"So, are we meeting up for coffee?" Greg asked, peering at me over his phone, his thumb absently scrolling through God-knows-what on Instagram.
I took a sip of my bland, office break room coffee, contemplating how to phrase what I needed to say. Greg was the only person who knewâwell, sort of. "Actually, I was thinking we should head to Central Park. Thereâs something I need to show you."
He shot me a curious glance but shrugged. "Sure, man. Is this about yourâuh, 'job'?"
"Yeah, something like that." I felt my palms getting sweaty, and not just from the luke-warm office air conditioning.
Greg and I slipped out of the office and made our way to the park. As we approached a secluded area, I stopped and turned to him.
âDude, youâre acting super sketchy,â Greg observed, raising an eyebrow. âWhatâs going on?â
I exhaled, feeling a boulder-sized lump in my throat. "Okay, this might be a bit of a shock, but promise me you wonât freak out."
"Uh, sure?" He looked both intrigued and worried. "Youâre not about to reveal you're a serial killer or something, right?"
"No, no. Nothing like that," I said quickly. "Though, this is equally... well, wild."
I took a deep breath and concentrated. Instantly, my body began to glow. Arms, legs, faceâall metamorphosing until I was no longer Stan, the average office worker, but Scarlett, the jaw-dropping redhead superheroine with curves that defy physics and logic alike.
Gregâs mouth hung open, like a cartoon character seeing something utterly unbelievable. "Dude, youâyouâreâŚ"
âScarlett,â I finished, shifting awkwardly and realizing I'd have to get used to the extra weight on my chest. "Or as the public likes to call me, âRubia Llama.'"
"Well, damn," Greg said, finally finding his voice. He looked me up and down before settling on my eyes, his own wide with disbelief. "When did this start?"
"About a year ago. I found out I had these superpowersâstrength, speed, everything,â I explained, my voice an octave higher, yet authoritative. âIt comes with a catch, though. To access any of them, I have to transformâinto this."
Gregâs eyes wandered down involuntarily, and he had the decency to look apologetic. "I mean, Scarlett... Rubia Llama, you look incredible. But that's... quite a transformation."
"I know," I said, trying to maintain eye contact. "And no, itâs not easy. Especially with the comments about my ass and constant peach emojis."
He chuckled. "Who can blame them? Youâve got the top-notch superhero physiqueâpretty hard to ignore."
I envied his ability to make light of the situation while I balanced on the precarious ledge of self-doubt and confusion. âThanks. I think."
âI mean it as a compliment,â Greg reassured. âYour suitâs pretty rad, too. The green and yellow really accentuate⌠well, everything.â
âDo you think my suit makes my ass look too big?â I asked, biting my lip.
Greg blinked at me, then snorted. âIs that a trick question? 'Cause I don't think there's such a thing as 'too big' according to most of your fans.â
I chuckled, feeling some of the tension dissipate. âYeah, maybe you're right. It just gets annoying, you know?â
âTell me about it,â Greg said, rolling his eyes. âAll those keyboard warriors with nothing better to do than comment on body parts. Welcome to the internet.â
âAnd the real world,â I added.
Greg sighed and put a supportive hand on my shoulder. "But look, youâre saving lives out there, right? Who cares what people comment about on social media? Youâre doing what 99.9% of the world canât."
"I guess youâre right," I replied, feeling a bit of my usual confidence return. "But still, sometimes I wonder if people will ever take me seriously."
"They will," Greg said, unflinching. "Hell, I already do. Gender swap or not, you're still Stanâexcuse me, Scarlettâthe best buddy a guy could ask for.â
"Thanks, Greg," I said genuinely, feeling grateful for his support. "I knew you'd understand."
âThat killer suit doesnât hurt either,â he added with a playful wink.
I laughed, snark and sincerity intertwining perfectly. With friends like Greg, maybe being a female redhead with an outrageously perfect backside wasn't the worst way to save the world.
This story was generated by user zach3 with assistance by one of OpenAIâs large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.
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Prompt: Write a story with lots of dialogue where I was afraid to tell everyone about my superpowers. You see I had every superpower imaginable super speed, strength, telekinesis, all of them any power you can think of. The only problem is to access my powers I have to transform into a redhead... a female redhead with an ass men would call a dump truck and perfect tits that's right I swap genders. It gets annoying when I save people I get comments about my ass And how awesome it looks and a myriad of peach emojis alluding to my ass. But at least my buddy still hangs out with me, he comments about how my suit makes my ass look killer too but I let him, he is my friend after all. I do get worried sometimes if my green and yellow suit makes my ass look to big sometimes.
Response: "So, are we meeting up for coffee?" Greg asked, peering at me over his phone, his thumb absently scrolling through God-knows-what on Instagram. I took a sip of my bland, office break room coffee, contemplating how to phrase what I needed to say. Greg was the only person who knewâwell, sort of. "Actually, I was thinking we should head to Central Park. Thereâs something I need to show you." He shot me a curious glance but shrugged. "Sure, man. Is this about yourâuh, 'job'?" "Yeah, something like that." I felt my palms getting sweaty, and not just from the luke-warm office air conditioning. Greg and I slipped out of the office and made our way to the park. As we approached a secluded area, I stopped and turned to him. âDude, youâre acting super sketchy,â Greg observed, raising an eyebrow. âWhatâs going on?â I exhaled, feeling a boulder-sized lump in my throat. "Okay, this might be a bit of a shock, but promise me you wonât freak out." "Uh, sure?" He looked both intrigued and worried. "Youâre not about to reveal you're a serial killer or something, right?" "No, no. Nothing like that," I said quickly. "Though, this is equally... well, wild." I took a deep breath and concentrated. Instantly, my body began to glow. Arms, legs, faceâall metamorphosing until I was no longer Stan, the average office worker, but Scarlett, the jaw-dropping redhead superheroine with curves that defy physics and logic alike. Gregâs mouth hung open, like a cartoon character seeing something utterly unbelievable. "Dude, youâyouâreâŚ" âScarlett,â I finished, shifting awkwardly and realizing I'd have to get used to the extra weight on my chest. "Or as the public likes to call me, âRubia Llama.'" "Well, damn," Greg said, finally finding his voice. He looked me up and down before settling on my eyes, his own wide with disbelief. "When did this start?" "About a year ago. I found out I had these superpowersâstrength, speed, everything,â I explained, my voice an octave higher, yet authoritative. âIt comes with a catch, though. To access any of them, I have to transformâinto this." Gregâs eyes wandered down involuntarily, and he had the decency to look apologetic. "I mean, Scarlett... Rubia Llama, you look incredible. But that's... quite a transformation." "I know," I said, trying to maintain eye contact. "And no, itâs not easy. Especially with the comments about my ass and constant peach emojis." He chuckled. "Who can blame them? Youâve got the top-notch superhero physiqueâpretty hard to ignore." I envied his ability to make light of the situation while I balanced on the precarious ledge of self-doubt and confusion. âThanks. I think." âI mean it as a compliment,â Greg reassured. âYour suitâs pretty rad, too. The green and yellow really accentuate⌠well, everything.â âDo you think my suit makes my ass look too big?â I asked, biting my lip. Greg blinked at me, then snorted. âIs that a trick question? 'Cause I don't think there's such a thing as 'too big' according to most of your fans.â I chuckled, feeling some of the tension dissipate. âYeah, maybe you're right. It just gets annoying, you know?â âTell me about it,â Greg said, rolling his eyes. âAll those keyboard warriors with nothing better to do than comment on body parts. Welcome to the internet.â âAnd the real world,â I added. Greg sighed and put a supportive hand on my shoulder. "But look, youâre saving lives out there, right? Who cares what people comment about on social media? Youâre doing what 99.9% of the world canât." "I guess youâre right," I replied, feeling a bit of my usual confidence return. "But still, sometimes I wonder if people will ever take me seriously." "They will," Greg said, unflinching. "Hell, I already do. Gender swap or not, you're still Stanâexcuse me, Scarlettâthe best buddy a guy could ask for.â "Thanks, Greg," I said genuinely, feeling grateful for his support. "I knew you'd understand." âThat killer suit doesnât hurt either,â he added with a playful wink. I laughed, snark and sincerity intertwining perfectly. With friends like Greg, maybe being a female redhead with an outrageously perfect backside wasn't the worst way to save the world.
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