1. Once upon a time, in the small suburban town of Maplewood, there lived a young boy named Tommy.
2. Tommy had just turned five years old.
3. His birthday was on September 15, 2018.
4. He was born in the year 2018.
5. He measured about three feet and four inches in height.
6. Tommy weighed forty pounds.
7. He had shaggy, sandy blonde hair that often fell into his deep blue eyes.
8. Tommy was white.
9. His mother’s name was Lisa.
10. Lisa was thirty-one years old.
11. Her birthday was on April 10, 1992.
12. Lisa was born in the year 1992.
13. She stood at five feet and six inches tall.
14. Lisa weighed one hundred and forty pounds.
15. She had straight chestnut brown hair that reached her shoulders.
16. Her eyes were a warm hazel color.
17. Tommy’s grandmother’s name was Margaret.
18. Margaret was sixty-five years old.
19. Her birthday was on January 22, 1958.
20. She was born in the year 1958.
21. Margaret stood at five feet and three inches tall.
22. She weighed one hundred and twenty pounds.
23. She had short, curly white hair.
24. Her eyes were a piercing blue.
25. On this ordinary day, Tommy was at his friend Emily’s house.
26. Emily was also five years old.
27. Her birthday was on March 30, 2018.
28. She was born in the year 2018.
29. Emily was three feet and five inches in height.
30. She weighed thirty-five pounds.
31. Emily had curly red hair that spilled down her back.
32. Her eyes were a sparkling green.
33. Emily’s mom’s name was Barbara.
34. Barbara was sixty-five years old, thirty-four years older than Lisa.
35. Barbara’s birthday was on July 8, 1958.
36. She was born in the year 1958.
37. Barbara was five feet and four inches tall.
38. She weighed three hundred and eighty pounds.
39. She had long, curly dark brown hair.
40. Her eyes were a dull brown.
41. Barbara was originally from Chicago, Illinois, and she was white.
42. Today, Barbara was wearing an eye-catching tank top featuring a vivid array of sunflower prints.
43. The tank top hugged her heavy frame, accentuating her round belly and substantial chest.
44. She paired it with plain black shorts that reached just above her knees.
45. The shorts were a stark contrast to the colorful tank top, making the outfit seem disordered yet distinct.
46. Her flip-flops were navy blue, with thick straps that clicked in loud sync with her every step.
47. Her toenails were meticulously painted in a vibrant red, matching her fingernails.
48. Tommy and Emily were playing a game in Emily’s room—a rather loud and boisterous game of tag.
49. They were laughing and shouting, their little feet pattering against the floor.
50. Barbara stormed into the room, her nostrils flaring with impatience as she took in the scene.
51. “What the hell are you two doing making all that noise?” she shouted, her voice slicing through the air with a strong Chicago accent.
52. Tommy immediately tried to get the words out, “I’m sor—”
53. However, Barbara cut him off before he could finish his apology.
54. “Don’t you mess around in here with that racket! I want quiet!” she snapped, her eyes glaring.
55. Defeated and feeling guilty, Tommy eased out of his shoes and socks and followed her to her room.
56. He entered the room, trailing behind until he stumbled over something, losing his balance.
57. Glancing down, he saw Barbara’s distinctive flip-flops lying haphazardly on the floor.
58. Instinctively, Tommy tried to kick them off, but they seemed stuck to his feet.
59. Panic surged through him as he frantically attempted to remove them.
60. His feet began to crack and age under their influence.
61. 1. They slowly elongated, growing slender.
62. 2. The skin began to wrinkle, then smoothen into a feminine shape.
63. 3. His toes lengthened and became more delicate.
64. 4. Red nail polish magically coated his nails.
65. 5. His feet grew more defined and arched higher.
66. 6. Veins became visible, intertwining under translucent skin.
67. 7. Hair disappeared completely, leaving perfect bare feet.
68. 8. The bones shifted, becoming small and dainty.
69. 9. His ankles became slim and soft.
70. 10. Finally, his feet appeared as mature, polished feminine extremities.
71. “Wh-what’s happening?” Tommy cried out in a young, frightened voice.
72. His legs began to feminize as well.
73. 1. They grew longer and curvier.
74. 2. The muscles softened, giving them a sleek outline.
75. 3. The skin turned silky smooth.
76. 4. They gained an elegant shape.
77. 5. Shorts appeared, transforming into a form-fitting shape on his hips.
78. 6. His thighs became lithe and toned.
79. 7. Hair disappeared, replaced by a sleek appearance.
80. 8. The joints became more flexible.
81. 9. A soft layer of fat gave them a fuller appearance.
82. 10. He ultimately wore a pair of snug, black panties.
83. His torso and body started to change as well.
84. 1. His torso expanded, filling out in the chest and hips.
85. 2. The bones shifted to accommodate a more feminine silhouette.
86. 3. His waist cinched creating an hourglass figure.
87. 4. Breasts began to form, rounding out fully.
88. 5. His shoulders narrowed while his hips widened.
89. 6. Skin smoothed out, growing taut with youth.
90. 7. A black bra formed, supporting his new chest.
91. 8. The tank top materialized on his torso.
92. 9. His stomach flattened, fit, and toned.
93. 10. His body settled into an alluring feminine form.
94. His arms and hands were the next to change.
95. 1. They thinned down, becoming delicate.
96. 2. Muscle transformed into leaner contours.
97. 3. Fingers lengthened, becoming tapered.
98. 4. Nails grew long and were painted bright red.
99. 5. The skin softened, devoid of rough edges.
100. 6. Wrists became slender and flexible.
101. 7. Tiny peach fuzz hairs disappeared.
102. 8. Elbows became smooth and small.
103. 9. His hands looked as though they had never done hard labor.
104. 10. They now matched his elegant feet, feminine and manicured.
105. His head, hair, and face began to follow suit.
106. 1. His facial structure began to soften.
107. 2. The jawline became delicate.
108. 3. His lips filled out becoming plump.
109. 4. Eyes became almond-shaped.
110. 5. The nose shrunk.
111. 6. Terrified blue eyes morphed into flat brown ones.
112. 7. Eyebrows tweezed themselves into neat arches.
113. 8. His forehead became smaller.
114. 9. Ears became petite.
115. 10. Hair turned into glossy dark brown.
116. 11. Hair lengthened down his back with curls forming.
117. 12. Cheeks became rounder.
118. 13. Positional wrinkles vanished.
119. 14. Skin acquired a clear, even tone.
120. 15. Freckles disappeared.
121. 16. His brow furrow softened.
122. 17. Overall skin tone darkened, closer in hue to Barbara's.
123. 18. Any remaining facial hints of Tommy were eradicated.
124. 19. His entire face set into a mature, female visage.
125. 20. Finally, he looked entirely like Emily's mom.
126. Tommy’s memories began to shift.
127. 1. Recollections of childhood faded.
128. 2. Memories of friends dissipated.
129. 3. School adventures disappeared.
130. 4. Special family events vanished.
131. 5. Every detail as Tommy melted away.
132. 6. New memories began to form of being an adult.
133. 7. Life experiences as an adult woman cemented.
134. 8. Relationships, jobs, and responsibilities appeared.
135. 9. Full immersion into Barbara's life took over.
136. 10. Tommy was no more – only Barbara remained.
137. “Can’t believe those damn kids drove me to my room! What were they even doing?” Barbara muttered as she blinked in confusion.
138. Her mind was unable to grasp the transformation it had undergone.
139. “Where was I again?” she wondered aloud in a blunt accent.
140. Barbara clip-clopped over to a nearby mirror to assess herself.
141. “Damn, I look good!” she praised, looking at her reflection.
142. “One, I have such smooth skin,” she hyped herself up.
143. “Two, my hair looks fantastic,” she continued, her confidence swelling.
144. “Three, these legs are perfect,” she admired her reflection.
145. “Four, I am one hell of a stylish lady,” she reassured herself.
146. “Five, not a single wrinkle in sight!” she concluded, looking her age in the mirror.
147. Satisfied, she admired her outfit in the mirror once more.
148. Barbara decided she needed to run a few errands for the rest of the day.
149. She looked down at her feet, beyond proud of her flawless nails.
150. She grabbed her purse, throwing it over her shoulder.
151. Keeping her current outfit of a tank top and shorts on, she clip-clopped out to her car.
152. Barbara drove swiftly to the nearest store.
153. Upon arrival, she secured her purse and got out of the car.
154. She strutted confidently into the store while quietly muttering, “Damn, I look good! I’m one hot Chicago woman.”
155. Barbara picked up eight snacks and drinks for Emily.
156. 1. Lay’s Potato Chips.
157. 2. Fruit Roll-Ups.
158. 3. Gummi Bears by Haribo.
159. 4. Apple Juice boxes by Mott’s.
160. 5. Oreo cookies.
161. 6. Goldfish crackers.
162. 7. Cheese Strings by Kraft.
163. 8. Capri Sun drink pouches.
164. She also picked up a few things for herself.
165. She ventured to the liquor cabinet.
166. “Hey, someone help me over here!” she requested in her urban, blunt Chicago accent.
167. She eyed two specific bottles.
168. “I need one bottle of Jack Daniel’s,” she instructed specifically.
169. “And one bottle of Grey Goose, make it quick!” she demanded.
170. The female cashier responded brightly, “Could I see some ID, ma'am?"
171. Barbara’s face creased in confusion and frustration. "Why the f*** do you need my ID? I’m clearly old enough!"
172. The cashier attempted to pacify her client, “I just need a glimpse of it, ma’am. It’s for the cameras.”
173. Barbara rolled her eyes and launched into a tirade.
174. “In my entire Chicago life, I’ve never had to show ID for this. Do I look like I’m underage or something?” she begun.
175. “I am from Chicago, Illinois! We don’t do this nonsense there.”
176. “This is unnecessary, and you can clearly see how old I am!"
177. “Is this what happens when you move out of Chicago?"
178. “This store needs to get it together!”
179. “You’re wasting my time asking for something stupid like an ID.”
180. “I’m too old for this shit!” she finished boldly.
181. The cashier wilted under Barbara’s glare, “Don’t worry about it, miss. I’m sorry for offending you.”
182. But Barbara couldn’t let it go, “You should be sorry! Next time think before you ask for something stupid!”
183. Unsated, Barbara sought out the store manager to lodge a complaint.
184. She blurted out how offended she felt and the issue with the cashier.
185. She headed home, bags in tow, and raised her voice calling out, “Emily, get out here and help with these groceries!”
186. “And another thing, these snacks and drinks are only for after dinner. Don’t let me catch you touching any without asking!” she clarified sternly.
187. “If I find you sneaking, consider yourself punished!” Barbara added with authority.
188. Emily hesitated but asked, “Mom, can I have a Goldfish cracker?”
189. Barbara’s temper flared. “Are you f***ing kidding me, Emily?”
190. “One, I just said no snacks until after dinner!"
191. “Two, do you listen at all?"
192. “Three, I have the groceries but no time for your nonsense."
193. “Four, if you keep bugging me, there will be no snacks for a week."
194. “Five, you keep testing my patience!"
195. “Six, you are driving me nuts!"
196. “Seven, how many times must I tell you?"
197. “Eight, don’t test me!"
198. Still irritated, Barbara poured herself a glass of the Jack Daniel’s she bought.
199. Sinking into the couch, she sipped her drink.
200. She set her purse down beside her, “This is some good stuff, I feel great!”
201. Her mind wandered back to when Emily’s friend irritated her.
202. "Can't believe Emily's friend messed with my peace like that," she remembered aloud.
This story was generated by user manemansteve with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.
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Prompt: A long and thorough and detailed 280 sentences story in a formatted list of 1 to 280 about a boy who had just turned a very young age with a detailed description of the boy's name, age, birthday, birth year, height, weight, hair color and style and eye color and race being white. Include his mom's name, age, birthday, birth year, height, weight, hair color and style and eye color. Include his grandma's name, age, birthday, birth year, height, weight, hair color and style and eye color. Have him be at his friend's house and include her name, age, birthday, birth year, height, weight, hair color and style and eye color. Include his friend's mom's name, age being 30-35 years older than his mom, birthday, birth year being 30-35 years older than his mom, height, weight being 350-400 pounds, hair color and style being long and curly and eye color and what state she was from being Chicago Illinois and have her be white. Have her be wearing a tank top and shorts and a pair of flip flops and have her nails be painted and include the color being red. Include a detailed description of the tank top being very detailed and include a very detailed description of the shorts being very detailed and include a very detailed description of the flip flops. Have the boy be at his friend's house doing something with his friend that the friend's mom didn't like him doing and include what he was doing and how she responded to him and include it specifically and have her call him out on it and have it be in quoted text being very strict and stern in a sassy accent saying bad words. Have him try to say sorry unable to talk and have it be in quoted text. Have her stomp away angry. Have the boy feel bad as she left the room and have him kick off his shoes and socks following her to her room and have him walk in the room and instantly trip over something. Have him look down to see the same flip flops his friend's mom was wearing earlier and have him try to kick them off unable to. Have him freak out trying to remove them not wanting his friend's mom to see he accidentally slipped them on. Have his feet crack and age turning older and feminine in a formatted list of 1 to 10 as they gained nail polish as well. Have the boy try to talk being too young but scared and have it be in quoted text. Have his legs feminize and age in a formatted list of 1 to 10 as panties and shorts formed on him. Have his torso and body feminize and age in a formatted list of to 10 as a bra and tank top formed on him. Have his arms and hand feminize and age as his nails grew painted the same color as his toes in a formatted list of 1 to 10. Have his head and hair and face change and feminize in a formatted list of 1 to 20 as he became a female. Have his memories change until he only remembered being his friend's mom. Have her blink in confusion as she looked down at herself suddenly continuing to rant about what she was mad about earlier and have it be in quoted text in a sassy accent. Have her never remember who she used to be and never change back. Have her wonder what she was doing again and have it be in quoted text spelling it in a blunt accent. Have her clip clop to a nearby mirror complimenting herself in 5 different ways in a formatted list of 1 to 5 and have it all be in quoted text in a very blunt accent referring to herself by her first name and age hyping herself up. Have her clip clop over to the mirror looking her outfit over. Have her decide she needed to run a few errands. Have her look down at her feet smiling as she admired her nails. Have her grab her purse throwing it over her shoulder keeping the outfit she was wearing on as she clip clopped out to the car. Have her drive to the store. Have her get to the store and get out grabbing her purse. Have her look down as she walked into the store saying damn i look good i'm one hot Chicago woman. Have her grab 8 snacks and drinks for her daughter in a formatted list of 1 to 8 and have them all be real brands and have her grab a few things for herself too. Have her head over to the liquor cabinet requesting help and have it be in quoted text in an urban angry blunt Chicago accent. Have her ask for 2 bottles and have it all be in quoted text being real brands of liquor in an urban sassy accent. Have the female cashier ask for ID smiling. Have the woman get confused and frustrated and have it be in quoted text saying bad words. Have the female cashier say i just need a glimpse of it ma'am for the cameras and have it be in quoted text smiling. Have the woman go into a rant about why she needed to show ID when she was clearly old enough and have it all be in quoted text in a formatted list of 1 to 8 in a sassy blunt accent mentioning where she was from. Have the cashier apologize saying don't worry about it miss i'm sorry for offending you. Have her tell the cashier off and have it be in quoted text. Have her go to the manager and talk to her about the situation and have it be in quoted text saying she felt offended. Have her get home yelling for her daughter to help bring in the groceries and have it be in quoted text in a sassy blunt voice saying bad words. Have her clarify the snacks and drinks she bought her are only for after dinner and she must ask for permission to touch any of them and have it be in quoted text in a blunt voice clarifying she will be punished if she's caught sneaking them. Have her daughter ask for a snack and have it be in quoted text and include what snack she asked for. Have her mom get angry and go on a rant towards her daughter for asking in a formatted list of 1 to 8 and have it all be in quoted text in a sassy Chicago accent being loud and saying bad words. Have her pour herself a glass of one of the liquors she bought drinking it still wearing her tank top and shorts and flip flops setting her purse next to her on the couch. Have her say something blunt and happy about the drink and have it be in quoted text being loud and assertive. Have her think back to earlier when her daughter's friend got on her nerves and have her complain about again remembering going into her room to calm down and briefly seeing her daughter's friend come in the room behind her and have it be in quoted text ranting about him not leaving her alone. Continue the story from here.
Response: 1. Once upon a time, in the small suburban town of Maplewood, there lived a young boy named Tommy. 2. Tommy had just turned five years old. 3. His birthday was on September 15, 2018. 4. He was born in the year 2018. 5. He measured about three feet and four inches in height. 6. Tommy weighed forty pounds. 7. He had shaggy, sandy blonde hair that often fell into his deep blue eyes. 8. Tommy was white. 9. His mother’s name was Lisa. 10. Lisa was thirty-one years old. 11. Her birthday was on April 10, 1992. 12. Lisa was born in the year 1992. 13. She stood at five feet and six inches tall. 14. Lisa weighed one hundred and forty pounds. 15. She had straight chestnut brown hair that reached her shoulders. 16. Her eyes were a warm hazel color. 17. Tommy’s grandmother’s name was Margaret. 18. Margaret was sixty-five years old. 19. Her birthday was on January 22, 1958. 20. She was born in the year 1958. 21. Margaret stood at five feet and three inches tall. 22. She weighed one hundred and twenty pounds. 23. She had short, curly white hair. 24. Her eyes were a piercing blue. 25. On this ordinary day, Tommy was at his friend Emily’s house. 26. Emily was also five years old. 27. Her birthday was on March 30, 2018. 28. She was born in the year 2018. 29. Emily was three feet and five inches in height. 30. She weighed thirty-five pounds. 31. Emily had curly red hair that spilled down her back. 32. Her eyes were a sparkling green. 33. Emily’s mom’s name was Barbara. 34. Barbara was sixty-five years old, thirty-four years older than Lisa. 35. Barbara’s birthday was on July 8, 1958. 36. She was born in the year 1958. 37. Barbara was five feet and four inches tall. 38. She weighed three hundred and eighty pounds. 39. She had long, curly dark brown hair. 40. Her eyes were a dull brown. 41. Barbara was originally from Chicago, Illinois, and she was white. 42. Today, Barbara was wearing an eye-catching tank top featuring a vivid array of sunflower prints. 43. The tank top hugged her heavy frame, accentuating her round belly and substantial chest. 44. She paired it with plain black shorts that reached just above her knees. 45. The shorts were a stark contrast to the colorful tank top, making the outfit seem disordered yet distinct. 46. Her flip-flops were navy blue, with thick straps that clicked in loud sync with her every step. 47. Her toenails were meticulously painted in a vibrant red, matching her fingernails. 48. Tommy and Emily were playing a game in Emily’s room—a rather loud and boisterous game of tag. 49. They were laughing and shouting, their little feet pattering against the floor. 50. Barbara stormed into the room, her nostrils flaring with impatience as she took in the scene. 51. “What the hell are you two doing making all that noise?” she shouted, her voice slicing through the air with a strong Chicago accent. 52. Tommy immediately tried to get the words out, “I’m sor—” 53. However, Barbara cut him off before he could finish his apology. 54. “Don’t you mess around in here with that racket! I want quiet!” she snapped, her eyes glaring. 55. Defeated and feeling guilty, Tommy eased out of his shoes and socks and followed her to her room. 56. He entered the room, trailing behind until he stumbled over something, losing his balance. 57. Glancing down, he saw Barbara’s distinctive flip-flops lying haphazardly on the floor. 58. Instinctively, Tommy tried to kick them off, but they seemed stuck to his feet. 59. Panic surged through him as he frantically attempted to remove them. 60. His feet began to crack and age under their influence. 61. 1. They slowly elongated, growing slender. 62. 2. The skin began to wrinkle, then smoothen into a feminine shape. 63. 3. His toes lengthened and became more delicate. 64. 4. Red nail polish magically coated his nails. 65. 5. His feet grew more defined and arched higher. 66. 6. Veins became visible, intertwining under translucent skin. 67. 7. Hair disappeared completely, leaving perfect bare feet. 68. 8. The bones shifted, becoming small and dainty. 69. 9. His ankles became slim and soft. 70. 10. Finally, his feet appeared as mature, polished feminine extremities. 71. “Wh-what’s happening?” Tommy cried out in a young, frightened voice. 72. His legs began to feminize as well. 73. 1. They grew longer and curvier. 74. 2. The muscles softened, giving them a sleek outline. 75. 3. The skin turned silky smooth. 76. 4. They gained an elegant shape. 77. 5. Shorts appeared, transforming into a form-fitting shape on his hips. 78. 6. His thighs became lithe and toned. 79. 7. Hair disappeared, replaced by a sleek appearance. 80. 8. The joints became more flexible. 81. 9. A soft layer of fat gave them a fuller appearance. 82. 10. He ultimately wore a pair of snug, black panties. 83. His torso and body started to change as well. 84. 1. His torso expanded, filling out in the chest and hips. 85. 2. The bones shifted to accommodate a more feminine silhouette. 86. 3. His waist cinched creating an hourglass figure. 87. 4. Breasts began to form, rounding out fully. 88. 5. His shoulders narrowed while his hips widened. 89. 6. Skin smoothed out, growing taut with youth. 90. 7. A black bra formed, supporting his new chest. 91. 8. The tank top materialized on his torso. 92. 9. His stomach flattened, fit, and toned. 93. 10. His body settled into an alluring feminine form. 94. His arms and hands were the next to change. 95. 1. They thinned down, becoming delicate. 96. 2. Muscle transformed into leaner contours. 97. 3. Fingers lengthened, becoming tapered. 98. 4. Nails grew long and were painted bright red. 99. 5. The skin softened, devoid of rough edges. 100. 6. Wrists became slender and flexible. 101. 7. Tiny peach fuzz hairs disappeared. 102. 8. Elbows became smooth and small. 103. 9. His hands looked as though they had never done hard labor. 104. 10. They now matched his elegant feet, feminine and manicured. 105. His head, hair, and face began to follow suit. 106. 1. His facial structure began to soften. 107. 2. The jawline became delicate. 108. 3. His lips filled out becoming plump. 109. 4. Eyes became almond-shaped. 110. 5. The nose shrunk. 111. 6. Terrified blue eyes morphed into flat brown ones. 112. 7. Eyebrows tweezed themselves into neat arches. 113. 8. His forehead became smaller. 114. 9. Ears became petite. 115. 10. Hair turned into glossy dark brown. 116. 11. Hair lengthened down his back with curls forming. 117. 12. Cheeks became rounder. 118. 13. Positional wrinkles vanished. 119. 14. Skin acquired a clear, even tone. 120. 15. Freckles disappeared. 121. 16. His brow furrow softened. 122. 17. Overall skin tone darkened, closer in hue to Barbara's. 123. 18. Any remaining facial hints of Tommy were eradicated. 124. 19. His entire face set into a mature, female visage. 125. 20. Finally, he looked entirely like Emily's mom. 126. Tommy’s memories began to shift. 127. 1. Recollections of childhood faded. 128. 2. Memories of friends dissipated. 129. 3. School adventures disappeared. 130. 4. Special family events vanished. 131. 5. Every detail as Tommy melted away. 132. 6. New memories began to form of being an adult. 133. 7. Life experiences as an adult woman cemented. 134. 8. Relationships, jobs, and responsibilities appeared. 135. 9. Full immersion into Barbara's life took over. 136. 10. Tommy was no more – only Barbara remained. 137. “Can’t believe those damn kids drove me to my room! What were they even doing?” Barbara muttered as she blinked in confusion. 138. Her mind was unable to grasp the transformation it had undergone. 139. “Where was I again?” she wondered aloud in a blunt accent. 140. Barbara clip-clopped over to a nearby mirror to assess herself. 141. “Damn, I look good!” she praised, looking at her reflection. 142. “One, I have such smooth skin,” she hyped herself up. 143. “Two, my hair looks fantastic,” she continued, her confidence swelling. 144. “Three, these legs are perfect,” she admired her reflection. 145. “Four, I am one hell of a stylish lady,” she reassured herself. 146. “Five, not a single wrinkle in sight!” she concluded, looking her age in the mirror. 147. Satisfied, she admired her outfit in the mirror once more. 148. Barbara decided she needed to run a few errands for the rest of the day. 149. She looked down at her feet, beyond proud of her flawless nails. 150. She grabbed her purse, throwing it over her shoulder. 151. Keeping her current outfit of a tank top and shorts on, she clip-clopped out to her car. 152. Barbara drove swiftly to the nearest store. 153. Upon arrival, she secured her purse and got out of the car. 154. She strutted confidently into the store while quietly muttering, “Damn, I look good! I’m one hot Chicago woman.” 155. Barbara picked up eight snacks and drinks for Emily. 156. 1. Lay’s Potato Chips. 157. 2. Fruit Roll-Ups. 158. 3. Gummi Bears by Haribo. 159. 4. Apple Juice boxes by Mott’s. 160. 5. Oreo cookies. 161. 6. Goldfish crackers. 162. 7. Cheese Strings by Kraft. 163. 8. Capri Sun drink pouches. 164. She also picked up a few things for herself. 165. She ventured to the liquor cabinet. 166. “Hey, someone help me over here!” she requested in her urban, blunt Chicago accent. 167. She eyed two specific bottles. 168. “I need one bottle of Jack Daniel’s,” she instructed specifically. 169. “And one bottle of Grey Goose, make it quick!” she demanded. 170. The female cashier responded brightly, “Could I see some ID, ma'am?" 171. Barbara’s face creased in confusion and frustration. "Why the f*** do you need my ID? I’m clearly old enough!" 172. The cashier attempted to pacify her client, “I just need a glimpse of it, ma’am. It’s for the cameras.” 173. Barbara rolled her eyes and launched into a tirade. 174. “In my entire Chicago life, I’ve never had to show ID for this. Do I look like I’m underage or something?” she begun. 175. “I am from Chicago, Illinois! We don’t do this nonsense there.” 176. “This is unnecessary, and you can clearly see how old I am!" 177. “Is this what happens when you move out of Chicago?" 178. “This store needs to get it together!” 179. “You’re wasting my time asking for something stupid like an ID.” 180. “I’m too old for this shit!” she finished boldly. 181. The cashier wilted under Barbara’s glare, “Don’t worry about it, miss. I’m sorry for offending you.” 182. But Barbara couldn’t let it go, “You should be sorry! Next time think before you ask for something stupid!” 183. Unsated, Barbara sought out the store manager to lodge a complaint. 184. She blurted out how offended she felt and the issue with the cashier. 185. She headed home, bags in tow, and raised her voice calling out, “Emily, get out here and help with these groceries!” 186. “And another thing, these snacks and drinks are only for after dinner. Don’t let me catch you touching any without asking!” she clarified sternly. 187. “If I find you sneaking, consider yourself punished!” Barbara added with authority. 188. Emily hesitated but asked, “Mom, can I have a Goldfish cracker?” 189. Barbara’s temper flared. “Are you f***ing kidding me, Emily?” 190. “One, I just said no snacks until after dinner!" 191. “Two, do you listen at all?" 192. “Three, I have the groceries but no time for your nonsense." 193. “Four, if you keep bugging me, there will be no snacks for a week." 194. “Five, you keep testing my patience!" 195. “Six, you are driving me nuts!" 196. “Seven, how many times must I tell you?" 197. “Eight, don’t test me!" 198. Still irritated, Barbara poured herself a glass of the Jack Daniel’s she bought. 199. Sinking into the couch, she sipped her drink. 200. She set her purse down beside her, “This is some good stuff, I feel great!” 201. Her mind wandered back to when Emily’s friend irritated her. 202. "Can't believe Emily's friend messed with my peace like that," she remembered aloud.
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