### Dinosaur Bloopers/Outtakes
**Cut to Scene 1: Aladar Meeting Neera**
- *Camera rolling... Action!*
**Aladar**: "Hi, I'm Aladar."
**Neera**: "And I'm Neera. It's great to—"
*Neera sneezes and accidentally smacks Aladar with her tail.*
**Neera**: "Oh no, I’m so sorry!"
**Aladar**: *(laughing)* "Talk about an explosive introduction!"
**Director**: "Cut! Take five, everyone."
**Cut to Scene 2: Baylene the Brachiosaurus**
- *Camera rolling... Action!*
**Baylene**: "We must keep moving. Time is not on our—"
*Trips over a rock and falls in slow motion.*
**Baylene**: *Still falling* "Oh dear, gravity is such a bother."
**Yar**: *(off-screen)* "Don't worry, Baylene! Happens to the best of us!"
**Director**: "Cut! Someone help Baylene up, please."
**Cut to Scene 3: Eema the Styracosaurus and Url the Euoplocephalus**
- *Camera rolling... Action!*
**Eema**: "Url, lookit' that rock formation! It's... wait, what was my line again?"
**Url**: *(smirking)* "You were going to say it looks like a giant watermelon."
**Eema**: *Bursts out laughing* "Right, right! A giant watermelon!"
**Director**: "Cut! Let's try that one more time."
**Cut to Scene 4: The Carnotaurs Chase Scene**
- *Camera rolling... Action!*
*The Carnotaurs start their chase, but one slips on a banana peel that mysteriously appeared.*
**Carnotaur #1**: "Who leaves a banana peel in the Cretaceous?!"
**Carnotaur #2**: "I blame the lemurs."
**Zini**: *(off-screen)* "Hey, don’t look at me! I prefer papayas."
**Director**: "Cut! Reset the scene!"
**Cut to Scene 5: Lemur Group Chat**
- *Camera rolling... Action!*
**Plio**: "We must stick together as a family—"
**Yar**: "Like sticks and... What's the phrase again?"
**Zini**: "Peas in a pod, Yar, peas in a pod."
**Suri**: "(Giggles)* No more puns, please!"
**Director**: "Alright, everyone, let’s get back on track."
**Cut to Scene 6: Bruton and Kron Argument**
- *Camera rolling... Action!*
**Bruton**: "We need to—"
*Accidentally smacks Kron with his tail.*
**Kron**: *(rubbing his face)* "Did you mean to do that?"
**Bruton**: "No, but it felt pretty good."
**Director**: "Cut! Gentle with the tails, everyone!"
**Cut to Scene 7: A Familiar Cameo**
- *Camera rolling... Action!*
**Aladar**: "We must move quickly! We—"
*Suddenly, Genie from "Aladdin" poofs into the scene.*
**Genie**: *"Did someone rub a lamp? Wrong movie? Oh, my bad! I'll be going now!"*
**Aladar**: *(wide-eyed)* "Well, that was... magical."
**Director**: "Cut! Genie, you’re in the wrong film!"
**Cut to Scene 8: The Raptors' Misadventure**
- *Camera rolling... Action!*
*Raptors stalking a herd, but one raptor trips and falls, causing a domino effect with the rest of the raptors.*
**Raptor #1**: "Seriously, guys?"
**Raptor #2**: "We need better insurance."
**Director**: "Cut! Everyone okay? Let’s take a break."
**Credits Roll**
**Neera**: "What do you think our fans will say?"
**Aladar**: *(chuckling)* "'Dinosaur' goes 'Dino-Goof'!"
**Plio**: "At least it shows we had fun!"
**Director**: "Alright, everybody, that’s a wrap! Good job!"
---
And so, the cast of Disney's Dinosaur proves that even ancient creatures have a sense of humor.
This story was generated by user TyTyTyTyTi with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.
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Prompt: Write the bloopers/outtakes of Dinosaur (a 2000 American live-action/animated adventure film produced by Walt Disney Feature Animation in association with The Secret Lab, and released by Walt Disney Pictures), where the characters (Aladar the Iguanodon, Plio the lemur, Yar the lemur, Zini the lemur, Suri the lemur, Neera the Iguanodon, Kron the Iguanodon, Bruton the Iguanodon, Baylene the Brachiosaurus, and Eema the Styracosaurus, as well as characters who don't talk in the actual movie (who can talk in the bloopers/outtakes unlike in the movie) like Url the Euoplocephalus/Ankylosaurus, the carnotaurs, the raptors, and some other characters) make/say things wrong unintentionally (a few times intentionally), all comically or funny, very much like the outtakes for Pixar's two films (A Bug's Life, Toy Story 2, and Monsters Inc), as if the scenes are actually being filmed (rather than being animated by animators). The bloopers/outtakes would feature many gags, dialogues, and other things, which don't go as planned for the film. There would be a brief cameo, albeit unintentional cameo, of a certain popular/famous Disney character (not a Mickey Mouse character) that was known before the year 2000. There should also be quotes from the characters in this story so we know what they're saying and what they're thinking.
Response: ### Dinosaur Bloopers/Outtakes **Cut to Scene 1: Aladar Meeting Neera** - *Camera rolling... Action!* **Aladar**: "Hi, I'm Aladar." **Neera**: "And I'm Neera. It's great to—" *Neera sneezes and accidentally smacks Aladar with her tail.* **Neera**: "Oh no, I’m so sorry!" **Aladar**: *(laughing)* "Talk about an explosive introduction!" **Director**: "Cut! Take five, everyone." **Cut to Scene 2: Baylene the Brachiosaurus** - *Camera rolling... Action!* **Baylene**: "We must keep moving. Time is not on our—" *Trips over a rock and falls in slow motion.* **Baylene**: *Still falling* "Oh dear, gravity is such a bother." **Yar**: *(off-screen)* "Don't worry, Baylene! Happens to the best of us!" **Director**: "Cut! Someone help Baylene up, please." **Cut to Scene 3: Eema the Styracosaurus and Url the Euoplocephalus** - *Camera rolling... Action!* **Eema**: "Url, lookit' that rock formation! It's... wait, what was my line again?" **Url**: *(smirking)* "You were going to say it looks like a giant watermelon." **Eema**: *Bursts out laughing* "Right, right! A giant watermelon!" **Director**: "Cut! Let's try that one more time." **Cut to Scene 4: The Carnotaurs Chase Scene** - *Camera rolling... Action!* *The Carnotaurs start their chase, but one slips on a banana peel that mysteriously appeared.* **Carnotaur #1**: "Who leaves a banana peel in the Cretaceous?!" **Carnotaur #2**: "I blame the lemurs." **Zini**: *(off-screen)* "Hey, don’t look at me! I prefer papayas." **Director**: "Cut! Reset the scene!" **Cut to Scene 5: Lemur Group Chat** - *Camera rolling... Action!* **Plio**: "We must stick together as a family—" **Yar**: "Like sticks and... What's the phrase again?" **Zini**: "Peas in a pod, Yar, peas in a pod." **Suri**: "(Giggles)* No more puns, please!" **Director**: "Alright, everyone, let’s get back on track." **Cut to Scene 6: Bruton and Kron Argument** - *Camera rolling... Action!* **Bruton**: "We need to—" *Accidentally smacks Kron with his tail.* **Kron**: *(rubbing his face)* "Did you mean to do that?" **Bruton**: "No, but it felt pretty good." **Director**: "Cut! Gentle with the tails, everyone!" **Cut to Scene 7: A Familiar Cameo** - *Camera rolling... Action!* **Aladar**: "We must move quickly! We—" *Suddenly, Genie from "Aladdin" poofs into the scene.* **Genie**: *"Did someone rub a lamp? Wrong movie? Oh, my bad! I'll be going now!"* **Aladar**: *(wide-eyed)* "Well, that was... magical." **Director**: "Cut! Genie, you’re in the wrong film!" **Cut to Scene 8: The Raptors' Misadventure** - *Camera rolling... Action!* *Raptors stalking a herd, but one raptor trips and falls, causing a domino effect with the rest of the raptors.* **Raptor #1**: "Seriously, guys?" **Raptor #2**: "We need better insurance." **Director**: "Cut! Everyone okay? Let’s take a break." **Credits Roll** **Neera**: "What do you think our fans will say?" **Aladar**: *(chuckling)* "'Dinosaur' goes 'Dino-Goof'!" **Plio**: "At least it shows we had fun!" **Director**: "Alright, everybody, that’s a wrap! Good job!" --- And so, the cast of Disney's Dinosaur proves that even ancient creatures have a sense of humor.
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