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Helluva Boss Vs... Mr. Burns

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Title: "Hell is Other Simpsons"

**Opening Scene:**

The impish office of I.M.P. is cluttered with deadly gadgets and gruesome memorabilia. Blitzo sits with his boots up on the desk, twirling a pen, while Moxxie meticulously cleans his favorite gun and Millie sharpens an axe, humming merrily. The portal gooeys and a demon, who unmistakably resembles Bart Simpson but with elephantine features, stomps through.

Blitzo: *"Alright, another pissy demon for us to handle. What cockwomble do you need offed?"*

Bart: *"Yo, assholes, name’s Bart Simpson. I need you to kill Mr. Burns—old prick murdered me and jacked all my stuff. Think you can handle it?"*

Blitzo: *"Pfft, easy peasy. Killing an ancient rich douche is kinda our thing."*

Moxxie: *"Uh, Blitzo, it’s Homer Simpson’s world we’re stepping into. We can’t just—"*

Blitzo: *"Shut up, Moxxie! We need this gig. Plus, what’s the worst that could happen?"*

**They gather their gear and dive through the portal, landing in Springfield.**

**Scene 2: Surveillance and Recon**

The I.M.P. gang skulks around the pristine streets of Springfield, sticking out like dangerous, vibrant sore thumbs.

Millie: *"Wow, it's kinda nice here! Better than Hell, anyway."*

Moxxie: *"Focus, Millie! We got a job to do."*

Blitzo: *"Alright, let’s find this Burns douchebag and get it over with. I got a date with a bottle of hellfire tequila."*

They sneak into the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Loona, channeling them from back in Hell, tracks Mr. Burns’ location.

Loona: *"I’ve located that fossil in his office. Hurry up and cap his ass, I got shit to do."*

Blitzo: *"Aye aye, bossy bitch!* **He smirks, ignoring Loona’s growl over the comms.**

**Scene 3: The Attempt**

They approach Mr. Burns' lavish office, Buster the dog by his side. It’s far from easy going. Security is tighter than expected.

Blitzo: *"Moxxie, make it rain!"*

Moxxie unleashes a flurry of bullets, only to trigger alarms. Millie tackles guards left and right, a blur of fury.

Burns: *"Smithers! Release the hounds!"* Mr. Burns pushes a big red button with amusement.

**Enter an entire kennel’s worth of vicious Dobermans.**

Moxxie: *"Oh, we are so fucked!"*

Blitzo: *"Shut up and keep firing, you baby-backed bitch!"*

Millie: *"Who let the dogs out? Oh wait, it’s old man Burns!"* She slashes through the Dobermans while Moxxie covers her.

They storm into Burns’ office, Blitzo finally takes the killing shot with his signature pistol.

Mr. Burns: *"Ah, it seems my time is finally…"*

Blitzo: *"Move over, old bag. Your final sin awaits you in Hell!"*

**Scene 4: Welcome to Hell**

Mr. Burns reincarnates as a hellhound-esque Doberman-like demon in Hell, his eyes glowing a sickly green, his body lean and sinewy. Bart, now more adjusted to his elephantine sinner form, approaches with a grin.

Bart: *"Well well, if it isn’t the old asshole himself. Welcome to Hell, Burnsie!"*

Burns, now Mr. Hell-s, grudgingly lowers his head.

Mr. Hell-s: *"It appears I'm in your debt, Bart."*

Bart: *"Damn right. Better get used to being my bitch down here."*

They reconcile in their own twisted, dysfunctional way as Blitzo, Millie, and Moxxie watch from a distance.

Blitzo: *"Well, our work here is done. Let’s get back before the Simpsons notice. They got a damn baby who’d probably eat our faces off."*

Moxxie: *"Nice work today, team. Even if it was a bit more, uh… chaotic than usual."*

Millie: *"Remember, next time we hit a cartoon world, let’s choose one without psychotic rich dudes and killer dogs."*

Blitzo: *"Yeah, yeah. Let’s get drunk."*

**They head back through the portal, another satisfied client left behind in Hell.**

**End of Episode.**

This story was generated by user DylanVsFizzarolli8 with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.

Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL·E 2, or uploaded by the user.

AI Prompts

Prompt: Write an episode idea for "Helluva Boss Vs... Crossover" series, where I.M.P. (Immediate Murder Professionals) crewmembers, Blitzo (the crew's leader), Moxxie (the crew's weapons specialist), and Millie (the crew's powerhouse), from the adult cartoon/animated series Helluva Boss, go on many misadventures and go into many other series/franchise to murder those characters, who the sinners (who were once mortal beings from other series/franchise but now live as sinner demons in Hell as depicted in the "Hazbin Hotel" and "Helluva Boss" series) believe have made sins. In this episode, Bart Simpson (from The Simpson's series) had been murdered by Mr. Burns, and Mr. Burns exploited Bart's money and stuff. So Bart, who is now an elephant-like sinner demon, is angry and he pays I.M.P. to kill Mr. Burns. During their mission to kill Mr. Burns, I.M.P. would struggle, but then finally succeeds in killing off Mr. Burns, and Mr. Burns arrives in Hell (as depicted in the "Hazbin Hotel" and "Helluva Boss" series) as a hellhound-esque Dobermann-like sinner demon, who now spends the rest of his afterlife in a job located somewhere in Pentagram City with Bart (who now reconcile). There should also be quotes from the characters in this story (this story should include the profanity/swear words (including but not limited to fuck, shit, bitch, etc) from Blitzo himself and Loona herself, and, to a lesser extent, Moxxie and Millie; even some sinner demons who wear once mortals from other franchises, such as Bart himself, also swear as demons) so we know what they're saying and what they're thinking.

Response: Title: "Hell is Other Simpsons" **Opening Scene:** The impish office of I.M.P. is cluttered with deadly gadgets and gruesome memorabilia. Blitzo sits with his boots up on the desk, twirling a pen, while Moxxie meticulously cleans his favorite gun and Millie sharpens an axe, humming merrily. The portal gooeys and a demon, who unmistakably resembles Bart Simpson but with elephantine features, stomps through. Blitzo: *"Alright, another pissy demon for us to handle. What cockwomble do you need offed?"* Bart: *"Yo, assholes, name’s Bart Simpson. I need you to kill Mr. Burns—old prick murdered me and jacked all my stuff. Think you can handle it?"* Blitzo: *"Pfft, easy peasy. Killing an ancient rich douche is kinda our thing."* Moxxie: *"Uh, Blitzo, it’s Homer Simpson’s world we’re stepping into. We can’t just—"* Blitzo: *"Shut up, Moxxie! We need this gig. Plus, what’s the worst that could happen?"* **They gather their gear and dive through the portal, landing in Springfield.** **Scene 2: Surveillance and Recon** The I.M.P. gang skulks around the pristine streets of Springfield, sticking out like dangerous, vibrant sore thumbs. Millie: *"Wow, it's kinda nice here! Better than Hell, anyway."* Moxxie: *"Focus, Millie! We got a job to do."* Blitzo: *"Alright, let’s find this Burns douchebag and get it over with. I got a date with a bottle of hellfire tequila."* They sneak into the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Loona, channeling them from back in Hell, tracks Mr. Burns’ location. Loona: *"I’ve located that fossil in his office. Hurry up and cap his ass, I got shit to do."* Blitzo: *"Aye aye, bossy bitch!* **He smirks, ignoring Loona’s growl over the comms.** **Scene 3: The Attempt** They approach Mr. Burns' lavish office, Buster the dog by his side. It’s far from easy going. Security is tighter than expected. Blitzo: *"Moxxie, make it rain!"* Moxxie unleashes a flurry of bullets, only to trigger alarms. Millie tackles guards left and right, a blur of fury. Burns: *"Smithers! Release the hounds!"* Mr. Burns pushes a big red button with amusement. **Enter an entire kennel’s worth of vicious Dobermans.** Moxxie: *"Oh, we are so fucked!"* Blitzo: *"Shut up and keep firing, you baby-backed bitch!"* Millie: *"Who let the dogs out? Oh wait, it’s old man Burns!"* She slashes through the Dobermans while Moxxie covers her. They storm into Burns’ office, Blitzo finally takes the killing shot with his signature pistol. Mr. Burns: *"Ah, it seems my time is finally…"* Blitzo: *"Move over, old bag. Your final sin awaits you in Hell!"* **Scene 4: Welcome to Hell** Mr. Burns reincarnates as a hellhound-esque Doberman-like demon in Hell, his eyes glowing a sickly green, his body lean and sinewy. Bart, now more adjusted to his elephantine sinner form, approaches with a grin. Bart: *"Well well, if it isn’t the old asshole himself. Welcome to Hell, Burnsie!"* Burns, now Mr. Hell-s, grudgingly lowers his head. Mr. Hell-s: *"It appears I'm in your debt, Bart."* Bart: *"Damn right. Better get used to being my bitch down here."* They reconcile in their own twisted, dysfunctional way as Blitzo, Millie, and Moxxie watch from a distance. Blitzo: *"Well, our work here is done. Let’s get back before the Simpsons notice. They got a damn baby who’d probably eat our faces off."* Moxxie: *"Nice work today, team. Even if it was a bit more, uh… chaotic than usual."* Millie: *"Remember, next time we hit a cartoon world, let’s choose one without psychotic rich dudes and killer dogs."* Blitzo: *"Yeah, yeah. Let’s get drunk."* **They head back through the portal, another satisfied client left behind in Hell.** **End of Episode.**

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