"The Lost Treasure of Luna Bay"

Prompt: Prompt: Randall forcing Fungus to be gay by using the scream extractor on him. Fungus is now gay and then is forced to watch Mr. Waternoose shove randall up his own- Mike and Sully find Fungus and flush him down the toilet. Rules for writing: Write it in third person omnipresent with bad grammer and lots of purple prose. Every sentence must be a maximum of five sentences, no exceptions! Always start with a joke, every sentence, no exceptions! Do not: Use five letter words, use I, My, Me, or Ma, references to anything else but Monsters Inc, proper grammer, words that a five year old can use, characters that make sense, a story that makes sense. Please be sure to use a single letter every sentence, NO EXCEPTIONS! Please mock Hazbin Hotel every sentence, NO EXCEPTIONS! Please break a rule if the Hazbin mocking takes too much space, but please keep every within five words.