"The Family Switcheroo: Dad's White Shirt, Mom's Pink Bra"
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Dad’s White Shirt, Mom’s Pink Bra
"Go long, Tommy!" Dad’s voice, though oddly pitched higher than usual, still carried that familiar gruffness.
I sprinted across the lawn, snagging the football out of the air just before it could bounce off the pine tree. Sure, it felt great to spend so much time playing catch with Dad, but let's not forget he was still in Mom's body. He stood there, panting, wearing his favorite white Michigan State shirt that clung awkwardly to Mom’s curvy figure and a pair of shorts that barely fit around her wide hips.
"Nice catch, Tommy!" Dad exclaimed, brushing a lock of Mom's hair out of his eyes.
I wiped the sweat off my forehead, trying to erase the image of Dad's ill-fitting clothing. Not to mention the clearly visible pink bra straps peeking through the shirt. "Thanks, Dad. You want to take a break or something?"
"Nah, I'm good. Come on, who taught you how to throw like that? Your Mom?" He chuckled, then paused, flicking a curious glance down his shirt.
I swallowed nervously. "Um, Dad, could you maybe—"
"What?" he asked, tilting his head, which was Mom's head but somehow still very Dad-like.
"—stop looking down Mom's shirt?"
"Oh, right, sorry, sport." He flushed, adjusting the neckline for the millionth time today. "Just, uh, getting used to this, you know?"
"I'd hope so. It's been two weeks." I sighed, staring at the sky. Just two more days until the cosmic switch was supposed to revert, as per Aunt Madeline's psychic reading. Or so we hoped.
From behind the screen door, Mom—well, Mom in Dad’s body—popped out with a tray of lemonade. "Who wants some refreshing lemonade?" she sang in a scarily accurate rendition of those retro 50's housewives.
"I do, I do!" Dad's enthusiasm over lemonade was undermined by his clumsy tugging at the tight shorts as he ran towards us.
"Here you go, darling," Mom winked at her own body. So awkward.
Dad took a gulp and sighed. "Oh man, that's good. Tommy, someday, when you find a gal who can cook and clean like your mom here, never let her go." He stopped, then added thoughtfully, "Or, uh, when you can do all that stuff yourself, I guess, since we’re all being more enlightened these days."
Mom chuckled. "Well darling, your laundry still needs folding, and the dishes aren’t going to wash themselves."
Dad rolled those new hazel eyes. "Yeah, yeah. Honestly, Janine, I don’t know how you do it all. It's...a lot."
"Welcome to my world, champ."
I made a face. "Can we all just pretend this isn't happening and focus on the game?"
"He’s got a point," Mom agreed, though she still reached for another sip of lemonade.
Dad tossed the football into the air. "Fair enough, Tommy. Break's over. Let’s hustle!"
For the next several hours, we played and laughed, and Dad occasionally tried to adjust the bra straps still digging into his shoulders. Somehow, despite everything, it almost felt…normal. It was strange how much seemed right when we were just enjoying time together, even if Dad was in Mom's body and couldn't keep his shirt straight.
Later, Dad yawned and stretched as the sun dipped below the horizon. "Okay, buddy, that's enough for today. I need to figure out how to cook dinner without burning the house down."
I groaned. "Oh boy, here we go."
“Speaks the boy who survived Dad’s 'special' spaghetti surprise last week!” Mom’s laughter echoed as she ushered us inside.
We all knew the next two days were going to be weird, challenging, and probably filled with dad-in-a-pink-bra kind of moments. But at the end of it all, we’re family in every oddball form we take. And hey, this definitely beats a boring summer vacation.
This story was generated by user zach3 with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.
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Prompt: Write a story with dialogue where My dad and mom swapped bodies. She told him he doesn't understand all the work she does around the house. Now he always hangs out with me, but he still wears his own clothes. He still wears his white Michigan State Shirt and tight shorts that don't fit against moms large bust or her wide curvy hips. Dad has been struggling to live in moms' body while mom has adjusted pretty well to being him. I think its awkward but sometimes I catch died peeking down his shirt at his new large rack. Mom forced him to wear a bra but with all the tight clothes he wears I can see the outline and the straps of his pink bra. God this is weird for me.
Response: Dad’s White Shirt, Mom’s Pink Bra "Go long, Tommy!" Dad’s voice, though oddly pitched higher than usual, still carried that familiar gruffness. I sprinted across the lawn, snagging the football out of the air just before it could bounce off the pine tree. Sure, it felt great to spend so much time playing catch with Dad, but let's not forget he was still in Mom's body. He stood there, panting, wearing his favorite white Michigan State shirt that clung awkwardly to Mom’s curvy figure and a pair of shorts that barely fit around her wide hips. "Nice catch, Tommy!" Dad exclaimed, brushing a lock of Mom's hair out of his eyes. I wiped the sweat off my forehead, trying to erase the image of Dad's ill-fitting clothing. Not to mention the clearly visible pink bra straps peeking through the shirt. "Thanks, Dad. You want to take a break or something?" "Nah, I'm good. Come on, who taught you how to throw like that? Your Mom?" He chuckled, then paused, flicking a curious glance down his shirt. I swallowed nervously. "Um, Dad, could you maybe—" "What?" he asked, tilting his head, which was Mom's head but somehow still very Dad-like. "—stop looking down Mom's shirt?" "Oh, right, sorry, sport." He flushed, adjusting the neckline for the millionth time today. "Just, uh, getting used to this, you know?" "I'd hope so. It's been two weeks." I sighed, staring at the sky. Just two more days until the cosmic switch was supposed to revert, as per Aunt Madeline's psychic reading. Or so we hoped. From behind the screen door, Mom—well, Mom in Dad’s body—popped out with a tray of lemonade. "Who wants some refreshing lemonade?" she sang in a scarily accurate rendition of those retro 50's housewives. "I do, I do!" Dad's enthusiasm over lemonade was undermined by his clumsy tugging at the tight shorts as he ran towards us. "Here you go, darling," Mom winked at her own body. So awkward. Dad took a gulp and sighed. "Oh man, that's good. Tommy, someday, when you find a gal who can cook and clean like your mom here, never let her go." He stopped, then added thoughtfully, "Or, uh, when you can do all that stuff yourself, I guess, since we’re all being more enlightened these days." Mom chuckled. "Well darling, your laundry still needs folding, and the dishes aren’t going to wash themselves." Dad rolled those new hazel eyes. "Yeah, yeah. Honestly, Janine, I don’t know how you do it all. It's...a lot." "Welcome to my world, champ." I made a face. "Can we all just pretend this isn't happening and focus on the game?" "He’s got a point," Mom agreed, though she still reached for another sip of lemonade. Dad tossed the football into the air. "Fair enough, Tommy. Break's over. Let’s hustle!" For the next several hours, we played and laughed, and Dad occasionally tried to adjust the bra straps still digging into his shoulders. Somehow, despite everything, it almost felt…normal. It was strange how much seemed right when we were just enjoying time together, even if Dad was in Mom's body and couldn't keep his shirt straight. Later, Dad yawned and stretched as the sun dipped below the horizon. "Okay, buddy, that's enough for today. I need to figure out how to cook dinner without burning the house down." I groaned. "Oh boy, here we go." “Speaks the boy who survived Dad’s 'special' spaghetti surprise last week!” Mom’s laughter echoed as she ushered us inside. We all knew the next two days were going to be weird, challenging, and probably filled with dad-in-a-pink-bra kind of moments. But at the end of it all, we’re family in every oddball form we take. And hey, this definitely beats a boring summer vacation.
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