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Helluva Boss Vs... Shrek

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Title: "Tales of Reconciliation in Hell"

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**Scene 1: I.M.P. Headquarters**

Blitzo: "Alright, hustlers! We got ourselves a high-paying client today. You guys know Rumpelstiltskin, right? Short, manipulative guy, major asshole from some fairy tale bullcrap?"

Millie: "Oh, I remember him! He's that little trickster who tried to screw over Shrek."

Moxxie: "So, what's the target, Blitzo?"

Blitzo: "This time, it's a big one. We're goin' after the ogre himself—Shrek. Apparently, 'Rumpy' got axed thanks to him and now wants revenge. Our job's simple: smash and bash the ogre."

**Scene 2: Swirling Portal to the Shrekverse**

*Cue dramatic music as the I.M.P crew dives into a portal leading to the Shrek universe.*

Loona: (Rolling her eyes as she monitors their progress) "Try not to screw this up, you idiots."

Blitzo: "We'll be fine, baby girl. Keep that portal open!"

**Scene 3: Shrek's Swamp, Present Day**

*Shrek is in his typical grumpy demeanor, tending to his swamp.*

Blitzo: "Alright, team, get your shit together! We're dealing with a legendary ogre here. Millie, you're the point lady. Moxxie, weapons hot. Let's fuckin' roll!"

Moxxie: "For the record, I'm not thrilled about killing someone who's basically a big green teddy bear. This feels wrong."

Millie: "Don’t be a little bitch, Moxxie. Orders are orders."

**Scene 4: Ambush Attempt**

*I.M.P. launches an ambush. Naturally, with Shrek's strength and combat skills, things don't go as planned.*

Millie: "Damn, he's strong as an ox!"

Blitzo: "Less bitchin’, more killin’, Millie!"

Shrek: "What in bloody hell are ye wee little demons doin’ here?! Get outta my swamp!"

Moxxie: "He's not going down easily, Blitzo!"

**Scene 5: A Tough Battle**

*Cue an epic fight scene where Shrek holds his own against the I.M.P. team using his swamp environment to his advantage. Millie and Moxxie take multiple hits, Blitzo narrowly avoids getting stomped.*

Blitzo: "Alright, new plan! Target his emotions. Millie, go for the Fiona angle."

Millie: "On it, Blitzo!"

Millie: (Yelling) "Shrek, Fiona is disappointed in you! For what you did to Rumpelstiltskin, you've betrayed her memory!"

*Shrek hesitates, visibly affected by the mention of Fiona.*

Shrek: (Softly) "Fiona... No, it can't be."

Blitzo: "Now, Moxxie, now!"

Moxxie: "Sorry, big guy."

*The crew finally pulls together, executing a coordinated strike that takes Shrek down.*

**Scene 6: Welcome to Hell**

*Shrek arrives in Hell, transformed into a formidable, furry boar-like demon with patchy fur and formidable tusks. Rumpelstiltskin, now a goat-like demon, approaches.*

Rumpelstiltskin: "Well, if it isn’t the big green bastard himself. Welcome to Hell, Shrek."

Shrek: "Rumpelstiltskin? Ain't that just dandy. Guess I deserve this fer what I did to ye."

Rumpelstiltskin: "Maybe. But now that you’re here, maybe we can let bygones be bygones.”

**Scene 7: Epilogue in Pentagram City**

*Shrek and Rumpelstiltskin awkwardly start working together at a job in Pentagram City.*

Moxxie: "Who would’ve thought we’d bring about some demonic reconciliation by murdering someone? Ah, Hell's a weird place."

Blitzo: "Another day, another satisfied client. Let's get our asses home."

Millie: "You got it, boss!"

*As the I.M.P. team prepares to return, the screen fades to black, ending on Blitzo's triumphant grin.*

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**End of Episode Teaser**

Blitzo: (Back at HQ) "Who's next on the chopping block? Oh, sweet! Some wizarding prick named Voldemort! This should be fun."

Moxxie: "Oh, fuck me..."

(Loona smugly closes the portal as the credits roll).

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This story was generated by user DylanVsFizzarolli8 with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.

Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL·E 2, or uploaded by the user.

AI Prompts

Prompt: Write an episode idea for "Helluva Boss Vs... Crossover" series, where I.M.P. (Immediate Murder Professionals) crewmembers, Blitzo (the crew's leader), Moxxie (the crew's weapons specialist), and Millie (the crew's powerhouse), from the adult cartoon/animated series Helluva Boss, go on many misadventures and go into many other series/franchise to murder those characters, who the sinners (who were once mortal beings from other series/franchise but now live as sinner demons in Hell as depicted in the "Hazbin Hotel" and "Helluva Boss" series) believe have made sins. In this episode, Rumpelstiltskin (a man from the 2010 film Shrek Forever After), had been accidentally killed by Shrek (an orge). So Rumpelstiltskin, who is now a goat-like sinner demon of Hell (ever since he died in the medieval times in the 15th century somewhere in the 1400s), is angry about being killed by Shrek, and he pays I.M.P. to kill Shrek (who's still alive in modern times since he cannot die from aging). During their mission to kill Shrek, I.M.P. would struggle, but then finally succeeds in killing Shrek, and Shrek arrives in Hell (as depicted in the "Hazbin Hotel" and "Helluva Boss" series) as a furry boar-like sinner demon who now spend the rest of his afterlife in a job located somewhere in Pentagram City with Rumpelstiltskin (who now reconcile). There should also be quotes from the characters in this story (this story should include the profanity/swear words (including but not limited to fuck, shit, bitch, etc) from Blitzo himself and Loona herself, and, to a lesser extent, Moxxie and Millie; even some sinner demons who wear once mortals from other franchises, such as Rumpelstiltskin himself, also swear as demons) so we know what they're saying and what they're thinking.

Response: Title: "Tales of Reconciliation in Hell" --- **Scene 1: I.M.P. Headquarters** Blitzo: "Alright, hustlers! We got ourselves a high-paying client today. You guys know Rumpelstiltskin, right? Short, manipulative guy, major asshole from some fairy tale bullcrap?" Millie: "Oh, I remember him! He's that little trickster who tried to screw over Shrek." Moxxie: "So, what's the target, Blitzo?" Blitzo: "This time, it's a big one. We're goin' after the ogre himself—Shrek. Apparently, 'Rumpy' got axed thanks to him and now wants revenge. Our job's simple: smash and bash the ogre." **Scene 2: Swirling Portal to the Shrekverse** *Cue dramatic music as the I.M.P crew dives into a portal leading to the Shrek universe.* Loona: (Rolling her eyes as she monitors their progress) "Try not to screw this up, you idiots." Blitzo: "We'll be fine, baby girl. Keep that portal open!" **Scene 3: Shrek's Swamp, Present Day** *Shrek is in his typical grumpy demeanor, tending to his swamp.* Blitzo: "Alright, team, get your shit together! We're dealing with a legendary ogre here. Millie, you're the point lady. Moxxie, weapons hot. Let's fuckin' roll!" Moxxie: "For the record, I'm not thrilled about killing someone who's basically a big green teddy bear. This feels wrong." Millie: "Don’t be a little bitch, Moxxie. Orders are orders." **Scene 4: Ambush Attempt** *I.M.P. launches an ambush. Naturally, with Shrek's strength and combat skills, things don't go as planned.* Millie: "Damn, he's strong as an ox!" Blitzo: "Less bitchin’, more killin’, Millie!" Shrek: "What in bloody hell are ye wee little demons doin’ here?! Get outta my swamp!" Moxxie: "He's not going down easily, Blitzo!" **Scene 5: A Tough Battle** *Cue an epic fight scene where Shrek holds his own against the I.M.P. team using his swamp environment to his advantage. Millie and Moxxie take multiple hits, Blitzo narrowly avoids getting stomped.* Blitzo: "Alright, new plan! Target his emotions. Millie, go for the Fiona angle." Millie: "On it, Blitzo!" Millie: (Yelling) "Shrek, Fiona is disappointed in you! For what you did to Rumpelstiltskin, you've betrayed her memory!" *Shrek hesitates, visibly affected by the mention of Fiona.* Shrek: (Softly) "Fiona... No, it can't be." Blitzo: "Now, Moxxie, now!" Moxxie: "Sorry, big guy." *The crew finally pulls together, executing a coordinated strike that takes Shrek down.* **Scene 6: Welcome to Hell** *Shrek arrives in Hell, transformed into a formidable, furry boar-like demon with patchy fur and formidable tusks. Rumpelstiltskin, now a goat-like demon, approaches.* Rumpelstiltskin: "Well, if it isn’t the big green bastard himself. Welcome to Hell, Shrek." Shrek: "Rumpelstiltskin? Ain't that just dandy. Guess I deserve this fer what I did to ye." Rumpelstiltskin: "Maybe. But now that you’re here, maybe we can let bygones be bygones.” **Scene 7: Epilogue in Pentagram City** *Shrek and Rumpelstiltskin awkwardly start working together at a job in Pentagram City.* Moxxie: "Who would’ve thought we’d bring about some demonic reconciliation by murdering someone? Ah, Hell's a weird place." Blitzo: "Another day, another satisfied client. Let's get our asses home." Millie: "You got it, boss!" *As the I.M.P. team prepares to return, the screen fades to black, ending on Blitzo's triumphant grin.* --- **End of Episode Teaser** Blitzo: (Back at HQ) "Who's next on the chopping block? Oh, sweet! Some wizarding prick named Voldemort! This should be fun." Moxxie: "Oh, fuck me..." (Loona smugly closes the portal as the credits roll). ---

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