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"Chad's Day in Lilly's Body: A Comedy of Curves"

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A humorous image of a petite woman with an exaggeratedly confident smirk, her hands on her ample chest, with her male companion laughing beside her.
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As Lilly and I walked hand-in-hand down the sidewalk by the river, I noticed her step falter, her eyes growing distant. Uh oh, Chad was about to make his entrance.

"Sup, bro!" Chad’s voice boomed out of Lilly's petite frame, startling a couple of nearby ducks. The transformation was almost instantaneous. Lilly’s delicate posture changed, her stance widening, and an unmistakably confident smirk crept onto her face. "Damn, this body be fly as hell!"

"Hey, Chad. Nice seeing you again," I said, trying not to laugh as Chad ogled 'his' reflection in a store window.

Chad struck an exaggerated pose. "Fo'real, check out these jumbo jugs! They like... major league, bro!" He wiggled Lilly’s ample chest, then reached up for a high-five. I reluctantly slapped his hand, watching as he admired 'her' nails. "Fancy nails an' all, man!"

"So, Chad," I started, aiming to steer the conversation somewhere less... jiggly, "Tell me more about yourself."

"Aight, so, I'm all about football, ya dig?" Chad leaned in, giving me an exaggerated wink. "But yo, playin' catch like this? Naw, bro, can’t be happenin’. Look at these things!" He cupped Lilly’s chest again and bounced them, causing a passing elderly woman to mutter something about 'crazy kids these days'.

We decided to head back to the car. I tossed him the keys, “You wanna drive?”

"Hell yeah, let’s roll!" Chad practically launched himself into the driver’s seat, his movements becoming hilariously awkward as he twisted to fasten the seatbelt. "Man, these ladies be gettin’ in the way, gotta have a whole strategy just to get buckled up!" He craned his neck, trying to look down at his own chest, mumbling, "Man, some serious airbags up in here..."

Finally situated, Chad adjusted the seat in a way that made Lilly’s usual upright, close-to-the-wheel posture look absurd. He did it with such effort, slowly pushing the seat back, then forward, trying to get his positioning right. "Dat booty be cushy, though! Never sittin’ uncomfy again!"

As we cruised down the street, Chad's aggressive driving style soon became apparent. He was honking, tailgating, and flipping off drivers left and right. “Ayo! Move it or lose it, grandpa!” he shouted at a guy in a family van.

When we got home, Chad let out a satisfied sigh. "Now that’s how ya drive, bro! Time for some foot-bawll!" He bounded inside, heading straight for the fridge. He popped it open, reached for a beer, and, in true Chad fashion, closed the door with an impressively smooth bump of his hip. “Thicc-ness advantage, bro!”

Chad then struggled with the clasp of Lilly’s bra for a good minute before finally removing it. He looked at the label in sheer amazement. "Double D’s, bro! Respect!" He trotted upstairs, eventually emerging in a too-tight football jersey that made his new figure look even more outrageous. The number twelve was now more like a twelve-and-a-half, the curves distorting the digits amusingly.

Sinking onto the couch next to me, Chad grabbed the remote and tuned into a football game. "This princess body, though. Gotta respect the glory of the game, but no lie, this be mad fun, bro!" He took a swig of beer and turned to me, in his oversized jersey and messy ponytail looking completely out of place but utterly at ease.

I couldn’t help but laugh. Lilly was amazing, but spending the afternoon with Chad was a riot. "You know, Chad, I might just like hanging out with you too."

"Y’know, bro, we make a sick team. Who’d have thought!"

This story was generated by user zach3 with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.

Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL·E 2, or uploaded by the user.

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Prompt: write a story with lots of dialogue about My girlfriend Lilly suffered from multiple personalities, she has a few in her head and they come out from time to time. She usually can control it but sometimes they take over. We were on a date today and her male personality Chad took over. Chad is your typical buff and strong guy, so seeing his personality come out of her body can be jarring. Chad loves her body a whole lot especially her large prominent boobs and her wide sexy hips. He immediately cups his new chest and smirks as he flips his long red hair out of his face with is feminine French tipped pink nails. Holy crap, bro! I can’t believe I’m a chick, I swear it’s a crazy feeling but look at the size of these boobs, am I right He reaches up to give me a high five. Chad grins at you as he stares down at your girlfriends' breasts. I ask Chad to tell me more about himself, he tells me he loves football. He offers to play catch at the park and then looks down at his curvy body and thinks otherwise. “Nice to meet you David, I would normally say let got throw the ball around in the park but I’m not sure if I’ll be able to play properly with these things!” he gestures to his chest and bounces them in his hands. After the date I offer to let him drive because I knew he loves cars. Chad is ecstatic and hops into the driver seat. “Hell yeah, bro!!” Chad excitedly exclaims as he slides his curvy body behind the wheel of your car. “Man, I don’t even remember the last time I drove anywhere!” You watch him fumble with the seat belt and seat, trying to avoid squishing his breasts while also reaching the peddles. You’ve watched your girlfriend drive plenty of times, but she has a very definite driving position that involves being sat Totally upright, almost pressed against the steering wheel to see over the dash. But Chad seems to be having trouble. He complains about trying to put the seatbelt around his new massive rack He grumbles to himself as he can't seem to get the seatbelt over his new large breasts. He also realizes how round and sect his new ass is when he comments on how he will never sit in discomfort again. After we get a move on begin to drive back home, I see Chad is a much more aggressive driver than my girlfriend, he even flips off a guy for cutting him off which my girlfriend would never do. When we get home, he puts on a football game and heads to the kitchen to get a beer bumping the fridge door closed with one of his wide hips and removes his bra. He looks down and is shocked by the sheer size of it. Double D cups is what the tag says he looks upon his new chest proudly while going upstairs to look for some more comfortable clothes. He decides to throw on a football jersey which didn't fit over his generous chest warping the number twelve on the jersey he also ties his red hair up into a messy ponytail. When he sits back down on the couch next to me. I love my girlfriend but seeing her act like Chad has been very fun. Write Chads Dialogue in a ghetto accent

Response: As Lilly and I walked hand-in-hand down the sidewalk by the river, I noticed her step falter, her eyes growing distant. Uh oh, Chad was about to make his entrance. "Sup, bro!" Chad’s voice boomed out of Lilly's petite frame, startling a couple of nearby ducks. The transformation was almost instantaneous. Lilly’s delicate posture changed, her stance widening, and an unmistakably confident smirk crept onto her face. "Damn, this body be fly as hell!" "Hey, Chad. Nice seeing you again," I said, trying not to laugh as Chad ogled 'his' reflection in a store window. Chad struck an exaggerated pose. "Fo'real, check out these jumbo jugs! They like... major league, bro!" He wiggled Lilly’s ample chest, then reached up for a high-five. I reluctantly slapped his hand, watching as he admired 'her' nails. "Fancy nails an' all, man!" "So, Chad," I started, aiming to steer the conversation somewhere less... jiggly, "Tell me more about yourself." "Aight, so, I'm all about football, ya dig?" Chad leaned in, giving me an exaggerated wink. "But yo, playin' catch like this? Naw, bro, can’t be happenin’. Look at these things!" He cupped Lilly’s chest again and bounced them, causing a passing elderly woman to mutter something about 'crazy kids these days'. We decided to head back to the car. I tossed him the keys, “You wanna drive?” "Hell yeah, let’s roll!" Chad practically launched himself into the driver’s seat, his movements becoming hilariously awkward as he twisted to fasten the seatbelt. "Man, these ladies be gettin’ in the way, gotta have a whole strategy just to get buckled up!" He craned his neck, trying to look down at his own chest, mumbling, "Man, some serious airbags up in here..." Finally situated, Chad adjusted the seat in a way that made Lilly’s usual upright, close-to-the-wheel posture look absurd. He did it with such effort, slowly pushing the seat back, then forward, trying to get his positioning right. "Dat booty be cushy, though! Never sittin’ uncomfy again!" As we cruised down the street, Chad's aggressive driving style soon became apparent. He was honking, tailgating, and flipping off drivers left and right. “Ayo! Move it or lose it, grandpa!” he shouted at a guy in a family van. When we got home, Chad let out a satisfied sigh. "Now that’s how ya drive, bro! Time for some foot-bawll!" He bounded inside, heading straight for the fridge. He popped it open, reached for a beer, and, in true Chad fashion, closed the door with an impressively smooth bump of his hip. “Thicc-ness advantage, bro!” Chad then struggled with the clasp of Lilly’s bra for a good minute before finally removing it. He looked at the label in sheer amazement. "Double D’s, bro! Respect!" He trotted upstairs, eventually emerging in a too-tight football jersey that made his new figure look even more outrageous. The number twelve was now more like a twelve-and-a-half, the curves distorting the digits amusingly. Sinking onto the couch next to me, Chad grabbed the remote and tuned into a football game. "This princess body, though. Gotta respect the glory of the game, but no lie, this be mad fun, bro!" He took a swig of beer and turned to me, in his oversized jersey and messy ponytail looking completely out of place but utterly at ease. I couldn’t help but laugh. Lilly was amazing, but spending the afternoon with Chad was a riot. "You know, Chad, I might just like hanging out with you too." "Y’know, bro, we make a sick team. Who’d have thought!"

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