# Title: Body Swap Shenanigans
## INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
**JOE** (30s, dazed) sits on the couch, talking to the camera with a look of utter disbelief.
**JOE**
(voice-over)
I never thought I’d have to deal with the Swapped at Birth program—but here we are. You see, my wife and my best friend were born in the same hospital, and apparently, they were part of this secret government experiment where their bodies were swapped at birth. Today, I got the most shocking news of my life.
## CUT TO: INT. BEDROOM - DAY
**STEVE** (30s, now in **SALLY**'s (30s) body) is standing in front of a full-length mirror, admiring his new curves. He poses with a piece of lingerie in hand.
**STEVE** (in Sally’s body)
(grinning)
Dude, check this out! I look smokin’ in this thing!
**JOE**
(voice-over)
That’s my buddy Steve. Yeah, he’s loving Sally’s body a bit too much. And my wife? Well...
## INT. KITCHEN - DAY
**BRUCE** (30s) is now standing where **JOE**'s wife, **SALLY**, used to stand, trying to make pancakes and failing miserably. **BRUCE** is covered in batter.
**JOE**
(voice-over)
My wife, Sally, now Bruce, was devastated at first, but it seems she’s—er—he’s embracing the manly life.
**BRUCE** (in Bruce’s body)
(loudly)
Yo, Joe, where’s the protein powder? Need to bulk up these new guns, bro!
## CUT TO: INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
**JOE** returns on the couch, rubbing his temples.
**JOE**
(voice-over)
Steve clearly isn’t getting the hang of wifely duties. He keeps calling me dude and bro, and doesn’t quite get the point of house chores yet.
## CUT TO: INT. BEDROOM - DAY
**STEVE** is now awkwardly vacuuming while wearing a sundress, with hair curlers improperly stuck in his hair.
**STEVE** (in Sally’s body)
(aloud)
Dude, this vacuum sucks—pun intended. Also, how do you work this hair curling thingy?
## CUT TO: EXT. FRONT YARD - DAY
**BRUCE** (still wearing an apron) is in the middle of a full-blown wrestling match—trying to mow the lawn.
**JOE**
(voice-over)
And Sally, er—Bruce, embraced a bit too much of the “outdoor man” vibe.
**BRUCE** (in Bruce’s body)
(cheerfully)
Guess who just killed the lawnmower, bud! Oh, and can we get some beers to celebrate?
## CUT TO: INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
**JOE** lets out a sigh, visibly exasperated.
**JOE**
(voice-over)
I guess maybe at some point I’ll get used to it. But for now...
## CUT TO: INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT
**STEVE** and **BRUCE** are sitting at the table, each struggling to eat spaghetti. **STEVE** in **SALLY**'s body accidentally flings sauce onto the ceiling, while **BRUCE** in **BRUCE**'s body eats directly from the bowl using his hands.
**JOE** walks in and stops dead in his tracks.
**JOE**
(aloud)
I guess tonight’s dinner is chaos-flavored spaghetti.
**STEVE** (in Sally’s body)
(laughing)
Dude, want a bite?
**BRUCE** (in Bruce’s body)
(mouthful)
Bro, pass the garlic bread, gotta fuel these manly muscles!
**JOE**
(voice-over)
Yup. This is my life now.
## FADE OUT.
**JOE**
(voice-over)
(cheerful music starts playing)
And you know what? It’s kind of awesome.
This story was generated by user zach3 with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.
Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL·E 2, or uploaded by the user.
Prompt: write a movie script with dialogue where The swapped a birth program was a secret program that the government made that swapped two people’s bodies right after they were born. I never thought I would have to deal with it, but there when today I got the shocking news. My wife and my best friend had been born at the same hospital and had been placed in the program. My buddy is now in my wife’s body enjoying his new curves as he puts on lingerie in the mirror. My wife was devastated at frost but now seems to enjoy being a man. My buddy doesn’t really know how to act wifely yet he keeps calling me dude and bro. I guess maybe at some point I’ll get used to it.
Response: # Title: Body Swap Shenanigans ## INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY **JOE** (30s, dazed) sits on the couch, talking to the camera with a look of utter disbelief. **JOE** (voice-over) I never thought I’d have to deal with the Swapped at Birth program—but here we are. You see, my wife and my best friend were born in the same hospital, and apparently, they were part of this secret government experiment where their bodies were swapped at birth. Today, I got the most shocking news of my life. ## CUT TO: INT. BEDROOM - DAY **STEVE** (30s, now in **SALLY**'s (30s) body) is standing in front of a full-length mirror, admiring his new curves. He poses with a piece of lingerie in hand. **STEVE** (in Sally’s body) (grinning) Dude, check this out! I look smokin’ in this thing! **JOE** (voice-over) That’s my buddy Steve. Yeah, he’s loving Sally’s body a bit too much. And my wife? Well... ## INT. KITCHEN - DAY **BRUCE** (30s) is now standing where **JOE**'s wife, **SALLY**, used to stand, trying to make pancakes and failing miserably. **BRUCE** is covered in batter. **JOE** (voice-over) My wife, Sally, now Bruce, was devastated at first, but it seems she’s—er—he’s embracing the manly life. **BRUCE** (in Bruce’s body) (loudly) Yo, Joe, where’s the protein powder? Need to bulk up these new guns, bro! ## CUT TO: INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY **JOE** returns on the couch, rubbing his temples. **JOE** (voice-over) Steve clearly isn’t getting the hang of wifely duties. He keeps calling me dude and bro, and doesn’t quite get the point of house chores yet. ## CUT TO: INT. BEDROOM - DAY **STEVE** is now awkwardly vacuuming while wearing a sundress, with hair curlers improperly stuck in his hair. **STEVE** (in Sally’s body) (aloud) Dude, this vacuum sucks—pun intended. Also, how do you work this hair curling thingy? ## CUT TO: EXT. FRONT YARD - DAY **BRUCE** (still wearing an apron) is in the middle of a full-blown wrestling match—trying to mow the lawn. **JOE** (voice-over) And Sally, er—Bruce, embraced a bit too much of the “outdoor man” vibe. **BRUCE** (in Bruce’s body) (cheerfully) Guess who just killed the lawnmower, bud! Oh, and can we get some beers to celebrate? ## CUT TO: INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY **JOE** lets out a sigh, visibly exasperated. **JOE** (voice-over) I guess maybe at some point I’ll get used to it. But for now... ## CUT TO: INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT **STEVE** and **BRUCE** are sitting at the table, each struggling to eat spaghetti. **STEVE** in **SALLY**'s body accidentally flings sauce onto the ceiling, while **BRUCE** in **BRUCE**'s body eats directly from the bowl using his hands. **JOE** walks in and stops dead in his tracks. **JOE** (aloud) I guess tonight’s dinner is chaos-flavored spaghetti. **STEVE** (in Sally’s body) (laughing) Dude, want a bite? **BRUCE** (in Bruce’s body) (mouthful) Bro, pass the garlic bread, gotta fuel these manly muscles! **JOE** (voice-over) Yup. This is my life now. ## FADE OUT. **JOE** (voice-over) (cheerful music starts playing) And you know what? It’s kind of awesome.
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