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Dino Follies: Hilarious Mishaps on Set

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**Dinosaur: Bloopers and Outtakes**

*Scene 1: Aladar Meets Plio and the Lemurs*

**Director:** And... action!

**Aladar:** (Sitting with Plio on his back.) "I think I'll fit in here just fine—"

*(Suddenly, a chair falls from the sky, narrowly missing Aladar.)*

**Aladar:** (Looking up.) "Who’s in charge of props around here?"

**Plio:** "Looks like someone’s trying to chair the situation."

**Director:** Cut! Let’s remove any random furniture, people!

*Scene 2: The Migration Begins*

**Director:** Action!

**Kron:** "You, stay in line!"

**Bruton:** "We can't have any stragglers."

**Suri:** (Runs through the scene randomly with a rubber chicken.) "Look what I found!"

**Kron and Bruton:** (Both burst out laughing.)

**Director:** Suri, we're not filming a comedy!

**Suri:** "But it's funnier this way!"

*Scene 3: The Carnotaurs Attack*

**Director:** And... action!

**Aladar:** "Run, everyone!"

*(Carnotaur 1 trips over a rock, faceplants into the dirt.)*

**Carnotaur 1:** (Muffled and growling.) "Who put this here?"

**Carnotaur 2:** "Dude, this isn't in the script. Get up!"

*(As they try to reset, Kron slips on a banana peel left by Zini.)*

**Kron:** "Really, Zini?! A banana peel?!"

**Zini:** "What can I say? Classic comedy never goes extinct."

*Scene 4: Collecting Water*

**Director:** Action!

**Eema:** "Water! Sweet water!"

**Baylene:** "Finally, a bit of relief!"

*(Suddenly, Baylene sneezes, causing a tidal wave in the small oasis.)*

**Suri:** (Soaked.) "Great, just another day at the waterpark."

**Director:** Cut! Bless you, Baylene.

**Baylene:** "Thank you. Allergies, you know?"

*Scene 5: Surprise Cameo*

**Director:** Ready and... action!

**Zini:** "I've got a good feeling about this place!"

*(Mufasa from "The Lion King" strolls into the background, majestic as ever.)*

**Zini:** (Breaking character.) "Uh, aren’t you from a different movie?"

**Mufasa:** (Calm and wise.) "Everything the light touches... is out of frame. My bad."

**Director:** Cut! Can someone please make sure we’re not blending movies?

*Scene 6: Aladar and Neera’s Moment*

**Director:** Action!

**Aladar:** "Neera, I just want to say—"

*(As they're about to nuzzle, a lemur pops into the scene, photobombing adorably.)*

**Neera:** "Guys, we're having a moment here!"

**Yar:** "Sorry, couldn't resist. This is turning into a zoo!"

**Director:** Cut! Yar, remember—dramatic scene!

**Yar:** "What can I say? Timing is everything."

*Scene 7: Final Battle with the Raptors*

**Director:** And... action!

**Raptors:** (Charging menacingly.)

**Aladar:** "Stand your ground!"

*(One of the raptors suddenly starts doing the Macarena.)*

**Aladar:** "Uh, the fighting part, not the dancing part."

**Raptor 1:** "Sorry, old habits."

**Raptor 2:** "Yeah, '90s kid over here."

*Scene 8: Bruton’s Last Stand*

**Director:** Ready and... action!

**Bruton:** "Go, I can hold them off—"

*(At this dramatic moment, a giant plush Mickey Mouse head rolls into the set.)*

**Bruton:** "Uh, extra motivation?"

*(Cast bursts out laughing.)*

**Director:** Cut! We’ll fix it in post.

*Final Scene: Closing Remarks*

**Director:** Everyone gather around for a group photo! Smile!

**Aladar:** "Cheese!"

**Zini:** "Bananas!"

**Baylene:** "Water!"

**Everyone:** (Laughing.)

**Raptor 1:** "Roar!"

**Eema:** (Chuckling.) "That's a wrap, folks!"

**Director:** Great job, everyone! Now let’s clean up this dino-disaster!

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**Post-Credits Scene:**

*(Everyone is gathered, looking at Mufasa.)*

**Suri:** "Can you say it one more time?"

**Mufasa:** "Remember who you are."

**Everyone:** (Cheering.)

**Baylene:** "Always brings the house down."

**Director:** Cut! That’s a wrap for real this time!

*(Cast disperses, chatting and laughing, as the screen fades to black.)*

**THE END.**

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This story was generated by user TyTyTyTyTi with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.

Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL·E 2, or uploaded by the user.

AI Prompts

Prompt: Write the bloopers/outtakes of Dinosaur (a 2000 American live-action/animated adventure film produced by Walt Disney Feature Animation in association with The Secret Lab, and released by Walt Disney Pictures), where the characters (Aladar the Iguanodon, Plio the lemur, Yar the lemur, Zini the lemur, Suri the lemur, Neera the Iguanodon, Kron the Iguanodon, Bruton the Iguanodon, Baylene the Brachiosaurus, and Eema the Styracosaurus, as well as characters who don't talk in the actual movie (who can talk in the bloopers/outtakes unlike in the movie) like Url the Euoplocephalus/Ankylosaurus, the carnotaurs, the raptors, and some other characters) make/say things wrong unintentionally (a few times are intentionally), all comically or funny, very much like the outtakes for Pixar's two films (A Bug's Life, Toy Story 2, and Monsters Inc), as if the scenes are actually being filmed (rather than being animated by animators). The bloopers/outtakes would feature many gags, dialogues, and many other things, which don't go as planned for the film. There would be a brief cameo, albeit unintentional cameo, of a certain popular/famous Disney character (not a Mickey Mouse character) that was known before the year 2000. There should also be quotes from the characters in this story so we know what they're saying and what they're thinking.

Response: --- **Dinosaur: Bloopers and Outtakes** *Scene 1: Aladar Meets Plio and the Lemurs* **Director:** And... action! **Aladar:** (Sitting with Plio on his back.) "I think I'll fit in here just fine—" *(Suddenly, a chair falls from the sky, narrowly missing Aladar.)* **Aladar:** (Looking up.) "Who’s in charge of props around here?" **Plio:** "Looks like someone’s trying to chair the situation." **Director:** Cut! Let’s remove any random furniture, people! *Scene 2: The Migration Begins* **Director:** Action! **Kron:** "You, stay in line!" **Bruton:** "We can't have any stragglers." **Suri:** (Runs through the scene randomly with a rubber chicken.) "Look what I found!" **Kron and Bruton:** (Both burst out laughing.) **Director:** Suri, we're not filming a comedy! **Suri:** "But it's funnier this way!" *Scene 3: The Carnotaurs Attack* **Director:** And... action! **Aladar:** "Run, everyone!" *(Carnotaur 1 trips over a rock, faceplants into the dirt.)* **Carnotaur 1:** (Muffled and growling.) "Who put this here?" **Carnotaur 2:** "Dude, this isn't in the script. Get up!" *(As they try to reset, Kron slips on a banana peel left by Zini.)* **Kron:** "Really, Zini?! A banana peel?!" **Zini:** "What can I say? Classic comedy never goes extinct." *Scene 4: Collecting Water* **Director:** Action! **Eema:** "Water! Sweet water!" **Baylene:** "Finally, a bit of relief!" *(Suddenly, Baylene sneezes, causing a tidal wave in the small oasis.)* **Suri:** (Soaked.) "Great, just another day at the waterpark." **Director:** Cut! Bless you, Baylene. **Baylene:** "Thank you. Allergies, you know?" *Scene 5: Surprise Cameo* **Director:** Ready and... action! **Zini:** "I've got a good feeling about this place!" *(Mufasa from "The Lion King" strolls into the background, majestic as ever.)* **Zini:** (Breaking character.) "Uh, aren’t you from a different movie?" **Mufasa:** (Calm and wise.) "Everything the light touches... is out of frame. My bad." **Director:** Cut! Can someone please make sure we’re not blending movies? *Scene 6: Aladar and Neera’s Moment* **Director:** Action! **Aladar:** "Neera, I just want to say—" *(As they're about to nuzzle, a lemur pops into the scene, photobombing adorably.)* **Neera:** "Guys, we're having a moment here!" **Yar:** "Sorry, couldn't resist. This is turning into a zoo!" **Director:** Cut! Yar, remember—dramatic scene! **Yar:** "What can I say? Timing is everything." *Scene 7: Final Battle with the Raptors* **Director:** And... action! **Raptors:** (Charging menacingly.) **Aladar:** "Stand your ground!" *(One of the raptors suddenly starts doing the Macarena.)* **Aladar:** "Uh, the fighting part, not the dancing part." **Raptor 1:** "Sorry, old habits." **Raptor 2:** "Yeah, '90s kid over here." *Scene 8: Bruton’s Last Stand* **Director:** Ready and... action! **Bruton:** "Go, I can hold them off—" *(At this dramatic moment, a giant plush Mickey Mouse head rolls into the set.)* **Bruton:** "Uh, extra motivation?" *(Cast bursts out laughing.)* **Director:** Cut! We’ll fix it in post. *Final Scene: Closing Remarks* **Director:** Everyone gather around for a group photo! Smile! **Aladar:** "Cheese!" **Zini:** "Bananas!" **Baylene:** "Water!" **Everyone:** (Laughing.) **Raptor 1:** "Roar!" **Eema:** (Chuckling.) "That's a wrap, folks!" **Director:** Great job, everyone! Now let’s clean up this dino-disaster! --- **Post-Credits Scene:** *(Everyone is gathered, looking at Mufasa.)* **Suri:** "Can you say it one more time?" **Mufasa:** "Remember who you are." **Everyone:** (Cheering.) **Baylene:** "Always brings the house down." **Director:** Cut! That’s a wrap for real this time! *(Cast disperses, chatting and laughing, as the screen fades to black.)* **THE END.** ---

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