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"Clash of the Multiverse: An Epic Showdown Delivers Disappointed Fans"

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**Announcer:** “Welcome to the Ultimate Showdown! Today’s epic line-up sees the one and only Lucifer Morningstar, King of Hell and father to Charlie Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel, facing off against a diverse and colorful cast of characters from across the multiverse! Let’s dive right into the action!”

**[A colorful graphic swirls onto the screen, featuring a dramatic music score.]**

**Announcer:** “In our first corner, we have Blitzo, the tall, horned demon boss from Helluva Boss, standing an imposing seven feet tall! Blitzo runs an assassination business with a flair for chaos and a heart of gold—”

**Other Person:** *“Bruh, Blitzo is not seven feet tall, more like five feet and a bit. Also, what does his assassination business have to do with fighting Lucifer?”*

**Announcer:** “Next up is Bowser, the mighty and tyrannical king of the Koopas from the Mario franchise. With his fire-breathing abilities and endless minions, Bowser’s tactical genius knows no bounds.”

**[A clip of Bowser breathing fire and laughing evilly.]**

**Other Person:** *“Tactical genius?! Bowser’s plans always get thwarted by a plumber! Are we even watching the same show?”*

**Announcer:** “Here comes Mickey Mouse, the iconic and magical mascot of Disney. With his indomitable spirit and boundless imagination, he’s sure to give Lucifer a run for his money!”

**Other Person:** *“What the fuck? Mickey is a kid-friendly mouse with no dark powers. How is he supposed to fight a fallen angel?”*

**Announcer:** “Watch out for the Skeksis from The Dark Crystal franchise. These fearsome creatures can shoot hyper beams from their toothy beaks, making them a deadly threat!”

**[A clip of the Skeksis snarling with exaggerated laser effects.]**

**Other Person:** *“This is just straight-up bullshit. Skeksis don’t shoot hyper beams; they’re more like creepy vultures on steroids.”*

**Announcer:** “Scooby-Doo, the lovable, mystery-solving Great Dane, is next! With his cunning wits and bravery—”

**Other Person:** *“I can’t with this! Cunning wits? Bravery? Scooby’s terrified of his own shadow, for fuck’s sake!”*

**Announcer:** “Sonic the Hedgehog, the blue blur, speeding into the battle at the blink of an eye! He’s just two feet tall but packs a punch with his supersonic speed!”

**Other Person:** *“Two feet tall? The guy is at least three feet tall, and his speed isn’t going to help against literal devil magic.”*

**Announcer:** “From the Ice Age franchise, we have Manny, the gallant woolly mammoth. His size and strength are sure to be key assets in this head-to-head against Lucifer.”

**Other Person:** *“A prehistoric mammoth versus Lucifer? How does this even remotely make any fucking sense?”*

**Announcer:** “And last but not least, Pikachu, the electric mouse PokĂ©mon! With his electrifying Thunderbolt attack, he’s ready to sizzle Lucifer’s circuits!”

**Other Person:** *“Pikachu? Seriously? Like a mouse-sized PokĂ©mon is going to take down the King of Hell. Get real!”*

**[Crowd cheers sound effect.]**

**Announcer:** “Let the battles begin!”

**Other Person:** *“Wow, just wow. This is so clickbait; it’s not even funny. None of these fights make any sense, and the information is just plain wrong. Also, could you at least remind people to subscribe, cuz what’s a YouTube video without that? Fucking amateur hour here!”*

**[The video ends abruptly with a glitchy screen effect.]**

**Other Person:** *“So there you have it, folks. This video was complete bullshit, with ‘facts’ pulled straight out of someone's ass. Don’t get fooled by these clickbait videos, and demand better content, damn it!”*

**[Log off sound.]**

This story was generated by user Fizzarolli-Attack with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.

Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL·E 2, or uploaded by the user.

AI Prompts

Prompt: If Lucifer Morningstar (the fallen angel from an adults cartoon/animated series "Hazbin Hotel", who is the king of Hell and Charlie Morningstar's father, not Satan since both Lucifer and Satan are separate characters in the series) were to confront characters from other media, would these characters be able to survive or fight off Lucifer Morningstar? Why or why not? And what would be the outcome of this survival/battle? Here are the characters that would try to face Lucifer Morningstar: Blitzo (from the Helluva Boss series), Bowser (from the Mario franchise), Mickey Mouse (from the Mickey Mouse franchise), the skeksis (from The Dark Crystal franchise), Scooby (from the Scooby-Doo franchise), Sonic the Hedgehog (from the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon series), Manny (from the Ice Age franchise), and Pikachu (from the Pokemon series). Would any 8 of these battles be fair or unfair fights? There should be an announcer in this who talks a lot about each character's roles, traits, and their appearances (sometimes nothing to do with the fight against Lucifer Morningstar, and often times with some inaccuracies, for example, Blitzo being claimed by the announcer to be 7 feet tall (including his horns), rather than the correct 5.3 feet tall, as well as Sonic being depicted as only 2 feet tall, rather than his correct 3.3 foot height, and the skeksis claimed to be able to shoot hyper beams from their toothy beaks, when they actually could not, just to name a few inaccuracies), and another person ranting/correcting on why the announcer is wrong (also saying that a certain trait or role have nothing to do with the fight), while also have the announcer not aware about the other person reviewing, ranting, and correcting (since this is supposed to be the other person watching the video being announced by the announcer). At the end, the other person who ranted/corrected the video says that this video is clickbait and inaccurate to the source materials, plus, the video doesn't have a subscriber reminder. Also, there should be some common meme-esque words (such as "bruh") made by the other person (not the announcer), as well as swearing/cussing/profanities made by the other person (not the announcer, the other person), including "fuck", " shit", "bullshit", and other bad language, as if the YouTuber is reviewing, ranting, or correcting on a clickbait video (such as YouTubers ranting on Bright Side's videos).

Response: **Announcer:** “Welcome to the Ultimate Showdown! Today’s epic line-up sees the one and only Lucifer Morningstar, King of Hell and father to Charlie Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel, facing off against a diverse and colorful cast of characters from across the multiverse! Let’s dive right into the action!” **[A colorful graphic swirls onto the screen, featuring a dramatic music score.]** **Announcer:** “In our first corner, we have Blitzo, the tall, horned demon boss from Helluva Boss, standing an imposing seven feet tall! Blitzo runs an assassination business with a flair for chaos and a heart of gold—” **Other Person:** *“Bruh, Blitzo is not seven feet tall, more like five feet and a bit. Also, what does his assassination business have to do with fighting Lucifer?”* **Announcer:** “Next up is Bowser, the mighty and tyrannical king of the Koopas from the Mario franchise. With his fire-breathing abilities and endless minions, Bowser’s tactical genius knows no bounds.” **[A clip of Bowser breathing fire and laughing evilly.]** **Other Person:** *“Tactical genius?! Bowser’s plans always get thwarted by a plumber! Are we even watching the same show?”* **Announcer:** “Here comes Mickey Mouse, the iconic and magical mascot of Disney. With his indomitable spirit and boundless imagination, he’s sure to give Lucifer a run for his money!” **Other Person:** *“What the fuck? Mickey is a kid-friendly mouse with no dark powers. How is he supposed to fight a fallen angel?”* **Announcer:** “Watch out for the Skeksis from The Dark Crystal franchise. These fearsome creatures can shoot hyper beams from their toothy beaks, making them a deadly threat!” **[A clip of the Skeksis snarling with exaggerated laser effects.]** **Other Person:** *“This is just straight-up bullshit. Skeksis don’t shoot hyper beams; they’re more like creepy vultures on steroids.”* **Announcer:** “Scooby-Doo, the lovable, mystery-solving Great Dane, is next! With his cunning wits and bravery—” **Other Person:** *“I can’t with this! Cunning wits? Bravery? Scooby’s terrified of his own shadow, for fuck’s sake!”* **Announcer:** “Sonic the Hedgehog, the blue blur, speeding into the battle at the blink of an eye! He’s just two feet tall but packs a punch with his supersonic speed!” **Other Person:** *“Two feet tall? The guy is at least three feet tall, and his speed isn’t going to help against literal devil magic.”* **Announcer:** “From the Ice Age franchise, we have Manny, the gallant woolly mammoth. His size and strength are sure to be key assets in this head-to-head against Lucifer.” **Other Person:** *“A prehistoric mammoth versus Lucifer? How does this even remotely make any fucking sense?”* **Announcer:** “And last but not least, Pikachu, the electric mouse PokĂ©mon! With his electrifying Thunderbolt attack, he’s ready to sizzle Lucifer’s circuits!” **Other Person:** *“Pikachu? Seriously? Like a mouse-sized PokĂ©mon is going to take down the King of Hell. Get real!”* **[Crowd cheers sound effect.]** **Announcer:** “Let the battles begin!” **Other Person:** *“Wow, just wow. This is so clickbait; it’s not even funny. None of these fights make any sense, and the information is just plain wrong. Also, could you at least remind people to subscribe, cuz what’s a YouTube video without that? Fucking amateur hour here!”* **[The video ends abruptly with a glitchy screen effect.]** **Other Person:** *“So there you have it, folks. This video was complete bullshit, with ‘facts’ pulled straight out of someone's ass. Don’t get fooled by these clickbait videos, and demand better content, damn it!”* **[Log off sound.]**

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