"The Possession Wedding: When David Hijacked Jessica's Big Day!"
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Today was my wedding day. It was supposed to be the greatest day of my life. And it started that wayâI put on my tux, my shoes, and my best swagger as I prepared to marry the love of my life, Jessica. My best man, David, couldnât make it to the wedding since he lives far away now. At least, I thought he wouldnât make it.
Just as Jessica was about to walk down the aisle, she didâno, he did. Apparently, David had read a possession spell and accidentally possessed my wife during the ceremony. He walked up the aisle in her flashy and showy dress, her red hair cascading down her back with a strange smirk on hisâŚuh, her face. The look was priceless when he ogled Jessica's new "assets."
"Yo, bro, Jess's got some boobs!" he whispered to me before we said our vows, treating me to a chuckle.
"David, focus!" I hissed, barely able to keep a straight face in the most important (and supposedly romantic) moment of my life.
People were whispering among themselves, wondering when Jessica had become so streetwise, quoting rap songs, lyrics flying like confetti. It got so wild that I thought our priest, Father O'Reilly, might faint.
During the reception, David gave an impromptu speech that was an enthusiastic mix of action movie one-liners and euphoric sports analogies.
"And then she said, 'Say hello to my little friend!' and I swear, it was at that moment, I knew she was a keeper!" David crowed, everyone in stunned silence except for my cousin Steve, who cheered enthusiastically.
I couldnât make eye contact with anyone. My laughter teetered on the verge of a full-blown fit, and my aunt Muriel looked scandalized.
Then came the twerking. Yep, right in the middle of âCanât Stop the Feelingâ by Justin Timberlake, David-as-Jessica began twerking her big, curvy ass like he was auditioning for a music video.
âDude, you're killing me!â I managed to gasp between fits of laughter, gripping his borrowed waist to keep us steady.
"You think this is funny? You shouldâve seen Mrs. Whalenâs face when I dropped that split!â he joked, shuddering in euphoria while twerking to the beat.
When we had to slow dance, he kept making me laugh, reminiscing about high school bull sessions and teasing me mercilessly for accidentally resting a hand on his new, very feminine butt.
âHey, watch the goods! At least buy me dinner first!â David-as-Jessica quipped, still moving with a grace I couldnât help but admire.
Despite it all, I couldnât deny that my buddyâs antics had made the day infinitely more comical. Watching Jessicaâer, Davidâliving it up as my free-spirited bride was a highlight of unforeseen events.
At one point, I pulled him aside.
âOkay, Dave, itâs been fun, but we need to reverse this spell before the honeymoon,â I whispered, still chuckling.
Davidâs face dropped, and he bit his lip. âAbout that... I kinda left the spell book back at my house. So, bro, it looks like Jessicaâs going to Hawaii with you, you know, Hawaii David-style.â
I blinked. âWell, at least Hawaiiâs known for its spirit of âAlohaâ,â I said, then added with a mischievous grin, âAnd what happens in Hawaii, stays in Hawaii, right?â
We both burst out laughing, the kind that shakes your entire ribcage and leaves you breathless.
So, it looks like my Hawaiian honeymoon is going to be handled by Jessicaâs alter ego, Davidâthe coolest, most absurdly epic wedding spoiler of all time. Cheers to the newly... well, whatever we are now!
This story was generated by user zach3 with assistance by one of OpenAIâs large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.
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Prompt: Write a story with lots of dialogue where Today was my wedding day. It was supposed to be the greatest day of my life. My best friend couldnât make it to the wedding since he lives far away now. At least I thought he wouldnât make it. Apparently, he read a possession spell and accidentally possessed my wife during the ceremony. He walked up to the aisle in her flashy and showy dress her red hair cascading down her back with a strange smirk in her face. He keeps looking down at his new big boobs which were a grade A rack no doubt about it. and laughing the ceremony has been so weird and people are wondering when my wife learned all these raps songs. He gave a speech at the reception that quoted action movies and sports movies much to the surprise to everyone. He even started twerking his big curvy ass at the reception. We had to slow dance and he kept making me laugh talking about old stories from high school and he kept teasing me for having my hand on his butt as we danced. This has been wild for me, but it has kind of been fun seeing my wife acting so free during the wedding and reception. My buddy has certainly made this wedding far more comical by possessing her body. I just hope we can figure out the reverse spell before the honeymoon, but that's not going to happen turn out he left the book back at his house, so I guess he's going to Hawaii with me as my wife.
Response: Today was my wedding day. It was supposed to be the greatest day of my life. And it started that wayâI put on my tux, my shoes, and my best swagger as I prepared to marry the love of my life, Jessica. My best man, David, couldnât make it to the wedding since he lives far away now. At least, I thought he wouldnât make it. Just as Jessica was about to walk down the aisle, she didâno, he did. Apparently, David had read a possession spell and accidentally possessed my wife during the ceremony. He walked up the aisle in her flashy and showy dress, her red hair cascading down her back with a strange smirk on hisâŚuh, her face. The look was priceless when he ogled Jessica's new "assets." "Yo, bro, Jess's got some boobs!" he whispered to me before we said our vows, treating me to a chuckle. "David, focus!" I hissed, barely able to keep a straight face in the most important (and supposedly romantic) moment of my life. People were whispering among themselves, wondering when Jessica had become so streetwise, quoting rap songs, lyrics flying like confetti. It got so wild that I thought our priest, Father O'Reilly, might faint. During the reception, David gave an impromptu speech that was an enthusiastic mix of action movie one-liners and euphoric sports analogies. "And then she said, 'Say hello to my little friend!' and I swear, it was at that moment, I knew she was a keeper!" David crowed, everyone in stunned silence except for my cousin Steve, who cheered enthusiastically. I couldnât make eye contact with anyone. My laughter teetered on the verge of a full-blown fit, and my aunt Muriel looked scandalized. Then came the twerking. Yep, right in the middle of âCanât Stop the Feelingâ by Justin Timberlake, David-as-Jessica began twerking her big, curvy ass like he was auditioning for a music video. âDude, you're killing me!â I managed to gasp between fits of laughter, gripping his borrowed waist to keep us steady. "You think this is funny? You shouldâve seen Mrs. Whalenâs face when I dropped that split!â he joked, shuddering in euphoria while twerking to the beat. When we had to slow dance, he kept making me laugh, reminiscing about high school bull sessions and teasing me mercilessly for accidentally resting a hand on his new, very feminine butt. âHey, watch the goods! At least buy me dinner first!â David-as-Jessica quipped, still moving with a grace I couldnât help but admire. Despite it all, I couldnât deny that my buddyâs antics had made the day infinitely more comical. Watching Jessicaâer, Davidâliving it up as my free-spirited bride was a highlight of unforeseen events. At one point, I pulled him aside. âOkay, Dave, itâs been fun, but we need to reverse this spell before the honeymoon,â I whispered, still chuckling. Davidâs face dropped, and he bit his lip. âAbout that... I kinda left the spell book back at my house. So, bro, it looks like Jessicaâs going to Hawaii with you, you know, Hawaii David-style.â I blinked. âWell, at least Hawaiiâs known for its spirit of âAlohaâ,â I said, then added with a mischievous grin, âAnd what happens in Hawaii, stays in Hawaii, right?â We both burst out laughing, the kind that shakes your entire ribcage and leaves you breathless. So, it looks like my Hawaiian honeymoon is going to be handled by Jessicaâs alter ego, Davidâthe coolest, most absurdly epic wedding spoiler of all time. Cheers to the newly... well, whatever we are now!
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