The Oddly Perfect Vacation
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Title: The Oddly Perfect Vacation
"Hey, Frank! Can you focus on the waves and stop staring at my ass?" Harry called out, a tone that mingled annoyance and humor. He turned around, displaying his, or should I say, his ex-wife's perfectly rounded and curvy figure. Harry's eyes were sparkling with mirth despite the absurdity of our situation.
I scratched the back of my neck, an awkward grin stretching across my face. "Well, I mean, Harry...you've noticed what you're showing off, right?" Harry looked down, eyes rimming with reluctant acknowledgment.
"Well, yes Frank. Could do with borrowing a body, you know, going through a divorce and losing quite literally everything."
There was something grotesquely amusing about the whole setup. Harry's body was stolen and replaced with Tania's – his ex-wife's – who coincidentally, was nothing short of breathtaking. A bizarre mishap of some experimental science project gone awry.
"I mean it was great when I was waking up next to her with that figure around — Not so much when I'm the one flaistring it." Harry said, suppressing a laugh. His grin quivered as he stuggled to contain the obvious humor. He looked down at his outfit, a ridiculously skimpy red, white, and blue bikini. "Should've chosen more wisely, eh?"
"I suppose so," I responded, my hi-larious attitude gradually warming up to him. I found myself chuckling as the day wore on. I mean, we were on a guy's trip, but who said the ‘guy’ couldn't have curves?!
This trip was unlike any other we had; it was arguably the most chaotic, and Harry wearing the most scandalous bathing suit didn't help. But the laughs we shared, the absurdity we observed, somehow eased Harry's pain of the divorce. He came to peace with the body swap, even started to make fun of the situation himself.
Each ridiculous comment, each rib poke on his – or Tania's - busty figure, kindled a heartwarming happiness that blanketed his agony. It was strange, yet incredible to witness Harry's resilience. And regardless of how unorthodox it might have been – Isn't that what a friend trip should entail?
Far from the coast, with the sun dipping into the horizon and casting an orange glow on the waters, this guy's trip turned out to be the perfect medicine Harry needed. He was laughing genuinely, embracing the body he'd been stuck with and showing off, making the best of a bad situation.
"Alright, enough staring, Frank!" Harry laughed again, shielding his ex-wife's physique from my view. "Your turn to wear the bikini!"
That guys trip, as bizarre as it might've been, was loaded with shared laughter and an acceptance of the weird circumstances we'd found ourselves in. For both Harry and me, it was indeed the most odd trip - but easily also the most fun too.
This story was generated by user zach3 with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.
Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL·E 2, or uploaded by the user.
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Prompt: Write a story with lots of dialogue where After my friend has gone through divorce I knew he would need a regular guys vacation. But when I found out that his ex wife had Also stolen his body I was in shock. We went out to the coast to have some fun on his boat but he’s annoyed I keep looking at his…or his ex wife’s sexy ass. How can he blame me though his wife has curves for days she's busty and curvy and just perfect and he was wearing a red white and blue bikini to really show it off. After awhile he begam to joke around about his new predicament this guys trip was defiantly the most odd, but also was the most fun too.
Response: Title: The Oddly Perfect Vacation "Hey, Frank! Can you focus on the waves and stop staring at my ass?" Harry called out, a tone that mingled annoyance and humor. He turned around, displaying his, or should I say, his ex-wife's perfectly rounded and curvy figure. Harry's eyes were sparkling with mirth despite the absurdity of our situation. I scratched the back of my neck, an awkward grin stretching across my face. "Well, I mean, Harry...you've noticed what you're showing off, right?" Harry looked down, eyes rimming with reluctant acknowledgment. "Well, yes Frank. Could do with borrowing a body, you know, going through a divorce and losing quite literally everything." There was something grotesquely amusing about the whole setup. Harry's body was stolen and replaced with Tania's – his ex-wife's – who coincidentally, was nothing short of breathtaking. A bizarre mishap of some experimental science project gone awry. "I mean it was great when I was waking up next to her with that figure around — Not so much when I'm the one flaistring it." Harry said, suppressing a laugh. His grin quivered as he stuggled to contain the obvious humor. He looked down at his outfit, a ridiculously skimpy red, white, and blue bikini. "Should've chosen more wisely, eh?" "I suppose so," I responded, my hi-larious attitude gradually warming up to him. I found myself chuckling as the day wore on. I mean, we were on a guy's trip, but who said the ‘guy’ couldn't have curves?! This trip was unlike any other we had; it was arguably the most chaotic, and Harry wearing the most scandalous bathing suit didn't help. But the laughs we shared, the absurdity we observed, somehow eased Harry's pain of the divorce. He came to peace with the body swap, even started to make fun of the situation himself. Each ridiculous comment, each rib poke on his – or Tania's - busty figure, kindled a heartwarming happiness that blanketed his agony. It was strange, yet incredible to witness Harry's resilience. And regardless of how unorthodox it might have been – Isn't that what a friend trip should entail? Far from the coast, with the sun dipping into the horizon and casting an orange glow on the waters, this guy's trip turned out to be the perfect medicine Harry needed. He was laughing genuinely, embracing the body he'd been stuck with and showing off, making the best of a bad situation. "Alright, enough staring, Frank!" Harry laughed again, shielding his ex-wife's physique from my view. "Your turn to wear the bikini!" That guys trip, as bizarre as it might've been, was loaded with shared laughter and an acceptance of the weird circumstances we'd found ourselves in. For both Harry and me, it was indeed the most odd trip - but easily also the most fun too.
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