"The Butt of the Joke"
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Title: "The Butt of the Joke"
Characters:
1. **Mike** - The unfortunate friend-turned-superhero with some... unexpected curves.
2. **Dave** - Mike's best friend who can't keep his mouth shut.
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*Scene opens in a cozy apartment living room. Dave is sprawled on the sofa, scrolling through his phone, snickering. Mike, or how he's known in his superhero alter ego, "Spider-Gal," stands in front of the mirror, adjusting his skin-tight spider suit.*
**Mike**: (grimacing) I swear, if I ever find that radioactive spider, I'm going to squish it with my newly acquired stiletto.
**Dave**: (laughing) Oh come on, you have to admit, you make one hot spider-lady. (waves his phone) The internet sure thinks so!
**Mike**: (glaring) Don't even start.
**Dave**: (moving to show Mike the screen) Have you seen these comments? “Damn, I’d let her sit on my face…”
**Mike**: (covering his face with a hand) Oh God, stop. Just stop.
**Dave**: (still laughing) Or this one: “Spider-Gal with the dump truck booty!” I mean, who even comes up with this stuff?
**Mike**: (frustrated) Can we focus on the fact that I have ACTUAL SUPERPOWERS, Dave? I can climb walls, shoot webs, and I saved the mayor last week! But noooo, all anyone can talk about is… my “cakealicious” ass cheeks.
**Dave**: (choking on laughter) I mean, they do make quite the impression.
**Mike**: (eyes narrowing) You know, if you weren’t my best friend, you'd be webbed to the ceiling right now.
**Dave**: (smirking) Worth it. Totally worth it. (imitates a headline) "Hero's Derriere Deserves a Standing Ovation."
**Mike**: (sighing) I just wish there was a way to reverse this... gender swap thing. Being ogled isn't exactly what I had in mind when becoming a superhero.
**Dave**: (more serious tone) Hey, I get it, buddy. It’s a big adjustment. But look at the bright side—your powers are incredible, and you’re making a difference. Plus, you can rock that suit better than anyone, male or female.
**Mike**: (grudgingly) I guess... there's that. But the boobs are a nightmare. Seriously, do you have any idea how heavy these things are?
**Dave**: (grinning) I might not, but I bet Spider-Gal fans worldwide are deeply appreciative of your… burden.
**Mike**: (throwing a pillow at Dave) I really hate you sometimes.
**Dave**: (dodging the pillow) Love you too, buddy. Love you too.
(Mike reluctantly smiles, shakes his head, and takes one last look in the mirror.)
**Mike**: (mocking) "Cakealicious." I swear these people have no shame.
**Dave**: (pats Mike on the back) Welcome to the internet, my friend. Now, come on, we’ve got crime to fight—one fabulous booty at a time.
(They both laugh as they head towards the door, ready to tackle the day's adventures.)
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And so, despite the occasional… *ahem* perk or unforeseen drawback, Mike continues to embrace his newfound powers and womanly curves, taking the superhero world by storm—one bounce at a time.
This story was generated by user zach3 with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.
Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL·E 2, or uploaded by the user.
AI Prompts
Prompt: Write a story with dialogue where My friend got bit by a radioactive spider. It gave him super powers but there was an unexpected side effect. Since the spider was a female spider it changed that part of his chromosomes and DNA as well making him a sexy redheaded woman with a huge sexy rear end and large bouncing boobs. He likes having powers but he doesn’t like being a chick. I guess its part of the sacrifice when you become a superhero. And I must say the suit really accentuates his figure it makes his ass look great. There has been some online comments talking about his new great ass in that suit, one headline said damn id let her sit on my face, another called him the spider with the dump truck booty and another said they want a piece of that cake referring to his cakealicious ass cheeks Don't tell his I said that he'll kick my ass.
Response: Title: "The Butt of the Joke" Characters: 1. **Mike** - The unfortunate friend-turned-superhero with some... unexpected curves. 2. **Dave** - Mike's best friend who can't keep his mouth shut. --- *Scene opens in a cozy apartment living room. Dave is sprawled on the sofa, scrolling through his phone, snickering. Mike, or how he's known in his superhero alter ego, "Spider-Gal," stands in front of the mirror, adjusting his skin-tight spider suit.* **Mike**: (grimacing) I swear, if I ever find that radioactive spider, I'm going to squish it with my newly acquired stiletto. **Dave**: (laughing) Oh come on, you have to admit, you make one hot spider-lady. (waves his phone) The internet sure thinks so! **Mike**: (glaring) Don't even start. **Dave**: (moving to show Mike the screen) Have you seen these comments? “Damn, I’d let her sit on my face…” **Mike**: (covering his face with a hand) Oh God, stop. Just stop. **Dave**: (still laughing) Or this one: “Spider-Gal with the dump truck booty!” I mean, who even comes up with this stuff? **Mike**: (frustrated) Can we focus on the fact that I have ACTUAL SUPERPOWERS, Dave? I can climb walls, shoot webs, and I saved the mayor last week! But noooo, all anyone can talk about is… my “cakealicious” ass cheeks. **Dave**: (choking on laughter) I mean, they do make quite the impression. **Mike**: (eyes narrowing) You know, if you weren’t my best friend, you'd be webbed to the ceiling right now. **Dave**: (smirking) Worth it. Totally worth it. (imitates a headline) "Hero's Derriere Deserves a Standing Ovation." **Mike**: (sighing) I just wish there was a way to reverse this... gender swap thing. Being ogled isn't exactly what I had in mind when becoming a superhero. **Dave**: (more serious tone) Hey, I get it, buddy. It’s a big adjustment. But look at the bright side—your powers are incredible, and you’re making a difference. Plus, you can rock that suit better than anyone, male or female. **Mike**: (grudgingly) I guess... there's that. But the boobs are a nightmare. Seriously, do you have any idea how heavy these things are? **Dave**: (grinning) I might not, but I bet Spider-Gal fans worldwide are deeply appreciative of your… burden. **Mike**: (throwing a pillow at Dave) I really hate you sometimes. **Dave**: (dodging the pillow) Love you too, buddy. Love you too. (Mike reluctantly smiles, shakes his head, and takes one last look in the mirror.) **Mike**: (mocking) "Cakealicious." I swear these people have no shame. **Dave**: (pats Mike on the back) Welcome to the internet, my friend. Now, come on, we’ve got crime to fight—one fabulous booty at a time. (They both laugh as they head towards the door, ready to tackle the day's adventures.) --- And so, despite the occasional… *ahem* perk or unforeseen drawback, Mike continues to embrace his newfound powers and womanly curves, taking the superhero world by storm—one bounce at a time.
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