Shin Dylan V1

Prompt: Write a parody of Shin Godzilla, known as "Shin Dylan", with the humanoid creature known as Shin Dylan (a character based on Dylan the Dylanus made by a DeviantArt user Dylan613) replacing Shin Godzilla itself as the main antagonist, and taking place in Hell (as depicted from two of adults cartoon/animated series " Hazbin Hotel" and "Helluva Boss") instead of Japan in this film (with the exorcist angels instead of the US army in this movie). Instead of Tokyo, it mainly takes place in "Imp City", near Pentagram City, also within the Pride Ring of Hell. Here are the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss characters that will replace the Shin Godzilla human characters; Moxxie (Helluva Boss) replaces Rando Yaguchi (the film's main protagonist), Loona (Helluva Boss) replaces Hideki Akasaka, Millie (Helluva Boss) replaces Satomi Ishihara, Blitzo (Helluva Boss) replaces the prime minister (who is killed by Shin Godzilla, while Blitzo in this film is killed by Shin Dylan), the grim reaper-like demons (Helluva Boss) replaces the Japanese army, the exorcists (Hazbin Hotel) replaces the US army, and many more Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss characters replaces all human characters of "Shin Godzilla" in "Shin Dylan". Here is Shin Dylan's description; Unlike Dylan the Dylanus, Shin Dylan was not a hero, but instead was a dangerous beast driven by his instinct for survival and adaptation. It was at first indifferent, if not merely unaware of demons, until they hurt it, which with these factors puts it at odds with humanity. Compared to its mortal counterpart, Shin Dylan is also significantly more grotesque, monstrous, and biologically bizarre due to its capacity for evolve itself at near-constant state through self-mutation. Due to its vast powers, it has been considered as "God incarnate". Shin Dylan has the following powers, abilities, and unique physiology; Self-Evolution, Body Modification (via Self-Evolution), Environmental Adaptation (via Self-Evolution), Appendage Generation (via Self-Evolution), Gigantification (via Self-Evolution), Self-Ability Granting (via Self-Evolution), Self-Proliferation (via Self-Evolution), Demonoid Creation via Self-Evolution (Being able to create demon-like creatures from its tail and lower back), Bio-Radiokinesis (including Radiation Absorption, Radiation Empowerment, Radiation Emission, Radiation Generation, Radiation Heat Ray, Dorsal Beams, Tail Ray Emission, Thermal Flame, and Flammable Smoke Breath), Colossal Size-related abilities (including Supernatural Strength, Supernatural Durability, Supernatural Endurance, Supernatural Accuracy, Supernatural Reflexes, Supernatural Speed, and Extrasensory Perception), Radar Tracking, Precognition, Regeneration, Self-Sustenance, Speed Swimming, Nictitating Membranes, Superheated Blood, Light Generation, Heat Generation, Sharp Teeth, Multi-Hinged Jaws, Sharp Claws, Pressure Immunity, Heat Resistance, Cold Resistance, and Gravity Beam Absorption. Shin Dylan is a dangerous beast driven by his instinct for survival and adaptation. It is at first indifferent, if not merely unaware of demons, until they hurt it, which with these factors puts it at odds with humanity. Compared to its mortal counterpart, Shin Dylan is also significantly more grotesque, monstrous, and biologically bizarre due to its capacity for evolve itself at near-constant state through self-mutation. Due to its vast powers, it has been considered as "God incarnate". Shin Dylan has five forms; The first form is never physically seen by the demons aside from its tail and part of its back, however, illustrations of Shin Dylan shows that the first form was an otter-like hairless and colossal creature that had two legs which were very primitive in looks and the head looking like the head of a macaque but had no hair or ears, it is seen to have the same orangish skin as seen in the second form that made landfall. The most active part was the long tail that was easily over 14 to 20 meters long. It remains unknown if the first form had any powers/abilities at all. Soon after made its presence known, Shin Dylan makes its way for Prideus City where it now has a pair of fully-functional digitigrade legs that suit for better locomotion on land. Because the legs were newly developed for land movement at that time, Shin Dylan was only able to stand horizontally, with its body held parallel to the ground. It now began to grow arms that developed at a slower rate compared to its legs as they were just in the form of small, developing stubs, Its tail had begun to shrink, although it was still moderately long. It also has a pair of huge fish-like eyes with small black pupils. Its skin is a reddish-beige color and it has large pulsating nostrils on its face, which leak a red, blood-like fluid as it moves. It also sports a more hunched-over back. The form is affectionally nicknamed by the imps of Imp City as Shugrua, after the region of the attack. Upon developing into the third form, Shin Dylan began to change his posture into a more upright one like a traditional depiction of Dylan thanks to further development of its legs. Aside from its more upright posture, its skin has turned peach in color, which also glows due to the cooling system for nuclear energy in its body is yet to fully developed for adaptation on land. Its tiny arms have also developed further as well, where they now sprout still-developing fingers. Since the course of its evolution now intended to have better physiology for adapting land environments, Shin Dylan's fins on its tail have now almost entirely reduced albeit still functions when it needs to go to the ocean to cool off its body until the biological cooling system for nuclear energy in its body was fully developed. This form's nickname is Pandora-san, once again named after the region of its activity. After further evolution to the point were its body was now suited for adapting land environment as well as completing the development of its nuclear energy's natural cooling system, Shin Dylan now no longer needs to retreat to the hellish ocean to cool its body. Its legs had now adopted a plantigrade posture instead of a digitigrade posture. While its appearance now looks more like its counterpart, the result of its evolution for fully adapted on land made it hideous and looked like a skeletal, undead being: it had numerous gaps on its skin that results in its muscles over several parts of its body exposed. Shin Dylan's rib cage protrudes slightly and its outlines could be seen from its hoodie. Shin Dylan also appears to possess countless uneven rows of jagged, sharp teeth inside its mouth with a pair of large round nostrils above it, and its mouth extends partially into his cheeks, some teeth protruding from the skin above and underneath his mouth. Not only that, it also possesses tan skin that has patterns resembling keloid scars to give of impression that it seems the victim of a Hydrogen bomb, where many of them running into his back which are reminiscent of blood vessels. Its arms now fully developed like its counterpart, albeit are more muscular. Shin Dylan's tail is noticeably almost entirely completely absent except its tip, where it is covered in twisted, mangled bones. The tip of its tail appears to have a small, mostly skeletal face/skull that had a prominent jaw that later can be opened like actual jaw. Shin Dylan used this face/skull to fire its second also-blue-colored atomic beam to simultaneously beamed its atomic breath to two targets at once. In spite of drastic changes on its body due to evolution progress, there are still some traits that still remained. For instance, even after his eyes shrunk, Shin Dylan still lacked eyelids, and only had a protective membrane in place of it instead that both protected them from intense light from its green-colored atomic breath and bombs, and functioned like typical eyelids that it closed when entering its resting coma-like state. Whenever Shin Dylan released the atomic breath, its skull unhinges upwards, while the bone of its lower jaw splits apart to give its mouth cavity more space for its atomic beam. This form's referred as Wrathoma-kun. Here is Shin Dylan's personality; In stark contrast of its counterpart, Shin Dylan is outright detached from everything in the series emotionally, so much that it ignores the Exorcists' attempt to injure it as it slowly yet methodically shambles its way through demonic populations. The reason of this could be either due to it being either a mindless force of destruction or worse, in a constant state of pain, agony and suffering from its mutation and disfigurement, fitting the description that Shin Dylan "is equally a victim of the atomic bomb". Shin Dylan's zombie-like demeanor eventually cracked as soon as the Exorcists' Stealth Bombers dropped Colossal Ordnance Penetrator (COP) that injured its back and blasted off parts of its upper back's flesh, enraging it that it unleashed its wrath upon its attackers and surroundings alike. The rampage and subsequent Operation: Moxxie also revealed a degree of intelligence during combat situation; in addition of developing ESP ability to protect its dormant form, Shin Dylan developed its tail beam attack as the alternative to equally destructive yet energy-taxing dorsal beams and even reserved some energy to surprise attack the squadron of the demonic workers who attempt to inject it with a coagulant. Here's the plot to Shin Godzilla (which the movie "Shin Dylan" is a parody of): One morning, the Japan Coast Guard comes aboard an abandoned yacht called the Glory-Maru in Tokyo Bay. The craft's owner is nowhere to be found, and all that remains on the boat are a few folders, a piece of origami and a pair of shoes. Suddenly, the boat begins to shake as a huge cloud of steam erupts from the bay. A leak opens in the Tokyo Bay Aqua-Line, causing a strange red fluid to pour in. Deputy Chief Cabinet Secretary Rando Yaguchi learns of the disaster and discusses it with his colleague, Yusuke Shimura. Shimura informs him that a meeting will be held to discuss the ongoing disaster, and that the Prime Minister will be arriving shortly. When the meeting begins, government officials determine that the cause of the incident in the bay was likely either an earthquake or an underwater volcanic eruption, despite no previous tectonic or volcanic activity being recorded in the area. Yaguchi, after monitoring videos of the incident filmed by eyewitnesses, proposes that some sort of giant creature is behind it. The other officials do not take Yaguchi seriously and dismiss his claims, then call for an all-Cabinet meeting. During the meeting, Cabinet officials discuss measures that will be taken to address the disaster, until they are told to turn on the television and look at the news. After turning on the TV, they witness footage of a colossal tail rising from the bay, confirming Yaguchi's earlier proposal. The Prime Minister immediately arranges a meeting with university biologists to determine what kind of creature the tail belongs to, while Yaguchi takes matters into his own hands and has Shimura call his college friend Hiromi Ogashira, a low-ranking official from the Ministry of the Environment, to provide a more concise analysis of the monster. When the Prime Minister reconvenes with the rest of the government officials, Ogashira explains that the creature appears to have both gills and fin-like legs, meaning it could come on land. Other officials tell the Prime Minister that the creature's legs would collapse under its weight if it came ashore. The Prime Minister decides to hold a press conference to calm the public, then dons a blue emergency uniform and leaves. Meanwhile, the creature exits the bay and begins swimming up a river into Tokyo, destroying boats and bridges as it swims. At the press conference, the Prime Minister assures the press that there is no risk of the monster coming ashore, only to be informed by an aide that the creature has surfaced. The monster, walking clumsily on its two hind legs, comes ashore in Kamata in the Ota Ward, smashing cars and destroying buildings as it waddles through the street. The Prime Minister reconvenes with the other officials, and is urged to make a decision to allow the Self-Defense Forces to attack the creature. The Prime Minister states that such an action is unprecedented, and he is not keen on mobilizing the country for war. But as the monster continues rampaging through Kamata and approaching Shinagawa, the Prime Minister reluctantly gives the order to mobilize attack helicopters against it. Helicopters are launched from Chiba and fly to Shinagawa to engage the monster. Suddenly, the creature stops moving and falls flat onto the ground. Then, it begins to evolve, sprouting tiny arms and standing upright on its hind legs before emitting a deafening roar. The monster continues walking through Shinagawa, and is confronted by the helicopters. The order is given to fire, and the pilots begin aiming their weapons at the creature. However, they are told to hold their fire at the last second, as civilians are still present in the area. When asked if the helicopters can fire, the Prime Minister orders the operation to be aborted. The monster's dorsal fins begin glowing red and giving off steam, and it roars loudly before dropping back to a horizontal stance and running back into the ocean. Later, numerous officials including Yaguchi visit the ruins of an area destroyed by the monster. They lament the devastation before one minister and his aides leave to go meet the press. Yaguchi remains behind and prays silently before slowly walking away. At the Prime Minister's residence, Yaguchi assembles a team of low-level bureaucrats and government outcasts to determine a way to combat the monster if it ever comes ashore again. Initially, the team ponders how the creature is able to sustain itself given its huge size, to which Ogashira postulates that it derives its energy from nuclear fission. Following some analysis of the monster's path of destruction, it is discovered that it leaves radiation in its wake, confirming Ogashira's hypothesis. A special envoy from the President of the United States, Japanese-American Kayoco Anne Patterson, arranges a meeting with Yaguchi and offers an arrangement to help both governments. She states that if Yaguchi can provide her with information on a missing biologist named Goro Maki, she has been authorized by her government to give him more information about the creature. Yaguchi's sources eventually uncover information about Maki, a disgraced Japanese professor who was employed by the American Department of Energy after being exiled from Japan. Maki's yacht, the Glory-Maru was found abandoned in Tokyo Bay right before the incident in the Aqua Line, with Maki apparently having committed suicide. Yaguchi presents the information to Kayoco, who in return provides him with a file from Maki's notes about the monster, which he named "Godzilla," meaning "incarnation of God" on Maki's home of Odo Island. Yaguchi brings the new information to his team for them to analyze. They learn that Maki was studying nuclear waste dumped into the Pacific Ocean by the United States about 60 years ago. Godzilla was apparently the result of an ancient sea creature becoming surrounded by this nuclear waste and rapidly adapting to withstand it. The team eventually concludes that the reason Godzilla returned to the ocean was because the nuclear fission in his body produces a tremendous amount of heat, and he needed water to keep his body temperature under control. They then determine that Godzilla must possess a blood cooling system as well, and that theoretically they could force it to perform a reactor scram to stay alive by injecting it with a blood coagulant and freezing it. Yaguchi tells the various team members to prepare an operation to freeze Godzilla, tentatively titled the "Yaguchi Plan." Godzilla suddenly surfaces at Kamakura, south of Tokyo, now grown nearly twice as large. Godzilla begins to walk onto land and approach Tokyo again. The Prime Minister is urged to mobilize the Self-Defense Forces again, and finally gives the order to begin the defense strategy known as Operation Taba. Several Type 10 Tanks are lined up next to the Tama River to form a secondary line of defense, while multiple AH-64 Apache helicopters are launched to attack Godzilla first. As Godzilla nears Tokyo, the choppers fly in front of him. The Prime Minister finally gives the order to fire, and the choppers fire their autocannons at Godzilla. The bullets simply bounce off of Godzilla's face, and the monster does not even seem to notice and keeps walking. The choppers fire 30mm chain gun rounds at Godzilla, but they fail to injure him as well. The pilots ask for permission to fire rockets at Godzilla, but the Prime Minister is hesitant. The Minister of Defense, Reiko Hanamori, tells the Prime Minister that he has no choice, and he decides to grant permission. The choppers fire their rockets at Godzilla, and they too fail to faze him. As Godzilla continues to approach the river, the tanks are ordered to open fire on Godzilla and aim for his head and legs. Self-propelled howitzers open fire on Godzilla as well, but they too are unable to halt him. Fighter jets fly overhead and drop bombs onto Godzilla, seemingly causing him to turn around. The JSDF and the government believe the bombs are working, and order the planes to drop more bombs and finish Godzilla off. The bombs hit Godzilla and create a huge cloud of smoke. Suddenly, a bridge is flung out of the smoke cloud and crushes several tanks. Operation Taba ends in failure, as Godzilla walks out of the smoke cloud completely unharmed and continues approaching Tokyo. As night falls, Godzilla is getting closer and closer to the heart of Tokyo. The Prime Minister is informed that the American military has sent B-2 stealth bombers armed with GBU-57 Massive Ordnance Penetrator (MOP) bombs to attack Godzilla. With the Prime Minister's residence laying in Godzilla's path, he is urged to evacuate along with his highest-ranking Cabinet officials. The Prime Minister is reluctant to evacuate, but Yaguchi tells him that he is too important to risk his life and needs to escape now. Yaguchi tells the other officials that he and the lower-ranking bureaucrats will escape in cars, then leaves. While the Prime Minister and his Cabinet are being loaded into helicopters on the roof, Yaguchi and his colleagues find themselves caught in a huge traffic jam. Realizing that the American bombing strike will take place soon, Yaguchi decides to exit the car and warn the civilians. After Yaguchi exits the car, he hears thundering footsteps and looks over the nearby buildings to see Godzilla walking past. Yaguchi and the civilians run into the subway tunnels, while the B-2 bombers fly overhead and drop their MOP bombs onto Godzilla. Several bombs strike the top of Godzilla's back, blasting off some of his dorsal fins and drawing a large amount of blood. Godzilla roars out in pain and looks down at the ground. His dorsal fins begin to emit a purple glow, which spreads across the rest of his body. Godzilla unhinges his jaw and his lower jaw splits in half, revealing a purple glow coming from his throat. Godzilla begins spewing a black smoke from his mouth onto the streets below, which spreads across all of Tokyo. The black smoke coming from Godzilla's mouth then ignites into a gout of flame, which produces a gigantic fireball that blows up huge sections of the city. The fire condenses even further into a thin purple laser, which Godzilla aims up into the air, causing it to completely destroy one of the bombers. As Kayoco evacuates the city with the American ambassador in a car, she overhears that one of the bombers was destroyed. The ambassador exclaims that it is impossible, while Kayoco simply remarks that Godzilla is truly a god incarnate. The other bombers circle back and prepare to attack Godzilla again, dropping more MOPs onto his back. Godzilla closes his mouth and stops firing his atomic breath, then suddenly unleashes several purple beams from in between his dorsal fins. These beams shoot up into the sky, destroying the bombs and the bombers. Godzilla opens his mouth again and fires his atomic breath, slicing several skyscrapers in half and blowing up the helicopter holding the Prime Minister and his Cabinet. Godzilla allows the beam to turn back into fire, setting the ruins of Tokyo ablaze before it is extinguished altogether. Godzilla continues walking through the city before stopping near a train station, where his body ceases glowing and he seemingly freezes in place. The next morning, Tokyo is in ruins and the government is in shambles, with the Prime Minister and the next several in line to succeed him all dead. Yaguchi emerges from the subway tunnels and is escorted to a building where some remaining bureaucrats are. After hearing about the death of the Cabinet, Yaguchi loses his temper and screams at the others not to go to pieces now and instead make do with those who have survived. Yaguchi calms down and apologizes, then decides to get his team back together to resume work on the Yaguchi Plan. Meanwhile, the Japanese Parliament convenes and names Minister of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries Yusuke Satomi as the interim Prime Minister. Yaguchi meets with the remaining members of his team and expresses his condolences for all who were lost, but expresses the increased importance of their work now. The team immediately resumes working on the Yaguchi Plan and studying Godzilla and potential ways to defeat him. A reconnaissance team in the ruins of Tokyo has discovered one of Godzilla's severed dorsal fins and that it is seemingly regenerating on its own and could potentially become a functioning organism. At this rate, one member of Yaguchi's team suggests that Godzilla could propagate all over the world, or even evolve wings for intercontinental flight. Unfortunately for Yaguchi's team, they are unable to synthesize a coagulant that can affect Godzilla, and are unable to interpret molecular diagrams of Godzilla found with Maki's notes. Yaguchi meets with Kayoco again, and learns from her that the American government, fearing that Godzilla could spread around the world and possibly land on the West Coast of the U.S., has decided to launch a nuclear strike against Godzilla while he is dormant in Tokyo. Japan will have two weeks to evacuate Tokyo and the surrounding areas, after which the strike will be delivered, one day before Godzilla is expected to resume activity. Kayoco reveals that her grandmother lived through the atomic bombing of Hiroshima, and she is unwilling to see another nuclear bomb dropped on the country of her ancestors. Yaguchi meets with Akasaka, telling him to do something to delay or prevent the nuclear strike. Akasaka says that the United Nations security council has approved the strike and that other nations will assist Japan in rebuilding the city after the strike. Yaguchi tells Akasaka that his team is making progress with their plan to freeze Godzilla, but Akasaka insists that a nuclear strike is the only way to certainly destroy Godzilla. Luckily, Yaguchi's team has a breakthrough with their work. They discover that when folding the molecular blueprints of Godzilla, they can visualize how his cells metabolize radiation. They determine that Godzilla's cells can metabolize radiation in the presence of water and oxygen. The team concludes that they can inhibit the activity of Godzilla's cellular membranes, allowing the coagulant to take effect. The plan is immediately fast-tracked, while Yaguchi gets approval from Prime Minister Satomi to enact it. Yaguchi meets with the Chief of Staff, Masao Zaizen, and discusses final preparations for the plan. When Zaizen asks what the plan will be formally called, Yaguchi decides on the name Operation Yashiori, after the sake that was used to defeat Yamata no Orochi in Japanese mythology. Meanwhile, Kayoco meets with the American ambassador, who questions her support of Yaguchi's plan. He warns Kayoco that she is putting both the political reputation of her family and her future political career in jeopardy, but she simply responds that Japan is banking on the strategy succeeding. The ambassador shakes Kayoco's hand and wishes her good luck as she leaves to go help Yaguchi with Operation Yashiori. Kayoco meets with Yaguchi and offers him the support of several U.S. drones for the operation. Yaguchi says the drones won't come back in one piece, and Kayoco simply jokes that she will bill the Japanese government later. Yaguchi's colleagues manage to get France to convince the U.N. Security Council to delay the nuclear strike, buying time for Operation Yashiori to take place. With all preparations completed, Yaguchi addresses all of the men and women taking place in Operation Yashiori. He warns them of the dangers involved, but promises them that the future of Japan is in their hands. Yaguchi and several others stand on top of a skyscraper overlooking Godzilla, and give the order to initiate Operation Yashiori. Trains loaded with explosives are rammed into Godzilla's legs, causing him to awaken. The American drones fly overhead and launch rockets at Godzilla, prompting him to fire his atomic breath. As the drones are destroyed wave by wave, Godzilla's atomic energy wanes. Suddenly, the purple glow runs up to the tip of Godzilla's tail and an atomic heat beam is fired from its tip. Godzilla fires his atomic breath, back beams and tail beam until his atomic energy is depleted. At that moment, skyscrapers surrounding Godzilla are blown up by explosives, causing them to topple onto him and pin him to the ground. With Godzilla immobilized, several trucks drive up to his head and extend tubes into his mouth. The trucks begin pumping the coagulant into Godzilla's mouth. Godzilla begins to stir and fires an atomic beam from his mouth, obliterating all of the trucks. Godzilla rises back to his feet and begins approaching the train tracks again. Several more unmanned E231 and E233 series trains are sent ramming into Godzilla, snaking up his body and exploding. The explosions knock Godzilla back to the ground, where a second team of trucks arrives and pumps the remainder of the coagulant into his mouth. Godzilla bites down on the tubes and rises back to his feet. His dorsal fins begin glowing purple again, and he emits a deafening roar before he instantly freezes solid. Temperature readings show that Godzilla's core temperature has been reduced to -196 degrees Celsius, making the operation a success. Everyone across Japan breathes a sigh of relief, with Akasaka remarking that Yaguchi had only two hours to spare. In the aftermath of Operation Yashiori, Yaguchi meets with Kayoco on a rooftop with the frozen Godzilla visible in the distance. Yaguchi states his intention to help rebuild the Japanese government correctly and help his country learn to coexist with Godzilla. Kayoco remarks that Yaguchi will make a good Japanese counterpart for her when she becomes President of the United States one day, to which he replies that she must mean her Japanese puppet. Kayoco mentions that when Godzilla resumes moving, the American government will resume the countdown to the nuclear strike. If anything, Yaguchi has just delayed the inevitable. Yaguchi expresses hope that he will be able to prevent that scenario once again. After Kayoco walks away, Yaguchi looks back at Godzilla, saying that things are still far from settled. As Godzilla stands frozen in the ruins of Tokyo, several smaller skeletal humanoids with Godzilla's teeth and dorsal fins can be seen emerging from the tip of his tail.