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A humorous story about a body-swap vacation with friends, featuring a man in his friend's ex-wife's body embracing the unexpected hilarity and fun of the situation.
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Title: The Body-Swap Vacation

I had always been game for crazy adventures with my friend Mike, but this particular escapade topped all previous outings, and well, it was in a league of its own.

The initial shock still clung to me, as we drove up to the coast. Mike, best friend for eleven years and recent divorcee from the sizzling, curvy Sandra, now seemed to have adopted her very form. A stunning, busty silhouette with curves that commanded attention, particularly clad in that patriotic red, white, and blue bikini.

“Would you stop ogling already! It's creepy, dude!” Mike's voice broke through my trance. I turned my head, a bit too fast, blushed a bit too red.

"No can do, dude. You remember Sandra, right? This is like every single man’s dream come true,” I said while attempting to resume my beach-bum nonchalance.

Minutes later, we arrived at the harbor and briskly made our way to his boat. Thankfully, Mike still possessed his sailing skills along with his new physical attributes. His diva-like behavior, however, was a new addition. He was clearly enjoying the attention, a far cry from the melancholic hangdog expression he'd adopted post-divorce.

A few beers in and we were both a bit misty-eyed. The sun hung low in the horizon and some deep-sea lullaby played on the radio. Mike, emboldened by his beer, was turning this into a one-man...or one-woman party.

"Hey! Watch this!" he exclaimed gleefully. In a daring move, he climbed onto the railing and flashed a nearby boat. I shook my head, fighting off my lingering shock. The can of beer he held in his hand soon found its way under his shirt...well, tucked just above the bikini.

His silliness continued when he tried to balance a beer can on his backside, letting out a triumphant cheer as he managed to flip it away with a saucy twerk. It was like watching Sandra on steroids, with a lot more beers and a lot more laughter. It was surreal and a bit disturbing, but I couldn’t deny the hilarity of the situation.

“Hey, Simon! Catch this!” Mike yelled, shooting a beer can out from between his breasts with surprising precision. I caught it, laughing so hard that tears ran down my face.

This was certainly not what I had planned when I thought of a ‘guys’ trip'. Still, I couldn't remember the last time we had this much fun. Maybe Mike’s body-swap wasn't such a disaster after all. It just made our friendship...uniquely peculiar.

This story was generated by user zach3 with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.

Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL¡E 2, or uploaded by the user.

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Prompt: Write a story with lots of dialogue where After my friend has gone through divorce I knew he would need a regular guys vacation. But when I found out that his ex wife had Also stolen his body I was in shock. We went out to the coast to have some fun on his boat but he’s annoyed I keep looking at his…or his ex wife’s sexy ass. How can he blame me though his wife has curves for days she's busty and curvy and just perfect and he was wearing a red white and blue bikini to really show it off. After awhile he begam to joke around about his new predicament this guys trip was defiantly the most odd, but also was the most fun too. While we were drinking he got a bit to tipsy unused to his new forms alcohol tolerance which led him to do wild things like flash another boat or try to see if he balance a beer can on his ass and then flip it with a twerk, he also found out he could store beer cans in between his breasts which was his new fun party trick.

Response: Title: The Body-Swap Vacation I had always been game for crazy adventures with my friend Mike, but this particular escapade topped all previous outings, and well, it was in a league of its own. The initial shock still clung to me, as we drove up to the coast. Mike, best friend for eleven years and recent divorcee from the sizzling, curvy Sandra, now seemed to have adopted her very form. A stunning, busty silhouette with curves that commanded attention, particularly clad in that patriotic red, white, and blue bikini. “Would you stop ogling already! It's creepy, dude!” Mike's voice broke through my trance. I turned my head, a bit too fast, blushed a bit too red. "No can do, dude. You remember Sandra, right? This is like every single man’s dream come true,” I said while attempting to resume my beach-bum nonchalance. Minutes later, we arrived at the harbor and briskly made our way to his boat. Thankfully, Mike still possessed his sailing skills along with his new physical attributes. His diva-like behavior, however, was a new addition. He was clearly enjoying the attention, a far cry from the melancholic hangdog expression he'd adopted post-divorce. A few beers in and we were both a bit misty-eyed. The sun hung low in the horizon and some deep-sea lullaby played on the radio. Mike, emboldened by his beer, was turning this into a one-man...or one-woman party. "Hey! Watch this!" he exclaimed gleefully. In a daring move, he climbed onto the railing and flashed a nearby boat. I shook my head, fighting off my lingering shock. The can of beer he held in his hand soon found its way under his shirt...well, tucked just above the bikini. His silliness continued when he tried to balance a beer can on his backside, letting out a triumphant cheer as he managed to flip it away with a saucy twerk. It was like watching Sandra on steroids, with a lot more beers and a lot more laughter. It was surreal and a bit disturbing, but I couldn’t deny the hilarity of the situation. “Hey, Simon! Catch this!” Mike yelled, shooting a beer can out from between his breasts with surprising precision. I caught it, laughing so hard that tears ran down my face. This was certainly not what I had planned when I thought of a ‘guys’ trip'. Still, I couldn't remember the last time we had this much fun. Maybe Mike’s body-swap wasn't such a disaster after all. It just made our friendship...uniquely peculiar.

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