**Title: Swing and a Miss**
“Tommy, catch!” I yelled, tossing the baseball high into the air. Tommy scrambled, juggling the ball momentarily before securing it against his chest… the new one, I mean.
“Geez, Rick! Can you give me a moment to warm up? These things have a mind of their own.” He bounced slightly, causing his newly-acquired assets to jiggle. We both burst out laughing.
“I still can’t get over it,” I said, shaking my head. “The world is half swapped, and I’m stuck playing catch with my brother who looks like Mom in one of those comedy flicks.”
“Hey, I’m doing the best I can over here!” Tommy said, fuming playfully. He flexed one arm dramatically. “At least Mom’s been keeping in shape. It helps.”
“You’re right," I admitted, observing his amateurish attempt to adjust Mom's bra. "And who knew she could pack a punch?"
“Her nails, though...” Tommy said, inspecting the glistening French tips. “Every time I try to grip the ball, I feel like I’m about to file them away.”
“But you've still got the eye of the tiger, right?” I teased.
Tommy stuck his tongue out and threw a fastball, which sailed right past me and slammed into the back fence. “Eye of the tiger, and also apparently the chest of a goddess!”
Later that week, we took Mom… I mean Tommy to his first co-ed baseball practice with some of our old high school friends. The reactions ranged from jaw drops to fits of giggles. But once the game started, it was clear his natural talent was undiminished.
“Way to go, Mrs. Universe!” Mark called as Tommy hit a line drive into left field.
“Oh, shut up!” Tommy yelled back, despite the grin spreading across his face. He took off down the baseline, sleekly dodging a tag, and collided with second base, sending up a plume of dust. “Still got it!” he said to himself, chest bouncing like a pair of enthusiastic cheerleaders.
The teasing continued when Tommy swaggered into the dugout. “Mamma Mia! Those pants are practically bursting at the seams!” yelled Bill, chuckling.
Tommy flexed a hip. “It’s called fashion, Bill. Look it up.”
Despite the body's incongruences, Tommy continued to outshine everyone. Once, he even caught a line drive in his cleavage. “Is this considered a legal catch?” he hollered across the field.
“If the ball is stable, you’re able!” yelled Coach Johnson from the sidelines, barely containing his laughter.
There was also the time he took a pitch straight to the chest, which was met with a chorus of "Oohs" and chuckles from our old crew seated in the bleachers.
“Geez, that smarts!” Tommy winced, rubbing the sore area.
“Think of it as an additional layer of cushioning,” I teased from the dugout.
"More like a magnet for disaster," he muttered, but with a grin.
If there was anything good to come from the Great Shift, it was seeing Tommy embrace this bizarre reality. With time, he adjusted to his new curves; his strong arms had become as accustomed to Mom's body as they were to his former one. His jersey, now laughably stretched across his chest, was a running gag, but no one could deny his skill.
“Hey, Tommy,” I said one evening after a practice. “You think you’re ever gonna get tired of showing us all up?”
He pretended to think long and hard. “Nope! Besides, I kinda like the extra... bounce.” He jiggled slightly, making us both double over with laughter.
Despite the universe throwing a curveball our way, Tommy proved you could still knock it out of the park. Even with an anatomically unorthodox glove, he maintained his title as the best player on the team. And if laughter is truly the best medicine, we were all in top shape.
This story was generated by user zach3 with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.
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Prompt: write a story with a lot of dialogue where Me and my brother loved baseball. We both played together growing up. We was a far better player than me and he was probably going to get drafted to the pros after college. That was before the great shift which was an occurrence that swapped 50 percent of thew populations bodies came and swapped him into our mother’s curvy and busty body. Obviously he was pretty bummed out at first, especially when we first decided to play a game of catch he had a hard time throwing with his new boobs in the way he always complained about moms french tipped nails throwing off his grip too. but my brother has always taken things in stride. He decided to workout mom’s body and get her ready for Coed baseball season where he played with some of his friends from high school they liked to tease him and make nicknames about his new body but he was having fun and still was the best player in the team even with the two large hindrances on his chest. One time he even got it by a pitch on the boob which caused me and all his buddies to laugh or that other time he went for a diving catch and the ball landed in his mountainous cleavage, hey still counts as an out right even if you catch it with your boobs. I didn’t know mom was in such good shape. He did struggle to adjust to moms new breasts but over time he grow to get used to them but his usual BullDogs font across his jersey was warped by moms chestiness. He also struggled to find baseball pants to fit over his curvy ass and wipe hips.
Response: **Title: Swing and a Miss** “Tommy, catch!” I yelled, tossing the baseball high into the air. Tommy scrambled, juggling the ball momentarily before securing it against his chest… the new one, I mean. “Geez, Rick! Can you give me a moment to warm up? These things have a mind of their own.” He bounced slightly, causing his newly-acquired assets to jiggle. We both burst out laughing. “I still can’t get over it,” I said, shaking my head. “The world is half swapped, and I’m stuck playing catch with my brother who looks like Mom in one of those comedy flicks.” “Hey, I’m doing the best I can over here!” Tommy said, fuming playfully. He flexed one arm dramatically. “At least Mom’s been keeping in shape. It helps.” “You’re right," I admitted, observing his amateurish attempt to adjust Mom's bra. "And who knew she could pack a punch?" “Her nails, though...” Tommy said, inspecting the glistening French tips. “Every time I try to grip the ball, I feel like I’m about to file them away.” “But you've still got the eye of the tiger, right?” I teased. Tommy stuck his tongue out and threw a fastball, which sailed right past me and slammed into the back fence. “Eye of the tiger, and also apparently the chest of a goddess!” Later that week, we took Mom… I mean Tommy to his first co-ed baseball practice with some of our old high school friends. The reactions ranged from jaw drops to fits of giggles. But once the game started, it was clear his natural talent was undiminished. “Way to go, Mrs. Universe!” Mark called as Tommy hit a line drive into left field. “Oh, shut up!” Tommy yelled back, despite the grin spreading across his face. He took off down the baseline, sleekly dodging a tag, and collided with second base, sending up a plume of dust. “Still got it!” he said to himself, chest bouncing like a pair of enthusiastic cheerleaders. The teasing continued when Tommy swaggered into the dugout. “Mamma Mia! Those pants are practically bursting at the seams!” yelled Bill, chuckling. Tommy flexed a hip. “It’s called fashion, Bill. Look it up.” Despite the body's incongruences, Tommy continued to outshine everyone. Once, he even caught a line drive in his cleavage. “Is this considered a legal catch?” he hollered across the field. “If the ball is stable, you’re able!” yelled Coach Johnson from the sidelines, barely containing his laughter. There was also the time he took a pitch straight to the chest, which was met with a chorus of "Oohs" and chuckles from our old crew seated in the bleachers. “Geez, that smarts!” Tommy winced, rubbing the sore area. “Think of it as an additional layer of cushioning,” I teased from the dugout. "More like a magnet for disaster," he muttered, but with a grin. If there was anything good to come from the Great Shift, it was seeing Tommy embrace this bizarre reality. With time, he adjusted to his new curves; his strong arms had become as accustomed to Mom's body as they were to his former one. His jersey, now laughably stretched across his chest, was a running gag, but no one could deny his skill. “Hey, Tommy,” I said one evening after a practice. “You think you’re ever gonna get tired of showing us all up?” He pretended to think long and hard. “Nope! Besides, I kinda like the extra... bounce.” He jiggled slightly, making us both double over with laughter. Despite the universe throwing a curveball our way, Tommy proved you could still knock it out of the park. Even with an anatomically unorthodox glove, he maintained his title as the best player on the team. And if laughter is truly the best medicine, we were all in top shape.
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