"The Astonishing Divorce Case: (Ex) Change is Good?"
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Title: "The Astonishing Divorce Case: (Ex) Change is Good?"
Once upon a time, after my best friend, Brad, decided to call it quits with his wife, I knew we needed the antidote to his heartaches; a good old fashioned guys vacation. However, I was indeed in for a surprise when he arrived at my front door looking... remarkably womanly. "Didn't find it comforting seeing my ex-wife's face every morning in the mirror, did you?" I slyly teased, unable to suppress my laughter.
"Very funny, Casanova," he retorted, feigning anger and throwing a cushion at me. "Can we please overlook the fact that my ex-wife, the audacious witch she turned into, jinxed me into having her face, and focus on our coastal retreat? I need to drown my sorrows in salty ocean water and bazooka-sized shrimp cocktails."
We headed to Santa Monica, a coastal city with its notorious dazzling beaches and appealing happy-hour spots. Brad had a boat docked in Marina Del Rey, a perfect place to escape the mundaneness caused by his bizarre divorce shenanigan.
However, things took a hilarious turn while we were on the boat. I kept stealing furtive glances at Brad's 'new' ultra-curvaceous body, unable to ignore the resemblance to that of his ex-wife's. "Brad," I chided myself, "He's Brad."
"Hey Casanova," he called out, "I can literally feel the heat of your eyeballs blazing my ass. Would you quit it?" His slightly high pitched voice was filled with annoyance thinly veiled by humor.
"How can I, Brad?" I asked, shaking my head. "Honestly, your ex-wife was hot, and even though it's you in there, I can't help it."
Brad burst into laughter, bending over and slapping his knee. "Oh, man", he said between laughter, "I knew we were going to have fun on this vacation, but I didn't think it'd include you leering at my ass!"
"Hey, I can't help it," I defended, pouting. "Your ex-wife had curves for days. Busty and just perfect-" I blushed as I saw Brad's face turn a shade redder with amusement. "-And it's weird because you're my friend, and... I don't know, man!"
And so, amidst laughter, good-natured teasing, and constant admiration of a certain curvy body, Brad and I had the most memorable guys vacation. Once the smile made its way onto Brad's face, I knew that even though he had been handed a rough deck of cards in the form of an unexpected divorce and a femme fatale body shift, he was able to take it all in stride with humor and positivity.
For Brad, laughter was indeed the best cure for heartache and bewilderment. Moreover, he did learn a new lesson; it's strange, and somehow strangely karmic, to walk in your ex-wife's shoes - especially when those shoes came with a bountiful backside!
This story was generated by user zach3 with assistance by one of OpenAIās large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.
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Prompt: Write a story with dialogue where After my friend has gone through divorce I knew he would need a regular guys vacation. But when I found out that his ex wife had Also stolen his body I was in shock. We went out to the coast to have some fun on his boat but heās annoyed I keep looking at hisā¦or his ex wifeās sexy ass. How can he blame me though his wife has curves for days she's busty and curvy and just perfect.
Response: Title: "The Astonishing Divorce Case: (Ex) Change is Good?" Once upon a time, after my best friend, Brad, decided to call it quits with his wife, I knew we needed the antidote to his heartaches; a good old fashioned guys vacation. However, I was indeed in for a surprise when he arrived at my front door looking... remarkably womanly. "Didn't find it comforting seeing my ex-wife's face every morning in the mirror, did you?" I slyly teased, unable to suppress my laughter. "Very funny, Casanova," he retorted, feigning anger and throwing a cushion at me. "Can we please overlook the fact that my ex-wife, the audacious witch she turned into, jinxed me into having her face, and focus on our coastal retreat? I need to drown my sorrows in salty ocean water and bazooka-sized shrimp cocktails." We headed to Santa Monica, a coastal city with its notorious dazzling beaches and appealing happy-hour spots. Brad had a boat docked in Marina Del Rey, a perfect place to escape the mundaneness caused by his bizarre divorce shenanigan. However, things took a hilarious turn while we were on the boat. I kept stealing furtive glances at Brad's 'new' ultra-curvaceous body, unable to ignore the resemblance to that of his ex-wife's. "Brad," I chided myself, "He's Brad." "Hey Casanova," he called out, "I can literally feel the heat of your eyeballs blazing my ass. Would you quit it?" His slightly high pitched voice was filled with annoyance thinly veiled by humor. "How can I, Brad?" I asked, shaking my head. "Honestly, your ex-wife was hot, and even though it's you in there, I can't help it." Brad burst into laughter, bending over and slapping his knee. "Oh, man", he said between laughter, "I knew we were going to have fun on this vacation, but I didn't think it'd include you leering at my ass!" "Hey, I can't help it," I defended, pouting. "Your ex-wife had curves for days. Busty and just perfect-" I blushed as I saw Brad's face turn a shade redder with amusement. "-And it's weird because you're my friend, and... I don't know, man!" And so, amidst laughter, good-natured teasing, and constant admiration of a certain curvy body, Brad and I had the most memorable guys vacation. Once the smile made its way onto Brad's face, I knew that even though he had been handed a rough deck of cards in the form of an unexpected divorce and a femme fatale body shift, he was able to take it all in stride with humor and positivity. For Brad, laughter was indeed the best cure for heartache and bewilderment. Moreover, he did learn a new lesson; it's strange, and somehow strangely karmic, to walk in your ex-wife's shoes - especially when those shoes came with a bountiful backside!
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