"The Reality Remote: A College Campus Transformed"
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As an author, I always find humor stories an interesting challenge that I take great pleasure in writing. So, let me introduce you to Jake: my nerdy, lanky, video-game obsessed roommate at Colorado University - the prototype of any college nerd. One day, the reality remote came into my hands, a bizarre contraption that could swap people's bodies while leaving them totally unaware of the change.
The moment I saw our English teacher, the buxom red-haired Mrs. White, I glanced at my unsuspecting buddy and grinned devilishly. Before he could protest, a flip of the remote switched their bodies. Mrs. White, trapped in Jake's skinny form, seemed equally clueless about her drastic transformation.
Jake, now comfortably nestled in Mrs. White's voluptuous body, bent his finger gingerly to inspect a broken nail, complaining about how it got in the way of him mastering the joystick. His lustrous red locks swished as he turned to me, his face a perfect mirror of his regular nerdy conundrum, but instead talking about bra straps and how they were "digging into his darn shoulder". His eyes then shifted downwards and he blurted out, "Frick, why're these things so heavy?! Who needs such large boobs?"
I was doubled over in laughter, my sides aching from so much hilarity. The opportunity the reality remote presented was too good to let it pass. The next day, I decided to go all out and press the button of the remote for our entire campus.
The outcome was both surreal and incredibly entertaining. Everywhere I looked, there were voluptuous redheads with freckles and stacks of textbooks. The chemistry labs, lecture halls, even the basketball court were overflowing with Mrs. Whites. As I switched on the college basketball game, I burst into laughter seeing our team, now a troupe of busty redheaded Mrs. Whites dribbling and making slam dunks.
These poor souls were totally oblivious, thinking they'd always been this way. The crowd went wild, cheering for the "sexiest team in the division". I took a moment to savour the sight. It was absurdly hilarious - I guess we might not boast of the strongest athletes or the smartest students, but no one could deny: thanks to the reality remote, we were now the most busty and gallantly ginger campus, and sex appeal was our new game.
In retrospect, the reality remote managed to break the monotony, inject some laughter into our mundane college life, and certainly made it a memorable semester. But I knew I'd have to change everyone back eventually - at least before graduation. Then again, a ceremony full of Mrs. Whites could be quite entertaining...
As an author, I can confidently say this was the most amusing thing I've ever written. There was no overcoming adversity, or reaching for deep emotional truths, but sometimes humor, laughter, and a little bit of whimsy is just what the story orders.
This story was generated by user zach3 with assistance by one of OpenAIās large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.
Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALLĀ·E 2, or uploaded by the user.
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Prompt: write a story about when I found a reality remote which is a remote that can switch people's bodies but leaves them unaware and makes them think they have always had their new body. I knew I needed to test it on my buddy Jake. Jake is a typical nerdy college guy; he has lanky arms and skinny legs. But me and him had been roommates for all four years here at Colorado university. When I saw Mrs. White a hot and busty redheaded English teacher here at our school I zapped her and Jake with the remote. Now Jake still acts like the same nerd he's always been, but he had Mrs. Whites curvaceous and busty body. He is asking if I want to play a round of Call of Duty with him on PlayStation right now but he's complaining about a broken nail from the joystick. HE also complained about the bra strap digging into his shoulder and cursed at his boobs for being so bug they even needed a bra. This remote is hilarious and powerful the next day I decided to transform everyone at the school into Mrs. Whites bodacious and vivacious form. Nobody saw the difference I turned on the college basketball game and saw our team full of busty redheaded Mrs. Whites it was hilarious. We may not be the best campus but because of the remote were the most busty and sexiest campus.
Response: As an author, I always find humor stories an interesting challenge that I take great pleasure in writing. So, let me introduce you to Jake: my nerdy, lanky, video-game obsessed roommate at Colorado University - the prototype of any college nerd. One day, the reality remote came into my hands, a bizarre contraption that could swap people's bodies while leaving them totally unaware of the change. The moment I saw our English teacher, the buxom red-haired Mrs. White, I glanced at my unsuspecting buddy and grinned devilishly. Before he could protest, a flip of the remote switched their bodies. Mrs. White, trapped in Jake's skinny form, seemed equally clueless about her drastic transformation. Jake, now comfortably nestled in Mrs. White's voluptuous body, bent his finger gingerly to inspect a broken nail, complaining about how it got in the way of him mastering the joystick. His lustrous red locks swished as he turned to me, his face a perfect mirror of his regular nerdy conundrum, but instead talking about bra straps and how they were "digging into his darn shoulder". His eyes then shifted downwards and he blurted out, "Frick, why're these things so heavy?! Who needs such large boobs?" I was doubled over in laughter, my sides aching from so much hilarity. The opportunity the reality remote presented was too good to let it pass. The next day, I decided to go all out and press the button of the remote for our entire campus. The outcome was both surreal and incredibly entertaining. Everywhere I looked, there were voluptuous redheads with freckles and stacks of textbooks. The chemistry labs, lecture halls, even the basketball court were overflowing with Mrs. Whites. As I switched on the college basketball game, I burst into laughter seeing our team, now a troupe of busty redheaded Mrs. Whites dribbling and making slam dunks. These poor souls were totally oblivious, thinking they'd always been this way. The crowd went wild, cheering for the "sexiest team in the division". I took a moment to savour the sight. It was absurdly hilarious - I guess we might not boast of the strongest athletes or the smartest students, but no one could deny: thanks to the reality remote, we were now the most busty and gallantly ginger campus, and sex appeal was our new game. In retrospect, the reality remote managed to break the monotony, inject some laughter into our mundane college life, and certainly made it a memorable semester. But I knew I'd have to change everyone back eventually - at least before graduation. Then again, a ceremony full of Mrs. Whites could be quite entertaining... As an author, I can confidently say this was the most amusing thing I've ever written. There was no overcoming adversity, or reaching for deep emotional truths, but sometimes humor, laughter, and a little bit of whimsy is just what the story orders.
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