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Title: Helluva Boss Vs... Bowser

The episode begins with a usual day at I.M.P.'s hellish office, filled with gunfire and profanities. Blitzo surfs through demon-net (an infernal version of the internet) as he kicks his feet up on his cluttered desk. Loona, as usual, is balmily scrolling through her phone, ignoring her boss’ occasional outbursts.

Suddenly, the portal pops open and out steps Mario, transformed into a turtle-like demon, wearing a spiked shell and red hat with an 'M' branded on it. Instead of his usual cheerful demeanor, Mario exudes bitterness and rage.

Mario: "*Hey paisanos! Got a problem."* he says, his voice rough with hellfire. *"That bastard Bowser gave me the boot to Hell. Now it's-a payback time."*

Blitzo leans back, casually examining the new client. "*Sure, we can fuck up Bowser for you. Millie! Moxxie!*"

Moxxie scowls, clearly reluctant but ready for the mission. "*Isn't that guy a giant fire-breathing turtle? You never mentioned the specifics when you called us, Blitz."*

Millie, ever enthusiastic about murder, bounds in gleefully. "*Fire-breathing or not, let’s just kill this son of a bitch and get paid!*"

The team gears up—with Blitzo in his usual dapper assassin’s attire, Moxxie carrying an arsenal that would put an armory to shame, and Millie armed to wreak havoc.

**[Cut to Bowser’s Castle in the Mushroom Kingdom]**

Blitzo kicks down the door to Bowser's throne room, attracting the attention of the tyrant king—a massive, spiky-shelled creature with lava-red eyes. Princess Peach is seen tied up in the background, looking both annoyed and slightly amused by the intrusion.

Bowser: "*Who dares enter my kingdom without permission? I'll roast you alive!*"

Blitzo: "*Blitz, with an 'o'. Run your mouth after I shove your own tail up your ass, you fire-breathing jerk!"*

Immediately, the battle kicks off, with fireballs flying and an impressive array of weapons turning the once regal hall into a war zone. Moxxie takes position, aiming his specialized launcher while Millie charges headfirst into Bowser, hacking away with her dual hatchets.

Moxxie: "*Boss, watch out for the—*" He’s cut off as Bowser's colossal claw slams down, narrowly missing Blitzo.

Blitzo: "*Yeah yeah, eyes on the turtle, I got it!*"

Loona, watching from a distance through the portal, mutters to herself. "*Fucking idiots. Can’t even take out one giant lizard properly.*"

After a grueling battle that's as comedic as it is brutal, Bowser is finally overpowered. Millie lands the final blow with a loud war cry, slicing through Bowser’s armored exterior. His roars echo before he collapses in a sizzling heap.

As Bowser’s spirit departs, a twisted smile spreads across Mario’s demonic visage.

Mario: "*That’s for all those fucking times you chucked me into lava, you asswipe.* Thank you I.M.P., now enjoy my coins.*"

Blitzo scoffs, pocketing the coins. "*Next time, I hope you have something a bit more gold.*"

**[Cut to Hell, Pentagram City]**

Bowser's new form in Hell is quite different—a dragon-like sinner demon, left to wander the afterlife. Here, he finds Mario, whose rage has now transformed into reluctant camaraderie.

Mario: "*Hey tough guy, guess we’re neighbors now."*

Bowser, still towering despite his predicament, looks around the dreary cityscape. "*Fuck me. What's our gig now, Mario?"*

Mario chuckles, defeated but weirdly content. "*There’s a pizza parlor needing a chef. Shall we start from scratch?*"

Bowser: "*Better than burning castles for a princess who never liked me anyway.*"

The episode wraps up with Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie back in their office, celebrating another successful job, despite the scathing critique from Loona.

Blitzo: "*All in a day’s work, team. Now let’s see which other sorry fuckers need our special touch.*"

Moxxie: "*I just hope next time it’s something easier.*"

Millie clinks her weapon against an imaginary glass. "*Here’s to more slaughter and less talking, y’all!*"

Loona, not even looking up. "*You're all motherfucking idiots, but at least you're my idiots.*" With a wicked smile, Blitzo closes the portal.

This story was generated by user DylanVsFizzarolli8 with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.

Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL·E 2, or uploaded by the user.

AI Prompts

Prompt: Write an episode idea for "Helluva Boss Vs... Crossover" series, where I.M.P. (Immediate Murder Professionals) crewmembers, Blitzo (the crew's leader), Moxxie (the crew's weapons specialist), and Millie (the crew's powerhouse), from the adult cartoon/animated series Helluva Boss, go on many misadventures and go into many other series/franchise to murder those characters, who the sinners (who were once mortal beings from other series/franchise but now live as sinner demons in Hell as depicted in the "Hazbin Hotel" and "Helluva Boss" series) believe have made sins. In this episode, Bowser had finally killed Mario, being a sadistic tyrant who is lustful towards Princess Peach. So Mario, who is now a turtle-like sinner demon, is angry and he pays I.M.P. to kill Bowser. During their mission to kill Bowser, I.M.P. would struggle, but then finally succeeds in killing off Bowser for good (at least as a mortal), and Bowser arrives in Hell (as depicted in the "Hazbin Hotel" and "Helluva Boss" series) as a dragon-like sinner demon, who now spends the rest of his afterlife in a job located somewhere in Pentagram City with Mario (who now reconcile). There should also be quotes from the characters in this story (this story should include the profanity/swear words (including but not limited to fuck, shit, bitch, etc) from Blitzo himself and Loona herself, and, to a lesser extent, Moxxie and Millie; even some sinner demons who wear once mortals from other franchises, such as Mario himself, also swear as demons) so we know what they're saying and what they're thinking.

Response: Title: Helluva Boss Vs... Bowser The episode begins with a usual day at I.M.P.'s hellish office, filled with gunfire and profanities. Blitzo surfs through demon-net (an infernal version of the internet) as he kicks his feet up on his cluttered desk. Loona, as usual, is balmily scrolling through her phone, ignoring her boss’ occasional outbursts. Suddenly, the portal pops open and out steps Mario, transformed into a turtle-like demon, wearing a spiked shell and red hat with an 'M' branded on it. Instead of his usual cheerful demeanor, Mario exudes bitterness and rage. Mario: "*Hey paisanos! Got a problem."* he says, his voice rough with hellfire. *"That bastard Bowser gave me the boot to Hell. Now it's-a payback time."* Blitzo leans back, casually examining the new client. "*Sure, we can fuck up Bowser for you. Millie! Moxxie!*" Moxxie scowls, clearly reluctant but ready for the mission. "*Isn't that guy a giant fire-breathing turtle? You never mentioned the specifics when you called us, Blitz."* Millie, ever enthusiastic about murder, bounds in gleefully. "*Fire-breathing or not, let’s just kill this son of a bitch and get paid!*" The team gears up—with Blitzo in his usual dapper assassin’s attire, Moxxie carrying an arsenal that would put an armory to shame, and Millie armed to wreak havoc. **[Cut to Bowser’s Castle in the Mushroom Kingdom]** Blitzo kicks down the door to Bowser's throne room, attracting the attention of the tyrant king—a massive, spiky-shelled creature with lava-red eyes. Princess Peach is seen tied up in the background, looking both annoyed and slightly amused by the intrusion. Bowser: "*Who dares enter my kingdom without permission? I'll roast you alive!*" Blitzo: "*Blitz, with an 'o'. Run your mouth after I shove your own tail up your ass, you fire-breathing jerk!"* Immediately, the battle kicks off, with fireballs flying and an impressive array of weapons turning the once regal hall into a war zone. Moxxie takes position, aiming his specialized launcher while Millie charges headfirst into Bowser, hacking away with her dual hatchets. Moxxie: "*Boss, watch out for the—*" He’s cut off as Bowser's colossal claw slams down, narrowly missing Blitzo. Blitzo: "*Yeah yeah, eyes on the turtle, I got it!*" Loona, watching from a distance through the portal, mutters to herself. "*Fucking idiots. Can’t even take out one giant lizard properly.*" After a grueling battle that's as comedic as it is brutal, Bowser is finally overpowered. Millie lands the final blow with a loud war cry, slicing through Bowser’s armored exterior. His roars echo before he collapses in a sizzling heap. As Bowser’s spirit departs, a twisted smile spreads across Mario’s demonic visage. Mario: "*That’s for all those fucking times you chucked me into lava, you asswipe.* Thank you I.M.P., now enjoy my coins.*" Blitzo scoffs, pocketing the coins. "*Next time, I hope you have something a bit more gold.*" **[Cut to Hell, Pentagram City]** Bowser's new form in Hell is quite different—a dragon-like sinner demon, left to wander the afterlife. Here, he finds Mario, whose rage has now transformed into reluctant camaraderie. Mario: "*Hey tough guy, guess we’re neighbors now."* Bowser, still towering despite his predicament, looks around the dreary cityscape. "*Fuck me. What's our gig now, Mario?"* Mario chuckles, defeated but weirdly content. "*There’s a pizza parlor needing a chef. Shall we start from scratch?*" Bowser: "*Better than burning castles for a princess who never liked me anyway.*" The episode wraps up with Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie back in their office, celebrating another successful job, despite the scathing critique from Loona. Blitzo: "*All in a day’s work, team. Now let’s see which other sorry fuckers need our special touch.*" Moxxie: "*I just hope next time it’s something easier.*" Millie clinks her weapon against an imaginary glass. "*Here’s to more slaughter and less talking, y’all!*" Loona, not even looking up. "*You're all motherfucking idiots, but at least you're my idiots.*" With a wicked smile, Blitzo closes the portal.

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