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**Helluva Boss Vs... Crossover Series**
**Episode: "Cretaceous Carnage"**

**Fade In: The Hell office of I.M.P.**

Blitzo sits at his desk, feet propped up, flipping through potential contracts. Millie sharpens her scythe nearby, while Moxxie polishes a rifle. Suddenly, Loona, working at the reception desk, buzzes them.

**Loona:** "Hey, Boss, we got a big one this time. Client sounds... fucked up."

Blitzo perks up, tossing the contracts aside.

**Blitzo:** "Well, bring the miserable fucker in! I'm bored outta my skull."

The door swings open, revealing Indiana, the Indoraptor now transformed into a demonic figure with scales glistening and a horned head.

**Indiana:** (in a deep, growling voice) "I need someone dead. Owen Grady."

Blitzo raises an eyebrow and grins.

**Blitzo:** "Owen Grady, huh? The dino-dude from that Jurassic shithole. What did that prick do to you?"

**Indiana:** (baring his teeth) "He and his goddamn raptor pet killed me. Now he's still prancing around alive while I'm stuck here. I want him in Hell, suffering like me."

**Moxxie:** (skeptical) "A human versus a dinosaur... that doesn't sound right."

**Blitzo:** "Who gives a shit? A job’s a job. If he wants Grady dead, we'll make it happen. Alright, team, grab your crap. We're going dino hunting!"

**Cut To: Earth, near Owen Grady’s residence.**

The portal opens, and Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie step out onto a silent street, dressed inconspicuously.

**Millie:** "So, where are we gonna find this asshole?"

**Moxxie:** (checking a map) "According to the intel, he's pretty active in the area, probably with his raptors. We’ll start at the training facility."

**Blitzo:** "Alright, enough chitchat. Let’s find him and put a bullet up his Jurassic ass."

They stalk through the shadows, navigating through the trees and tall grass until they reach the training facility. Owen is seen training Blue and a few other raptors.

**Blitzo:** "There he is! The dino-fucker himself."

**Moxxie:** "Easy now. We don’t want the raptors going after us."

**Millie:** "Aw, but I’d love to wrestle with them raptors! They look like they'd be a hell of a fight."

**Blitzo:** "Stay focused, Millie. Moxxie, take the shot when you have a clear view."

**Moxxie:** (nervously) "Got it."

Moxxie steadies his rifle, aiming at Owen. Just as he pulls the trigger, Blue senses danger and tackles Owen out of the way. The bullet ricochets, causing chaos as the raptors start snarling and looking around for the shooter.

**Owen:** "What the hell?!"

The I.M.P. crew scatters, with Blue hot on their trail.

**Blitzo:** "Shit, shit, shit! Keep her off us, Millie!"

**Millie:** (grinning wickedly) "With pleasure!"

Millie engages Blue, fighting aggressively to keep her distracted. Meanwhile, Blitzo and Moxxie maneuver closer to Owen.

**Blitzo:** "Second time’s the charm, Moxxie. Don’t fuck it up!"

As Moxxie aims again, Blitzo lunges forward, knocking Owen down and allowing Moxxie to get a clean shot. This time, the bullet finds its mark. Owen falls, clutching at his chest as the life drains out of him.

**Blitzo:** (smirking) "Dino-dick bites the dust."

**Cut To: Hell, Pentagram City.**

Owen stumbles into the chaotic streets of Hell, now transformed into a raptor-like humanoid demon, complete with scales and sharp claws. Indiana approaches him, their eyes meeting.

**Indiana:** "Welcome to Hell, Grady."

**Owen:** (sighing) "Shit. And I thought dealing with dinosaurs was bad."

**Indiana:** (smirking) "Now, we’re even."

The two former enemies walk through the city, now reconciled in their shared torment. In the distance, the I.M.P. crew watches, their job complete.

**Blitzo:** "Well, that was fucking nuts. Nice work, team. Time to get our asses home."

As they disappear through a portal, the camera pans over the bustling streets of Hell, filled with countless damned souls, including other familiar faces who met their end in various franchises.

**Millie:** "Wonder who’s next on our list."

**Blitzo:** "Who gives a damn? Long as we get paid."

**Loona:** (through the intercom) "Hurry up, assholes. We've got more contracts lining up."

With one last smirk, Blitzo snaps his fingers, and the portal closes behind them.

**Fade Out.**

[End of Episode]

This story was generated by user DylanVsFizzarolli8 with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.

Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL·E 2, or uploaded by the user.

AI Prompts

Prompt: Write an episode idea for "Helluva Boss Vs... Crossover" series, where I.M.P. (Immediate Murder Professionals) crewmembers, Blitzo (the crew's leader), Moxxie (the crew's weapons specialist), and Millie (the crew's powerhouse), from the adult cartoon/animated series Helluva Boss, go on many misadventures and go into many other series/franchise to murder those characters, who the sinners (who were once mortal beings from other series/franchise but now live as sinner demons in Hell as depicted in the "Hazbin Hotel" and "Helluva Boss" series) believe have made sins. In this episode, the Indoraptor (a hybrid dinosaur from the 2018 film Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom), had been killed off by both Owen Grady and Blue the Raptor. So the Indoraptor, who is dead for 6 years (since he died in 2018 during the Lockwood Incident) and is now an even more monstrous-looking sinner demon of Hell who's now truly sentient and capable of talking (he's been this was since he died), now known as Indiana, is angry about being killed by both Rexy and Blue, and he pays I.M.P. to kill Owen Grady. During their mission to kill Owen Grady, I.M.P. would struggle, but then finally succeeds in killing Owen, and Owen arrives in Hell (as depicted in the "Hazbin Hotel" and "Helluva Boss" series) as a raptor-like humanoid sinner demon who now spends the rest of his afterlife in a job located somewhere in Pentagram City with Indiana/Indoraptor (who now reconcile). There should also be quotes from the characters in this story (this story should include the profanity/swear words (including but not limited to fuck, shit, bitch, etc) from Blitzo himself and Loona herself, and, to a lesser extent, Moxxie and Millie; even some sinner demons who wear once mortals from other franchises, such as Indoraptor/Indiana himself, also swear as demons) so we know what they're saying and what they're thinking.

Response: **Helluva Boss Vs... Crossover Series** **Episode: "Cretaceous Carnage"** **Fade In: The Hell office of I.M.P.** Blitzo sits at his desk, feet propped up, flipping through potential contracts. Millie sharpens her scythe nearby, while Moxxie polishes a rifle. Suddenly, Loona, working at the reception desk, buzzes them. **Loona:** "Hey, Boss, we got a big one this time. Client sounds... fucked up." Blitzo perks up, tossing the contracts aside. **Blitzo:** "Well, bring the miserable fucker in! I'm bored outta my skull." The door swings open, revealing Indiana, the Indoraptor now transformed into a demonic figure with scales glistening and a horned head. **Indiana:** (in a deep, growling voice) "I need someone dead. Owen Grady." Blitzo raises an eyebrow and grins. **Blitzo:** "Owen Grady, huh? The dino-dude from that Jurassic shithole. What did that prick do to you?" **Indiana:** (baring his teeth) "He and his goddamn raptor pet killed me. Now he's still prancing around alive while I'm stuck here. I want him in Hell, suffering like me." **Moxxie:** (skeptical) "A human versus a dinosaur... that doesn't sound right." **Blitzo:** "Who gives a shit? A job’s a job. If he wants Grady dead, we'll make it happen. Alright, team, grab your crap. We're going dino hunting!" **Cut To: Earth, near Owen Grady’s residence.** The portal opens, and Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie step out onto a silent street, dressed inconspicuously. **Millie:** "So, where are we gonna find this asshole?" **Moxxie:** (checking a map) "According to the intel, he's pretty active in the area, probably with his raptors. We’ll start at the training facility." **Blitzo:** "Alright, enough chitchat. Let’s find him and put a bullet up his Jurassic ass." They stalk through the shadows, navigating through the trees and tall grass until they reach the training facility. Owen is seen training Blue and a few other raptors. **Blitzo:** "There he is! The dino-fucker himself." **Moxxie:** "Easy now. We don’t want the raptors going after us." **Millie:** "Aw, but I’d love to wrestle with them raptors! They look like they'd be a hell of a fight." **Blitzo:** "Stay focused, Millie. Moxxie, take the shot when you have a clear view." **Moxxie:** (nervously) "Got it." Moxxie steadies his rifle, aiming at Owen. Just as he pulls the trigger, Blue senses danger and tackles Owen out of the way. The bullet ricochets, causing chaos as the raptors start snarling and looking around for the shooter. **Owen:** "What the hell?!" The I.M.P. crew scatters, with Blue hot on their trail. **Blitzo:** "Shit, shit, shit! Keep her off us, Millie!" **Millie:** (grinning wickedly) "With pleasure!" Millie engages Blue, fighting aggressively to keep her distracted. Meanwhile, Blitzo and Moxxie maneuver closer to Owen. **Blitzo:** "Second time’s the charm, Moxxie. Don’t fuck it up!" As Moxxie aims again, Blitzo lunges forward, knocking Owen down and allowing Moxxie to get a clean shot. This time, the bullet finds its mark. Owen falls, clutching at his chest as the life drains out of him. **Blitzo:** (smirking) "Dino-dick bites the dust." **Cut To: Hell, Pentagram City.** Owen stumbles into the chaotic streets of Hell, now transformed into a raptor-like humanoid demon, complete with scales and sharp claws. Indiana approaches him, their eyes meeting. **Indiana:** "Welcome to Hell, Grady." **Owen:** (sighing) "Shit. And I thought dealing with dinosaurs was bad." **Indiana:** (smirking) "Now, we’re even." The two former enemies walk through the city, now reconciled in their shared torment. In the distance, the I.M.P. crew watches, their job complete. **Blitzo:** "Well, that was fucking nuts. Nice work, team. Time to get our asses home." As they disappear through a portal, the camera pans over the bustling streets of Hell, filled with countless damned souls, including other familiar faces who met their end in various franchises. **Millie:** "Wonder who’s next on our list." **Blitzo:** "Who gives a damn? Long as we get paid." **Loona:** (through the intercom) "Hurry up, assholes. We've got more contracts lining up." With one last smirk, Blitzo snaps his fingers, and the portal closes behind them. **Fade Out.** [End of Episode]

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