Dylan's Battle against Charlie Morningstar: "Charlie"

Prompt: Write a song, called "Charlie", about the an epic battle between Dylan the Dylanus (an OC made by a DeviantArt user Dylan613) and Charlie Morningstar (the princess of Hell and one of the characters from the adult animated series Helluva Boss). This song is a parody of "Scylla" from Jorge Rivera-Herrans' musical project EPIC: The Musical, with Dylan replacing Odysseus as the main protagonist, with Charlie Morningstar replacing Scylla as the main antagonist in this song, and with Black (Dylan's brother) replacing Eurylochus in this song. For Dylan the Dylanus's appearance (even though Dylan is just simply called "Dylan"), he is a 4.9 foot tall, 15 year old boy who has a lean build for his size, tan skin, medium-length brown hair (that reaches his chin, although not covering his face at all), and has green irises. He wears a dark blue hoodie, a lighter blue t-shirt underneath, and cyan wear jeans. He also has white socks underneath his black tennis shoes, which have an x-shaped gray marking on each of his shoes' tongue. For Dylan's personality, he is a kind, considerate, smart, and understanding character, who is a love interest to Emma (his affectionate and understanding girlfriend) and is playful around his smarter, slightly older brother Black. Despite his small frame and being a teen, he goes in the way to protect his homeland (Dylanusland, a tropical, subtropical, and temperate island country in the Pacific Ocean on Earth) against various villains and monsters (always successful, even if some are more difficult than others). Despite these traits, he does have some flaws, such as his intolerance to swearing (which aren't present in his homeland, and he gets offended by swear words and he never swears at all, not saying them even one time, and not saying even the mildest swear words. He is also quite weak without superpowers (which he actually does not have and only obtains them when using special devices), and has fear of vampires and demons alike since he views them as nothing more than pure evil monsters. For Charlie's appearance, she is a tall, slender hellborn demon, standing at around 6 feet tall or over. She has long, blonde hair, with lighter blonde and pink highlights, which is tied into a twice-banded low ponytail. Her blonde bangs flip to her left with a curl. Her lips are black and she has rosy red cheeks. She wears grey eyeliners, her eyes are red, her sclera is light yellow, and she has thick black eyelashes, both top and bottom. She accessorizes with a small black bowtie and black suspenders, with an untucked white, long-sleeved dress-shirt. Over this she usually wears a fitted red tuxedo jacket with dark-red lapels and a pair of red fitted pants. She wears black and white saddle shoes. When in her full demon form, a pair of dark-reddish horns protrude from her head and her eyes' sclera turn bright red with slit pupils. Here is Charlie's personality; she is compassionate and empathetic to a fault, feeling genuine upset at the idea of harm coming to others. Although she isn't unaware that Hell is populated with souls that have committed egregious acts in their living lives, she still views their yearly extermination as a senseless waste and makes it her personal mission to help them avoid it via self-betterment and eventual redemption, something she is seemingly alone in believing is possible. Charlie's idealism, while setting her apart from many of her hellborn peers, can also make her naïve to many of the harsh realities that appear to stand in the way of her potential success - something her girlfriend, Vaggie, tries to remind her of, only to be cheerfully ignored in favor of a more blinkered, sunny optimism. This can also cause her to rush headlong into the initial stages of her plans without much preparation. Charlie has a love for musical theatre, song and dance, and will often convey her emotions and ideas through showtunes and ballads. She appears to take perceived failures hard, as she believes her heartfelt theatrical passion should be enough to bring people over to her way of thinking, and is disheartened when it's not as simple as she imagines. She openly admits during a dejected voicemail to her mother that she doesn't actually know what she is doing, or how to make her plan for reforming sinners work in practice. Despite being sweet and lacking 'street-smarts', this doesn't make Charlie a pushover or stupid. When people insult her or openly mock her ideals and plans, she has no hesitation in standing up for herself, or even rolling up her sleeves to physically fight back. She is also not above letting a few cuss words slip. Charlie also displays some grounding in her idealism, understanding that not all demons can be redeemed, or even likely to change for the better. She displays sensible hesitation when confronted with an ambiguous deal from some high-raking demons. [ODYSSEUS] The lair of Scylla This is our only way home [SCYLLA] Deep down [EURYLOCHUS, spoken] You're quiet today. [SCYLLA] Deep down [ODYSSEUS, spoken] Not much to say... [ALL] Deep down [SCYLLA] You hide a reason for shame [EURYLOCHUS] I've got a secret I can no longer keep [SOLDIERS] Deep down [SCYLLA] You know that we are the same [EURYLOCHUS] I opened the wind bag while you were asleep [SCYLLA] Leaving them feeling betrayed Breaking the bonds that you've made [EURYLOCHUS] I'm so sorry [SCYLLA] There is no price we won't pay [EURYLOCHUS] Forgive me [SCYLLA] We both know what it takes to survive [SOLDIERS] Full speed ahead, full speed, full speed ahead Full speed ahead [ALL] Deep down [SCYLLA] We only care for ourselves [ODYSSEUS] Eurylochus, light up six torches [SCYLLA] Deep down, we're lonely demons from hell [EURYLOCHUS, spoken] Captain! Something approaches! [SCYLLA, spoken] Hello... [ODYSSEUS] Row for your lives! [SCYLLA] Drown in your sorrow and fears Choke on your blood and your tears Bleed til you've run out of years We must do what it takes to survive Give up your honor and faith Live up your life as a wraith Die in the blood where you bathe We must do what it takes to survive [SCYLLA & ODYSSEUS] We are the same, you and I, I