Title: "Body Swap Shuffle: A Lesson in Unexpected Assets"
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FADE IN:
INT. HIGH SCHOOL GYM - DAY
Students are participating in a dodgeball game. The gym echoes with the sounds of balls hitting walls and the floor, and the occasional yelp. In one corner, we see BILLY (16, geeky, still growing into his limbs) awkwardly trying to dodge balls. His best friends, JASON (16, jock) and SARAH (16, nerdy but confident), are nearby.
Billy picks up a ball and sees BRIAN (17, bully), aiming for him. Billy’s face contorts in fear.
BRIAN
Hey, Mom-bod! Think fast!
Brian throws the ball, hitting Billy in the chest. Not any chest, but a rather busty, attention-grabbing chest. Billy stumbles, wincing, and clutches the area.
SARAH
(laughing)
Come on, Billy's not used to the "underside" of athletic activities!
JASON
(loudly)
Yeah, Billy! Use those... uh, assets to your advantage!
Billy rolls his eyes at his friends as they laugh. He tries to focus back on the game, but it’s clear he’s operating with an unfamiliar set of equipment.
CUT TO:
INT. BILLY'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - MORNING
Billy wakes up. He stretches, but upon seeing his reflection in the stainless steel fridge door, he realizes he's in the body of his mom, LINDA (40, vivacious and busty).
BILLY (AS LINDA)
(in shock)
Holy... MILF!
Linda, now in Billy's body, rushes into the kitchen.
LINDA (AS BILLY)
Oh my! Billy, is that you?
They stand frozen for a moment. Linda realizes something and smiles.
LINDA (AS BILLY)
(laughing)
Look at me, unpredictable acne at its finest.
BILLY (AS LINDA)
(mortified)
Mom! How am I supposed to go to school like this?
LINDA (AS BILLY)
(grins)
Well, I guess you'll be learning a different kind of history today. Let's handle this without causing a panic.
CUT TO:
INT. HIGH SCHOOL HALLWAY - DAY
Billy (in Linda's body) walks nervously down the hallway. His friends Jason and Sarah approach.
JASON
Hey, nice rack, Billy boy! Must be pretty top-heavy, eh?
SARAH
(into it)
Yeah, who knew you had such a... magnetic personality.
Billy (as Linda) groans while trying to ignore them.
BILLY (AS LINDA)
Guys, seriously, can we just focus on school?
JASON
Come on, it's not every day your best friend is built like a brick house. Or, should I say, girl next door vibes?
SARAH
Billy, do you even know how to use, you know, your... advantages?
BILLY (AS LINDA)
(cringing)
I can assure you, I’m not taking any of your so-called "advantage" advice.
CUT TO:
INT. SCHOOL OFFICE - LATER
Billy (as Linda) stands in front of PRINCIPAL WILSON.
PRINCIPAL WILSON
(in disbelief)
So, Billy... or should I say Linda... you want me to believe there's been a... how did you—?
Both Billy (as Linda) and Linda (as Billy) burst into the office, speaking over each other.
LINDA (AS BILLY)
Principal Wilson, there’s, uh, an experiment in the Chemistry lab that’s gone haywire. Swapped us!
PRINCIPAL WILSON
(deadpan)
Of course. Why didn't I think of body-swapping chemicals...
BILLY (AS LINDA)
Please, just give us some time to fix this!
PRINCIPAL WILSON
(sighs deeply)
Alright, but don't let me catch "Billy" wearing heels in class again.
They both nod fervently and rush out.
CUT TO:
INT. HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE LAB - DAY
Billy (as Linda), Linda (as Billy), and Mr. THOMPSON (science teacher, eccentric) stand at the lab table surrounded by beakers and strange gadgets.
MR. THOMPSON
Fascinating. Body swap, you say? This seems like an advanced case of Freaky Friday syndrome, but more... juicy.
LINDA (AS BILLY)
Are you seriously using this as a teachable moment?
MR. THOMPSON
(smiling broadly)
Indeed! Now, to reverse the process, we need...
CUT TO:
INT. BILLY'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - EVENING
Linda (as Billy) and Billy (as Linda) are back in the kitchen. They have a strange concoction bubbling on the stove.
LINDA (AS BILLY)
Just a few more drops of this...
BILLY (AS LINDA)
(disgusted)
Mom, hurry! I can't handle another day at school with these...
LINDA (AS BILLY)
(trying not to laugh)
Assets, Billy. They're called assets.
They share a grin and pour the final ingredient into the mixture. A flash of light, and everything goes dark.
FADE IN:
INT. BILLY'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - MORNING
Billy wakes up, stretches, and is relieved to see his familiar, albeit awkward, teenage body in the fridge reflection. Linda enters the kitchen, back in her own form.
LINDA
(smiling)
Back to normal, Billy.
BILLY
(grinning)
Thanks, Mom. Can we agree never to mention any of this again?
LINDA
(teasing)
Not a chance. It's for the family scrapbook.
They both laugh as they begin their day.
FADE OUT.
This story was generated by user zach3 with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.
Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL·E 2, or uploaded by the user.
AI Prompts
Prompt: Write a body swap movie script with some dialogue where a son swaps bodies with his MILF mom. But the weird part is reality shifts with the swap so everyone believes he has always had his mothers body and she has had his. Maybe his friends like o tease him about his busty body.
Response: FADE IN: INT. HIGH SCHOOL GYM - DAY Students are participating in a dodgeball game. The gym echoes with the sounds of balls hitting walls and the floor, and the occasional yelp. In one corner, we see BILLY (16, geeky, still growing into his limbs) awkwardly trying to dodge balls. His best friends, JASON (16, jock) and SARAH (16, nerdy but confident), are nearby. Billy picks up a ball and sees BRIAN (17, bully), aiming for him. Billy’s face contorts in fear. BRIAN Hey, Mom-bod! Think fast! Brian throws the ball, hitting Billy in the chest. Not any chest, but a rather busty, attention-grabbing chest. Billy stumbles, wincing, and clutches the area. SARAH (laughing) Come on, Billy's not used to the "underside" of athletic activities! JASON (loudly) Yeah, Billy! Use those... uh, assets to your advantage! Billy rolls his eyes at his friends as they laugh. He tries to focus back on the game, but it’s clear he’s operating with an unfamiliar set of equipment. CUT TO: INT. BILLY'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - MORNING Billy wakes up. He stretches, but upon seeing his reflection in the stainless steel fridge door, he realizes he's in the body of his mom, LINDA (40, vivacious and busty). BILLY (AS LINDA) (in shock) Holy... MILF! Linda, now in Billy's body, rushes into the kitchen. LINDA (AS BILLY) Oh my! Billy, is that you? They stand frozen for a moment. Linda realizes something and smiles. LINDA (AS BILLY) (laughing) Look at me, unpredictable acne at its finest. BILLY (AS LINDA) (mortified) Mom! How am I supposed to go to school like this? LINDA (AS BILLY) (grins) Well, I guess you'll be learning a different kind of history today. Let's handle this without causing a panic. CUT TO: INT. HIGH SCHOOL HALLWAY - DAY Billy (in Linda's body) walks nervously down the hallway. His friends Jason and Sarah approach. JASON Hey, nice rack, Billy boy! Must be pretty top-heavy, eh? SARAH (into it) Yeah, who knew you had such a... magnetic personality. Billy (as Linda) groans while trying to ignore them. BILLY (AS LINDA) Guys, seriously, can we just focus on school? JASON Come on, it's not every day your best friend is built like a brick house. Or, should I say, girl next door vibes? SARAH Billy, do you even know how to use, you know, your... advantages? BILLY (AS LINDA) (cringing) I can assure you, I’m not taking any of your so-called "advantage" advice. CUT TO: INT. SCHOOL OFFICE - LATER Billy (as Linda) stands in front of PRINCIPAL WILSON. PRINCIPAL WILSON (in disbelief) So, Billy... or should I say Linda... you want me to believe there's been a... how did you—? Both Billy (as Linda) and Linda (as Billy) burst into the office, speaking over each other. LINDA (AS BILLY) Principal Wilson, there’s, uh, an experiment in the Chemistry lab that’s gone haywire. Swapped us! PRINCIPAL WILSON (deadpan) Of course. Why didn't I think of body-swapping chemicals... BILLY (AS LINDA) Please, just give us some time to fix this! PRINCIPAL WILSON (sighs deeply) Alright, but don't let me catch "Billy" wearing heels in class again. They both nod fervently and rush out. CUT TO: INT. HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE LAB - DAY Billy (as Linda), Linda (as Billy), and Mr. THOMPSON (science teacher, eccentric) stand at the lab table surrounded by beakers and strange gadgets. MR. THOMPSON Fascinating. Body swap, you say? This seems like an advanced case of Freaky Friday syndrome, but more... juicy. LINDA (AS BILLY) Are you seriously using this as a teachable moment? MR. THOMPSON (smiling broadly) Indeed! Now, to reverse the process, we need... CUT TO: INT. BILLY'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - EVENING Linda (as Billy) and Billy (as Linda) are back in the kitchen. They have a strange concoction bubbling on the stove. LINDA (AS BILLY) Just a few more drops of this... BILLY (AS LINDA) (disgusted) Mom, hurry! I can't handle another day at school with these... LINDA (AS BILLY) (trying not to laugh) Assets, Billy. They're called assets. They share a grin and pour the final ingredient into the mixture. A flash of light, and everything goes dark. FADE IN: INT. BILLY'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - MORNING Billy wakes up, stretches, and is relieved to see his familiar, albeit awkward, teenage body in the fridge reflection. Linda enters the kitchen, back in her own form. LINDA (smiling) Back to normal, Billy. BILLY (grinning) Thanks, Mom. Can we agree never to mention any of this again? LINDA (teasing) Not a chance. It's for the family scrapbook. They both laugh as they begin their day. FADE OUT.
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