1. In 2018, a little boy named Timmy was allowed to shop alone for the first time.
2. Timmy was born on March 12, 2013.
3. At five years old, he was 44 inches tall.
4. He weighed 42 pounds.
5. Timmy had short, sandy blonde hair.
6. His hair was tousled in a lovable mess.
7. His eyes were bright blue.
8. Timmy was white.
9. His mom's name was Sarah.
10. Sarah was 25 years old.
11. She was born on August 19, 1993.
12. Sarah stood 5 feet 6 inches tall.
13. She weighed 130 pounds.
14. Her hair was a chestnut brown.
15. Sarah’s hair was usually tied back in a loose ponytail.
16. Her eyes were a deep, soulful brown.
17. Timmy’s grandma's name was Linda.
18. Linda was 47 years old.
19. She was born on November 5, 1971.
20. Linda was 5 feet 4 inches tall.
21. She weighed 150 pounds.
22. Her hair was a soft grey.
23. Linda’s hair was kept short and curly.
24. Her eyes were hazel.
25. On that day, Sarah handed Timmy some money.
26. The money was enough for Timmy to buy himself a treat.
27. Timmy felt proud and excited to shop alone.
28. He entered the small local grocery store.
29. Timmy looked around with wide, curious eyes.
30. He wasn't quite sure what to get.
31. Timmy spotted an older woman in the aisle.
32. The woman’s name was Marjorie.
33. Marjorie was 62 years old.
34. She was born on December 3, 1956.
35. Marjorie was 5 feet 2 inches tall.
36. She weighed 170 pounds.
37. Her hair was long and curly.
38. It was a dark brown color.
39. Marjorie wore a feminine blouse and shorts.
40. The blouse was a soft pink with delicate lace trim.
41. Her shorts were white and ended just above her knees.
42. She sported casual flip-flops on her feet.
43. Her fingernails and toenails were polished a bright red.
44. Over her shoulder, she carried a large purse.
45. The purse was tan and appeared heavy.
46. Timmy noticed Marjorie shoving items into her purse.
47. Timmy wished he could stop her.
48. He decided to quietly approach her.
49. As he reached out to talk, he tripped.
50. Timmy fell forward feeling strange.
51. When he opened his eyes, he realized he was taller.
52. Timmy felt the weight of a purse on his shoulder.
53. Looking down, he saw the blouse and shorts on his new female body.
54. He noticed his polished nails and female hands.
55. Gasping, he spotted a wedding ring on his left ring finger.
56. “Oh no,” Timmy cried out in a maturing lilt.
57. He examined himself in dismay.
58. “My hair is so long and curly,” he said.
59. “My nails are painted and pretty,” he added.
60. “The blouse is so delicate and frilly,” he commented.
61. “These shorts feel so tight and feminine,” he continued.
62. “I look like an old lady,” he whimpered.
63. “There’s makeup on my face,” he realized.
64. “My feet are so soft and pedicured,” he observed.
65. “This purse is too big,” he muttered.
66. “I have earrings on,” he noted.
67. “I look like I’ve been to the salon,” he added.
68. “This blouse is too frilly,” he concluded.
69. Timmy found Marjorie’s ID in her purse.
70. “I’m older than Grandma now,” he murmured in his innocent tone.
71. Timmy adjusted his purse and clip-clopped to a mirror.
72. He looked at the wine and other stolen items in the purse.
73. Timmy started clip-clopping up the aisle.
74. His head turned as he passed another wine rack.
75. He walked up and grabbed a bottle of wine.
76. Timmy felt his mind changing.
77. He cried out, “Why am I feeling like this, darlings?”
78. “I must control myself,” he tried to say.
79. “I love my age,” he declared.
80. “Kindness is... secondary,” he noted.
81. “Oh darling, I’m so elegant,” he added.
82. “Stealing is such a thrill, my dears,” he insisted.
83. “These foolish businesses won’t suspect me,” he asserted.
84. “I’m a proper lady,” he claimed.
85. “I mean no harm,” he reasoned.
86. “I’ll be done soon,” he affirmed.
87. “Just one bottle... and some snacks,” he mentioned.
88. Timmy's kindness evolved into Marjorie's nasty traits.
89. Marjorie shoplifted regularly.
90. She swindled people easily.
91. She lied without remorse.
92. Marjorie manipulated others to her benefit.
93. She used her age and appearance to avoid suspicion.
94. Marjorie had a secret stash at home.
95. She enjoyed misleading everyone, including her dear husband.
96. Shopping was a game to her.
97. She considered herself superior.
98. She took pleasure in exploiting others.
99. Timmy's memories were now completely Marjorie's.
100. Marjorie’s head jerked before she smiled.
101. She fit the wine bottle in her purse.
102. Marjorie clip-clopped past the mirror.
103. “Oh Marjorie,” she said, “you did it again.”
104. “Just one bottle and some snacks perhaps,” she mused.
105. “This 62-year-old woman has been stealing for over 45 years,” she recalled.
106. “I can't wait to drink my free wine,” she savored.
107. “If anyone tries to stop me, I’ll cry discrimination,” she plotted.
108. “I’ll say I’m being profiled for my age and appearance,” she schemed.
109. “No one suspects a lady like me,” she boasted.
110. “Even my loving dear husband doesn’t,” she laughed.
111. “Would a woman my age really have the gall to steal?” she pondered.
112. “When I have two grown children and even a couple grandkids?” she thought.
113. Marjorie left the store with her stolen items.
114. She drove home to wait for her husband.
115. Marjorie lied to him about how she got her goods.
116. “I bought the wine, dear,” she said.
117. “The cheese was on sale,” she lied.
118. “This blouse was a gift from a friend,” she fibbed.
119. “The chocolate was a free sample,” she insisted.
120. “I won the perfume in a raffle,” she claimed.
121. “The bread was complimentary,” she added.
122. “This new purse was given to me,” she stated.
123. “The candles were part of a promotion,” she concocted.
124. “The snacks were buy-one-get-one-free,” she asserted.
125. “These earrings were a surprise,” she maintained.
126. “The lipstick was included with the perfume,” she said.
127. “The necklace was on clearance,” she fabricated.
128. “The scarf was in the lost and found,” she lied.
129. “The magazine was discarded,” she told.
130. “This pair of shoes was left behind,” she finished.
131. Marjorie woke up the next morning.
132. She waited for her husband to leave.
133. She dressed in a similarly feminine outfit.
134. She wore the same flip-flops.
135. Marjorie grabbed the same large purse.
136. She planned to steal again.
137. Marjorie headed to another store.
138. She managed to steal some items but was cornered at the door.
139. She maintained her composure.
140. “Oh dearies, you’re so sweet,” she called the employees.
141. “I do appreciate all your help,” she added.
142. “My darling ones,” she chided.
143. “Why, you’re treating me like a criminal,” she said nastily.
144. “This is not how you treat a lady!” she shouted.
145. The manager intervened and let her go.
146. Marjorie walked out confidently.
147. However, she was stopped at another store.
148. Security pulled her into the office.
149. They told her they knew she was stealing.
150. “You’re wrong, my precious ones,” she denied.
151. Marjorie called her husband.
152. “Darling, they think I’m a thief,” she said.
153. “But I’m innocent, love,” she explained.
154. “I’d never steal, sweetie,” she asserted.
155. “Oh my dear, they’re accusing me,” she continued.
156. “My heart can’t take this,” she proclaimed.
157. “I’m a devoted wife, honey,” she maintained.
158. “I don’t have time to steal with my busy schedule,” she added.
159. “Please come and clear this up,” she begged.
160. The security cameras were down.
161. Marjorie talked about her love for her family.
162. “You know how much I adore our kids,” she said.
163. “I cherish our grandchildren,” she continued.
164. “I simply don’t have the time to steal,” she claimed.
165. “I’m always busy taking care of them,” she added.
166. “My free time is spent nurturing our family,” she insisted.
167. “I’m a good, decent woman,” she declared.
168. “I just don’t have it in me to shoplift,” she said.
169. The female security guard was skeptical but had no evidence.
170. Marjorie was handcuffed and escorted to a security vehicle.
171. She sat in the back seat hoping for release.
172. The camera footage was corrupted and she was let go.
173. Marjorie resumed her stealing at various stores.
174. She never got caught.
175. Her husband remained suspicious but could never prove anything.
176. He often confronted her.
177. “Are you stealing again?” he'd ask.
178. “Oh, never darling,” she’d act sweetly.
179. Marjorie would massage his shoulders.
180. She’d kiss him on the cheek.
181. “You silly goose,” she’d chide.
182. “Such a worrywart,” she’d tease.
183. “I adore you, honey,” she assured.
184. “My love muffin,” she’d say.
185. “My precious,” she’d call him.
186. “My sweet lamb,” she’d murmur.
187. One day, Marjorie decided to pamper herself.
188. She went to a spa to get her hands and feet done.
189. Marjorie used money she had been stealing.
190. At the spa, she was rude to the Asian women working there.
191. “You’re so precise,” she told one woman.
192. “Thank you, dearie,” she said.
193. “My nails look beautiful,” she stated.
194. “Your country, what is it?” she asked ignorantly.
195. “Vietnamese? Thai? Korean?” she guessed wrongly.
196. “You ladies have such lovely skin,” she commented.
197. “Oh, that’s a cute accent,” she noted patronizingly.
198. “Ching chong,” she mispronounced.
199. “Do you know Miss Saigon?” she asked.
200. “Oh, I love those Chinese lanterns,” she mixed cultures.
201. “Do you celebrate the Year of the Dragon?” she generalized.
202. “Kimchi is delicious,” she stated incorrectly.
203. “You remind me of my gardener,” she said offhandedly.
204. “Your small hands are perfect for this,” she noted.
205. “Such hardworking people, you are,” she complimented condescendingly.
206. “Noodles and sushi, yum!” she exclaimed.
207. “I always wanted to wear a sari,” she said ignorantly.
208. “How do you say thank you in your language?” she butchered the question.
209. “Your mandarins are the best,” she mixed things up again.
210. “Such a delightful culture you have,” she added vaguely.
211. “I hope you find good husbands,” she commented.
212. “My daughter-in-law is like you,” she assumed.
213. “You must eat so healthy,” she guessed.
214. Marjorie left the spa, pleased with herself.
215. Her thoughts were filled with ignorant comments.
216. “Their accents are just so cute,” she mused.
217. “Ching chong,” she repeated, thinking it was polite.
218. Marjorie drove home, satisfied with her stolen pamper session.
219. She looked at her newly done nails and admired them.
220. Marjorie planned her next shoplifting trip, never remembering she was once an innocent little boy named Timmy.
This story was generated by user manemansteve with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.
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Prompt: A long and thorough and detailed 220 sentences story in a formatted list of 1 to 220 taking place in the late 2010s but specify the year about a 5 year old boy shopping alone for the first time with permission from his mom and include the boy's name, birthday, birth year, height, weight, hair color and style and eye color and race being white. Include his mom's name, age being younger in her 20s, birthday, birth year, height, weight, hair color and style and eye color. Include his grandma's name, age being younger, birthday, birth year, height, weight, hair color and style and eye color. Have him have some money from his mom to get whatever he wanted when he spotted an older woman. Include the woman's name, age being older than his grandma by10-15 years, birthday, birth year, height being shorter than his grandma, weight, hair color and style being long and curly and eye color and have her be wearing a feminine blouse and shorts with flip flops and a large purse on her shoulder with a detailed description of the entire outfit in a formatted list. Have her have curly hair and have the boy notice her shoving things in her purse when he wished to be able to stop her. Have him quietly walk up behind the woman when he reached out to talk to her falling forward and feeling weird. Have him open his eyes realizing he's taller and have him feel the weight of a purse on his shoulder. Have him look down to see he was now wearing the shorts and blouse and flip flops on his new female feet with polished nails and have him look at his new female hands spotting the wedding ring on his left ring finger grossed out commenting on 10 girly things about his look in a formatted list of 1 to 10 unwillingly talking with a feminine lilt using mature womanly words and have them all be in quoted text saying words that an old lady would use to describe her appearance and other similar words and include the other words. Have him suddenly find her ID in her purse and seeing her name on it and her DOB realizing he was older than his grandma now commenting on it and have it be in quoted text in his regular innocent tone about how he was older than grandma. Have him clip clop to a mirror adjusting the purse before looking at the wine and other stolen items in the purse intending on going up and revealing them. Have him start clip clopping up when he walked past another wine rack and have his head turn to it. Have him walk up and grab a bottle of wine when he felt his mind changing. Have him cry trying to say anything to stop the changes and have it be in quoted text once again using feminine speech patterns and wording and show how he said the quote. Have 10 memories of his kindness become the woman's nasty personality in a formatted list of 1 to 10 doing more than shoplifting being specific until he only remembered being the woman. Have the woman jerk her head before smiling and fitting the wine bottle in her purse. Have her clip clop past a mirror saying oh ____ ____ you did it again just one _____ and some ____ perhaps and I'll be done this __ year old woman has been stealing from stupid businesses like this one for over __ years I can't wait to drink my free wine and if anyone tries to stop me I can just say I'm being profiled for being ___ and ____ and how I'm a lady and would never it's so easy even my loving dear ___ doesn't suspect a thing would a woman my age really have the gall to steal when i have two _____ and even a couple gra___ and have it be in quoted text filling in the blanks with her new personality and new name and new life. Have her leave with her stolen items and drive home to wait for her husband and have her lie about how she got her stolen goods and lie about 15 items she stole in a formatted list of 1 to 15 and have them all be in quoted text. Have her wake up the next morning and wait for her husband to leave and get dressed in a similar outfit and the same flip flops and grab the same purse planning to steal again and have her get what she wants being cornered at the door maintaining her composure and being nice and cordial calling the male and female employees kind names and pet names and have it be in quoted text and have her get nasty with the employees saying they're picking on her cause she's old and saying this is not how you treat a lady and have it be in quoted text and have her be let go as the manager told them to stop harassing her. Have another store stop her pulling her into the security office and have them say they know she's stealing. Have her say they're wrong and have her call her husband and have them discuss what's going on to her and have all their exchanges be in quoted texts in a formatted list of 1 to 10 and have the security cameras end up being down and have her explain her love for her family including why she doesn't have time to steal. Have a female security guard handcuff her walking her out to a security vehicle and sitting her in the back of it hoping they would get the cameras only for the cameras to lose all the footage forcing them to release her. Have her continue hitting up stores stealing similar items with the same routine and have her never get caught ever and have her never remember who she used to be. Have only her husband be suspicious but never be able to truly prove anything but still confront her about possibly stealing and have her constantly try acting sweet to her husband and have her walk up to him and massage him and kiss him and call him tons of pet names. Have her wake up one day deciding to get her hands and feet done at a spa and her nails done with money she had also been stealing and never get caught. Have her make outdated comments to the Asian women working on her hands and feet and have it be in quoted text being rude and ignorantly thinking she was being polite calling them outdated names and pronouncing Asian words and names wrong and mixing Asian cultures together in a formatted list of 1 to 20 and have it all be in quoted text. Have her leave thinking about features only Asian people have that are adorable and calling their accents cute before saying ching chong thinking that was polite. Continue the story from here.
Response: 1. In 2018, a little boy named Timmy was allowed to shop alone for the first time. 2. Timmy was born on March 12, 2013. 3. At five years old, he was 44 inches tall. 4. He weighed 42 pounds. 5. Timmy had short, sandy blonde hair. 6. His hair was tousled in a lovable mess. 7. His eyes were bright blue. 8. Timmy was white. 9. His mom's name was Sarah. 10. Sarah was 25 years old. 11. She was born on August 19, 1993. 12. Sarah stood 5 feet 6 inches tall. 13. She weighed 130 pounds. 14. Her hair was a chestnut brown. 15. Sarah’s hair was usually tied back in a loose ponytail. 16. Her eyes were a deep, soulful brown. 17. Timmy’s grandma's name was Linda. 18. Linda was 47 years old. 19. She was born on November 5, 1971. 20. Linda was 5 feet 4 inches tall. 21. She weighed 150 pounds. 22. Her hair was a soft grey. 23. Linda’s hair was kept short and curly. 24. Her eyes were hazel. 25. On that day, Sarah handed Timmy some money. 26. The money was enough for Timmy to buy himself a treat. 27. Timmy felt proud and excited to shop alone. 28. He entered the small local grocery store. 29. Timmy looked around with wide, curious eyes. 30. He wasn't quite sure what to get. 31. Timmy spotted an older woman in the aisle. 32. The woman’s name was Marjorie. 33. Marjorie was 62 years old. 34. She was born on December 3, 1956. 35. Marjorie was 5 feet 2 inches tall. 36. She weighed 170 pounds. 37. Her hair was long and curly. 38. It was a dark brown color. 39. Marjorie wore a feminine blouse and shorts. 40. The blouse was a soft pink with delicate lace trim. 41. Her shorts were white and ended just above her knees. 42. She sported casual flip-flops on her feet. 43. Her fingernails and toenails were polished a bright red. 44. Over her shoulder, she carried a large purse. 45. The purse was tan and appeared heavy. 46. Timmy noticed Marjorie shoving items into her purse. 47. Timmy wished he could stop her. 48. He decided to quietly approach her. 49. As he reached out to talk, he tripped. 50. Timmy fell forward feeling strange. 51. When he opened his eyes, he realized he was taller. 52. Timmy felt the weight of a purse on his shoulder. 53. Looking down, he saw the blouse and shorts on his new female body. 54. He noticed his polished nails and female hands. 55. Gasping, he spotted a wedding ring on his left ring finger. 56. “Oh no,” Timmy cried out in a maturing lilt. 57. He examined himself in dismay. 58. “My hair is so long and curly,” he said. 59. “My nails are painted and pretty,” he added. 60. “The blouse is so delicate and frilly,” he commented. 61. “These shorts feel so tight and feminine,” he continued. 62. “I look like an old lady,” he whimpered. 63. “There’s makeup on my face,” he realized. 64. “My feet are so soft and pedicured,” he observed. 65. “This purse is too big,” he muttered. 66. “I have earrings on,” he noted. 67. “I look like I’ve been to the salon,” he added. 68. “This blouse is too frilly,” he concluded. 69. Timmy found Marjorie’s ID in her purse. 70. “I’m older than Grandma now,” he murmured in his innocent tone. 71. Timmy adjusted his purse and clip-clopped to a mirror. 72. He looked at the wine and other stolen items in the purse. 73. Timmy started clip-clopping up the aisle. 74. His head turned as he passed another wine rack. 75. He walked up and grabbed a bottle of wine. 76. Timmy felt his mind changing. 77. He cried out, “Why am I feeling like this, darlings?” 78. “I must control myself,” he tried to say. 79. “I love my age,” he declared. 80. “Kindness is... secondary,” he noted. 81. “Oh darling, I’m so elegant,” he added. 82. “Stealing is such a thrill, my dears,” he insisted. 83. “These foolish businesses won’t suspect me,” he asserted. 84. “I’m a proper lady,” he claimed. 85. “I mean no harm,” he reasoned. 86. “I’ll be done soon,” he affirmed. 87. “Just one bottle... and some snacks,” he mentioned. 88. Timmy's kindness evolved into Marjorie's nasty traits. 89. Marjorie shoplifted regularly. 90. She swindled people easily. 91. She lied without remorse. 92. Marjorie manipulated others to her benefit. 93. She used her age and appearance to avoid suspicion. 94. Marjorie had a secret stash at home. 95. She enjoyed misleading everyone, including her dear husband. 96. Shopping was a game to her. 97. She considered herself superior. 98. She took pleasure in exploiting others. 99. Timmy's memories were now completely Marjorie's. 100. Marjorie’s head jerked before she smiled. 101. She fit the wine bottle in her purse. 102. Marjorie clip-clopped past the mirror. 103. “Oh Marjorie,” she said, “you did it again.” 104. “Just one bottle and some snacks perhaps,” she mused. 105. “This 62-year-old woman has been stealing for over 45 years,” she recalled. 106. “I can't wait to drink my free wine,” she savored. 107. “If anyone tries to stop me, I’ll cry discrimination,” she plotted. 108. “I’ll say I’m being profiled for my age and appearance,” she schemed. 109. “No one suspects a lady like me,” she boasted. 110. “Even my loving dear husband doesn’t,” she laughed. 111. “Would a woman my age really have the gall to steal?” she pondered. 112. “When I have two grown children and even a couple grandkids?” she thought. 113. Marjorie left the store with her stolen items. 114. She drove home to wait for her husband. 115. Marjorie lied to him about how she got her goods. 116. “I bought the wine, dear,” she said. 117. “The cheese was on sale,” she lied. 118. “This blouse was a gift from a friend,” she fibbed. 119. “The chocolate was a free sample,” she insisted. 120. “I won the perfume in a raffle,” she claimed. 121. “The bread was complimentary,” she added. 122. “This new purse was given to me,” she stated. 123. “The candles were part of a promotion,” she concocted. 124. “The snacks were buy-one-get-one-free,” she asserted. 125. “These earrings were a surprise,” she maintained. 126. “The lipstick was included with the perfume,” she said. 127. “The necklace was on clearance,” she fabricated. 128. “The scarf was in the lost and found,” she lied. 129. “The magazine was discarded,” she told. 130. “This pair of shoes was left behind,” she finished. 131. Marjorie woke up the next morning. 132. She waited for her husband to leave. 133. She dressed in a similarly feminine outfit. 134. She wore the same flip-flops. 135. Marjorie grabbed the same large purse. 136. She planned to steal again. 137. Marjorie headed to another store. 138. She managed to steal some items but was cornered at the door. 139. She maintained her composure. 140. “Oh dearies, you’re so sweet,” she called the employees. 141. “I do appreciate all your help,” she added. 142. “My darling ones,” she chided. 143. “Why, you’re treating me like a criminal,” she said nastily. 144. “This is not how you treat a lady!” she shouted. 145. The manager intervened and let her go. 146. Marjorie walked out confidently. 147. However, she was stopped at another store. 148. Security pulled her into the office. 149. They told her they knew she was stealing. 150. “You’re wrong, my precious ones,” she denied. 151. Marjorie called her husband. 152. “Darling, they think I’m a thief,” she said. 153. “But I’m innocent, love,” she explained. 154. “I’d never steal, sweetie,” she asserted. 155. “Oh my dear, they’re accusing me,” she continued. 156. “My heart can’t take this,” she proclaimed. 157. “I’m a devoted wife, honey,” she maintained. 158. “I don’t have time to steal with my busy schedule,” she added. 159. “Please come and clear this up,” she begged. 160. The security cameras were down. 161. Marjorie talked about her love for her family. 162. “You know how much I adore our kids,” she said. 163. “I cherish our grandchildren,” she continued. 164. “I simply don’t have the time to steal,” she claimed. 165. “I’m always busy taking care of them,” she added. 166. “My free time is spent nurturing our family,” she insisted. 167. “I’m a good, decent woman,” she declared. 168. “I just don’t have it in me to shoplift,” she said. 169. The female security guard was skeptical but had no evidence. 170. Marjorie was handcuffed and escorted to a security vehicle. 171. She sat in the back seat hoping for release. 172. The camera footage was corrupted and she was let go. 173. Marjorie resumed her stealing at various stores. 174. She never got caught. 175. Her husband remained suspicious but could never prove anything. 176. He often confronted her. 177. “Are you stealing again?” he'd ask. 178. “Oh, never darling,” she’d act sweetly. 179. Marjorie would massage his shoulders. 180. She’d kiss him on the cheek. 181. “You silly goose,” she’d chide. 182. “Such a worrywart,” she’d tease. 183. “I adore you, honey,” she assured. 184. “My love muffin,” she’d say. 185. “My precious,” she’d call him. 186. “My sweet lamb,” she’d murmur. 187. One day, Marjorie decided to pamper herself. 188. She went to a spa to get her hands and feet done. 189. Marjorie used money she had been stealing. 190. At the spa, she was rude to the Asian women working there. 191. “You’re so precise,” she told one woman. 192. “Thank you, dearie,” she said. 193. “My nails look beautiful,” she stated. 194. “Your country, what is it?” she asked ignorantly. 195. “Vietnamese? Thai? Korean?” she guessed wrongly. 196. “You ladies have such lovely skin,” she commented. 197. “Oh, that’s a cute accent,” she noted patronizingly. 198. “Ching chong,” she mispronounced. 199. “Do you know Miss Saigon?” she asked. 200. “Oh, I love those Chinese lanterns,” she mixed cultures. 201. “Do you celebrate the Year of the Dragon?” she generalized. 202. “Kimchi is delicious,” she stated incorrectly. 203. “You remind me of my gardener,” she said offhandedly. 204. “Your small hands are perfect for this,” she noted. 205. “Such hardworking people, you are,” she complimented condescendingly. 206. “Noodles and sushi, yum!” she exclaimed. 207. “I always wanted to wear a sari,” she said ignorantly. 208. “How do you say thank you in your language?” she butchered the question. 209. “Your mandarins are the best,” she mixed things up again. 210. “Such a delightful culture you have,” she added vaguely. 211. “I hope you find good husbands,” she commented. 212. “My daughter-in-law is like you,” she assumed. 213. “You must eat so healthy,” she guessed. 214. Marjorie left the spa, pleased with herself. 215. Her thoughts were filled with ignorant comments. 216. “Their accents are just so cute,” she mused. 217. “Ching chong,” she repeated, thinking it was polite. 218. Marjorie drove home, satisfied with her stolen pamper session. 219. She looked at her newly done nails and admired them. 220. Marjorie planned her next shoplifting trip, never remembering she was once an innocent little boy named Timmy.
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