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A humorous depiction of a man on a guys' trip finding himself in his ex-wife's curvy body, leading to unexpected antics and laughter-filled adventures at sea.
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Title: Divorce, a New Body, and a Guys' Trip.

"Whoa, dude! You've got to stop ogling me like that!" Larry was trying hard to suppress a smile under his uncomfortably curvy ex-wife's visage.

"But I can’t, man. Your ex, she was... she still is a knockout! It's just strange that you're, well, her now." I replied, my eyes once again disobeying me by shifting toward his shiny red, white, and blue bikini clad behind.

"Can you at least pretend that you're not checking out my ass? It's weird, even for me!" Larry groaned aloud, his exotic green eyes rolling in visible disapproval.

I laughed, hanging my head in surrender. "Fine, I'll try. But no promises."

We had planned this guys’ vacation as an escape – a way to forget his messy divorce. I had expected to be consoling him, not envying the scandalous contours of his ex-wife’s body that he, mysteriously, had somehow ended up in.

Larry began embracing his unlikely predicament, sliding into the role with humorous flair. Maybe it was the salty sea air, the steady sleep deprivation, or the endless stream of beer – we couldn’t get over his newfound curves.

"Hey watch this!" He burst out, attempting to balance a beer can on his ass. He gave a challenging look in my direction, his fiery red lips curling into a cheeky grin. He gave a twerk and the can flew off, landing a perfect flip before crashing into the sea.

"Holy shit, Larry!" I gasped between laughter. "You're better at this than she ever was!"

He burst into giggles, nearly tipping the boat. He shook his newly endowed chest, causing my jaw to drop. "Guess what else I found out?"

"What?" I asked grinning, ready for the next episode of 'Larry's Amazing Adventures in a Busty Body.'

"These," he gestured to his chest, "can be pretty useful for more than just your perverted gaze."

"What the…?"

He cupped his generous breast, slipping a beer can between them. We both roared with laughter shaking the small boat causing droplets of sea water to join our revelry.

With every passing moment, the oddity of the situation was replaced by convulsive laughter and smiles. Never did I think I would be checking out my best friend, or rather his body swap with his ex-wife. I would have prayed for normalcy, but honestly, I was having way too much fun.

In the end, we never discovered why or how Larry ended up in his ex-wife's body. But one thing was certain, he was the life of our party. And despite all odds, this mad cap adventure turned out to be our finest moment of bonding.

Undoubtedly, it was the most unconventional guys' trip ever - filled with beer, breasts, twerking and laughter. But, when I thought of it, maybe we needed just that - a jolt out of our ordinary lives into something wildly extraordinary, where Larry, or should I say, 'Curvy Larry', was the star.

This story was generated by user zach3 with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.

Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL·E 2, or uploaded by the user.

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Prompt: Write a story with lots of dialogue where After my friend has gone through divorce I knew he would need a regular guys vacation. But when I found out that his ex wife had Also stolen his body I was in shock. We went out to the coast to have some fun on his boat but he’s annoyed I keep looking at his…or his ex wife’s sexy ass. How can he blame me though his wife has curves for days she's busty and curvy and just perfect and he was wearing a red white and blue bikini to really show it off. After awhile he begam to joke around about his new predicament this guys trip was defiantly the most odd, but also was the most fun too. While we were drinking he got a bit to tipsy unused to his new forms alcohol tolerance which led him to do wild things like flash another boat or try to see if he balance a beer can on his ass and then flip it with a twerk, he also found out he could store beer cans in between his breasts which was his new fun party trick.

Response: Title: Divorce, a New Body, and a Guys' Trip. "Whoa, dude! You've got to stop ogling me like that!" Larry was trying hard to suppress a smile under his uncomfortably curvy ex-wife's visage. "But I can’t, man. Your ex, she was... she still is a knockout! It's just strange that you're, well, her now." I replied, my eyes once again disobeying me by shifting toward his shiny red, white, and blue bikini clad behind. "Can you at least pretend that you're not checking out my ass? It's weird, even for me!" Larry groaned aloud, his exotic green eyes rolling in visible disapproval. I laughed, hanging my head in surrender. "Fine, I'll try. But no promises." We had planned this guys’ vacation as an escape – a way to forget his messy divorce. I had expected to be consoling him, not envying the scandalous contours of his ex-wife’s body that he, mysteriously, had somehow ended up in. Larry began embracing his unlikely predicament, sliding into the role with humorous flair. Maybe it was the salty sea air, the steady sleep deprivation, or the endless stream of beer – we couldn’t get over his newfound curves. "Hey watch this!" He burst out, attempting to balance a beer can on his ass. He gave a challenging look in my direction, his fiery red lips curling into a cheeky grin. He gave a twerk and the can flew off, landing a perfect flip before crashing into the sea. "Holy shit, Larry!" I gasped between laughter. "You're better at this than she ever was!" He burst into giggles, nearly tipping the boat. He shook his newly endowed chest, causing my jaw to drop. "Guess what else I found out?" "What?" I asked grinning, ready for the next episode of 'Larry's Amazing Adventures in a Busty Body.' "These," he gestured to his chest, "can be pretty useful for more than just your perverted gaze." "What the…?" He cupped his generous breast, slipping a beer can between them. We both roared with laughter shaking the small boat causing droplets of sea water to join our revelry. With every passing moment, the oddity of the situation was replaced by convulsive laughter and smiles. Never did I think I would be checking out my best friend, or rather his body swap with his ex-wife. I would have prayed for normalcy, but honestly, I was having way too much fun. In the end, we never discovered why or how Larry ended up in his ex-wife's body. But one thing was certain, he was the life of our party. And despite all odds, this mad cap adventure turned out to be our finest moment of bonding. Undoubtedly, it was the most unconventional guys' trip ever - filled with beer, breasts, twerking and laughter. But, when I thought of it, maybe we needed just that - a jolt out of our ordinary lives into something wildly extraordinary, where Larry, or should I say, 'Curvy Larry', was the star.

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