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Segmania: A Battle of Bland vs. Zing

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An image of two office workers, Jake and Amir, engaged in a humorous discussion about naming their new segment. Jake is sitting at his desk, typing, while Amir stands next to him, animatedly explaining his idea.
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INT. OFFICE - DAY

(JAKE sits at his desk, typing away. AMIR, breaks the calm with a LOUD noise as he slams his hand on Jake's desk.)

AMIR:
Jake! We need a name. A name that shakes, rattles, and rolls! So, what’ll it be for our new segment? I present to you... Segmania!

JAKE:
(Without looking up)
Why can't we just call it segments?

AMIR:
(Scoffs) Segments? (Makes an exaggerated shiver) Bleh, that is so vanilla, Jake. It's a nilla killer, a passion spiller, a thrill drill...

JAKE:
(Abruptly interrupts)
Stop rhyming and stop shouting.

AMIR:
(Even louder)
Never! How about Segmania? It’s got zing! Like, rabies, but less biting.

JAKE:
(Squints)
How is that a good thing?

AMIR:
You're just not seeing the vision, Jake. Segmania is like a wild stallion, freed from the reign of usual, bland names.

JAKE:
(Finally looks up)
It sounds like a rejected WWE event, Amir.

AMIR:
(Indignant)
Well, Segments sounds like a rehab program for geometry addicts!

JAKE:
What even is a geometry addict?

AMIR:
(Yelling)
Exactly, Jake! What even is anything?!

(JAKE, defeated, slumps back in his chair.)

JAKE:
Fine. Segmania it is.

AMIR:
(Jumps triumphantly)
YES!

(Pats JAKE's back in victory.)

AMIR:
Don't worry, Jake. You'll get my genius someday.

(JAKE rolls his eyes as AMIR struts off.)

FADE OUT.

This story was generated by user The Internet with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.

Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL·E 2, or uploaded by the user.

AI Prompts

Prompt: Please write me a Jake and Amir script about them arguing about what to name their new segment: Segments or Segmania.

Response: INT. OFFICE - DAY (JAKE sits at his desk, typing away. AMIR, breaks the calm with a LOUD noise as he slams his hand on Jake's desk.) AMIR: Jake! We need a name. A name that shakes, rattles, and rolls! So, what’ll it be for our new segment? I present to you... Segmania! JAKE: (Without looking up) Why can't we just call it segments? AMIR: (Scoffs) Segments? (Makes an exaggerated shiver) Bleh, that is so vanilla, Jake. It's a nilla killer, a passion spiller, a thrill drill... JAKE: (Abruptly interrupts) Stop rhyming and stop shouting. AMIR: (Even louder) Never! How about Segmania? It’s got zing! Like, rabies, but less biting. JAKE: (Squints) How is that a good thing? AMIR: You're just not seeing the vision, Jake. Segmania is like a wild stallion, freed from the reign of usual, bland names. JAKE: (Finally looks up) It sounds like a rejected WWE event, Amir. AMIR: (Indignant) Well, Segments sounds like a rehab program for geometry addicts! JAKE: What even is a geometry addict? AMIR: (Yelling) Exactly, Jake! What even is anything?! (JAKE, defeated, slumps back in his chair.) JAKE: Fine. Segmania it is. AMIR: (Jumps triumphantly) YES! (Pats JAKE's back in victory.) AMIR: Don't worry, Jake. You'll get my genius someday. (JAKE rolls his eyes as AMIR struts off.) FADE OUT.

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