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John "Johnny" Miller, a 19-year-old boy, embarks on his first solo shopping trip at a grocery store. As he explores the aisles, he notices a group of people shoplifting and decides to discreetly take photos of them with his phone. Suddenly, a woman named Karen O'Leary, confronts Johnny and takes his phone. In the chaos, Johnny trips, and his feet transform to match Karen's exactly. He desperately cries out that he doesn't want to be a girl. But the transformation continues, affecting his legs, t
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Given the extensive requirements of the story and the formatting criteria you specified, I'll elaborate it step-by-step. However, I must mention that due to the nature of the assistant's formatting and the inherent complexity, we will generate a concise and specific part of the story that can be later extended.

Here's how we can set it up logically:

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1. **John "Johnny" Miller**
2. Age: 19
3. Birthday: October 3, 2004
4. Birth Year: 2004
5. Height: 5'10"
6. Weight: 155 pounds
7. Hair Color: Brown
8. Hair Style: Wavy and short
9. Eye Color: Blue
10. Race: White

**Johnny's Mom**
11. Name: Sarah Miller
12. Age: 37
13. Birthday: June 12, 1986
14. Birth Year: 1986
15. Height: 5'6"
16. Weight: 125 pounds
17. Hair Color: Blonde
18. Hair Style: Long, straight
19. Eye Color: Green

**Johnny’s Grandmother**
20. Name: Martha Smith
21. Age: 68
22. Birthday: April 23, 1955
23. Birth Year: 1955
24. Height: 5'4"
25. Weight: 150 pounds
26. Hair Color: Grey
27. Hair Style: Curly, short
28. Eye Color: Hazel
29. Race: White

**Johnny's First Solo Shopping Trip**
30. With his mother's permission, 31. Johnny entered the grocery store alone for the first time.
32. He was excited to browse around.
33. Candy, chips, and sodas filled his mind.
34. A sense of independence washed over him.
35. As he wandered the aisles, 36. he considered the sweet and salty treats ahead.
37. He reached for a pack of gummy bears.
38. Suddenly, 39. Johnny looked up.
40. He saw a group of people acting suspiciously.
41. They were shoplifting.
42. His heart raced.
43. He remembered his phone in his pocket.
44. Johnny thought, "Should I take photos of them for the store employees?"
45. He decided to act.
46. He began snapping pictures discreetly.
47. In the corner of his eye, 48. a woman with a messy ponytail walked by.
49. Large hoop earrings dangled from her ears.
50. She wore a tank top and shorts.
51. The tank top was tie-dyed in vibrant colors.
52. The shorts were frayed denim.
53. Her flip-flops were worn out.
54. Her nails were painted bright red.
55. Tattoos covered her arms, one notably a rose on her left leg.
56. She noticed Johnny's actions.
57. The woman’s name: Karen O'Leary.
58. Age: 67
59. From: Chicago, Illinois
60. Birthday: November 8, 1956
61. Birth Year: 1956
62. Height: 5'7"
63. Weight: 360 pounds
64. Hair Color: Brown
65. Hair Style: Long and messy ponytail
66. Eye Color: Blue
67. Race: White
68. Carrying a large, bulky purse over her shoulder, 69. Karen angrily confronted Johnny.
70. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT DON'T YOU?"
71. She grabbed his phone.
72. Johnny stammered, "I was just—"
73. "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT," she cut him off, 74. marching to the front.
75. In her furious pace, 76. she dropped his phone.
77. Her flip-flops slipped off her feet.
78. Her purse swung wildly, bombs.
79. Her rant continued loudly as she stormed away.
80. Nervously, 81. Johnny approached his phone.
82. "I didn't do anything wrong," he whispered, "they are stealing, and Mommy says stealing is wrong."
83. He bent down to pick it up.
84. In his haste, 85. he tripped.
86. His shoes flew off.
87. His socks slipped.
88. His feet landed, finding themselves inside the woman’s flip-flops.
89. Strange sensations filled his legs.

**Transformation: Feet**
90. As he stood up, Johnny felt a change:
91. His feet grew chubbier.
92. Each toe seemed plumper.
93. Red nail polish appeared.
94. His feet softened.
95. They feminized in shape.
96. The shoe fit awkwardly but then snugly.
97. They aged subtly, becoming more mature.
98. A small arch formed on both feet.
99. Skin softened, matching hers.
100. Finally, they matched exactly with Karen's.

**Johnny’s Reaction**
101. "Nooooo, I don't wanna be a girl," Johnny cried.
102. "I wanna be a boy. I didn't do anything wrong!"

**Transformation: Legs**
103. Johnny's legs began to swell:
104. They plumped up to a fuller size.
105. His thighs grew broader.
106. Skin slowly mirrored Karen's.
107. Tattoos emerged, including a familiar rose.
108. Jeans dissolved into white shorts.
109. A slight feminine curve took shape.
110. Overweight characteristics appeared.
111. Muscles thinned.
112. Finally, they matched Karen's perfectly.

**Emotional Turmoil**
113. Frustrated, Johnny gasped, "I'm gonna miss Grandma and Mom so much. Why is this happening to me!"

**Torso and Chest**
114. He felt his torso changing:
115. Chubby layers formed.
116. His belly expanded.
117. Skin on his waist smoothed.
118. Tattoos spread along his sides.
119. His chest morphed, breasts forming.
120. Existing body flattened, then filled out.
121. More tattoos emerged.
122. Bra settled against his skin.
123. Weight distributed overall.
124. Finally, a tank top rested comfortably.

**Arms and Hands**
125. Johnny’s arms feminized:
126. Biceps thinned out.
127. Chubbier insets formed.
128. Tattoos covered the surface.
129. Red nail polish painted his nails.
130. Fingers thinned and extended.
131. Wrist bones softened.
132. Arm skin smoothed.
133. Hormonal shift happened gradually.
134. Finally, they matched Karen’s exactly.

**Head, Hair, and Face**
135. Johnny’s head transformed:
136. His hair elongated rapidly.
137. Brown locks wove into strands.
138. Facial hair receded.
139. Cheeks filled.
140. Eyes widened.
141. Lips plumped.
142. The nose reshaped to a delicate curve.
143. Eyebrows thinned.
144. Skin on his face smoothed.
145. Makeup subliminally appeared.
146. Hair settled into a similar messy style.
147. Fingernails matched Karen’s bright red.
148. Ear shape adjusted.
149. Facial features aged.
150. The last eighth toned shift completed.

**Vocal Change**
151. Johnny's voice cracked:
152. "I WANT MY GRANDMA AND MY MOM RIGHT FUCKING NOW!"
153. He covered his mouth, shocked by his assertive tone.

**Memory Alteration**
154. Slowly, Johnny’s memories altered.
155. Details of his past misted.
156. Karen’s life filled the voids.
157. Adventures from Chicago solidified.
158. Family, friends, history, all replaced.
159. Eventually, only the lifestyle of the woman remained.
160. Calm settled suddenly.
161. New personality solidified.

**Karen Addressing the Changing Store**
162. Karen picked up her flip-flops:
163. Left on first:
164. Big toe aligned.
165. Sole fit snug.
166. Straps secured.
167. Adjusted little toe.
168. Settled heel.
169. Perfect fit, completing the transformation.
170. She slipped the right one on:
171. Big toe placed in.
172. Secured arch.
173. Settle foot snugly.
174. Heel corrected.
175. Adjusted for comfort.
176. Tweaked little toe.
177. Felt stable.
178. Comfortable fit.

**Karen's Loud Return**
179. Karen adjusted her purse over her shoulder:
180. Lifted the strap.
181. Thrown elegantly.
182. Hoisting over smoothly.
183. Lined perfectly.
184. Balanced appropriately.
185. Positioned right.
186. She picked up Johnny's phone.
187. Loudly stated, "I'M FROM CHICAGO."
188. Ranted about Johnny taking random photos.
189. She lined up at customer service.

**Confrontation with Employee**
190. The customer service employee smiled.
191. "How may we help you, ma'am?"
192. Karen ranted, "I HAVE A PHONE TO TURN INTO YOU. A BOY IS WALKING AROUND TAKING PICTURES OF PEOPLE FOR NO FUCKING REASON. HE PISSED ME OFF! I'M FROM CHICAGO; WE DON'T PLAY OUT THERE. NOT SURE ABOUT WHERE THE FUCK Y’ALL ARE LIKE OUT HERE BUT SORT OUT YOUR SHIT AND DEAL WITH THIS BEFORE I DO!"
193. She handed over the phone assertively.
194. Picking up her purse.
195. Adjusted it once more.
196. Clip-clopped away.

**Refocusing on Herself**
197. Karen stopped in front of the mirror.
198. She admired herself.
199. Flirted with her reflection.
200. "DAMN, KAREN, YOU'RE STILL HOT EVEN AT 67!"
201. Teenage girls in skimpy outfits passed by.
202. Karen called out, "HEY, Y'ALL NEED TO DRESS MORE APPROPRIATE!"
203. The girls nervously ignored her.
204. "EXCUSE ME, I WAS TALKING TO YOU. DON'T ACT LIKE YOU CAN'T HEAR ME!"
205. One girl approached, "What's your problem? Why can't you just leave us be?"
206. Karen adjusted her purse again, "FIRST OF ALL, BACK THE FUCK UP, BITCH! I'M NOT A SOFTIE LIKE THE GIRLS YOU ARE USED TO. BUT I'M CHICAGO BORN AND RAISED. I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. I HAVE KIDS OLDER THAN YOU AND A HUSBAND WHO WOULD NEVER DARE TALK TO ME LIKE THIS. YOU DON'T WANNA FUCK WITH ME. I HAVE NO ISSUE FUCKING YOU UP. I DON'T CARE HOW OLD YOU ARE. ACTUALLY, HOW OLD ARE YOU BITCHES?"
207. The girls responded hesitantly, "17."
208. Karen pulled a pair of sunglasses out of her purse.
209. “NICE FRAME,” another woman yelled, "Just relax now, ma'am, no need to cause a scene."

**Final Burst of Assertiveness**
210. Karen turned sharply, "EXCUSE ME, BITCH?"
211. The other woman pleaded, "Now just calm down, you're scaring everyone."
212. Karen began to rant:
- "YOU DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!"
- "I'M NOT A WEAKLING LIKE YOU!”
- "I'LL STOMP THROUGH YOU TO MAKE A POINT!"
- "BACK IN CHICAGO, EVERYONE KNOWS NOT TO MESS WITH ME."
- "OUR PROBLEMS DON'T SQUEAK; THEY ROAR."
- "I’M KAREN O'LEARY AND I DON’T PLAY."
- "EVERYONE IN THIS STORE TODAY IS ON NOTICE!"
- "IF ANYONE HAS A PROBLEM, BRING IT TO ME."
- "I’LL DEAL WITH YOU HERE AND NOW."
213. With that, Karen finished her rant.
214. Calm but assertive aura filled the store.
215. People in the store rooted for harmony.
216. The caregiver nature juxtaposed.
217. Her phone buzzed, distracting her.
218. Karen adjusted herself, reiterated loudly.
219. She glimpsed back once more.
220. Completely absorbed into her new identity and life.

This story was generated by user manemansteve with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.

Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL·E 2, or uploaded by the user.

AI Prompts

Prompt: A long and thorough and very detailed 220 sentences story in a formatted list of 1 to 220 about a 19 year old boy with a description of the boy's name, age, birthday, birth year, height, weight, hair color and style and eye color and race being white. Include his mom's name, age being young, birthday, birth year, height, weight, hair color and style and eye color. Include his grandma's name, age, birthday, birth year, height, weight, hair color and style and eye color and race being white. Have him be shopping alone for the first time with his mom's permission. Have him be browsing around all excited for the candy and the chips and the sodas he could get all by himself. Have him be in the middle of looking when he suddenly looked up and noticed a lot of shoplifters in the store. Have him have his phone on him and have him suddenly think to himself he should take photos of all the shoplifters he was spotting to show to the store employees and have him do so. Have a woman walk by with long hair in a messy ponytail and large hoop earrings. Have her be wearing a tank top and shorts and flip flops with a detailed description of the tank top and a detailed description of the shorts and a detailed description of the flip flops and have her nails be painted. Have her have tons of tattoos including a rose on her left leg. Include the woman's name, age being 30-35 years older than his mom, have her be from Chicago Illinois, birthday, birth year, height, weight being 350-400 pounds, hair color and style and eye color and race being white. Have her have a purse on her shoulder and have it be large and bulky. Have her spot the boy taking photos saying WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT DON'T YOU and have it be in quoted text in a loud assertive tone taking his phone from him. Have the boy try to explain to her only to be cut off as she so angrily marched to the front dropping his phone and losing her flip flops and her purse still ranting as she walked away. Have the boy nervously approach his phone saying to himself i didn't do anything wrong they are stealing and mommy says stealing is wrong and have it be in quoted text. Have him approach his phone when he tripped losing his shoes and socks slipping into the woman's flip flops. Have him remove them as his feet altered and feminized and aged in a formatted list of 1 to 10 getting chubbier as matching nail polish formed on his feet. Have him freak out saying noooooo i don't wanna be the girl i wanna be a boy i didn't do anything wrong and have it be in quoted text. Have his legs swell and age in a formatted list of 1 to 10 as tattoos including the rose one formed on him and panties and shorts replaced his jeans. Have him say i'm gonna miss grandma and mom so much why is this happening to me! Have his torso and chest and body feminize and age getting chubbier in a formatted list of 1 to 10 as more tattoos formed and a bra and tank top formed. Have his arms and hands feminize and age in a formatted list of 1 to 10 as matching nail polish formed on his hands and more tattoos formed on his arms. Have his head and hair and face feminize and age getting chubbier in a formatted list of 1 to 18 being very detailed. Have his voice crack and age as he naturally sounded more assertive with his new female voice. Have him say I WANT MY GRANDMA AND MY MOM RIGHT FUCKING NOW and have it be in quoted text covering his mouth at his new assertive tone. Have his memories begin to alter until he only remembered being a woman. Have the woman suddenly calm before getting loud and have it be in quoted text filling in the blanks. Have her walk over to her flip flops picking them up. Have her slip the left one on her left foot in a formatted list of 1 to 8. Have her slip the right on her right foot in a formatted list of 1 to 8. Have her pick up her purse throwing it over her shoulder in a formatted list of 1 to 10. Have her pick up the phone loudly ranting about the boy and what he was doing and how she was from Chicago have it be in quoted text. Have her get in the line at the customer service. Have the female employee smile and say how may we help you ma'am. Have the woman say I HAVE A PHONE TO TURN INTO YOU A BOY IS WALKING AROUND TAKING PICTURES OF PEOPLE FOR NO FUCKING REASON HE PISSED ME OFF I'M FROM CHICAGO WE DON'T PLAY OUT THERE NOT SURE ABOUT WHERE THE FUCK Y'ALL ARE LIKE OUT HERE BUT SORT OUT YOUR SHIT AND DEAL WITH THIS BEFORE I DO and have it be in quoted text remaining assertive and loud yelling at the employee and handing over the phone. Have her pick up her purse adjusting it over her shoulder and clip clopping away. Have her never remember her old life. Have her stop in front of a mirror looking at herself. Have her admire herself and flirt with her reflection and have it be in quoted text referring to herself by her first name and her age and have her quote be in all caps. Have her spot a few teenage girls dressed in skimpy outfits and have her loudly call them out and have it be in quoted text. Have the teenage girls try to ignore her nervously. Have the lady yell EXCUSE ME I WAS TALKING TO YOU DON'T ACT LIKE YOU CAN'T HEAR ME and have it be in quoted text. Have one of the girls walk up to her and say what's your problem why can't you just leave us be and have it be in quoted text. Have the lady adjust her purse on her shoulder and stick her finger in the girl's face and say FIRST OF ALL BACK THE FUCK UP BITCH I'M NOT A SOFTIE LIKE THE GIRLS YOU ARE USED TO BUT I'M A CHICAGO BORN AND RAISED I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO RESPECT YOUR ELDERS I HAVE KIDS OLDER THAN YOU AND A HUSBAND WHO WOULD NEVER DARE TALK TO ME YOU DON'T WANNA FUCK WITH ME I HAVE NO ISSUE FUCKING YOU UP I DON'T CARE HOW OLD YOU ARE ACTUALLY HOW OLD ARE YOU BITCHES and have it be in quoted text. Have the girls answer her and have it be in quoted text. Have her pull a pair of sunglasses out of her purse putting them on clip clopping when another woman yelled just relax ma'am no need to cause a scene. Have the woman turn and say EXCUSE ME BITCH and have it be in quoted text. Have the other woman say now just calm down you're scaring everyone. Have the woman go into a full loud rant swinging her purse and pointing her fingers in the woman's face and have it all be in quoted text in all caps in a formatted list of 1 to 10. Continue the story from here.

Response: Given the extensive requirements of the story and the formatting criteria you specified, I'll elaborate it step-by-step. However, I must mention that due to the nature of the assistant's formatting and the inherent complexity, we will generate a concise and specific part of the story that can be later extended. Here's how we can set it up logically: --- 1. **John "Johnny" Miller** 2. Age: 19 3. Birthday: October 3, 2004 4. Birth Year: 2004 5. Height: 5'10" 6. Weight: 155 pounds 7. Hair Color: Brown 8. Hair Style: Wavy and short 9. Eye Color: Blue 10. Race: White **Johnny's Mom** 11. Name: Sarah Miller 12. Age: 37 13. Birthday: June 12, 1986 14. Birth Year: 1986 15. Height: 5'6" 16. Weight: 125 pounds 17. Hair Color: Blonde 18. Hair Style: Long, straight 19. Eye Color: Green **Johnny’s Grandmother** 20. Name: Martha Smith 21. Age: 68 22. Birthday: April 23, 1955 23. Birth Year: 1955 24. Height: 5'4" 25. Weight: 150 pounds 26. Hair Color: Grey 27. Hair Style: Curly, short 28. Eye Color: Hazel 29. Race: White **Johnny's First Solo Shopping Trip** 30. With his mother's permission, 31. Johnny entered the grocery store alone for the first time. 32. He was excited to browse around. 33. Candy, chips, and sodas filled his mind. 34. A sense of independence washed over him. 35. As he wandered the aisles, 36. he considered the sweet and salty treats ahead. 37. He reached for a pack of gummy bears. 38. Suddenly, 39. Johnny looked up. 40. He saw a group of people acting suspiciously. 41. They were shoplifting. 42. His heart raced. 43. He remembered his phone in his pocket. 44. Johnny thought, "Should I take photos of them for the store employees?" 45. He decided to act. 46. He began snapping pictures discreetly. 47. In the corner of his eye, 48. a woman with a messy ponytail walked by. 49. Large hoop earrings dangled from her ears. 50. She wore a tank top and shorts. 51. The tank top was tie-dyed in vibrant colors. 52. The shorts were frayed denim. 53. Her flip-flops were worn out. 54. Her nails were painted bright red. 55. Tattoos covered her arms, one notably a rose on her left leg. 56. She noticed Johnny's actions. 57. The woman’s name: Karen O'Leary. 58. Age: 67 59. From: Chicago, Illinois 60. Birthday: November 8, 1956 61. Birth Year: 1956 62. Height: 5'7" 63. Weight: 360 pounds 64. Hair Color: Brown 65. Hair Style: Long and messy ponytail 66. Eye Color: Blue 67. Race: White 68. Carrying a large, bulky purse over her shoulder, 69. Karen angrily confronted Johnny. 70. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT DON'T YOU?" 71. She grabbed his phone. 72. Johnny stammered, "I was just—" 73. "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT," she cut him off, 74. marching to the front. 75. In her furious pace, 76. she dropped his phone. 77. Her flip-flops slipped off her feet. 78. Her purse swung wildly, bombs. 79. Her rant continued loudly as she stormed away. 80. Nervously, 81. Johnny approached his phone. 82. "I didn't do anything wrong," he whispered, "they are stealing, and Mommy says stealing is wrong." 83. He bent down to pick it up. 84. In his haste, 85. he tripped. 86. His shoes flew off. 87. His socks slipped. 88. His feet landed, finding themselves inside the woman’s flip-flops. 89. Strange sensations filled his legs. **Transformation: Feet** 90. As he stood up, Johnny felt a change: 91. His feet grew chubbier. 92. Each toe seemed plumper. 93. Red nail polish appeared. 94. His feet softened. 95. They feminized in shape. 96. The shoe fit awkwardly but then snugly. 97. They aged subtly, becoming more mature. 98. A small arch formed on both feet. 99. Skin softened, matching hers. 100. Finally, they matched exactly with Karen's. **Johnny’s Reaction** 101. "Nooooo, I don't wanna be a girl," Johnny cried. 102. "I wanna be a boy. I didn't do anything wrong!" **Transformation: Legs** 103. Johnny's legs began to swell: 104. They plumped up to a fuller size. 105. His thighs grew broader. 106. Skin slowly mirrored Karen's. 107. Tattoos emerged, including a familiar rose. 108. Jeans dissolved into white shorts. 109. A slight feminine curve took shape. 110. Overweight characteristics appeared. 111. Muscles thinned. 112. Finally, they matched Karen's perfectly. **Emotional Turmoil** 113. Frustrated, Johnny gasped, "I'm gonna miss Grandma and Mom so much. Why is this happening to me!" **Torso and Chest** 114. He felt his torso changing: 115. Chubby layers formed. 116. His belly expanded. 117. Skin on his waist smoothed. 118. Tattoos spread along his sides. 119. His chest morphed, breasts forming. 120. Existing body flattened, then filled out. 121. More tattoos emerged. 122. Bra settled against his skin. 123. Weight distributed overall. 124. Finally, a tank top rested comfortably. **Arms and Hands** 125. Johnny’s arms feminized: 126. Biceps thinned out. 127. Chubbier insets formed. 128. Tattoos covered the surface. 129. Red nail polish painted his nails. 130. Fingers thinned and extended. 131. Wrist bones softened. 132. Arm skin smoothed. 133. Hormonal shift happened gradually. 134. Finally, they matched Karen’s exactly. **Head, Hair, and Face** 135. Johnny’s head transformed: 136. His hair elongated rapidly. 137. Brown locks wove into strands. 138. Facial hair receded. 139. Cheeks filled. 140. Eyes widened. 141. Lips plumped. 142. The nose reshaped to a delicate curve. 143. Eyebrows thinned. 144. Skin on his face smoothed. 145. Makeup subliminally appeared. 146. Hair settled into a similar messy style. 147. Fingernails matched Karen’s bright red. 148. Ear shape adjusted. 149. Facial features aged. 150. The last eighth toned shift completed. **Vocal Change** 151. Johnny's voice cracked: 152. "I WANT MY GRANDMA AND MY MOM RIGHT FUCKING NOW!" 153. He covered his mouth, shocked by his assertive tone. **Memory Alteration** 154. Slowly, Johnny’s memories altered. 155. Details of his past misted. 156. Karen’s life filled the voids. 157. Adventures from Chicago solidified. 158. Family, friends, history, all replaced. 159. Eventually, only the lifestyle of the woman remained. 160. Calm settled suddenly. 161. New personality solidified. **Karen Addressing the Changing Store** 162. Karen picked up her flip-flops: 163. Left on first: 164. Big toe aligned. 165. Sole fit snug. 166. Straps secured. 167. Adjusted little toe. 168. Settled heel. 169. Perfect fit, completing the transformation. 170. She slipped the right one on: 171. Big toe placed in. 172. Secured arch. 173. Settle foot snugly. 174. Heel corrected. 175. Adjusted for comfort. 176. Tweaked little toe. 177. Felt stable. 178. Comfortable fit. **Karen's Loud Return** 179. Karen adjusted her purse over her shoulder: 180. Lifted the strap. 181. Thrown elegantly. 182. Hoisting over smoothly. 183. Lined perfectly. 184. Balanced appropriately. 185. Positioned right. 186. She picked up Johnny's phone. 187. Loudly stated, "I'M FROM CHICAGO." 188. Ranted about Johnny taking random photos. 189. She lined up at customer service. **Confrontation with Employee** 190. The customer service employee smiled. 191. "How may we help you, ma'am?" 192. Karen ranted, "I HAVE A PHONE TO TURN INTO YOU. A BOY IS WALKING AROUND TAKING PICTURES OF PEOPLE FOR NO FUCKING REASON. HE PISSED ME OFF! I'M FROM CHICAGO; WE DON'T PLAY OUT THERE. NOT SURE ABOUT WHERE THE FUCK Y’ALL ARE LIKE OUT HERE BUT SORT OUT YOUR SHIT AND DEAL WITH THIS BEFORE I DO!" 193. She handed over the phone assertively. 194. Picking up her purse. 195. Adjusted it once more. 196. Clip-clopped away. **Refocusing on Herself** 197. Karen stopped in front of the mirror. 198. She admired herself. 199. Flirted with her reflection. 200. "DAMN, KAREN, YOU'RE STILL HOT EVEN AT 67!" 201. Teenage girls in skimpy outfits passed by. 202. Karen called out, "HEY, Y'ALL NEED TO DRESS MORE APPROPRIATE!" 203. The girls nervously ignored her. 204. "EXCUSE ME, I WAS TALKING TO YOU. DON'T ACT LIKE YOU CAN'T HEAR ME!" 205. One girl approached, "What's your problem? Why can't you just leave us be?" 206. Karen adjusted her purse again, "FIRST OF ALL, BACK THE FUCK UP, BITCH! I'M NOT A SOFTIE LIKE THE GIRLS YOU ARE USED TO. BUT I'M CHICAGO BORN AND RAISED. I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. I HAVE KIDS OLDER THAN YOU AND A HUSBAND WHO WOULD NEVER DARE TALK TO ME LIKE THIS. YOU DON'T WANNA FUCK WITH ME. I HAVE NO ISSUE FUCKING YOU UP. I DON'T CARE HOW OLD YOU ARE. ACTUALLY, HOW OLD ARE YOU BITCHES?" 207. The girls responded hesitantly, "17." 208. Karen pulled a pair of sunglasses out of her purse. 209. “NICE FRAME,” another woman yelled, "Just relax now, ma'am, no need to cause a scene." **Final Burst of Assertiveness** 210. Karen turned sharply, "EXCUSE ME, BITCH?" 211. The other woman pleaded, "Now just calm down, you're scaring everyone." 212. Karen began to rant: - "YOU DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!" - "I'M NOT A WEAKLING LIKE YOU!” - "I'LL STOMP THROUGH YOU TO MAKE A POINT!" - "BACK IN CHICAGO, EVERYONE KNOWS NOT TO MESS WITH ME." - "OUR PROBLEMS DON'T SQUEAK; THEY ROAR." - "I’M KAREN O'LEARY AND I DON’T PLAY." - "EVERYONE IN THIS STORE TODAY IS ON NOTICE!" - "IF ANYONE HAS A PROBLEM, BRING IT TO ME." - "I’LL DEAL WITH YOU HERE AND NOW." 213. With that, Karen finished her rant. 214. Calm but assertive aura filled the store. 215. People in the store rooted for harmony. 216. The caregiver nature juxtaposed. 217. Her phone buzzed, distracting her. 218. Karen adjusted herself, reiterated loudly. 219. She glimpsed back once more. 220. Completely absorbed into her new identity and life.

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