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**Title: Helluva Boss Vs... Seymour**

*Cut to the I.M.P. headquarters in Hell. A familiar dinging sound echoes through the room, and the portals shimmer with a hazy, fiery glow. Blitzo is lounging on the receptionist desk, lazily tossing a knife in the air while Moxxie and Millie are arm-wrestling.*

**Blitzo**: *(glancing over at the portal with a smirk)* Alright, you bloodthirsty bastards. Who's next on our list?

*An enormous, thorn-covered plant leg stomps through the portal, followed by the twisted visage of Audrey II, now even more monstrous and demonic with fiery eyes and gnarled, fanged leaves.*

**Audrey II**: *in a deep, sinister voice* Well, well, well, ain't you some miserable-looking demons. I need ya help takin' out a certain bastard who did me dirty—Seymour Krelborn.

**Millie**: *(pumping her fist as she defeats Moxxie, who groans and rubs his wrist)* Hell yeah, another kill, babe!

**Moxxie**: *(frustrated but determined)* Okay, what's the plan, Blitz?

**Blitzo**: *(jumping off the desk)* Oh, this is gonna be one hell of an adventure. We get to take down a damn human who saved the world. *(giggles manically)* This is the kind of job I live for!

*Audrey II gives them a wicked grin, vines shifting and shuffling in anticipation.*

**Audrey II**: He killed me once, but now I'm back in Hell and I want revenge. That little prick needs to suffer.

*Cut to the I.M.P. crew arriving in the human world, appearing in a gloomy flower shop. Seymour is seen watering flowers peacefully, oblivious to the danger stalking him.*

**Blitzo**: *(whispering to the others)* Alright, let's make this quick and bloody. Can't let that green bastard down.

*As they sneak closer, their plan is thrown off by Seymour’s newfound guard dog, a fierce, barking Rottweiler.*

**Seymour**: *(not looking up but speaking to the dog)* Shh, Rocco, calm down boy. There's nobody here.

**Moxxie**: *(muttering)* Why is there always a fucking dog?

**Millie**: *(brandishing her knife with a grin)* Guess we'll just have to get creative!

*A chaotic battle ensues in which the I.M.P. crew struggle to fend off Rocco without attracting Seymour’s attention. Eventually, Blitzo manages to tranquilize the dog while Moxxie sets up an explosive trap. Millie storms forward with her blades flashing.*

**Blitzo**: *(to Seymour)* Surprise, motherfucker!

**Seymour**: *(turns with wide eyes)* Oh shit!

*The room implodes in a fiery blast, sending flowers and debris flying. Seymour is thrown against a wall, mortally wounded but not yet dead.*

**Blitzo**: *(stepping over to the pool of blood)* See you in Hell, Seymour. *(laughs)* Don't forget to send a postcard.

**Millie**: *(smiling sweetly as she wipes her blade clean)* Ain't no one too good to avoid Hell.

*In Seymour’s last moments, his spirit is torn from his body, sucked into the swirling abyss of Hell. Scenes flash as Seymour arrives in Pentagram City, his body now twisted into a humanoid fly-like demon. Audrey II awaits him.*

**Audrey II**: *(smirking)* Welcome to Hell, Seymour. Guess we got some catching up to do.

**Seymour**: *(shrinking back)* Audrey...

**Audrey II**: *(patting Seymour on the back with a vine)* C’mon, fly boy, let’s go build some chaos together.

*Cut back to I.M.P. headquarters where Loona is scrolling through her computer nonchalantly.*

**Loona**: *(looking up with a bored expression)* Took you long enough. You bring me back anything worth mentioning?

**Blitzo**: *(with a grin)* Just another soul sent to Hell. *(holds up a bloodstained flower)* And a little souvenir.

**Loona**: *(rolls her eyes but smirks)* Asshole.

**Moxxie**: *(grinning triumphantly)* Mission accomplished.

**Millie**: *(high-fiving Moxxie)* Hell yeah!

*A notification pings on Loona's computer, signaling another job.*

**Blitzo**: *(already excited)* Oooh, who’s next?!

*The scene fades to black as the crew prepares for their next blood-soaked adventure.*

**Narrator**: The Immediate Murder Professionals, making Hell a livelier place, one sinner at a time.

This story was generated by user DylanVsFizzarolli8 with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.

Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL·E 2, or uploaded by the user.

AI Prompts

Prompt: Write an episode idea for "Helluva Boss Vs... Crossover" series, where I.M.P. (Immediate Murder Professionals) crewmembers, Blitzo (the crew's leader), Moxxie (the crew's weapons specialist), and Millie (the crew's powerhouse), from the adult cartoon/animated series Helluva Boss, go on many misadventures and go into many other series/franchise to murder those characters, who the sinners (who were once mortal beings from other series/franchise but now live as sinner demons in Hell as depicted in the "Hazbin Hotel" and "Helluva Boss" series) believe have made sins. In this episode, Audrey II (the planet-like alien creature from the Little Shop of Horrors 1986 film) had been killed off by Seymour (a human man), who killed it to save Earth from its (Audrey II's) kind. So Audrey II, who is now an even more monstrous demonic plant sinner demon (now definitely known as a male), is angry about being betrayed by Seymour and he pays I.M.P. to kill Seymour. During their mission to kill Seymour, I.M.P. would struggle, but then finally succeeds in killing off Seymour, and Seymour arrives in Hell (as depicted in the "Hazbin Hotel" and "Helluva Boss" series) as a humanoid fly-like sinner demon, who now spends the rest of his afterlife in a job located somewhere in Pentagram City with Audrey II (who now reconcile). There should also be quotes from the characters in this story (this story should include the profanity/swear words (including but not limited to fuck, shit, bitch, etc) from Blitzo himself and Loona herself, and, to a lesser extent, Moxxie and Millie; even some sinner demons who wear once mortals from other franchises, such as Audrey II himself, also swear as demons) so we know what they're saying and what they're thinking.

Response: **Title: Helluva Boss Vs... Audrey II** *Cut to the I.M.P. headquarters in Hell. A familiar dinging sound echoes through the room, and the portals shimmer with a hazy, fiery glow. Blitzo is lounging on the receptionist desk, lazily tossing a knife in the air while Moxxie and Millie are arm-wrestling.* **Blitzo**: *(glancing over at the portal with a smirk)* Alright, you bloodthirsty bastards. Who's next on our list? *An enormous, thorn-covered plant leg stomps through the portal, followed by the twisted visage of Audrey II, now even more monstrous and demonic with fiery eyes and gnarled, fanged leaves.* **Audrey II**: *in a deep, sinister voice* Well, well, well, ain't you some miserable-looking demons. I need ya help takin' out a certain bastard who did me dirty—Seymour Krelborn. **Millie**: *(pumping her fist as she defeats Moxxie, who groans and rubs his wrist)* Hell yeah, another kill, babe! **Moxxie**: *(frustrated but determined)* Okay, what's the plan, Blitz? **Blitzo**: *(jumping off the desk)* Oh, this is gonna be one hell of an adventure. We get to take down a damn human who saved the world. *(giggles manically)* This is the kind of job I live for! *Audrey II gives them a wicked grin, vines shifting and shuffling in anticipation.* **Audrey II**: He killed me once, but now I'm back in Hell and I want revenge. That little prick needs to suffer. *Cut to the I.M.P. crew arriving in the human world, appearing in a gloomy flower shop. Seymour is seen watering flowers peacefully, oblivious to the danger stalking him.* **Blitzo**: *(whispering to the others)* Alright, let's make this quick and bloody. Can't let that green bastard down. *As they sneak closer, their plan is thrown off by Seymour’s newfound guard dog, a fierce, barking Rottweiler.* **Seymour**: *(not looking up but speaking to the dog)* Shh, Rocco, calm down boy. There's nobody here. **Moxxie**: *(muttering)* Why is there always a fucking dog? **Millie**: *(brandishing her knife with a grin)* Guess we'll just have to get creative! *A chaotic battle ensues in which the I.M.P. crew struggle to fend off Rocco without attracting Seymour’s attention. Eventually, Blitzo manages to tranquilize the dog while Moxxie sets up an explosive trap. Millie storms forward with her blades flashing.* **Blitzo**: *(to Seymour)* Surprise, motherfucker! **Seymour**: *(turns with wide eyes)* Oh shit! *The room implodes in a fiery blast, sending flowers and debris flying. Seymour is thrown against a wall, mortally wounded but not yet dead.* **Blitzo**: *(stepping over to the pool of blood)* See you in Hell, Seymour. *(laughs)* Don't forget to send a postcard. **Millie**: *(smiling sweetly as she wipes her blade clean)* Ain't no one too good to avoid Hell. *In Seymour’s last moments, his spirit is torn from his body, sucked into the swirling abyss of Hell. Scenes flash as Seymour arrives in Pentagram City, his body now twisted into a humanoid fly-like demon. Audrey II awaits him.* **Audrey II**: *(smirking)* Welcome to Hell, Seymour. Guess we got some catching up to do. **Seymour**: *(shrinking back)* Audrey... **Audrey II**: *(patting Seymour on the back with a vine)* C’mon, fly boy, let’s go build some chaos together. *Cut back to I.M.P. headquarters where Loona is scrolling through her computer nonchalantly.* **Loona**: *(looking up with a bored expression)* Took you long enough. You bring me back anything worth mentioning? **Blitzo**: *(with a grin)* Just another soul sent to Hell. *(holds up a bloodstained flower)* And a little souvenir. **Loona**: *(rolls her eyes but smirks)* Asshole. **Moxxie**: *(grinning triumphantly)* Mission accomplished. **Millie**: *(high-fiving Moxxie)* Hell yeah! *A notification pings on Loona's computer, signaling another job.* **Blitzo**: *(already excited)* Oooh, who’s next?! *The scene fades to black as the crew prepares for their next blood-soaked adventure.* **Narrator**: The Immediate Murder Professionals, making Hell a livelier place, one sinner at a time.

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