Mom for a Day: A FitSwap Fiasco
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I was in love. Like, Hallmark-movie-holiday-season kind of love, except a lot weirder and with an insane amount of cardio.
When I first accepted the swap job at FitSwap, I never imagined I'd end up in the, uh, voluptuous body of my best friend's mom. Let me set the scene for ya: the moment my vision cleared, I found myself staring into a full-length mirror in *her* bedroom. And wow, let's just say the view was fantastic. I mean, who knew she did yoga? I never signed up to do yoga, but I'd never been more motivated. I could almost hear the motivational quote: *How flexible do you want to be in life?* ...or something.
The first couple of moments were surreal. I poked and prodded—oh geez, not there!—but yes, there too, and figured I should probably get down to the gym to start this "work-out-for-her" deal. Thing is, navigating in heals and a skirt was like trying to ice-skate with a walrus tied to each foot. But, finally, I managed to get into some yoga pants and a tank top. Let me tell you, the person who invented sports bras deserves a medal.
When I found myself downstairs, it was like Christmas came early. Tom, my best friend—I mean, son?—was sitting there, munching on an apple, completely clueless. Had to play it cool, though. Imagine my surprise when I felt a genuine maternal instinct. Weird.
"Morning, honey," I said, trying to match her high-pitched sing-song voice.
"Morning, Mom."
Wow, he didn’t even notice. I gave myself an internal high-five.
Now, no way was I going to let Tom know it was me; I had a reputation to uphold. Or rather, my *momself* did. So, I waltzed into the living room and put on some 80s workout music. Time to get this party started! And by party, I mean a full-on workout session that involved a lot of jumping jacks. I giggled every darn time the girls did their own version of aerobics alongside me. Insert eyebrow wiggle here.
But, as the old saying goes, with great power comes great responsibility. Housework—ugh. The vacuum looked like a relic from a time when dinosaurs roamed the Earth. But, as I turned it on, I couldn't help myself. I started singing "I Will Survive" at the top of my lungs. What? I had pipes now.
"First I was afraid, I was petrified!" I hollered, and I vacuumed with the enthusiasm of someone who had just discovered caffeine. Then Tom walked in, eyes wide and mouth open.
"Mom? Since when do you—?"
"Just mixing it up a little, dear!"
He looked puzzled and then shrugged; I gotta hand it to him. Guess you get used to weird pretty quickly when you're part of this family.
The real fun started in the kitchen. Cooking was a nightmare. I never realized how much chopping went into a "simple salad." And don’t even get me started on the laundry. Who thought it was a good idea to wash certain clothing items in cold water only? Seriously, there should be a certification course for this stuff.
Evenings were, um, interesting. I had to play along watching those cheesy romance shows and pretending to find them absolutely riveting. I almost gagged during a proposal scene.
But hey, dunno if it was the workouts or just being in a woman’s body, but emotions hit differently. Felt kinda... cozy? Like, maybe "Touched By An Angel" wasn't so bad. And did you know there’s this whole thing about self-care with bubble baths and face masks? I went there. Sue me.
One night, Tom brought up a school event, and I had to attend as his "mom." Oh boy, working that charm. I swear I stole the show with my faux pas and wildly inappropriate quotes from gym-flavored movies. Parents were surprised, sure, but I gotta admit it was kinda cool having that sort of power.
By the end of my stint, I did feel kind of bad. When I swapped back to my own body, I almost, *almost* missed the cushioning. But it was back to reality. Life as a dude was pretty rad too, but let's just say, Mom has my utmost respect. And maybe, I'll offer to vacuum once in a while. You know, just to mix it up.
And who knew? Maybe she'll get into "I Will Survive." Stranger things have happened.
Wait, does this mean I have to call myself my best friend’s mom? Oh man, I’m gonna need another protein shake.
This story was generated by user zach3 with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.
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Prompt: Write a story with dialogue My best friend worked for this new company called FitSwap it was a company that could swap your body with a personal trainer to workout your body for you. What I didn’t know was my mom had signed up and requested my friend to swap with her. Now my friend was in her busty redheaded body having the time of his life. My friend had always had a crush on my mom and now he had full access to her body. He is having a lot of fun though. He laughs as he shakes his protein shake loving how it makes his boobs jiggle. He also has to take over some of her house duties to though which he dreads, like vacuuming and cooking and doing the laundry. I didn't even know he was in there for a couple of days until I heard mom vacuuming and singing a song she would never know in a million years that my friend loves to sing. write the story from my friends perspective in my moms body.
Response: I was in love. Like, Hallmark-movie-holiday-season kind of love, except a lot weirder and with an insane amount of cardio. When I first accepted the swap job at FitSwap, I never imagined I'd end up in the, uh, voluptuous body of my best friend's mom. Let me set the scene for ya: the moment my vision cleared, I found myself staring into a full-length mirror in *her* bedroom. And wow, let's just say the view was fantastic. I mean, who knew she did yoga? I never signed up to do yoga, but I'd never been more motivated. I could almost hear the motivational quote: *How flexible do you want to be in life?* ...or something. The first couple of moments were surreal. I poked and prodded—oh geez, not there!—but yes, there too, and figured I should probably get down to the gym to start this "work-out-for-her" deal. Thing is, navigating in heals and a skirt was like trying to ice-skate with a walrus tied to each foot. But, finally, I managed to get into some yoga pants and a tank top. Let me tell you, the person who invented sports bras deserves a medal. When I found myself downstairs, it was like Christmas came early. Tom, my best friend—I mean, son?—was sitting there, munching on an apple, completely clueless. Had to play it cool, though. Imagine my surprise when I felt a genuine maternal instinct. Weird. "Morning, honey," I said, trying to match her high-pitched sing-song voice. "Morning, Mom." Wow, he didn’t even notice. I gave myself an internal high-five. Now, no way was I going to let Tom know it was me; I had a reputation to uphold. Or rather, my *momself* did. So, I waltzed into the living room and put on some 80s workout music. Time to get this party started! And by party, I mean a full-on workout session that involved a lot of jumping jacks. I giggled every darn time the girls did their own version of aerobics alongside me. Insert eyebrow wiggle here. But, as the old saying goes, with great power comes great responsibility. Housework—ugh. The vacuum looked like a relic from a time when dinosaurs roamed the Earth. But, as I turned it on, I couldn't help myself. I started singing "I Will Survive" at the top of my lungs. What? I had pipes now. "First I was afraid, I was petrified!" I hollered, and I vacuumed with the enthusiasm of someone who had just discovered caffeine. Then Tom walked in, eyes wide and mouth open. "Mom? Since when do you—?" "Just mixing it up a little, dear!" He looked puzzled and then shrugged; I gotta hand it to him. Guess you get used to weird pretty quickly when you're part of this family. The real fun started in the kitchen. Cooking was a nightmare. I never realized how much chopping went into a "simple salad." And don’t even get me started on the laundry. Who thought it was a good idea to wash certain clothing items in cold water only? Seriously, there should be a certification course for this stuff. Evenings were, um, interesting. I had to play along watching those cheesy romance shows and pretending to find them absolutely riveting. I almost gagged during a proposal scene. But hey, dunno if it was the workouts or just being in a woman’s body, but emotions hit differently. Felt kinda... cozy? Like, maybe "Touched By An Angel" wasn't so bad. And did you know there’s this whole thing about self-care with bubble baths and face masks? I went there. Sue me. One night, Tom brought up a school event, and I had to attend as his "mom." Oh boy, working that charm. I swear I stole the show with my faux pas and wildly inappropriate quotes from gym-flavored movies. Parents were surprised, sure, but I gotta admit it was kinda cool having that sort of power. By the end of my stint, I did feel kind of bad. When I swapped back to my own body, I almost, *almost* missed the cushioning. But it was back to reality. Life as a dude was pretty rad too, but let's just say, Mom has my utmost respect. And maybe, I'll offer to vacuum once in a while. You know, just to mix it up. And who knew? Maybe she'll get into "I Will Survive." Stranger things have happened. Wait, does this mean I have to call myself my best friend’s mom? Oh man, I’m gonna need another protein shake.
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