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Title: Helluva Boss Vs. Buzz Lightyear of Star Command

**Scene 1: I.M.P. Office - Meeting with Zurg**

*The sound of the I.M.P.'s notorious, irritating ringtone screeches through the office. Loona groans and answers simply.*

**Loona**: I.M.P., you kill 'em, we bill 'em. Which poor demon asshole's wasting my time today?

*Zurg's face appears on the screen, scowling. His once fearsome visage now a mix of robotic parts and infernal glow. Blitzo barges in, pushing Loona aside.*

**Blitzo**: Well, well, well. If it isn't Emperor Dickface himself. What do you want, Zurg? Didn't Buzz Lightyear already pump your ass full of lasers?

**Zurg**: *growling* Buzz Lightyear destroyed me, you insolent imp. I want him dead. You do that, and I'll pay more Hellbucks than your sorry ass has ever seen.

**Blitzo**: *grinning* Ohoho, Zurgie wants revenge, I like it. Quick question: does your mommy still have to tuck you in at night?

*Blitzo turns to address the team, ignoring Zurg’s ire. Moxxie checks the ammunition while Millie sharpens her blades with a violent grin.*

**Blitzo**: So here's the deal, team. We're heading to Buzz Lightyear's universe. Let's show the galaxy's biggest Boy Scout what Hell's real professionals can do. Moxxie, remember not to fuck this up.

**Moxxie**: *grumbling* Yessir. Like I messed up your last plan with the toaster oven...

**Millie**: Oh, this is gonna be fun! I'm gonna turn that Space Ranger into space mince!

**Blitzo**: Loona, ready the teleportation circle. We’ve got a boy scout to eviscerate.

**Scene Transition: Space Command Headquarters**

*The I.M.P. team arrives in the middle of Star Command, blaring alarms sounding immediately.*

**Buzz Lightyear**: *raising his weapon* Intruders! Identify yourselves!

**Blitzo**: We're the folks A.D. (After Death) sends when someone upstairs really hates your guts! *whispering to the team* Millie, take left. Moxxie, right. I'll take him head-on.

**Moxxie**: Why do you always get the glory, Blitzo?!

**Blitzo**: Because I look better on camera, dumbass. Now MOVE.

*All hell breaks loose—literally. Millie charges at the security drones, slicing through them like a butter knife through toast. Moxxie fires precision shots at Buzz's defenses.*

**Buzz Lightyear**: You won't stop justice! For the Universe Protection Unit, I will fight!

*Blitzo cackles as he lunges at Buzz, who parries with his laser sword.*

**Blitzo**: Sorry, pretty boy, but justice's taking a holiday, and Hell's gettin' a new soul.

**Millie**: *giggling maniacally* Oh, I love it when they squirm!

**Moxxie**: Focus! We need to coordinate if we'll actually pull this off!

*Buzz valiantly holds off the I.M.P. team, but as a demon slayer from Hell, they prove too much. The climactic final blow comes when Blitzo uses a trick dagger laced with hellfire energy. Buzz howls in agony.*

**Buzz Lightyear**: No... This can't be the end...

*Buzz’s figure disintegrates, leaving only silence. The aftermath shows the I.M.P. team standing victorious.*

**Blitzo**: Mission accomplished. Pack it up, gang.

**Scene Transition: Pentagram City - Hell**

*Buzz Lightyear spawns at an alley, his once pristine armor now resembling a barbaric, dark armor and wings. Zurg approaches, cradling his new weapon, with a mix of excitement and rage.*

**Buzz Lightyear**: (in a demonic growl) What is this place? Where am I?

**Zurg**: *chuckling darkly* Welcome to Hell, idiot. Turns out we’ll be spending eternity together. Ready to start our new job?

**Buzz Lightyear**: *realizing* You... You orchestrated all this?!

**Zurg**: That’s right, and now, instead of fighting me, you'll suffer this tormented existence as my... coworker. Welcome to Hell, Lightyear.

*Buzz emits a pained roar, resenting his forced reconciliation with Zurg.*

**Zurg**: *faint smile* Hey, it's Hell. Shit's about to get interesting.

**End Scene**

This story was generated by user DylanVsFizzarolli8 with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.

Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL·E 2, or uploaded by the user.

AI Prompts

Prompt: Write an episode idea for "Helluva Boss Vs... Crossover" series, where I.M.P. (Immediate Murder Professionals) crewmembers, Blitzo (the crew's leader), Moxxie (the crew's weapons specialist), and Millie (the crew's powerhouse), from the adult cartoon/animated series Helluva Boss, go on many misadventures and go into many other series/franchise to murder those characters, who the sinners (who were once mortal beings from other series/franchise but now live as sinner demons in Hell as depicted in the "Hazbin Hotel" and "Helluva Boss" series) believe have made sins. In this episode, Zurg (a villain from the 2000 TV series Buzz Lightyear of Star Command), had been killed by Buzz Lightyear. So Zurg, who is now a robot-like imp-like sinner demon of Hell (ever since he died), is angry about being killed by Buzz Lightyear, and he pays I.M.P. to kill Buzz Lightyear. During their mission to kill Buzz, I.M.P. would struggle, but then finally succeeds in killing Buzz, and Buzz Lightyear arrives in Hell (as depicted in the "Hazbin Hotel" and "Helluva Boss" series) as a muscular caveman-like horned sinner demon who now spend the rest of his afterlife in a job located somewhere in Pentagram City with Zurg (who now reconcile). There should also be quotes from the characters in this story (this story should include the profanity/swear words (including but not limited to fuck, shit, bitch, etc) from Blitzo himself and Loona herself, and, to a lesser extent, Moxxie and Millie; even some sinner demons who wear once mortals from other franchises, such as Zurg himself, also swear as demons) so we know what they're saying and what they're thinking.

Response: Title: Helluva Boss Vs. Buzz Lightyear of Star Command **Scene 1: I.M.P. Office - Meeting with Zurg** *The sound of the I.M.P.'s notorious, irritating ringtone screeches through the office. Loona groans and answers simply.* **Loona**: I.M.P., you kill 'em, we bill 'em. Which poor demon asshole's wasting my time today? *Zurg's face appears on the screen, scowling. His once fearsome visage now a mix of robotic parts and infernal glow. Blitzo barges in, pushing Loona aside.* **Blitzo**: Well, well, well. If it isn't Emperor Dickface himself. What do you want, Zurg? Didn't Buzz Lightyear already pump your ass full of lasers? **Zurg**: *growling* Buzz Lightyear destroyed me, you insolent imp. I want him dead. You do that, and I'll pay more Hellbucks than your sorry ass has ever seen. **Blitzo**: *grinning* Ohoho, Zurgie wants revenge, I like it. Quick question: does your mommy still have to tuck you in at night? *Blitzo turns to address the team, ignoring Zurg’s ire. Moxxie checks the ammunition while Millie sharpens her blades with a violent grin.* **Blitzo**: So here's the deal, team. We're heading to Buzz Lightyear's universe. Let's show the galaxy's biggest Boy Scout what Hell's real professionals can do. Moxxie, remember not to fuck this up. **Moxxie**: *grumbling* Yessir. Like I messed up your last plan with the toaster oven... **Millie**: Oh, this is gonna be fun! I'm gonna turn that Space Ranger into space mince! **Blitzo**: Loona, ready the teleportation circle. We’ve got a boy scout to eviscerate. **Scene Transition: Space Command Headquarters** *The I.M.P. team arrives in the middle of Star Command, blaring alarms sounding immediately.* **Buzz Lightyear**: *raising his weapon* Intruders! Identify yourselves! **Blitzo**: We're the folks A.D. (After Death) sends when someone upstairs really hates your guts! *whispering to the team* Millie, take left. Moxxie, right. I'll take him head-on. **Moxxie**: Why do you always get the glory, Blitzo?! **Blitzo**: Because I look better on camera, dumbass. Now MOVE. *All hell breaks loose—literally. Millie charges at the security drones, slicing through them like a butter knife through toast. Moxxie fires precision shots at Buzz's defenses.* **Buzz Lightyear**: You won't stop justice! For the Universe Protection Unit, I will fight! *Blitzo cackles as he lunges at Buzz, who parries with his laser sword.* **Blitzo**: Sorry, pretty boy, but justice's taking a holiday, and Hell's gettin' a new soul. **Millie**: *giggling maniacally* Oh, I love it when they squirm! **Moxxie**: Focus! We need to coordinate if we'll actually pull this off! *Buzz valiantly holds off the I.M.P. team, but as a demon slayer from Hell, they prove too much. The climactic final blow comes when Blitzo uses a trick dagger laced with hellfire energy. Buzz howls in agony.* **Buzz Lightyear**: No... This can't be the end... *Buzz’s figure disintegrates, leaving only silence. The aftermath shows the I.M.P. team standing victorious.* **Blitzo**: Mission accomplished. Pack it up, gang. **Scene Transition: Pentagram City - Hell** *Buzz Lightyear spawns at an alley, his once pristine armor now resembling a barbaric, dark armor and wings. Zurg approaches, cradling his new weapon, with a mix of excitement and rage.* **Buzz Lightyear**: (in a demonic growl) What is this place? Where am I? **Zurg**: *chuckling darkly* Welcome to Hell, idiot. Turns out we’ll be spending eternity together. Ready to start our new job? **Buzz Lightyear**: *realizing* You... You orchestrated all this?! **Zurg**: That’s right, and now, instead of fighting me, you'll suffer this tormented existence as my... coworker. Welcome to Hell, Lightyear. *Buzz emits a pained roar, resenting his forced reconciliation with Zurg.* **Zurg**: *faint smile* Hey, it's Hell. Shit's about to get interesting. **End Scene**

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