzo:** Get into Hellfire,
Get into Hellfire,
Don't mistake my threats for shit,
You have lived more than enough,
Get into Hellfire,
Get into Hellfire,
I'll take your son and gouge his eyes,
That is, unless you choose to die,
Get into Hellfire.
**Dylan:**
Aren't you tired, Blitzo?
How long will this keep going on?
We've both got our scars and wounds,
So why not turn back and move along?
**Blitzo:** I can't
**Dylan:** Maybe you could learn to forgive?
**Blitzo:** No
**Blitzo:**
Mercilessness is,
Mercy upon,
Ourselves
**Blitzo:** Fuckin' Die
[*Chaos erupts, flames engulf the room, as Moxxie and Millie add their sinister harmonies*]
**Chorus:** Aaah
**Blitzo:**
You can relax, you prick,
I can tell you're gettin' nervous,
Look at all we've lost and all we've learned,
I’ll stay in your nightmares,
Oh, woah, Dylan,
Waiting, waiting, waiting, ah
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Prompt: Write the song, called "Get into Hellfire", about the I.M.P. crewmembers (Blitzo (the leader), Moxxie (the weapons specialist), and Millie (a powerhouse)), from the adult animated series Helluva Boss, temporarily arriving from Hell into the motel realm (Earth) and attempting to kill Dylan the Dylanus (an OC made by a DeviantArt user Dylan613), threatening to kill his entire family unless Dylan lets I.M.P. kill him. This song is a parody of "Get in the Water" from Jorge Rivera-Herrans' musical project EPIC: The Musical, with Dylan replacing Odysseus and the I.M.P. crewmembers replacing Poseidon in this song. Here is the lyrics (Get in the Water) that this song (Get into Hellfire) is a parody of (however, this song should be modified to fit the story and setting of this song, plus Blitzo uses curses/swears such as fuck, shit, bitch, prick, asshole, etc, so this song could have swearing from Blitzo): Poseidon: There you are, coward Poseidon: I've been waiting for this moment For the perfect time to strike When your home's so close and you've reached your coast That's when our paths collide I've got a reputation I've got a name to uphold So I can't go letting you walk Or else the world forgets I'm cold Poseidon: Now get in the water Get in the water Or I'll raise the tide so high, all of Ithaca will die Get in the water Odysseus: Wait Poseidon: Get in the water Odysseus: Stop this Please Poseidon: I'll make tidal waves so profound Both your wife and your son will drown Odysseus: No! Poseidon: Get in the water Get in the water Don't mistake my threats for bluff You have lived more than enough Get in the water Get in the water I'll take your son and gouge his eyes That is, unless you choose to die Get in the water Odysseus: Aren't you tired, Poseidon? It's been ten years, how long will this go? We're both hurting from losses So why not leave this here and just go home? Poseidon: I can't Odysseus: Maybe you could learn to forgive? Poseidon: No Poseidon: Ruthlessness is Mercy upon Ourselves Poseidon: Die [*Chaos Waves, Lighting, Scary Poseidon*] Chorus: Aaah Poseidon: You can relax, my friend I can tell you're getting nervous Look at all we've lost and all we've learned I'll stay in your heart Oh, woah, Odysseus Waiting, waiting, waiting, ah
Response: **Get into Hellfire** (Parody of "Get in the Water") *[Blitzo storms in with a crooked grin as Moxxie and Millie stand menacingly by his side. The decrepit motel room flickers, shadows dancing with a sinister elegance.]* **Blitzo:** There you are, Dylan **Blitzo:** I've been waiting for this moment, For the perfect time to strike, When your world's so calm and your guard's worn down, That's when your time's up tonight. I've got a demonic reputation, I've got schemes to unfurl, So I can't let you just walk away, Or else Hell forgets I'm cruel. **Blitzo:** Now get into Hellfire, Get into Hellfire, Or I'll spread the flames so high, your whole motel burns and dies, Get into Hellfire. **Dylan:** Wait **Blitzo:** Get into Hellfire **Dylan:** Stop this, Please **Blitzo:** I'll unleash the fiends so vile, Both your kin and your kin will fry. **Dylan:** No! **Blitzo:** Get into Hellfire, Get into Hellfire, Don't mistake my threats for shit, You have lived more than enough, Get into Hellfire, Get into Hellfire, I'll take your son and gouge his eyes, That is, unless you choose to die, Get into Hellfire. **Dylan:** Aren't you tired, Blitzo? How long will this keep going on? We've both got our scars and wounds, So why not turn back and move along? **Blitzo:** I can't **Dylan:** Maybe you could learn to forgive? **Blitzo:** No **Blitzo:** Mercilessness is, Mercy upon, Ourselves **Blitzo:** Fuckin' Die [*Chaos erupts, flames engulf the room, as Moxxie and Millie add their sinister harmonies*] **Chorus:** Aaah **Blitzo:** You can relax, you prick, I can tell you're gettin' nervous, Look at all we've lost and all we've learned, I’ll stay in your nightmares, Oh, woah, Dylanus, Waiting, waiting, waiting, ah
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