Lights, Laughter, Dinosaurs: The Dinosaur Bloopers
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**Dinosaur Bloopers/Outtakes**
[Scene 1: Opening Chase]
**Director's Voice:** And action!
[The Carnotaurs begin chasing the herd. As the camera pans to Aladar sprinting, one of the Carnotaurs trips over a rock and goes tumbling down the hill.]
**Carnotaur:** (voice muffled as he’s rolling) I’m okay! I’m okay!
[The other dinosaurs in the herd burst into laughter. The camera catches Aladar who is trying to keep his composure but fails.]
**Aladar:** Can someone please get him a stunt double?
[Scene 2: The Lemur Tree]
**Director's Voice:** Quiet on set, lemurs in position. And... action!
[Plio, Yar, Zini, and Suri sit in their positions. Just as Plio is about to deliver her line, Suri sneezes, catapulting herself backwards off the branch.]
**Suri:** (mid-fall) Achoo-ooooooooo!
[The cast rushes over to the edge where Suri is dangling from another branch.]
**Zini:** (stifling a laugh) Smooth moves, Suri. Smooth moves.
**Suri:** (hanging upside down) Do I still get paid for this?
[Scene 3: Crossing the Desert]
**Director's Voice:** Action!
[Aladar and the herd are crossing the desert. They're supposed to express fatigue and determination. Suddenly, Eema starts humming a catchy tune and the whole herd joins in, transforming the scene into an impromptu musical number.]
**Baylene:** (singing) Just keep walking, just keep walking...
**Aladar:** (laughing while trying to sing) We’re supposed to be serious!
[The scene descends into chaos as the Carnotaurs join in with exaggerated dance moves.]
**Carnotaur:** (singing) We're in a musical, dino-style!
[Scene 4: Bruton’s Big Fall]
**Director's Voice:** Bruton's fall, take six. And action!
[Bruton dramatically leaps, but instead of landing heroically, he slips and belly-flops into the shallow river.]
**Bruton:** (emerging, drenched) Maybe I should wear a wetsuit next time.
**Kron:** (teasing) Told you to practice those landings.
[Scene 5: Neera and Aladar’s Heartfelt Moment]
**Director's Voice:** Action!
[Aladar and Neera are supposed to share a moment. As they look into each other’s eyes, a random raptor runs in between them, photobombing with a goofy face.]
**Neera:** (amused) I didn’t know we invited guests.
**Raptor:** (grinning) I heard there was free food on set!
[Director’s Cameo]
**Director's Voice:** Alright, we have a special guest cameo today.
[Suddenly, we see Genie from Aladdin pop into the frame.]
**Genie:** (winking) Hey folks! Just passing through! Needs more pizzazz, don’t you think?
**Aladar:** Wow, didn’t see that one coming!
[Scene 6: Final Battle with Carnotaurs]
**Director's Voice:** Action!
[During the intense battle scene, Url accidentally swings his tail too hard, sending one of the Carnotaurs into a comical spin.]
**Carnotaur:** (dizzy and spinning) Wheeeeeeeeee!
[The cast bursts into uncontrollable laughter.]
**Aladar:** You know, if this were a comedy, we'd be nailing it.
**Kron:** Who says it isn’t?
[Scene 7: Final Scene]
**Director's Voice:** And... action!
[As everyone stands together, the camera zooms in for the final shot. Suddenly, Zini decides to photobomb everyone with a huge cheesy grin.]
**Zini:** (flashing the peace sign) Cheese!
**Eema:** (groaning) Seriously, Zini?
[The whole crew collapses into laughter. The director sighs and then chuckles.]
**Director's Voice:** Cut! That’s a wrap... for this take!
**Aladar:** (smiling at the camera) I guess these kinds of things make history fun too, huh?
**Suri:** (joining in) Yeah, fun for millions of years to come!
[The end card appears, showing the cast waving or goofing off, with the words: "Thanks for watching! See you all in the next extinction event!"]
**And so, the curtain falls on another wild production day in the prehistoric world of Dinosaur. Who said making a movie with dinosaurs would be easy?**
This story was generated by user TyTyTyTyTi with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.
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Prompt: Write the bloopers/outtakes of Dinosaur (a 2000 American live-action/animated adventure film produced by Walt Disney Feature Animation in association with The Secret Lab, and released by Walt Disney Pictures), where the characters (Aladar the Iguanodon, Plio the lemur, Yar the lemur, Zini the lemur, Suri the lemur, Neera the Iguanodon, Kron the Iguanodon, Bruton the Iguanodon, Baylene the Brachiosaurus, and Eema the Styracosaurus, as well as characters who don't talk in the actual movie (who can talk in the bloopers/outtakes unlike in the movie) like Url the Euoplocephalus/Ankylosaurus, the carnotaurs, the raptors, and some other characters) make/say things wrong unintentionally (a few times intentionally), all comically or funny, very much like the outtakes for Pixar's two films (A Bug's Life, Toy Story 2, and Monsters Inc), as if the scenes are actually being filmed (rather than being animated by animators). The bloopers/outtakes would feature many gags, dialogues, and other things, which don't go as planned for the film. There would be a brief cameo of a certain popular/famous Disney character (not a Mickey Mouse character) that was known before the year 2000. There should also be quotes from the characters in this story so we know what they're saying and what they're thinking.
Response: **Dinosaur Bloopers/Outtakes** [Scene 1: Opening Chase] **Director's Voice:** And action! [The Carnotaurs begin chasing the herd. As the camera pans to Aladar sprinting, one of the Carnotaurs trips over a rock and goes tumbling down the hill.] **Carnotaur:** (voice muffled as he’s rolling) I’m okay! I’m okay! [The other dinosaurs in the herd burst into laughter. The camera catches Aladar who is trying to keep his composure but fails.] **Aladar:** Can someone please get him a stunt double? [Scene 2: The Lemur Tree] **Director's Voice:** Quiet on set, lemurs in position. And... action! [Plio, Yar, Zini, and Suri sit in their positions. Just as Plio is about to deliver her line, Suri sneezes, catapulting herself backwards off the branch.] **Suri:** (mid-fall) Achoo-ooooooooo! [The cast rushes over to the edge where Suri is dangling from another branch.] **Zini:** (stifling a laugh) Smooth moves, Suri. Smooth moves. **Suri:** (hanging upside down) Do I still get paid for this? [Scene 3: Crossing the Desert] **Director's Voice:** Action! [Aladar and the herd are crossing the desert. They're supposed to express fatigue and determination. Suddenly, Eema starts humming a catchy tune and the whole herd joins in, transforming the scene into an impromptu musical number.] **Baylene:** (singing) Just keep walking, just keep walking... **Aladar:** (laughing while trying to sing) We’re supposed to be serious! [The scene descends into chaos as the Carnotaurs join in with exaggerated dance moves.] **Carnotaur:** (singing) We're in a musical, dino-style! [Scene 4: Bruton’s Big Fall] **Director's Voice:** Bruton's fall, take six. And action! [Bruton dramatically leaps, but instead of landing heroically, he slips and belly-flops into the shallow river.] **Bruton:** (emerging, drenched) Maybe I should wear a wetsuit next time. **Kron:** (teasing) Told you to practice those landings. [Scene 5: Neera and Aladar’s Heartfelt Moment] **Director's Voice:** Action! [Aladar and Neera are supposed to share a moment. As they look into each other’s eyes, a random raptor runs in between them, photobombing with a goofy face.] **Neera:** (amused) I didn’t know we invited guests. **Raptor:** (grinning) I heard there was free food on set! [Director’s Cameo] **Director's Voice:** Alright, we have a special guest cameo today. [Suddenly, we see Genie from Aladdin pop into the frame.] **Genie:** (winking) Hey folks! Just passing through! Needs more pizzazz, don’t you think? **Aladar:** Wow, didn’t see that one coming! [Scene 6: Final Battle with Carnotaurs] **Director's Voice:** Action! [During the intense battle scene, Url accidentally swings his tail too hard, sending one of the Carnotaurs into a comical spin.] **Carnotaur:** (dizzy and spinning) Wheeeeeeeeee! [The cast bursts into uncontrollable laughter.] **Aladar:** You know, if this were a comedy, we'd be nailing it. **Kron:** Who says it isn’t? [Scene 7: Final Scene] **Director's Voice:** And... action! [As everyone stands together, the camera zooms in for the final shot. Suddenly, Zini decides to photobomb everyone with a huge cheesy grin.] **Zini:** (flashing the peace sign) Cheese! **Eema:** (groaning) Seriously, Zini? [The whole crew collapses into laughter. The director sighs and then chuckles.] **Director's Voice:** Cut! That’s a wrap... for this take! **Aladar:** (smiling at the camera) I guess these kinds of things make history fun too, huh? **Suri:** (joining in) Yeah, fun for millions of years to come! [The end card appears, showing the cast waving or goofing off, with the words: "Thanks for watching! See you all in the next extinction event!"] **And so, the curtain falls on another wild production day in the prehistoric world of Dinosaur. Who said making a movie with dinosaurs would be easy?**
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