"Silenced Apologies"

Prompt: Write a story about Naruto where Tsunade treat naruto like a baby and show Konohamaru. Tsunade ambus naruto and put him in a diaper, bonnet, bib, tutu, booties, and when Naruto tries to protestst she gives him a pacifier, Tsunade then put naruto in a pram to show off to konohamaru when konohamaru sees naruto he laughs laugh and talks to him like a baby, pinch his cheeck, and gvies him a big patronizing kiss on the cheek. Tsunade laughs and shakes a rattle in front of Naruto and coos at him and says coochie coooh sweetie pie naru. Naruto is red of embarrassment. Tsnuade then leaves Naruto in Konohamarus care. He then gives Naruto a baby bottle with milk and bounce him on his knee while saying here comes the choo choo train with the bottle and laughs at naruto. Iruka sees naruto and says good finaly konohamaru and tsunade put you in your place and pinch you cheeck. Konohamaru then says yes sensi now little naru is not big enough of being a ninja a need to go back to kindergarten Iruka agrees and gives Konohamaru narutos headband and says he is the new member of team 7 since naru is to little. Naruto tries to protest but Konohamaru make clones to hold him down and gives him a pacifier with a seal and put him in a genjutsu that make naru dance in his tutu in front of the villiage Tsunade and iruka both laugh and agrees konohamaru is the superior ninja, and worst of all the children of the acadamy treats him like a baby and when sakura sees naruto she thinks it suits nartuo to become the villiage baby and she pinch his cheek and gives him a bottle and sometimes babysits him while Konohamaru laughs at naru.