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1. The boy’s name is Tommy.
2. Tommy is 5 years old.
3. His birthday is May 12th.
4. He was born in 2018.
5. Tommy is 3 feet 8 inches tall.
6. He weighs 45 pounds.
7. His hair is blond, short, and slightly curly.
8. His eyes are blue.
9. Tommy is white.
10. His mom’s name is Sarah.
11. Sarah is 34 years old.
12. Her birthday is June 10th.
13. She was born in 1989.
14. Sarah is 5 feet 6 inches tall.
15. She weighs 140 pounds.
16. Her hair is brown, straight, and shoulder-length.
17. Her eyes are green.
18. His cousin’s name is Emily.
19. Emily is 32 years old.
20. Her birthday is September 8th.
21. She was born in 1991.
22. Emily is 5 feet 2 inches tall.
23. She is from California.
24. She weighs 125 pounds.
25. Her hair is auburn, straight, and long.
26. Her eyes are hazel.
27. His aunt’s name is Rachel.
28. Rachel is 38 years old.
29. Her birthday is March 15th.
30. She was born in 1985.
31. Rachel is 5 feet 7 inches tall.
32. She weighs 150 pounds.
33. Her hair is black, wavy, and down to her mid-back.
34. Her eyes are blue.
35. His grandma’s name is Margaret.
36. Margaret is 65 years old.
37. Her birthday is July 20th.
38. She was born in 1958.
39. Margaret is 5 feet 4 inches tall.
40. She weighs 160 pounds.
41. Her hair is grey, short, and curly.
42. Her eyes are brown.
43. Emily is getting ready for a girl’s night out with her girlfriends.
44. They are celebrating her friend’s engagement.
45. Emily has invited Sarah and Rachel to join them.
46. All the women are excited about the celebration.
47. Tommy gets curious about the guest room Emily is staying in.
48. He explores the room, looking around barefoot.
49. He notices a framed photo of Emily and her girlfriends.
50. He finds a collection of makeup scattered on the dressing table.
51. He sees a pair of large clubbing sandals, pink with a high platform heel.
52. He spots a photo of guys not wearing shirts with big muscles and feels uncomfortable.
53. Lastly, he looks at an open suitcase with various outfits inside.
54. As Tommy wanders around, he accidentally trips over something on the ground.
55. It is the large clubbing sandals.
56. The sandals are pink with a high platform heel.
57. Tommy slips his feet into the sandals accidentally.
58. He feels grossed out and thinks, "Ew, these shoes are so girly and gross. Why do girls wear stuff like this?"
59. He thinks about the girl he has a crush on and imagines her laughing at him in these shoes.
60. Suddenly, Tommy’s feet start changing.
61. They crack and age into female feet with a pedicure matching Emily's.
62. Frantically, he yanks the sandals off, but the changes do not stop.
63. He yells, "I didn't do anything wrong! I don't wanna be a girl! Ew, nail polish is icky! Help, Mommy!"
64. His legs lengthen and feminize.
65. A bikini bottom forms on him.
66. His body feminizes and matures.
67. A bikini top forms on him.
68. His arms and hands feminize, gaining a manicure.
69. His head and hair turn into Emily's.
70. Ten facial features morph into Emily's:
1. Her nose
2. Her cheeks
3. Her chin
4. Her lips
5. Her eyebrows
6. Her eyelashes
7. Her forehead
8. Her jawline
9. Her ears
10. Her complexion
71. His voice changes into Emily's.
72. His memories slowly change until he only remembers being a woman.
73. She never remembers her transformation or her life as a 5-year-old boy.
74. She only remembers walking into her room wearing only a bra and panties.
75. Standing in the middle of her room, she looks down at herself and shrieks, “Why am I only wearing a bra and panties?”
76. She grabs a skimpy clubbing outfit from the closet that matches the sandals.
77. The outfit is pink and includes:
1. A short, tight mini-skirt.
2. A crop top.
3. Fishnet stockings.
4. A sparkly belt.
5. A pair of dangling earrings.
6. A set of bracelets.
7. A necklace.
8. A pair of ankle bracelets.
9. A hair clip.
10. A clutch purse.
78. She puts on some makeup and lipstick:
1. Applies foundation.
2. Adds blush to her cheeks.
3. Puts on eyeshadow matching her outfit.
4. Applies eyeliner.
5. Coats her lashes with mascara.
6. Puts on bright pink lipstick.
79. She grabs five pieces of jewelry:
1. A pair of hoop earrings.
2. A layered necklace.
3. A chunky bracelet.
4. A ring for her middle finger.
5. An anklet.
80. She grabs a tiny purse, a real Chanel, in pink, throwing it over her shoulder.
81. She sets the large clubbing sandals down in front of her feet.
82. She puts the left one on her left foot:
1. Lifts her left foot.
2. Positions the sandal.
3. Slides her foot in.
4. Secures the straps.
5. Checks for comfort.
6. Ensures a perfect fit.
83. She puts the right one on her right foot:
1. Lifts her right foot.
2. Positions the sandal.
3. Slides her foot in.
4. Secures the straps.
5. Checks for comfort.
6. Ensures a perfect fit.
84. She struts to the mirror, admiring herself.
85. She blows herself a kiss and says, "Damn girl, you look fine tonight! You did a good job on your look tonight, Emily. You should be proud of yourself. I'm cute. I'm 32 years old. Should be plenty of cute guys at the club with big muscles and sexy vibes. Can't wait to go out with Sarah and Rachel and all my girlfriends tonight. I love having a ladies' night out."
86. Emily walks over to the poster of the cute guys in her room, biting her lip, and says, "You boys are looking so fine tonight, wish you could be with me!"
87. She grabs her phone, filming videos for her TikTok:
1. Aims the phone at her feet, posing in the sandals.
2. Slowly pans up her legs.
3. Focuses on her hips and sways them.
4. Captures her waist and the sparkly belt.
5. Shows off her manicured hands.
6. Highlights her crop top and cleavage.
7. Zooms in on her face mid-smile.
8. Pouts her lips for the camera.
9. Winks playfully.
10. Ends with a blown kiss, all to the tune of "Good as Hell" by Lizzo.
88. She posts the video with hashtags like #girlsnightout, #clubbingready, #ootd, and #feelingmyself.
89. Emily meets up with Sarah and Rachel, not remembering them as her mom or aunt, just family.
90. At the club, she notices a cute guy.
91. She walks in his direction, making it clear she noticed him:
1. Tosses her hair.
2. Glances his way.
3. Smiles slightly.
4. Adjusts her posture to accentuate curves.
5. Maintains a cool, confident expression.
92. When he doesn’t notice, she loses interest and moves her attention elsewhere.
93. Emily spots another guy in a different corner.
94. She walks towards him, ensuring he notices her:
1. Walks slowly, with purpose.
2. Sways her hips more.
3. Makes eye contact.
4. Gives a flirty, brief smile.
5. Keeps her gaze on him.
95. This time, he notices, and she shows interest while playing hard to get.
96. She flirts with him, smiling and saying, "You're cute."
97. She lists five things she liked about his appearance:
1. His eyes.
2. His smile.
3. His broad shoulders.
4. His confidence.
5. His muscles.
98. He's impressed and replies, "Even in those large shoes, I'm still taller than you! Look at how tiny your feet are."
99. Offended, Emily slaps him and angrily says, "How dare you mock my height? You think just because you're taller, you can make fun of me?"
100. Emily stomps on one of his feet with her sandal, adding, "For future reference, never mock a lady's appearance, ask her age, or ask her weight. Typical man, you looked sexy until now."
101. He apologizes meekly, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you."
102. She mocks him, "Took that slap like a bitch; I bet my stomp hurt a lot! How weak can you be? A short, petite woman like me, in a girly outfit and cute shoes with a pedicure, caused you pain?"
103. He asks, "Can I have your number?"
104. Emily thinks for a moment, then replies, "Fine, here's my number. But don’t think this is a free pass to insult me again."
105. The guy tries to ask, "What’s your name?"
106. She gives him a standoffish answer, "Why should I tell you that? You’ll have to earn it."
107. Then he asks, "Where did you get your shoes?"
108. Emily scoffs and says, "You wanna know so you can get your pair, or you wanna borrow mine?"
109. Reluctantly she continues, "Got them at a boutique; they cost a fortune and have had them for a year. Yeah, my feet are tiny. Want me to do your nails sometime?"
110. The guy says, “No, I was just curious.”
111. Emily remains guarded, saying, “Curiosity killed the cat. You better watch it.”
112. He asks her to buy a couple of drinks, "Sure, maybe I’ll tell you more about me."
113. She orders two strong drinks: a Margarita and a Long Island Iced Tea.
114. After finishing her drinks, she says, "Alright, my name is Emily. Now it's my turn to ask you five things about your life:"
115. The questions include:
1. Do you have your own car?
2. How much money do you make?
3. Do you have your own place?
4. What do you do for work?
5. Are you seeing anyone else?
6. Do you have any siblings?
7. What’s your biggest regret?
8. What do you do for fun?
116. The guy retorts, "Wait, I can't ask you questions, but you can ask me all that?"
117. Emily replies, "Yep, exactly that! I’m a lady; I can do whatever I want. Don't like it? I’ll find another guy. I’m pretty cute; it’s not hard to get attention."
118. The guy answers reluctantly:
1. "Yes, I have my own car, a BMW."
2. "I make about 70k a year."
3. "Yes, I have my own apartment."
4. "I'm a software engineer."
5. "No, I’m single."
6. "I have an older sister."
7. "Not pursuing my passion earlier."
8. "I enjoy hiking and watching movies."
119. Emily acts unimpressed with his answers, listing:
1. "BMW? Not bad, but common."
2. "70k? Decent, but not great."
3. "Apartment? Could be worse."
4. "Software engineer? Cool, I guess."
5. "Single? At least you're not cheating."
6. "Older sister? Whatever."
7. "Passion? Should have done it."
8. "Hiking and movies? So basic."
120. He asks, "Where are you from?"
121. Emily responds, "I'm from California. Los Angeles."
122. He asks, "What's your favorite color?"
123. Emily answer, "My favorite color is pink."
124. The guy asks, "Who's your celebrity crush?"
125. Emily admits, "I’ve always had a crush on Ryan Gosling. He's just so dreamy!"
126. He asks, "What was your first drink? How old were you?"
127. Emily reminiscing, "I was 18 and had a Vodka mixer at a high school party. Shouldn’t have done it, but it was peer pressure."
128. He finally asks, "What brings you here tonight?"
Emily, sighing, answers, "Celebrating my friend's engagement. And if you ask another question, I might lose my patience."
This story was generated by user manemansteve3 with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.
Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL·E 2, or uploaded by the user.
Prompt: A long and thorough and detailed 220 sentences story in a formatted list of 1 to 220 about a 5 year old boy with a description of the boy's name, his age, birthday, birth year, height, weight, hair color and style and eye color and race being white. Include his mom's name, age being older, birthday, birth year, height, weight, hair color and style and eye color. Include his adult cousin's name, her age being only 2 years younger than his mom, birthday, birth year, height being short, what state in the US she's from, weight, hair color and style and eye color. Include his aunt's name, age, birthday, birth year, height, weight, hair color and style and eye color. Include his grandma's name, age, birthday, birth year, height, weight, hair color and style and eye color. Have his cousin be getting ready for a girl's night out with her girlfriend's and have her have invited his mom and aunt out too and include the occasion and why they were celebrating and have it not be a promotion at work but include what it is. Have the boy get curious going into the guest room his cousin was staying in and include all of what she owned. Have him walking around his cousin's room barefoot looking around at multiple things with innocent curiosity in a formatted list of 1 to 5 commenting on all of them and have one of them be a photo of his cousin and her girlfriends and another be a photo of guys not wearing shirts with big muscles grossed out at the look of the guys as the picture made him uncomfortable. Have him decide to leave the room tripping over something on the ground accidentally slipping on a pair of large clubbing sandals of some kind and include what color and what kind of heel or wedge or platform the sandals had and have them belong to his cousin. Have him grossed out at them being on his feet as he had no intention of slipping them on and have him comment on how girly and gross the shoes are not understanding why girls wear stuff like that and have him think about the girl he had a crush on and how she would laugh at him if she saw him wearing girly shoes like this. Have his feet start cracking and aging into female feet with a pedicure and describe what the pedicure looked like matching his cousin's and have him frantically yank the sandals off not halting the changes. Have him yell for his mommy saying i didn't do anything wrong i don't wanna be a girl ew nail polish is icky help mommy and have it be in quoted text as his legs lengthened and feminized as a bikini bottom formed on him and his body feminized and matured as a bikini top formed on him as his arms and hands feminized as his nails gained a manicure and have his head and hair turn into his cousin's as 10 facial features morphed into his cousin in a formatted list of 1 to 10. Have his voice change into his cousin's as his memories slowly changed until he only remembered being a woman. Have her never remember her transformation or her life as a 5 year old boy and have her only remember walking into her room only wearing a bra and panties before finally getting dressed. Have the woman be standing in the middle of her room confused before looking down at herself before shrieking asking herself why she's only wearing a bra and panties and have it be in quoted text. Have her grab a skimpy clubbing outfit from the closet and include what it was and have it be the same color or a similar enough color to match the sandals and include the color it was and have her put it on flawlessly in a formatted list of 1 to 10. Have her put on some makeup and lipstick being detailed as to what she did and why. Have her grab 5 pieces of jewelry adding them to her look in a formatted list of 1 to 5. Have her grab one of her tiny purses with a detailed description of the purse being a real brand and what color as she threw it over her shoulder. Have her grab the large clubbing sandals from earlier setting them down in front of her feet. Have her put the left one on her left foot in a formatted list of 1 to 6. Have her do the same with the right one on her right foot in a formatted list of 1 to 6. Have her strut to the mirror admiring herself and have her blow herself a kiss saying damn girl you look fine tonight you did a good job on your look tonight ___ you should be proud of yourself i'm cute i'm __ years old should be plenty of cute ____ at the club with big muscles and sexy ____ can't wait to go out with ____ and ___ and all my girlfriends tonight i love having a ladies night out and have it be in quoted text filling in the blanks. Have her walk over to the poster of the cute guys she had in her room biting her lip and admiring them and have it be in quoted text flirting with the poster in a very seductive way. Have her grab her phone filming videos for her Tiktok and have her start the videos with her aiming the phone at her feet and posing her feet in the video and include what she did and have her slowly aim the camera up at her reflection before turning the camera around to her face as she pouted in a formatted list of 1 to 10 detailing each video specifically including what she did with her feet in the sandals and what she did with her legs and her hands and her boobs and her torso and her facial expressions and a real song being played in the background of the videos that a girl would use for a video like hers and have it not be Levitating by Dua Lipa but include the name of the song and have it be a female artist that isn't Dua Lipa and have her post some very feminine hashtags on the video. Continue the story from here as she went out to meet up with her former aunt and mom now only knowing them as family but nothing else. Have them be at the club and have her notice a cute guy in the club and have her walk in his direction making it clear she noticed him but have her play hard to get wanting him to make the first move in a formatted list of 1 to 5 including what she did to get his attention and why she did it and have him not notice causing her to lose interest. Have her notice another guy in another corner of the club and have her walk towards him making it clear she noticed him but have her play hard to get wanting him to make the first move in a formatted list of 1 to 5 including what she did to get his attention and why she did it and have it work and have her still be standoffish but show him she's interested and have it be in quoted text as she flirted with him and he flirted with her but have her not say her name or anything about her just yet. Have her eventually call him cute and have it be in quoted text as she said the 5 things she liked about his appearance in a formatted list of 1 to 5 being very flirtatious and open about things she really liked about him being kinda risque as she mentioned things about him she was interested in experiencing but still being standoffish. Have him comment even in those large shoes i'm still taller than you look at how tiny your feet are and have it be in quoted text. Have her get offended slapping him across and have it be in quoted text being very snobby and sassy about his looks in return not appreciating him bringing up her height and have her stomp on one of his feet with one of her sandals angrily. Have her then say to him for future reference 3 things you should never do to a lady is mock her appearance, ask her her age, or ask her her weight and have it be in quoted text saying he was like all typical men and it sucked cause he looked sexy. Have him apologize and have it be in quoted text. Have her mock him saying he took her a slap like a bitch and her stomping on his feet caused him a lot of pain and it showed how weak he was and have it be in quoted text mentioning how a petite short woman like her with a girly outfit and cute shoes and a cute pedicure caused him pain. Have him ask for her number. Have her think about it and then give him an answer and have it be in quoted text. Have the guy try to ask her what her name was and have it be in quoted text. Have her give him a standoffish answer and have it be in quoted text. Have him ask where she got her shoes and have it be in quoted text. Have her mock him asking if he wanted to know so he could get his own pair or borrow hers and have it be in quoted text before reluctantly mentioning how she got them and how much they cost her and how long she had them and then mocking him sarcastically reminding him her feet are so tiny and asking him if he wanted her to do his nails for him some time making the guy uncomfortable. Have the guy keep trying and have it be in quoted text. Have the woman remain guarded and standoffish and have it be in quoted text and include whether or not she ends up being nice to him. Have her decide to ask him to buy her a couple drinks and then maybe she'll tell him her name and have it be in quoted text mentioning actual strong alcoholic beverages and mixers and have her drink them. Have her say her name and have it be in quoted text as she grilled him about 5 things about his life she thought were essential in a formatted list of 1 to 8 including if he had his own car and what kind, how much money he made, if he had his own place, what he did for work, and 3 more personal questions. Have the guy say wait i can't ask you any questions hardly at all but you can ask me all that and have it be in quoted text. Have the woman say yep that'e exactly it i'm a lady i can do whatever i want don't like it i'll find another guy who does i'm pretty cute it's not hard to find another man to give me attention and have it be in quoted text. Have the guy reluctantly answer all 8 questions in a formatted list of 1 to 8. Have her act unimpressed at all 8 answers in a formatted list of 1 to 8. Have the guy ask her where she is from and have it be in quoted text. Have her respond reluctantly with what state she was from and what city and have it be in quoted text. Have her reluctantly respond with what city and state she was from and have it be in quoted text. Have him ask her her favorite color. Have her respond and have it be in quoted text. Have him ask her her celebrity crush. Have her respond in a detailed way. Have him ask about her first experience drinking and how old she was. Have her admit she was younger than 21 and have it be in quoted text mentioning the age she was and what she drank and how she got it not being proud of it explaining why. Have him ask what brings you here tonight and have it be in quoted text. Have her respond honestly saying the exact reason she is there and have it be in quoted text telling him he's asked enough questions for the night. Continue the story from here.
Response: Certainly! Here is the detailed story based on your specifications: 1. The boy’s name is Tommy. 2. Tommy is 5 years old. 3. His birthday is May 12th. 4. He was born in 2018. 5. Tommy is 3 feet 8 inches tall. 6. He weighs 45 pounds. 7. His hair is blond, short, and slightly curly. 8. His eyes are blue. 9. Tommy is white. 10. His mom’s name is Sarah. 11. Sarah is 34 years old. 12. Her birthday is June 10th. 13. She was born in 1989. 14. Sarah is 5 feet 6 inches tall. 15. She weighs 140 pounds. 16. Her hair is brown, straight, and shoulder-length. 17. Her eyes are green. 18. His cousin’s name is Emily. 19. Emily is 32 years old. 20. Her birthday is September 8th. 21. She was born in 1991. 22. Emily is 5 feet 2 inches tall. 23. She is from California. 24. She weighs 125 pounds. 25. Her hair is auburn, straight, and long. 26. Her eyes are hazel. 27. His aunt’s name is Rachel. 28. Rachel is 38 years old. 29. Her birthday is March 15th. 30. She was born in 1985. 31. Rachel is 5 feet 7 inches tall. 32. She weighs 150 pounds. 33. Her hair is black, wavy, and down to her mid-back. 34. Her eyes are blue. 35. His grandma’s name is Margaret. 36. Margaret is 65 years old. 37. Her birthday is July 20th. 38. She was born in 1958. 39. Margaret is 5 feet 4 inches tall. 40. She weighs 160 pounds. 41. Her hair is grey, short, and curly. 42. Her eyes are brown. 43. Emily is getting ready for a girl’s night out with her girlfriends. 44. They are celebrating her friend’s engagement. 45. Emily has invited Sarah and Rachel to join them. 46. All the women are excited about the celebration. 47. Tommy gets curious about the guest room Emily is staying in. 48. He explores the room, looking around barefoot. 49. He notices a framed photo of Emily and her girlfriends. 50. He finds a collection of makeup scattered on the dressing table. 51. He sees a pair of large clubbing sandals, pink with a high platform heel. 52. He spots a photo of guys not wearing shirts with big muscles and feels uncomfortable. 53. Lastly, he looks at an open suitcase with various outfits inside. 54. As Tommy wanders around, he accidentally trips over something on the ground. 55. It is the large clubbing sandals. 56. The sandals are pink with a high platform heel. 57. Tommy slips his feet into the sandals accidentally. 58. He feels grossed out and thinks, "Ew, these shoes are so girly and gross. Why do girls wear stuff like this?" 59. He thinks about the girl he has a crush on and imagines her laughing at him in these shoes. 60. Suddenly, Tommy’s feet start changing. 61. They crack and age into female feet with a pedicure matching Emily's. 62. Frantically, he yanks the sandals off, but the changes do not stop. 63. He yells, "I didn't do anything wrong! I don't wanna be a girl! Ew, nail polish is icky! Help, Mommy!" 64. His legs lengthen and feminize. 65. A bikini bottom forms on him. 66. His body feminizes and matures. 67. A bikini top forms on him. 68. His arms and hands feminize, gaining a manicure. 69. His head and hair turn into Emily's. 70. Ten facial features morph into Emily's: 1. Her nose 2. Her cheeks 3. Her chin 4. Her lips 5. Her eyebrows 6. Her eyelashes 7. Her forehead 8. Her jawline 9. Her ears 10. Her complexion 71. His voice changes into Emily's. 72. His memories slowly change until he only remembers being a woman. 73. She never remembers her transformation or her life as a 5-year-old boy. 74. She only remembers walking into her room wearing only a bra and panties. 75. Standing in the middle of her room, she looks down at herself and shrieks, “Why am I only wearing a bra and panties?” 76. She grabs a skimpy clubbing outfit from the closet that matches the sandals. 77. The outfit is pink and includes: 1. A short, tight mini-skirt. 2. A crop top. 3. Fishnet stockings. 4. A sparkly belt. 5. A pair of dangling earrings. 6. A set of bracelets. 7. A necklace. 8. A pair of ankle bracelets. 9. A hair clip. 10. A clutch purse. 78. She puts on some makeup and lipstick: 1. Applies foundation. 2. Adds blush to her cheeks. 3. Puts on eyeshadow matching her outfit. 4. Applies eyeliner. 5. Coats her lashes with mascara. 6. Puts on bright pink lipstick. 79. She grabs five pieces of jewelry: 1. A pair of hoop earrings. 2. A layered necklace. 3. A chunky bracelet. 4. A ring for her middle finger. 5. An anklet. 80. She grabs a tiny purse, a real Chanel, in pink, throwing it over her shoulder. 81. She sets the large clubbing sandals down in front of her feet. 82. She puts the left one on her left foot: 1. Lifts her left foot. 2. Positions the sandal. 3. Slides her foot in. 4. Secures the straps. 5. Checks for comfort. 6. Ensures a perfect fit. 83. She puts the right one on her right foot: 1. Lifts her right foot. 2. Positions the sandal. 3. Slides her foot in. 4. Secures the straps. 5. Checks for comfort. 6. Ensures a perfect fit. 84. She struts to the mirror, admiring herself. 85. She blows herself a kiss and says, "Damn girl, you look fine tonight! You did a good job on your look tonight, Emily. You should be proud of yourself. I'm cute. I'm 32 years old. Should be plenty of cute guys at the club with big muscles and sexy vibes. Can't wait to go out with Sarah and Rachel and all my girlfriends tonight. I love having a ladies' night out." 86. Emily walks over to the poster of the cute guys in her room, biting her lip, and says, "You boys are looking so fine tonight, wish you could be with me!" 87. She grabs her phone, filming videos for her TikTok: 1. Aims the phone at her feet, posing in the sandals. 2. Slowly pans up her legs. 3. Focuses on her hips and sways them. 4. Captures her waist and the sparkly belt. 5. Shows off her manicured hands. 6. Highlights her crop top and cleavage. 7. Zooms in on her face mid-smile. 8. Pouts her lips for the camera. 9. Winks playfully. 10. Ends with a blown kiss, all to the tune of "Good as Hell" by Lizzo. 88. She posts the video with hashtags like #girlsnightout, #clubbingready, #ootd, and #feelingmyself. 89. Emily meets up with Sarah and Rachel, not remembering them as her mom or aunt, just family. 90. At the club, she notices a cute guy. 91. She walks in his direction, making it clear she noticed him: 1. Tosses her hair. 2. Glances his way. 3. Smiles slightly. 4. Adjusts her posture to accentuate curves. 5. Maintains a cool, confident expression. 92. When he doesn’t notice, she loses interest and moves her attention elsewhere. 93. Emily spots another guy in a different corner. 94. She walks towards him, ensuring he notices her: 1. Walks slowly, with purpose. 2. Sways her hips more. 3. Makes eye contact. 4. Gives a flirty, brief smile. 5. Keeps her gaze on him. 95. This time, he notices, and she shows interest while playing hard to get. 96. She flirts with him, smiling and saying, "You're cute." 97. She lists five things she liked about his appearance: 1. His eyes. 2. His smile. 3. His broad shoulders. 4. His confidence. 5. His muscles. 98. He's impressed and replies, "Even in those large shoes, I'm still taller than you! Look at how tiny your feet are." 99. Offended, Emily slaps him and angrily says, "How dare you mock my height? You think just because you're taller, you can make fun of me?" 100. Emily stomps on one of his feet with her sandal, adding, "For future reference, never mock a lady's appearance, ask her age, or ask her weight. Typical man, you looked sexy until now." 101. He apologizes meekly, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you." 102. She mocks him, "Took that slap like a bitch; I bet my stomp hurt a lot! How weak can you be? A short, petite woman like me, in a girly outfit and cute shoes with a pedicure, caused you pain?" 103. He asks, "Can I have your number?" 104. Emily thinks for a moment, then replies, "Fine, here's my number. But don’t think this is a free pass to insult me again." 105. The guy tries to ask, "What’s your name?" 106. She gives him a standoffish answer, "Why should I tell you that? You’ll have to earn it." 107. Then he asks, "Where did you get your shoes?" 108. Emily scoffs and says, "You wanna know so you can get your pair, or you wanna borrow mine?" 109. Reluctantly she continues, "Got them at a boutique; they cost a fortune and have had them for a year. Yeah, my feet are tiny. Want me to do your nails sometime?" 110. The guy says, “No, I was just curious.” 111. Emily remains guarded, saying, “Curiosity killed the cat. You better watch it.” 112. He asks her to buy a couple of drinks, "Sure, maybe I’ll tell you more about me." 113. She orders two strong drinks: a Margarita and a Long Island Iced Tea. 114. After finishing her drinks, she says, "Alright, my name is Emily. Now it's my turn to ask you five things about your life:" 115. The questions include: 1. Do you have your own car? 2. How much money do you make? 3. Do you have your own place? 4. What do you do for work? 5. Are you seeing anyone else? 6. Do you have any siblings? 7. What’s your biggest regret? 8. What do you do for fun? 116. The guy retorts, "Wait, I can't ask you questions, but you can ask me all that?" 117. Emily replies, "Yep, exactly that! I’m a lady; I can do whatever I want. Don't like it? I’ll find another guy. I’m pretty cute; it’s not hard to get attention." 118. The guy answers reluctantly: 1. "Yes, I have my own car, a BMW." 2. "I make about 70k a year." 3. "Yes, I have my own apartment." 4. "I'm a software engineer." 5. "No, I’m single." 6. "I have an older sister." 7. "Not pursuing my passion earlier." 8. "I enjoy hiking and watching movies." 119. Emily acts unimpressed with his answers, listing: 1. "BMW? Not bad, but common." 2. "70k? Decent, but not great." 3. "Apartment? Could be worse." 4. "Software engineer? Cool, I guess." 5. "Single? At least you're not cheating." 6. "Older sister? Whatever." 7. "Passion? Should have done it." 8. "Hiking and movies? So basic." 120. He asks, "Where are you from?" 121. Emily responds, "I'm from California. Los Angeles." 122. He asks, "What's your favorite color?" 123. Emily answer, "My favorite color is pink." 124. The guy asks, "Who's your celebrity crush?" 125. Emily admits, "I’ve always had a crush on Ryan Gosling. He's just so dreamy!" 126. He asks, "What was your first drink? How old were you?" 127. Emily reminiscing, "I was 18 and had a Vodka mixer at a high school party. Shouldn’t have done it, but it was peer pressure." 128. He finally asks, "What brings you here tonight?" Emily, sighing, answers, "Celebrating my friend's engagement. And if you ask another question, I might lose my patience."
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