Boating Trip Gone Awry
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Title: Boating Trip Gone Awry
What started as a regular bromantic vacation turned out to be a wild ride down a road I'd never expected.
"Come on, man. Stop staring at my...her...my...argh!" Barry growled at me, adjusting the red, white, and blue bikini that clung to him. Correction - to his ex-wife's body that he was now sporting.
"I can't help it, Barry. You know she's...you're...this is so confusing. She's....you’re pretty hot," I managed through the hilarity of the situation, glancing again and regretting it immediately.
"I told you, don’t make it weird!" Barry was fuming, but his face was unable to command the same authority with the rosy cheeks and plump, luscious lips of his ex.
"Sorry, sorry. It's just your...your butt," I couldn't hold back a chuckle. "It's so much nicer than your beer gut."
Barry rolled his eyes, albeit those were now framed with long luscious lashes. "Gee, thanks."
The absurd humor of the situation, blended with the stunning coastal setting and the generous supply of beer, made this outing far more memorable than any previous guy's trip.
As the drinks kept flowing, Barry began to embrace his unfortunate plight. "Hey, watch this, man!" With an all-too-flirty wink and a seductive wiggle of his...her...his curvaceous hips, he attempted to balance a beer can on his taut, round ass.
Watching a tall, bearded man attempting to twerk was one thing; watching a curvaceous, bikini-clad woman, who was actually your bro, do the same was quite something else. Barry was a natural, flipping the beer can with a skillful jiggle.
"What's next? Beer pong with your boobs?" I choked out between fits of laughter, three-quarters sloshed.
"Don't give me ideas," Barry's eyes sparkled mischievously. In a moment that was genuinely awe-inducing, he managed to grab two beer cans and slipped them under the strap of his bikini top. He then proceeded to beam, his new cleavage making for an impressive beer can cooler.
"The things I could do with these," he declared, winking at a passing boat, and in a bold move, lifted his top, flashing the unfortunate sailors that had witnessed the spectacle.
I fell about laughing yet again, struggling to keep a hold of my drink. This was meant to be a guys' trip; an escape from reality. Little did we realize that reality would prove to be more twisted and hilarious than any escapade we could have planned. Not to mention, controversially attractive.
"Strange as it may sound," Barry said raising his beer for a toast, "This might be the best guys' vacation ever."
I clinked my can with his and, after clearing my laughter-induced tears, agreed, “Here’s to many more crazy adventures!”
This story was generated by user zach3 with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.
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Prompt: Write a story with lots of dialogue where After my friend has gone through divorce I knew he would need a regular guys vacation. But when I found out that his ex wife had Also stolen his body I was in shock. We went out to the coast to have some fun on his boat but he’s annoyed I keep looking at his…or his ex wife’s sexy ass. How can he blame me though his wife has curves for days she's busty and curvy and just perfect and he was wearing a red white and blue bikini to really show it off. After awhile he begam to joke around about his new predicament this guys trip was defiantly the most odd, but also was the most fun too. While we were drinking he got a bit to tipsy unused to his new forms alcohol tolerance which led him to do wild things like flash another boat or try to see if he balance a beer can on his ass and then flip it with a twerk, he also found out he could store beer cans in between his breasts which was his new fun party trick.
Response: Title: Boating Trip Gone Awry What started as a regular bromantic vacation turned out to be a wild ride down a road I'd never expected. "Come on, man. Stop staring at my...her...my...argh!" Barry growled at me, adjusting the red, white, and blue bikini that clung to him. Correction - to his ex-wife's body that he was now sporting. "I can't help it, Barry. You know she's...you're...this is so confusing. She's....you’re pretty hot," I managed through the hilarity of the situation, glancing again and regretting it immediately. "I told you, don’t make it weird!" Barry was fuming, but his face was unable to command the same authority with the rosy cheeks and plump, luscious lips of his ex. "Sorry, sorry. It's just your...your butt," I couldn't hold back a chuckle. "It's so much nicer than your beer gut." Barry rolled his eyes, albeit those were now framed with long luscious lashes. "Gee, thanks." The absurd humor of the situation, blended with the stunning coastal setting and the generous supply of beer, made this outing far more memorable than any previous guy's trip. As the drinks kept flowing, Barry began to embrace his unfortunate plight. "Hey, watch this, man!" With an all-too-flirty wink and a seductive wiggle of his...her...his curvaceous hips, he attempted to balance a beer can on his taut, round ass. Watching a tall, bearded man attempting to twerk was one thing; watching a curvaceous, bikini-clad woman, who was actually your bro, do the same was quite something else. Barry was a natural, flipping the beer can with a skillful jiggle. "What's next? Beer pong with your boobs?" I choked out between fits of laughter, three-quarters sloshed. "Don't give me ideas," Barry's eyes sparkled mischievously. In a moment that was genuinely awe-inducing, he managed to grab two beer cans and slipped them under the strap of his bikini top. He then proceeded to beam, his new cleavage making for an impressive beer can cooler. "The things I could do with these," he declared, winking at a passing boat, and in a bold move, lifted his top, flashing the unfortunate sailors that had witnessed the spectacle. I fell about laughing yet again, struggling to keep a hold of my drink. This was meant to be a guys' trip; an escape from reality. Little did we realize that reality would prove to be more twisted and hilarious than any escapade we could have planned. Not to mention, controversially attractive. "Strange as it may sound," Barry said raising his beer for a toast, "This might be the best guys' vacation ever." I clinked my can with his and, after clearing my laughter-induced tears, agreed, “Here’s to many more crazy adventures!”
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