**Infernal Showdown: Get into Hellfire**
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### Get into Hellfire (Parody of "Get in the Water")
**Blitzo: There you are, bitch**
**Blitzo:**
I've been waiting for this moment,
For the perfect time to strike.
When you thought you were safe in your little space,
That's when our paths collide.
I've got a reputation,
I've got names to besmirch,
So if you believe you're safe from me,
You're in for quite the lurch.
**Blitzo:** Now get into Hellfire,
*Millie echoing* Get into Hellfire,
Or I'll scorch this motel bright, watch your family burn in sight,
Get into Hellfire.
**Dylan:** Wait—
**Blitzo:** Get into Hellfire.
**Dylan:** Stop this,
Please—
**Blitzo:** I'll make this inferno reign so fierce,
Both your mom and your dad will sear.
**Dylan:** No!
**Blitzo:** Get into Hellfire,
Get into Hellfire,
Don't mistake my threat for a jest,
Your existence is a curse and pest.
Get into Hellfire,
Get into Hellfire,
I'll rip your eyes from your head,
That is, unless you die instead.
Get into Hellfire.
**Dylan:** Aren't you tired, Blitzo?
How long will this violence go?
We're both puppets of our own scars,
So let's put an end to this tar below.
**Blitzo:** I can't—
**Dylan:** Maybe you could learn to forgive?
**Blitzo:** No—
**Blitzo:**
Mercy is
A luxury
We don’t know.
*(*Chaos, flames, intense music, the roaring of Hellfire*)*
**Chorus (Moxxie, Millie, Blitzo):** Aaah
**Blitzo:**
You can relax, you schmuck,
I can see your legs are shakin',
Look at all you've lost and all you've burned,
I'll haunt you in hell, trust my return.
Oh, woah, Dylan,
Waiting, waiting, waiting, ah.
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Prompt: Write a song, called "Get into Hellfire", about the I.M.P. crewmembers (Blitzo (the leader), Moxxie (the weapons specialist), and Millie (a powerhouse)), from the adult animated series Helluva Boss, temporarily arriving from Hell into the motel realm (Earth) and attempting to kill Dylan the Dylanus (an OC made by a DeviantArt user Dylan613), threatening to kill his entire family unless Dylan lets I.M.P. kill him. This song is a parody of "Get in the Water" from Jorge Rivera-Herrans' musical project EPIC: The Musical, with Dylan replacing Odysseus and the I.M.P. crewmembers replacing Poseidon in this song. Here is the lyrics (Get in the Water) that this song (Get into Hellfire) is a parody of (however, this song should be modified to fit the story and setting of this song, plus Blitzo uses curses/swears such as fuck, shit, bitch, etc, so this song could have swearing from Blitzo): Poseidon: There you are, coward Poseidon: I've been waiting for this moment For the perfect time to strike When your home's so close and you've reached your coast That's when our paths collide I've got a reputation I've got a name to uphold So I can't go letting you walk Or else the world forgets I'm cold Poseidon: Now get in the water Get in the water Or I'll raise the tide so high, all of Ithaca will die Get in the water Odysseus: Wait Poseidon: Get in the water Odysseus: Stop this Please Poseidon: I'll make tidal waves so profound Both your wife and your son will drown Odysseus: No! Poseidon: Get in the water Get in the water Don't mistake my threats for bluff You have lived more than enough Get in the water Get in the water I'll take your son and gouge his eyes That is, unless you choose to die Get in the water Odysseus: Aren't you tired, Poseidon? It's been ten years, how long will this go? We're both hurting from losses So why not leave this here and just go home? Poseidon: I can't Odysseus: Maybe you could learn to forgive? Poseidon: No Poseidon: Ruthlessness is Mercy upon Ourselves Poseidon: Die [*Chaos Waves, Lighting, Scary Poseidon*] Chorus: Aaah Poseidon: You can relax, my friend I can tell you're getting nervous Look at all we've lost and all we've learned I'll stay in your heart Oh, woah, Odysseus Waiting, waiting, waiting, ah
Response: ### Get into Hellfire (Parody of "Get in the Water") **Blitzo: There you are, Dylan** **Blitzo:** I've been waiting for this moment, For the perfect time to strike. When you thought you were safe in your little space, That's when our paths collide. I've got a reputation, I've got names to besmirch, So if you believe you're safe from me, You're in for quite the lurch. **Blitzo:** Now get into Hellfire, *Millie echoing* Get into Hellfire, Or I'll scorch this motel bright, watch your family burn in sight, Get into Hellfire. **Dylan:** Wait— **Blitzo:** Get into Hellfire. **Dylan:** Stop this, Please— **Blitzo:** I'll make this inferno reign so fierce, Both your mom and your dad will sear. **Dylan:** No! **Blitzo:** Get into Hellfire, Get into Hellfire, Don't mistake my threat for a jest, Your existence is a curse and pest. Get into Hellfire, Get into Hellfire, I'll rip your eyes from your head, That is, unless you die instead. Get into Hellfire. **Dylan:** Aren't you tired, Blitzo? How long will this violence go? We're both puppets of our own scars, So let's put an end to this tar below. **Blitzo:** I can't— **Dylan:** Maybe you could just walk away? **Blitzo:** No— **Blitzo:** Mercy is A luxury We don’t know. *(*Chaos, flames, intense music, the roaring of Hellfire*)* **Chorus (Moxxie, Millie, Blitzo):** Aaah **Blitzo:** You can relax, you schmuck, I can see your legs are shakin', Look at all you've lost and all you've burned, I'll haunt you in hell, trust my return. Oh, woah, Dylanus, Waiting, waiting, waiting, ah.
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