"The Misadventures of a Wandering Bard"

Prompt: Write me a story in as many sentences as needed in a formatted and numbered 300 sentences list in a formatted list of 1 to 300 about a 6 year old boy going to a nearby salon by himself and getting his own haircut for the first time with permission from his mom and include the boy's name, age, birthday, birth year, height, weight, hair color and style and eye color and race being white. Include his mom's name, age, birthday, birth year, height, weight, hair color and style and eye color. Include his dad's name whose no longer in his life, age, birthday, birth year. Include his aunt's name, age, birthday, birth year, height, weight, hair color and style and eye color. Include his uncle's name whose no longer in his life, age, birthday, birth year. Include his grandma's name, age, birthday, birth year, height, weight, hair color and style and eye color. Include his grandpa's name whose no longer alive, age, birthday, birth year. Have him enter the salon wearing his t shirt and jeans and light up shoes. Have there be one woman working and include the woman's name, what country she was from being South Korea, age being older than everyone in his family including his grandpa by over 5 years, birthday, birth year being older than his grandpa by over 5 years, height being very short, weight, hair color and style being short in a pixie or bob cut and eye color. Have her be wearing a blouse and shorts and platform sandals and include a very detailed description of the blouse and a very detailed description of the shorts and a very detailed description of the platform sandals and their color and their height off the ground and what they looked like. Have the woman's nails be painted and include the color matching on her fingernails and toenails. Have her be wearing 7 pieces of jewelry including a wedding ring in a formatted list of 1 to 7 being specific. Have her smile and welcome the boy in and tell him to have a seat in any of the chairs and she'll be right back to grab something for his haircut and have it be in quoted text in very broken English spelling words wrong. Have the boy watch her leave the room kicking her platform sandals off her feet and have the boy kick off his shoes and socks walking over to the platform sandals. Have innocent curiosity get the best of him and have him slip into the platform sandals. Have him goofily stomp around in the platform sandals. Have his feet suddenly crack and age gaining nail polish in a formatted list of 1 to 5 being very detailed. Have him get confused and worried trying to remove the platform sandals unable to. Have the woman's jewelry all form on the counter nearby as the boy's shoes and socks disappeared. Have him try to remove the platform sandals as his legs feminized and matured as a pair of panties and short shorts matching the woman's formed on him in a formatted list of 1 to 5. Have his body and torso feminize and age as a bra and small jacket and blouse matching the woman's from earlier formed on him in a formatted list of 1 to 5. Have his arms and hands feminize and age in a formatted list of 1 to 5 as nail polish matching that on his toes formed. Have his head and hair and face feminize and age in a formatted list of 1 to 15 with his eyes becoming almond shaped. Have his voice and accent shift and change and mature as he said he was gonna miss mommy and auntie and grandma and how he didn't wanna be older than grandma and have it be in quoted text in very broken English spelling words wrong. Have him walk over to a nearby mirror looking in the mirror at his new reflection. Have him look down at his hands with the painted nails and have him look at his hair bummed it was so girly and short and missing his own hair before looking down at the platform sandals on his feet. Have him say i wanna go home and have it be in quoted text in very broken English spelling words wrong. Have his memories shift and mature and change until he only remembered being a woman. Have her jerk her head and smile and say home i no at home i at work no ____ you dummy i __ year old why i freak out at shoe tower on feet they my shoe i put on i have pair for over 3__ year and have it be in quoted text filling in the blank lines. Have her walk over to her 7 pieces of jewelry putting them all on herself in a formatted list of 1 to 7 being very detailed with step by step processes of her putting it all on. Have her spot her former identity's name in the notebook no longer recognizing it but realizing the boy was 6 years old. Have her stand up again looking for where the boy went and have her yell for him and have it be in quoted text in very broken English spelling words wrong referring to him as young man. Have a strange realization come to her mind that the boy never existed and somehow she had imagined him. Have her suddenly look down at her platform sandals feeling the goofy urge to stomp in them and have her say something while stomping in them and have it be in quoted text in very broken English spelling words wrong. Have her calm down walking over to the mirror looking at her reflection smiling but also having trouble looking at her reflection. Have her admire how good she looked for her age due to her Asian genes while also still feeling old and have her also get a little bummed at how short she ended up growing mentioning her height in a goofy way and have it be in quoted text in very broken English spelling words wrong. Have her husband have passed away a while ago. Have a young woman come in for a haircut and include the woman's name and age. Have the Korean woman welcome her and have it be in quoted text in very broken English spelling words wrong calling her young lady. Have the woman shyly ask for highlights and a new style. Have the Vietnamese woman set her down in a chair putting a quilt over her and have her grab some tools. Have the woman be shy as she looked at the salon stylist's nails and wedding ring and platform sandals commenting on all of them and have it be in quoted text. Have the Korean woman reply to all 3 comments and have it be in quoted text in very broken English spelling words wrong. Have the woman mention her name and her age to the stylist and have it be in quoted text. Have the stylist get shocked at how young the woman was commenting on it and have it be in quoted text in very broken English spelling words wrong. Have the woman shyly ask how old the stylist is and have it be in quoted text. Have the stylist chuckle and say how old she is and have it be in quoted text in very broken English spelling words wrong. Have her live alone in an apartment. Have her pick up her purse she had brought with her throwing it over her shoulder and have her lock up the salon for the night. Have her start walking home as it was pitch black out. Have her be very nervous due to her height and her age as she walked attempting to quiet her steps in the platform sandals unable to stomp them from thumping loud. Have her look down at the wedding ring on her finger and have her look at all her visible jewelry afraid someone might try to take it from here knowing she couldn't fight back. Have her get to her apartment and have her set her purse down and have her take her small jacket off hanging it up and have her sit down on her couch still wearing her platform sandals crossing her legs. Have her say something to herself to calm herself down and have it be in quoted text in very broken English spelling words wrong referring to herself by her first name. Have her grab a couple photo albums going through them looking at pictures of herself from when she was younger and when her husband was alive and when her daughters were first born feeling sentimental as she remembered every moment in these albums. Have her even come across a photo of her when she was younger wearing the same platform sandals earlier in her marriage with her husband and have her look down laughing. Continue the story from here.