### A Flip of Fate

### Swapping Up a Storm

"Come on, Doug," my best friend Dave whined, adjusting his oversized sunhat over his cascade of permed, blonde hair. "It's not like Laura's body comes with a new brain! I'm still the same guy inside this... rather delightful exterior."

I sighed as I packed my gear for our annual boat trip. Everything was already complicated enough without adding the body swap fiasco. "I get it, Dave, but Janet's not thrilled. She remembers how much we both ogled Laura. It doesn’t help that her—uh—attributes are now part of our trip."

Dave leaned against the doorframe with a sly grin. "Well, just tell her I've embraced Laura's daily Pilates regimen. I might start charging for tickets."

"Yeah, that’ll make her feel heaps better," I muttered. "Anyway, she's reluctantly on board." I caught myself. "Pun not intended."

When I finally stepped onto the boat, it was like seeing Laura—well, Dave in Laura—in full Technicolor. There she was—I mean, he was—in a red one-piece bathing suit that left little to the imagination, especially when Laura's imagination already left little to begin with.

"Wow," I managed to say, my eyes wide. "I think I get why Janet was upset. You look, um, exquisite."

Dave adjusted his sunglasses and winked. "Behave, Dougie-boy. It's a boat trip, not a beauty pageant."

I didn’t know whether to laugh or jump overboard. We set sail, and it didn't take long for us to fall back into our usual banter.

"So, have they figured out when the next 'Minor Shift' event is so we can, you know, unswap?" I asked, adjusting the boat's sail.

Dave—or rather, Laura’s body—shrugged nonchalantly. "They say it could be next month or next year. In the meantime, I plan to make the most out of Pilates."

"Let’s hope it’s before Pilates starts making my buddy more flexible than I’m comfortable with," I joked. "So, who else in the neighborhood swapped?"

"Oh, Mr. Jenkins ended up in Mrs. Claymore’s body. He claims he’s loving the knitting club."

I guffawed at the idea of grumpy old Mr. Jenkins in Mrs. Claymore’s flower-patterned dresses, knitting away his afternoons. "And Laura? Where'd she land?"

Dave looked thoughtful and then chuckled. "She ended up in her pet Labrador, Max. She’s not thrilled, but hey, she gets belly rubs."

As the boat cruised through the water, we quickly settled into our old habits of fishing, joking, and complaining about work. Halfway through the trip, Dave shot up like he had an electric jolt running through him.

"Doug! Look at this!" he exclaimed, holding up a fish he'd just caught—a big one.

I whooped in cheerful disbelief. "Hey, that’s gotta be the biggest one we’ve ever snagged! Laura’s body must be good luck.”

Dave twirled around—perhaps a bit too elegantly for someone who used to be a rugby player—and struck a pose like he was on a runway. "Or maybe I’m finally fishing in style!"

We laughed until tears rolled down our cheeks, almost tipping the boat a couple of times. Missing Janet's concerns floated away like the light breeze across the lake.

By noon, we were lounging and munching on sandwiches. "So," I started, my voice far more relaxed than it had been the whole week, "you still planning to host poker night?"

Dave thought for a moment and then grinned. "Oh, absolutely. Same game, just a new rack of chips."

"Careful, or you’ll end up on one of those daytime talk shows, ‘Men Trapped in Women’s Bodies: The True Story!’ Or worse, you’ll become the next social media star."

"But think about it, Doug," he said with a twinkle in his eyes, "we’d always have an angle for our stories. Plus, Laura’s got a gaggle of suitors. I might just become the belle of the ball."

"Knowing our luck," I countered, "they’ll swap and we’ll end up hosting book club."

We clinked our beers, much like old times, and for a moment, everything was just as normal as an abnormal situation could be.

### The End

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