The constant hum of the city outside our tiny apartment windows was a grim reminder of our pressing financial struggles. Living on the edge, barely scraping enough to cover rent, we were desperate for an escape from the looming threat of eviction. One starry night, in a mixture of jest and despair, Rocco and I—best friends since high school—stared at a particularly bright star shimmering in the inky sky.
“Alright, mate,” Rocco said, his thick New Yorker accent slightly slurred from cheap whiskey, “let’s make a wish. Can’t hurt, right?”
With a nod, I closed my eyes and wished fervently for wealth. Rocco, I imagine, did the same. The moment of quiet hope was interrupted only by the distant wail of sirens and the usual clamor of our rundown neighborhood.
The next morning, I woke up feeling every bit as ragged as the day before. Same creaky bed. Same unwashed clothes. But a scream, raw and filled with confusion, shattered the stillness. It came from Rocco’s room.
“Rocco?!” I shouted, bursting through his door.
What stood before me defied all logic. Perched on the edge of Rocco’s bed was the most stunning woman I'd ever seen. She had cascading blonde hair, crystalline blue eyes, and curves that screamed perfection. The terror in her—or rather, his—eyes was palpable.
“Jesus Christ, Rocco?” I stammered.
“Yeah, it's me!” the woman cried, voice melodiously high but unmistakably tinged with my friend’s trademark sarcasm. “I don’t know what happened! I went to bed like normal and woke up like... this!”
It took a barrage of questions, some ridiculous and some personal, to convince me this really was Rocco. As the shock wore off, a sly idea began forming in my mind.
“Hey, Rocco... maybe this isn't all bad, you know? You look like a freakin' goddess. We could make some serious cash if you, ya know, modeled or something,” I suggested, hesitantly.
“Model?!” Rocco exclaimed, incredulously cupping his new voluptuous breasts. “Me? A freakin' social media star?”
“Why not? Just think about it.”
Rocco shot me a hesitant glance but soon a determined spark lit up his eyes. “Fine. But only if I get to choose my new name.”
After some thought, Rocco settled on "Roxanne Starr." It had just the right amount of flash and allure for the glamorous facade we needed.
In the following weeks, our cramped apartment transformed into an impromptu photo studio. I became the cameraman, and Roxanne, with her stunning looks, quickly gained a massive online following. We never expected the kind of attention she received, nor did we expect the payday that came with it.
Despite the whirlwind of social media fame, we tried to maintain a semblance of normalcy. Poker nights with the guys continued, albeit with a few changes. Curiosity got the better of them, and their barrage of questions about her transformation and new features was relentless.
“So, Rocco—er, Roxanne,” Vinny chuckled, nursing a beer, “what’s it feel like, having those...”
Roxanne rolled her eyes dramatically, leaning back and crossing her arms under her ample chest. “Oh, it’s amazing, truly. Like carrying two watermelons everywhere. Do wonders for the back pain, let me tell ya,” she snarked, earning guffaws all around the table.
The surreal situation became our new normal. We managed to save our apartment, and the cash flow from sponsored posts and brand deals was nothing short of miraculous. But lurking beneath the surface was the awareness that we had tangibly altered the fabric of our reality. The wealth and stability we’d wished for came at an unexpected cost, and the line between our old lives and this new, strange existence became increasingly blurred.
But in this city, survival meant adaptation, and adapt we did. After all, in a world of dirty beds and desperate wishes, you take whatever strange form of luck the universe hands you—and run with it.
This story was generated by user zach3 with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.
Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL·E 2, or uploaded by the user.
Prompt: Me and my friend were going through tough times. We struggled to pay rent on time and it looked like we might have to move out to an even cheaper house. We saw a star in the sky and we both made a wish for wealth on it. Well magical wishes work in mysterious ways. When I work up in the morning everything was normal. I was still in my same dirty bed still in my regular clothes. I heard a bloodcurdling scream from my friend’s room though. When I ran inside I saw the most insanely gorgeous blonde I had ever seen in my life sitting there with giant hooters and a great ass. She claimed she was my friend but I didn’t believe her at first it took a few questions before I actually believed it. He had the perfect body for a model or a TikTok star. It gave me a perfect idea to make some money. He could model I’ll even be his camera man. He picked out a super hot new name for himself as a model. We also still invite the guys over for poker night. Most of the time its just the guys asking him question about his boobs he doesn't mind answering them but he makes up snarky and bullshit answers for all of the questions. Give my friend a 25 year old guy accent
Response: The constant hum of the city outside our tiny apartment windows was a grim reminder of our pressing financial struggles. Living on the edge, barely scraping enough to cover rent, we were desperate for an escape from the looming threat of eviction. One starry night, in a mixture of jest and despair, Rocco and I—best friends since high school—stared at a particularly bright star shimmering in the inky sky. “Alright, mate,” Rocco said, his thick New Yorker accent slightly slurred from cheap whiskey, “let’s make a wish. Can’t hurt, right?” With a nod, I closed my eyes and wished fervently for wealth. Rocco, I imagine, did the same. The moment of quiet hope was interrupted only by the distant wail of sirens and the usual clamor of our rundown neighborhood. The next morning, I woke up feeling every bit as ragged as the day before. Same creaky bed. Same unwashed clothes. But a scream, raw and filled with confusion, shattered the stillness. It came from Rocco’s room. “Rocco?!” I shouted, bursting through his door. What stood before me defied all logic. Perched on the edge of Rocco’s bed was the most stunning woman I'd ever seen. She had cascading blonde hair, crystalline blue eyes, and curves that screamed perfection. The terror in her—or rather, his—eyes was palpable. “Jesus Christ, Rocco?” I stammered. “Yeah, it's me!” the woman cried, voice melodiously high but unmistakably tinged with my friend’s trademark sarcasm. “I don’t know what happened! I went to bed like normal and woke up like... this!” It took a barrage of questions, some ridiculous and some personal, to convince me this really was Rocco. As the shock wore off, a sly idea began forming in my mind. “Hey, Rocco... maybe this isn't all bad, you know? You look like a freakin' goddess. We could make some serious cash if you, ya know, modeled or something,” I suggested, hesitantly. “Model?!” Rocco exclaimed, incredulously cupping his new voluptuous breasts. “Me? A freakin' social media star?” “Why not? Just think about it.” Rocco shot me a hesitant glance but soon a determined spark lit up his eyes. “Fine. But only if I get to choose my new name.” After some thought, Rocco settled on "Roxanne Starr." It had just the right amount of flash and allure for the glamorous facade we needed. In the following weeks, our cramped apartment transformed into an impromptu photo studio. I became the cameraman, and Roxanne, with her stunning looks, quickly gained a massive online following. We never expected the kind of attention she received, nor did we expect the payday that came with it. Despite the whirlwind of social media fame, we tried to maintain a semblance of normalcy. Poker nights with the guys continued, albeit with a few changes. Curiosity got the better of them, and their barrage of questions about her transformation and new features was relentless. “So, Rocco—er, Roxanne,” Vinny chuckled, nursing a beer, “what’s it feel like, having those...” Roxanne rolled her eyes dramatically, leaning back and crossing her arms under her ample chest. “Oh, it’s amazing, truly. Like carrying two watermelons everywhere. Do wonders for the back pain, let me tell ya,” she snarked, earning guffaws all around the table. The surreal situation became our new normal. We managed to save our apartment, and the cash flow from sponsored posts and brand deals was nothing short of miraculous. But lurking beneath the surface was the awareness that we had tangibly altered the fabric of our reality. The wealth and stability we’d wished for came at an unexpected cost, and the line between our old lives and this new, strange existence became increasingly blurred. But in this city, survival meant adaptation, and adapt we did. After all, in a world of dirty beds and desperate wishes, you take whatever strange form of luck the universe hands you—and run with it.
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